Hey all, I'm much more interested in hearing your analysis than offering my own, so I thought I'd open up a general conversation on the newly-released schedule. You can find the link here:

http://www.nba.com/blazers/schedule/

Tue 27	vs Houston   American Airlines Arena, Miami, FL	7:00pm
Thu 29	vs Denver	7:30pm
Sat 31	@ Houston	5:30pm
November	Opponent	Time	Local TV	Nat TV	Radio
Sun 01	@ Oklahoma City	4:00pm
Tue 03	vs Atlanta	7:00pm
Fri 06	vs San Antonio	7:30pm
Sun 08	vs Minnesota	6:00pm
Tue 10	@ Memphis	5:00pm
Wed 11	@ Minnesota	5:00pm
Fri 13	@ New Orleans	5:00pm
Sat 14	@ Charlotte	4:00pm
Mon 16	@ Atlanta	4:00pm
Wed 18	vs Detroit	7:00pm
Fri 20	@ Golden State	7:30pm
Sat 21	vs Minnesota	7:00pm
Mon 23	vs Chicago	7:00pm
Wed 25	vs New Jersey	7:00pm
Fri 27	vs Memphis	7:00pm
Sat 28	@ Utah	6:00pm
December	Opponent	Time	Local TV	Nat TV	Radio
Tue 01	vs Miami	7:00pm
Sat 05	vs Houston	7:00pm
Mon 07	@ New York	4:30pm
Wed 09	@ Indiana	4:00pm
Fri 11	@ Cleveland	5:00pm
Sat 12	@ Milwaukee	5:30pm
Tue 15	vs Sacramento	7:00pm
Thu 17	vs Phoenix	7:30pm
Sat 19	@ Orlando	4:00pm
Sun 20	@ Miami	3:00pm
Tue 22	@ Dallas	5:30pm
Wed 23	@ San Antonio	5:30pm
Fri 25	vs Denver	7:30pm
Mon 28	vs Philadelphia	7:00pm
Wed 30	vs LA Clippers	7:00pm
January	Opponent	Time	Local TV	Nat TV	Radio
Sat 02	vs Golden State	7:00pm
Mon 04	@ LA Clippers	7:30pm
Tue 05	vs Memphis	7:00pm
Fri 08	vs LA Lakers	7:00pm
Sun 10	vs Cleveland	6:00pm
Wed 13	vs Milwaukee	7:00pm
Fri 15	vs Orlando	7:30pm
Mon 18	@ Washington	10:00am
Wed 20	@ Philadelphia	4:00pm
Fri 22	@ Boston	4:30pm
Sat 23	@ Detroit	4:30pm
Mon 25	vs New Orleans	7:00pm
Wed 27	vs Utah	7:00pm
Fri 29	@ Houston	5:30pm
Sat 30	@ Dallas	5:00pm
February	Opponent	Time	Local TV	Nat TV	Radio
Mon 01	vs Charlotte	7:00pm
Wed 03	@ Utah	7:30pm
Thu 04	vs San Antonio	7:30pm
Sat 06	vs LA Lakers	7:00pm
Tue 09	vs Oklahoma City	7:00pm
Wed 10	@ Phoenix	6:00pm
Tue 16	vs LA Clippers	7:00pm
Fri 19	vs Boston	7:30pm
Sun 21	vs Utah	7:30pm
Tue 23	@ New Jersey	4:30pm
Wed 24	@ Toronto	4:00pm
Fri 26	@ Chicago	5:00pm
Sat 27	@ Minnesota	5:00pm
March	Opponent	Time	Local TV	Nat TV	Radio
Mon 01	@ Memphis	5:00pm
Wed 03	vs Indiana	7:00pm
Sun 07	@ Denver	7:30pm
Tue 09	vs Sacramento	7:00pm
Thu 11	@ Golden State	7:30pm
Fri 12	@ Sacramento	7:00pm
Sun 14	vs Toronto	6:00pm
Fri 19	vs Washington	7:00pm
Sun 21	@ Phoenix	7:30pm
Thu 25	vs Dallas	7:30pm
Sat 27	@ New Orleans	5:00pm
Sun 28	@ Oklahoma City	4:00pm
Wed 31	vs New York	7:00pm
April	Opponent	Time	Local TV	Nat TV	Radio
Thu 01	@ Denver	7:30pm
Sat 03	@ Sacramento	7:00pm
Wed 07	@ LA Clippers	7:30pm
Fri 09	vs Dallas	7:00pm
Sun 11	@ LA Lakers	12:30pm
Mon 12	vs Oklahoma City	7:00pm
Wed 14	vs Golden State	7:30pm

