We already knew that Daniel Sturridge's goal celebration dance was ... something. But now he wants us to see him, Raheem Sterling and Jordan Ibe dance. And we can't imagine why.
It's abysmal. There is nothing there worth complimenting and while being comfortable enough to dance and have a good time is to be applauded, it doesn't need to hit Instagram.
But there is one saving grace: Mario Balotelli.