Simon Kjaer

VfL Wolfsburg #0 - Defender

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Roker Report Road Trip: FC Midtylland


Following a sojourn to the Far East and conditions more suitable for ducks than pampered Premier League footballers, Paolo Di Canio’s men are once again heading to Ponteland International and jetting off for more pre-season goodness.

Die Wölfe inch further away from relegation zone

Wolfsburg grabbed a valuable point at the Bay Arena, while Leverkusen's lead for third shrunk even smaller.

CHN Links: Lovenkrands to Birmingham City, New CB Names Linked With Newcastle


Newcastle United news of the day. CB rumors and Peter Lovenkrands moves on.

Roma Rumor Mongering: The Silly Season Begins


AS Roma transfer rumors

Roma 2 - Napoli 2: More To Love


Welcome to the busy-packing recap mini special: If Fabio Simplicio can't prove that pounds equal love, no one can. The ease with which other teams adjust after the half is still utterly alarming...

Juventus vs. Roma, or "They Are Who We Thought They Were"


Note: Choose the "They" in the header carefully. Here in the San Francisco Bay Area, it was a warmer-than-usual weekend. Everyone around the Bay were out wearing shorts, drinking copious amounts of...

News Bits: Down Goes Maarten. Up Comes Maarten.


Keeps Do you remember a brighter time? A day when Gianluca Curci appeared to have all the physical tools to fulfill his lofty potential as Gianluigi Buffon's heir to the Azzurri sticks, but would...

Welcome Back, Mr. Totti


Roma 3 - Udinese 1 Roundabout the eightieth minute, I sat in my seat, as I'm apt to do, and thought, "After squeaking so many wins this year, they clearly deserve to win this one, yet it's going...

Roma Rumors! About Adults!


Pillaging Cagliari Trieste Who Knows Ah, the internets. (Ah, the ah.) They are about to serve as the wind for the sails of my good ship Don't Admit You Remember That. Rumors are somewhere...

Lecce 4 - Roma 2: Laying An Egg Of The Easter Variety


Lecce 4 - Roma 2 0 The headline would've gone much more smoothly had things settled out nicely at 4-0. But was it anything but a 4-0 loss? Lecce turned off the engine at the hour mark and...

Novara: Would You Like Another Five-Star Headline?


Roma 5 - Novara 2 Trite idiom alert: Novara: Just what the doctor ordered. Do you suppose they'll adopt that as their new club motto? Those who've watched Roma for longer than the last five...

Everyone's Sporting 'Mare: 'Mr. X' Comes To Town


Mr. X Seeing through the veil that is one of Giuseppe Rossi's passports. Dear oh dear. A phrase which could be chiseled into the crest or Simon Kjaer's appendages at any moment. Walter Sabatini...

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