So, apparently Hedo is either a decent FA pickup or not worth his asking price. I've actually heard arguments for both sides of the coin, plus an opinion that it could be a smokescreen. Also, he was once seen eating pizza. It would be great if there was a place I could go to get 36 hastily-assembled takes on the situation rehashing redundant talking points, but that's obviously a pipe dream.

So, let's make the best of it and put our collective heads together on something I've literally been losing sleep over: a puzzling statistics problem on a project I've been working on.

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I've been around the BEdge for a while now, and I've pretty much come to know what to expect - lots of brilliant, passionate conjecture on (usually) one topic, the Blazers. I can honestly say that I've cited Blazer's Edge as a high point of internet conversation, period - not Blazers talk, not even sports talk, just the best of what the web's all about.

I've also noticed an undercurrent of, well, self-righteousness. I wasn't around during the JailBlazer era - in fact, I only really became a Blazer fan because of this site (there's a feather in your cap, Dave and Ben!) and while I know that those of you who were around and passionate during that time are still smarting, your expressions in this era can sometimes smack of puritanical hand-wringing or even disingenuous piety. Not everyone, and not to everyone, but it's something that I, personally, have picked up on, and something that I, personally, have found less than inviting.

A Case in Point

A lightning rod over the past year has definitely been Chris "Birdman" Andersen. From his garish tattoos to his unconscionable block on Rudy (oh, the nerve!) to his potential signing via free agency this summer, Chris has been on the lips of many a BEdger, and oftentimes those lips are sneered. I can see the general gyst of where some may be coming from: "The JailBlazers made me feel really bad to be a fan, now I don't feel bad to be a fan, let's never, ever have mean players again." And, to an extent, I agree. A lot has been made over character on this team, and, insofar as it works, it makes a lot of sense.

What doesn't make sense to me, however, is the straight-up ugliness with which some BEdgers - presumably operating from a position of sound morals above all else - will attack somebody they know next to nothing about. It's really tantamount to going to a strip club or a dive bar or even a homeless shelter and, pointing your finger at someone, calling them a piece of trash. I know how easy it is to become somebody on the other end of that pointed finger, and I can only hope that, were my number called, I was met with more compassion than a lot of what's been going on around here lately.

If You've Skipped Everything So Far, Please Read This

I've been a fan of Chris Andersen since he re-entered the league. Admittedly, I was at first intrigued just by the weirdness - "Drugs of abuse? What kind of NBA player would be smoking crack?" As I continued to follow him, however, I noticed a remarkably charismatic man who'd done an amazing job of pulling his life together. I honestly would have long, dark doubts about my own chances were I in his situation. That all changed this weekend when I read a year-old article on ESPN.com:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?page=Andersen-080511

It's a stunning article; literally the most profound human interest story I've ever read about an athlete, ever. Literally. I STRONGLY suggest you read it, but if you don't, please take a look at these facts:

• Father deserted family as a child
• Lived in a barn, extreme poverty for much of childhood
• Mother suffered from depression, gave him up to group home
• Returned home, at times lived off of wildlife killed on property
• Excelled at sports, was denied by many colleges because of grades
• Missed draft eligibility due to unfamiliarity with the process
  
• First player ever called up from D-League
• Reckless lifestyle and hangers-on contributed to high-powered cycle of self-destruction and substance abuse

Is this something you really want to laugh at? Is this person so easily discarded as a thug and a lowlife, as many here have called him? I wonder if those who are so judgmental have taken interest in looking beyond the tattoos and preening and sordid history and, before casting stones on his character, looked at his character.

Maybe I'm Wrong

This could all be bunk. Some might see his appearance and have all the information they need to know - "Nope. This guy's no good. I don't want anything to do with him." I could be a real sucker, here, sticking up for a guy I don't even know. Because, really, I don't know him. I've seen him play a few times, watched a few of his YouTube highlights, read a few articles. None of them gave me a real, first-person take on the man himself.

