When Daniel Sturridge tells you to dance, you dance. But maybe you shouldn't, Alex Oxlade Chamberlain.
Ox actually has three goals in 14 matches for England so if the Three Lions make the quarterfinals, the numbers say he will have scored a goal. That means we cannot shrug off his dance as unimportant.
It is possible that Oxl will need a goal dance for the World Cup.
Seeing as actually dancing isn't his forte, maybe Ox can try the Macarena? Or if that's too difficult for him, a simple knee slide will do. Just don't dance.