Daniele De Rossi

Italy won't have any problems in staying at the top of their qualifying group with this trip to minnows Malta.

Well, we didn't. Or maybe we did. Maybe that's the point.

Explaining the big bang, the link between Totti and Elton John, why Katy Perry and Roma were made for each other and why De Rossi needs a frikkin flamethrower. All this and more on this week's Totti Tuesday!

Sorry, this is important news. Far more important than any nonsense that might've occurred on a pitch in the last day or two, surely. This is the first time a musical selection has warranted...

They didn't come, no one saw anything, then they arrived, and finally, they conquered.

Two games to discuss in this week’s Totti Tuesday. Double the drama, brainfarts and twice less underpants and sleep (because of secretly masturbating to Taddei making RB his own against Barcelona and owning Messi) . Fun times indeed.

Serie A Matchday 2 sees FC Internazionale Milano take on AS Roma at the San Siro in Milan. Both teams are sporting attacking new styles of play with questionable defenses and revolutionized squads. Literally, anything could happen.

Roma v Novara The defense looks something which will inevitably require a peace treaty. The midfield a smattering of decent parts with the keystone misplaced, the crumbling of the integral...

Two distinct patterns have seemed to emerge over the past two months, both needing time to be nurtured, one less than the other: i. Roma's the town bicycle when Daniele De Rossi isn't on the pitch...