Then again, that's pretty much my entire point, here. Nobody else here has, either. While he's a public face and certainly up for critique in a basketball capacity, why do so many here feel free to slam him outside of that? There aren't any stats on someone's humanity, just the impressions one makes on another as we walk through this world. He seems to have never wronged anyone moreso than himself, and his return and maturation would, I think, be met with applause by those here rather than vitriol.

In the case of Birdman, I honestly feel bad when people here slander him the way they do. It's not because I don't think he can take it - I can pretty much guarantee a) He's not sitting around reading comments on Blazer's Edge and b) obviously has the constitution to handle some pretty devastating blows. I feel bad because this is the behavior of a group to which I belong, and I'd like my associations to say something a little better about me.

Parting Questions

First off, what do you think? Am I being duplicitous in my thesis, grandstanding on a moral issue that people shouldn't.. grandstand on moral issues? Am I right, in that people should reserve passing judgment on someone's character until experiencing it firsthand?

Second, does anyone else see a trend regarding this sort of high-ground mentality? Though Dave has done an excellent, excellent job balancing his on and off-blog persona, and I've never seen him go anywhere near crossing the line of character in that regard, it seems to be kind of the elephant in the room that this is a "faith-based sports site" (as I've seen it described by outside sources*) with a presumably more "faith-based" membership. Does a religious aspect come into play, despite the obviously diverse populous? Are those religious principles at odds with the actions I've described above?

Lastly, why does Birdman garner such scorn to begin with? Is it his outlandish nature, or perhaps his block on Rudy? Would he be reviled or beloved if he played for Portland? Are many of the 'digs' on Birdman solely the razzing of a competitor's player? Is that fair?

I've got a lot of questions, my fellow BEdgers, and I'd love for this to be a conversation, not a soap-box rant. Please keep comments above the belt, but punches unpulled, below. Thanks.

* Upon further review, their reference is kind of ambiguous. They could just be talking about 'preaching to the choir' of basketball fans. Then again, the author then continues to make note of Dave's pastorhood(?). I'm honestly not sure if this is a play on words or saying "BEdge : sports blogs as Christian rock : music".

I have long wondered where some people's screen names come from. Forgive me if this has been covered already, but I don't recall having seen one in the year or two I've been reading the Bedge. I bet there are some interesting stories behind many of those out there. For me, it's just my favorite number and my favorite animal - pretty simple and not one of said interesting stories, but I thought I'd share, regardless.

While we're on the topic of words, what exactly does "post" mean when reffering to a "post player" or "in the post"? Is it "post" as in the prefix meaning "behind"? Is it "post" like a thing that sticks up out of the ground? Something else? Please share your ideas and answers below!

Preamble

Ah, I remember the days - yes, yes I do. Kinder, gentler days of yore.. youthfully I would frolic through the fields, crashing through Auntie Jane's sheets drying on the line, happening upon a chance whiff of fresh-baked apple pie, stealing away with Ol' Shep my dog to catch pollywogs at the nearest fishin' hole. Yes, these were the days of my youth, of my innocence. Oh, sure, I would sometimes check Blazer's Edge - only occasionally, mind you. Cruise by for a quick game recap, perhaps, or see what that rapscallion Mortimer had up his sleeve in the comments section.

I thought I had it under control. Then the trades came. And hell followed with them.

The Foreshadowing

I remember reading, at some point, someone saying they'd had a dream about Oden getting injured the night before Andrew Bynum did. "What a loser," I thought, "he has dreams about basketball events that haven't even happened yet?" Oh, I was so proud then. Thought I was untouchable. So cool. And wrong. Little did I know that guy would be the freaking Fonz compared to me in short time. Karmically derived or not, a dream would visit my Trade Post-addled brain but a few nights later, the story of which I scarcely dare unfold before you now......

The Dream

Pt. I: Entrance to Hell, Entrance to Heaven

It all begins under one of the baskets at the Rose Garden. The Blazers are in the midst of a mid-season contest with the Golden State Warriors. I'm standing at the baseline, backward-baseball-capped cameramen sitting Indian-style below me. From the darkness emerges Kevin Pritchard, who walks direclty past me and out onto the court. Fortunately, the ball is dead so this doesn't seem to ruffle many feathers. All eyes focus on him and what he holds in his hands. You can hear the breaths of thousands.

