You didn't know this until just now, but you're not really ready for the World Cup until you have seen kids play elephants in soccer. It's the ultimate warm up slash hype video.
Now you're ready.
You have seen a bunch of school boys play elephants. You have seen elephants get hit by a ball and not notice it. You have seen elephants take a nap in front of goal. That is what soccer is all about. That is what the World Cup is all about.
The World Cup can begin. We, as a society, are ready.