If Francesco Guidolin and Antonio Di Natale really are fighting, it's time to bury the hatchet, if only for the sake of the poor fans.
Udinese and Juventus top the table after last week's enthralling round of Serie A action, but the biggest news was a 3-0 crushing handed out by Napoli to Inter Milan at the San Siro.
Is it cheating to be in a relationship with one Serie A club, and lust after another? Udinese, with its immensely entertaining football and, of course, Alexis Sanchez, leave little choice.
Inter Milan and Napoli triumph, Lazio, Roma and Juventus all stumble, and Udinese can't keep AC Milan from coming back to find a point in a 4-4 thriller. Boring, boring Serie A.