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It looks like the Blazers will be the last team to ever score with six men on the court.

The NBA has added a rule that will close up an officiating loophole that was exposed in a game between the Celtics and Blazers on Dec. 30.

The Blazers inadvertently had six players on the floor against the Celtics. With 10.1 seconds left in the first half, Boston frantically tried to cover up defensively on an in-bounds play, but Portland's Travis Outlaw broke free and dunked.

 

here's the link

Now to just get that tricky medical retirement contract thing straightened out..

HEY GUYS WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY TRADE

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=d9s57e

It's pretty good and I think everyone gets what they're looking for and hopefully the Bobcats pull the trigger. This is my first fanpost and trade idea so please don't hate too much!!!!!!

Also, does anyone know who is in the All-Star game? I hope all the Blazers make it - even my man Shavlik - you go, Shavlik!

lol Oden 4-ever

With stunning accuracy and knee-weakening focus, our opponent, elite basketball machines, robot-like in unwavering precision and demoralizingly professional, delivers blow by soul-crushing blow. It is only with this intensity that a team may reach its true potential, individuals but cogs in a devastating, unstoppable juggernaut* prepared to sacrifice their own glory and passions for a cold and calculated victory.

If you're intrepid, view this video of how the Warriors prepared for last night's victory, take notes, and may god have mercy on your soul:

*Unstoppable juggernaut - is that redundant?

Just like the title reads, folks:

Let me first say hello to all my Blazer's Edge comrades all around the world. [The] first thing I would like to talk about is this team's identity (or style of play). My question to all of you is: do you really know the style of play of this team on a consistent basis? In my humble opinion, I would like Nate to make [the methodology of] this very young group into a defensive-type Detroit/Spurs style of play.

One of the problems this team has is [that] you really don't know what Blazers team is going to show up on a nightly basis. If Nate decided this offseason to go a pure defensive style and play to an 88-83 [win], this team would be scary. To back up my theory is the fact that our team is very long and young. If you can sell Roy/Aldridge/Oden on playing a strictly defensive style, I promise you these kids will all buy into it.

[Regarding] Nate, I know a lot of you guys are upset with his style of play and coaching skills, but a lot of [you] (as usual) dropped the ball on one most-important fact: there is no pressure on Nate to win a title for at least three years. All of this foolish talk of a dynasty in PDX is very unrealistic - sorry to burst a lot of your [...] bubbles. In the NBA, it takes time to become a serious title contender on a yearly basis. Bird/Magic/Duncan are the exceptions to the rule. Even MJ took seven years to win his first of six (and should've been eight-straight) title rings.

Brandon Roy and LaMarcus Aldridge are going to be a lethal combo, but the Blazers are missing that third wheel; a guy like a Kevin Durant would be perfect for this group. When the draft was going to happen two years ago, I said Durant would fit [in perfectly] with those two guys, but I understood why Oden was the choice. As time goes on, Oden should come into his own as a defensive dominant force. As for his offense, I said if [] Oden equaled 14-16 points, 10.5-12.5 rebounds and 3.5 blocks [per] game, [Nate] would breakdance down Pioneer Square. This is a message to all the fans who really believed Oden was going to put up Shaq numbers (28 points, 11.5 rebounds, 2 blocks [per] night): stop dreaming. Oden is going to be a lot closer to [the] numbers I predicted than those unrealistic Shaq numbers many of you believed he would put up.

Do I believe Oden is a bust? No. [As a] matter of fact, when I was chatting with [Mike] Rice two weeks ago I said, "Coach [ed: ??], imagine him two years from this day (1/15/11) - how he'll be and [where] this franchise will be at." He looked at me and said "Scary. Very scary." I couldn't agree with him more. Fans (especially [those] who jumped aboard during the Oden regime), this message is for you: be patient; it's going to take at least 3-4 years to get the pieces in place for a very long title run.

With Allen, Miller, Koldhe and (especially) Pritchard making the moves [with] a financial bankroll in place, this team has a legitimate title window between 2011-2017 to win at least two titles, maybe three. The crowds at the Rose Garden (a.k.a. "God's Palace") [...] sometimes gives me goosebumps. I love PDX. It's the best little city America keeps sleeping on. Like I told Williams and Rice, keep it that way, Portlanders. The last thing you really need out there is riffraff invading that beautiful city on the Pacific coast. Keep up the great work, Blazers fans, because we haven't [yet] even scratched the damn surface on how great this franchise is going to be.

