Come, revel in Tom O'Brien's misery
This week: all of the stars are deployed at Tom O'Brien, ostrich James Vandenberg, Oklahoma epiphany is aborted, guns are aimed at Oski's nether regions, and Hogville Zen becomes a real religion.
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This Week In Schadenfreude
This Week In Schadenfreude honors WVU
This edition features a WVU fan rewriting the entire Mike Valenti screed from the 2006 MSU-ND game into a WVU-appropriate format, and could probably stop there but keeps going.
Mack Brown would like his stapler
TWIS rounds up the most ludicrous reactions to college football weekly. This edition features some idiot taking his girlfriend to the Red River Shootout, Virginia fans demanding hip-hop they've never heard of, and Gernans. Plus a spider!
This week in schadenfreude: Oh God, Auburn
Broken Seminoles! Don't underrate Duke! Texas fans sleeping on the couch! Clownshoes! Sleepless in East Hartford! Torches! Pitchforks! Kickball! Duke! SERIOUSLY. DUKE.
This Week In Schadenfreude: Bees hit bottom
The internet plus college football equals disaster. This week: buckets of scotch at Virginia Tech, a giant Jim Leavitt head, the return of Squinky, some guy's wife grows a member, Stanford being vituperative, and John L ascending to nirvana.
This week in schadenfreude: Goodbye, Iowa
FALSE HOPE IS WORSE THAN DEATH!
This Week In Schadenfreude: Colorado Makes It Respectable
The most ludicrous things the internet said about college football this week.
This Week In Schadenfreude: The Hog Containment Field Has Been Shut Off
Arkansas losing to ULM has set Slimer loose on the internet. A Kansas fan inadvertently references the crucifixion, thread devolves into armadillos speed discussion. Wisconsin is North Korea. Things are spelled correctly!
This Week In Schadenfreude: Michigan Throws Itself In The Wood Chipper
Fans react to the weekend's college football with the dignity typical of internet sports conversations. This means only one reference to Jerry Kill's seizures.
This Week In Schadenfreude: Terps On Tilt
How much vomit can a Maryland fan's stomach hold? How many programs can Lane Kiffin ruin at once? Is Pete Boone a robot sent to destroy Ole Miss? What does "Shermshine pumping" consist of? All this and more in this week's TWIS!
This Week In Schadenfreude: Buckeyes Locate Bauserman
An Ohio State fan wants to use his kids' clean records to revenge himself on Like A Baus. BC fans issue words never before heard. Kansas fans openly pine for Mangino. Polkamatic, Folkamatic, two tight end jumbo set: break!
This Week In Schadenfreude: Brian Kelly's Brain Explodes
Brian Kelly challenges Bo Pelini to a Yosemite-Sam-off. TCU ladies are going to shucking kill someone, and Miami fans still have football. Football! The enjoyment from horrible things happening to others! It's back!
This Week In Schadenfreude: Ole Miss Finds Out It's A Trap
This Week In Schadenfreude kicks off 2010 by surveying the wreckage at Ole Miss after they failed to pick a mascot that could identify traps. Also tormented by events are most of the Big East, Kansas, Washington, UCLA and Florida.
