Worst possible horse names
Orb is a pretty bad name. But over the years, we at SB Nation have gotten pretty good at coming up with horrible horse names, and we think we can do betterworse.
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Worst people an athlete could possibly train with
If you're looking to resurrect your floundering athletic career, remember never to train with the following individuals.
Potential Fox Sports 1 shows
Fox Sports 1 is a network that will broadcast sports television programs.
Expectations set by downtrodden Chiefs fans
Fans of the Kansas City Chiefs have struggled to properly set expectations over the last 19 years and one month and change since their last playoff win. Here are some of them.
Worst possible Dwyane Wade nicknames
Dwyane Wade has assigned himself a new nickname: "Way of Wade." That is a terrible nickname. Here are some that would be even worse.
How to start a fight on the internet
The List today are things you should never, ever say on the internet.
Let's make some trades!
It's the trade deadline! This probably isn't what you're looking for, though.
Slogans for potential Olympic host cities
The U.S. Olympic committee has sent letters to 35 cities to gauge their interest in hosting the 2024 Summer Olympics. Here are some slogans they can use.
Pro wrestlers of the ACC
Which pro wrestlers would ACC schools be fighting to sign for the 2013 season? We take a totally serious look at this issue.
Gronk's Valentine's Day plans
Gronk is a passionate man. He may have some misguided notions about qualifies as "romantic," though.
Further Adidas innovations
Adidas is revolutionizing the sports industry! What could possibly top their innovation of "sleeves"?
Recruiting fake people
National Signing Day got us thinking. Who would have been the cream of the crop, had they actually existed?
Good things about NFL pregame shows
The jerks who talk about you before football are important. Here is why.
Hot new HGH sources
Everyone's abuzz about deer antlers. What's the next level of unlikely sources of human growth hormone?
Get these athletes to the White House
Champion sports teams get to go to the White House and meet the President. Here is our list of demands of sports personalities who are sorely in need of a trip to D.C.
TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW
Skip Bayless and Stephen A. Smith are still talking about a quarterback no NFL team wants, because ESPN thinks you're stupid.
Dwight can fix the Lakers
The Lakers are in free-fall. Dwight can probably get them back on the right track.
Fill-in acts for Train on Super Bowl Sunday
Train, the Beatles of our generation, is slated to perform in "VH1's Best Super Bowl Concert Ever" on Super Bowl Sunday. We must always prepare for contingencies. Here is the order of succession for fill-in artists in case Train can't make it.
The List: 2013 recruits with "De'-" names
The era of the "De'-" is in full swing
Hoaxes we want
Sometimes, as sports fans, we really wish we'd been played for fools. It would be easier to tolerate.
The List: People who didn't check the story
The following is a short list of those who never bothered to check if Lenny Kekua was real.
Strangest sports fantasy camps
Congratulations, you're not going to Space Camp! We're terrible parents!
Since the Lakers last won a game...
From hockey to Jose Canseco running for mayor of Toronto, a lot has happened since the Lakers won their last game.
Scenes from a Lambeau tailgate
Saturday night's Minnesota-Green Bay grudge match isn't just a rematch of Week 17's best game; it is also a haven for the unique subculture of humanity known to us as "Packers fans."
Animal NFL head coaches
More animals in the NFL. More animals immediately.
Who has Ray Lewis outlasted?
It's been a long and winding road. Here are those who have fallen in Ray-Ray's wake.