So, to wrap up my first article, in my humble opinion:

1. Nate should go to a strictly defensive-type team because of the youth and length of the kids on the roster.
2. Roy/Aldridge need one more guy to make this team complete.
3. Oden is not going to be a Shaq-type of player - more [of] a [Bill] Russell type of player.
4. This franchise is in great shape fiancially [as well as in the] player management department.
5. The fans have been sensational in PDX, [not to mention] the state of Oregon, but most importantly at the Rose Garden. Keep up the great work, Blazermaniacs.
6. [Lastly], how can I forget the most loyal Blazer fans on the planet, the readers and contributors on Blazer's Edge. Without you, I wouldn't know any of you great people. A special "thank you" to Dave for asking me to write this article. And to you, Ben, for giving me a fair shot to talk to you about the team while [I] was on my one-year ban.

Thank-you blazersedge. Keep up the great blogging and, most importantly, go Blazers.

Enough Is Enough

I have to say that, while I am all for a person's right to speak their mind and share their feelings, I really don't appreciate the negativity and verbal abuse every one of you has been hurling at 'The Shav'. He's not a bust. He is NOT Nate's 'pet' player - though the two do have, obviously, a healthy respect for each other as contemporaries and equals.. don't hate. And don't even get me started on this whole so-called 'fragility' issue - dude's a survivor. He's battled injury-plagued college seasons, a major leg surgery, mono and "an accident during practice that teammates described as gruesome, comparing it to former NFL quarterback Joe Theisman's career-ending injury" [Wikipedia]. Good lord.

Look, don't get me wrong - there's definitely room for improvement. Right now, he's coming off a year where he averaged a not-great 0.9pts a game. We all know that could go up, but it could certainly be worse with the lack of shots to go around on this stacked team. You've got to think that cushy 3 minutes per game he was working with in Philadelphia will have to fall back to Earth in a big way, too. And yes, he only had 11 rebounds and 3 blocks on the season, not exactly the numbers you look for from your stud PF, but you could always look at it the other way: what if I told you there's a player on our team who, last year, averaged more offensive rebounds per game than points and had as many blocks as assists? Obviously, that's a versatile, high-ceilinged player - these are facts.

And, yes, there are those out there who are like "ooh.. Steven Hill's scored more points and grabbed more rebounds this year than Shavlik - why didn't we get him?" Ignore these people. I know it was a difficult call, with our getting the first pick of basically the two top recruits in the nation, but here's a couple facts about Steven Hill:

1. He plays for the Thunder. The Thunder SUCKS - of course he's going to get run and free license to chuck it up whenever he wants.
2. He's a center. Where would we find the minutes for him in this system with two project centers already in front of him?
C. Sure, people will say that Hill's scored his two points for the season in only two minutes of one game, but I say this: yes, he's a freaking point-a-minute phenom, but he's simply been on fire of late and his unreal shooting percentage (FG% 1.000 on the season) has got to slow down soon. Plus, he's from Arkansas(?) and has a beard.

So, all things considered, the choice becomes abundantly clear - you take the player who's the best all-around and the best fit for the team, not some media creation that serves only as a me-first distraction. Furthermore, talk like this only hurts Shav's feelings and everyone loves it when he is all jokey and your best bud but nobody can stand him when he's sad and distant, so please, just shut up about it already.

Bullet Points

• Averages over 60 slam-dunks a season.
• Broke Pistol Pete's single-game scoring record.
• Little-known fact: The Dream Shake was actually named after him.
• Can dribble with one hand.
• Adores children and animals and volunteers at a nursing home.
• Has never EVER been dunked on.
• Have you seen that part of The Shining where the elevator opens up and all the blood comes pouring out? He can do that.
• The Kobayashi of basketball.
• During the Great Quake of '98, kept both the Burnside AND the Hawthorne bridges from collapsing.. by himself.
• Doesn't return my phone calls.
• Frequents OMSI.
• Owns Kazaam on DVD and VHS.
• That whole 'you now have a restraining order' thing.

