Nicklas Bendtner

Arsenal #0 - Forward

  • Born: 01/16/88
  • Age: 26
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  • Weight: 0
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Important update: there may be a SECOND plane

When one completely stupid thing just isn't enough ...

Bendtner does the bird dance

Nicklas Bendtner won at FIFA so he did the bird dance, naturally.

Bendtner caught with his pants down again

Nicky B is not a fan of pants it seems

Bendtner reportedly assaults car, threatens driver

The Danish striker finds himself in trouble again.

You can Klose the door on this rumor

You're welcome, Michael Keshani

Starving for a striker

We're hungry, desperate and able to smell what the Chef's been cooking. Now, please, just serve us the Mexican Green Enchiladas we've been waiting for.

Arsenal go top again with late win against Cardiff

Nicklas Bendtner gave Arsenal a late, late win over Cardiff City after the Bluebirds held out against the Gunners' onslaught for 87 minutes.

Hair Envy: Sepp Blatter On Cristiano Ronaldo

Leaving aside the impropriety of joking about Cristiano Ronaldo's trips to the hairdresser in the context of the ballon d'or, one is forced to ask: how could a seemingly intelligent man walk into the obvious joke?

Betting Recap for the International Break

Find out how the writers of 7500 to Holte fared in our latest round of trying to beat the bookies.

Arsenal declare Premier League squad

It's basically all of the players on the team.

Arsenal still on the market?

Some people are reporting that Arsenal are still trying to pull off one more move.

Bendtner to stay at Arsenal

The Danish striker will literally never leave Arsenal, but hey, maybe that's not a disaster?

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