So, hopefully this paints a pretty clear and definitive picture of Shavlik Randolph and we can all put our petty remarks aside. I think we can all agree that we're here because we're Blazers fans and want to see them do well. Let's get them, us and especially Shav out from under the microscope so we can focus on the important things. Things like who needs to be fired and Coincast Sucks and how much better the Blazers would be if sociophobic nerds ran the team. Some preach patience, others punctual prosperity, but in the end we're all just looking for a good time, some good conversation and a good phone number for a certain someone (any leads?). Be safe, play hard, and god bless.

"Be the change you wish to see in the world."

-Shavlik Randolph

Hey all. I've been noticing a lot of ticket swap/sale/giveaway posts lately and, never one to be left out in the cold, I have another to bring to the table. However, I thought I could at least be somewhat productive and propose a daily area for ticket exchange discussion, much like the Junk Drawer or Trade Drawer.

Speaking personally, I don't want to litter the well-intended 'real' FanPosts with a ticket swap, but it doesn't really belong in there, either. It occurs to me this may be getting a little 'drawer crazy' and that it'd be best placed in the Junk Drawer, but I've witnessed the Junk Drawer and found it to be a bastion of evil and malaise and even the one time I peeked in there it was like the Nazis in the Raiders of the Lost Ark when their faces melted like "Waaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhh!!" and I never, ever go in there anymore - I figure plenty of others don't, as well. If the ticket drawer does see the light of day, I also propose it has a witty name, but I can't think of any at the moment.

Onto the swap: I've got my brother flying into Portland in early January and I'd love to get my hands on a juicy pair of tickets (yellow or blue section) for the Warriors game on the 10th. If you'd be inclined to swap for my two yellow 227s (face value $49) for the Hawks game (Feb 20) plus whatever cash is needed to make it right, I'd be all for it - any takers?

Thanks!!

Hey all.

It looks like one of our two seats will be available for tomorrow night's Blazers-Kings fight to the death and I'm trying to fill it. I've tried calling friends but all are busy or stupid so I thought I'd send out a quick note advertising its availability. It's definitely not set in stone and I probably won't be able to confirm anything until Monday afternoon, but if somebody wants to step in and grab a discounted seat, please raise your hand in the comments.

Likewise, as I wouldn't be thrilled about going alone anyway, if someone wanted to take both of them off my hands I could cut you a deal. Again, no promises and very last-minute, but if you are open to 'standby' status and want to see the game, let me know. Also, if you come up with a really convincing reason as to why I should just give you the ticket, I'm all ears.

Section 307, Row G, Red.

Thanks!!

No premature(?) evangelizing for Batum or sociopathic jeering for broken Oden here, just a quick note to give CatMan2 his propers for organizing a stellar BEdge posse for tonite's opener. My quarter-season tickets didn't include the game, and I'd have been resigned to miss out on the big game were it not for CatMan's idea. He expended a ton of effort and cash in obtaining the seats, wrangling 20-odd BEdgers and administrating the ticket disbursement and it all seemed to go off without a hitch.

It was nice to meet a couple fellow Edgers in person - a first for me - and really brought home the whole BEdge community in a full-circle kind of way. It was great cheering alongside everyone else and I have absolutely no doubt in my mind that it was our concentrated efforts - and ours alone - that brought home the win. High-fives were thrown, Ruuuuuuuuudys were whooped, aspirations for winning draw-string Geico bags were crushed.. it was a Blazer game like any other, just way awesomer thanks to CatMan2. Three cheers for his idea, follow-up and realization of a dream.

p.s. Seeing TiH's nipples was not the realization of a dream. Zero cheers. Well, maybe one. Definitely not even two.

As per someone else's idea (it's been since buried past the sidebar), I just created a standard 10-team, Head-to-Head league on ESPN.com. Draft kicks off at 5pm PST on 10/25/08. Anyone who wants to sign up, just search for a private league called Blazer's Edge. The password: trex.

Oh, and whoever's idea it was, I'll try to save a spot for you.

To fill in some more space here, what's the deal with Outlaw? Even ESPN's pushing the rumors. Here's a link:
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/players/news?playerId=2015
I know it's kind of been covered in another fanpost, but ESPN's legitimizing of it makes me a tad worried.

It's that time of the day again sports fans.

This JD's question's short but sweet: How does season ticket trading work? Do you get a pre-printed pack of them at the beginning of the season and if you want to swap you just literally hand each other tickets? Do you tell the people at will-call that someone else is picking yours up? Do you give them glasses and a fake mustache and tell them to give your name instead?

There's been some talk of trading tickets of late, and I have to say that while it's intriguing I have no idea how it works, so there's an icebreaker topic, if you'd like one - let me know!

Well, it's two minutes after midnite and you know what that means.

Obviously, the biggest topic at hand is Brandon's knee, and I'm sure there will be some busy BEdging ahead of us tomorrow. In the meantime, sleep well o Blazers fans, or come here for your late-nite chat. We'll be spinning all the hits to take you from midnite to midnite, so fasten your safety belts and ease back in your chairs - we should be hitting some turbulence but the turntables wobble, they don't fall down.

p.s. I know I (12sharks) have written some pretty dumb-butt fanposts lately and I promise I'm not a jerk or trying to gain any enemies. I'm not pleading for understanding or anything, I'm just offering an honest and sincere apology if I've gotten anyone's feathers ruffled. Thanks. I will try to be awesomer in the future (or less unawesome, anyway).

Well, here we go

I have heard a LOT on Blazer's Edge about being offended of late. Sophia's latest hotbed of controversy notwithstanding, there's been tons of mouth-covering and hand-wringing of late. Before that was the T-Rex, the Pritchslap and so on. It seems that, next to cheerin' BEdgers love them some gettin' offended.

I recently read the excellent Basketbawful post concerning just this issue. Honestly, it opened my eyes to not only what's going on within sports but what's going on within the blogosphere in general.

To summarize (at the risk of its ruination - again, I suggest you read it), I'd say that it introduces a new concept - new to me, anyway: Getting offended for the sake thereof.

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What follows has apparently caused some consternation in the BEdgerhood. Just so we don't get off on the wrong foot right away, I'm NOT criticizing individual BEdgers or BEdgers as a collective. I'm referring to any and all who complain about reading on sites whose main content is the written word.  If you feel offended by this piece, it should have to do with complaining about reading on a blog and nothing else.

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"We know things are bad. Worse than bad. They're crazy."

We all know that the internet is transient stuff. Blogs particularly. They're here for us for the here and now, much like a pulp-and-ink newspaper, and gone as soon as you can say 'archives, page 2'. Attention spans are less so in this 'infemeral'* age. It's a "what I want, when I want it" medium and that's all well and good, but I does gots some beef, nonetheless:

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Proviso: This started as a comment on JohnZ's fine fanpost regarding jersey retirement and, well, blew up into a fanpost in of itself. Oh, and it's kinda long, so those of you who come here to not read will be dissatisfied. Please forgive me (though I did give you some pretty pictures a la FreeDarko).
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I have wondered of late whether this whole jersey retirement thing is getting a little out of hand. When I was getting into watching sports as a kid, I considered it to be an honor reserved for absolute cornerstones of the franchise, game-shifters of a seismic scale or something else like a tragic death or local hero.

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Like it or not..

I'm a Blazer fan. I have been for at least a year. I'm not an Oden-on-clinger (I actually wish we'd drafted Durant). I'm not a .500-on-clinger (to me, that's not so impressive), I'm not a potential-on-clinger (take the potential of my parenthetical comment and imagine what it could do in a year or two).

I live here. In Portland. Portland's my home, and I follow the Blazers. I didn't have the opportunity to do so when they were down-and-out - I didn't live here and couldn't have cared less. The only time the Portland Trail Blazers entered my New York-ass radar was when the magical Bulls were matched up against some team with Clyde Drexler in Sega's "Bulls vs. Blazers" video game. In fact, lifelong  basketball fan that I am, I didn't even care about the Blazers the first two years I lived in this city.

That said, I have since come to love the Blazers. It pained me to cut Trout's statistical prospects from my fantasy team last year. I didn't have cable, yet I managed to find sports bars (Claudia's, mostly) that aired hometown games and catch them there. I actually attended games, and cheered, and followed, and worried.

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Totally Dorking Out, Here

I consider myself one man-about-town (in the online sense). While I generally leave YouTube comments and the like to the 'Your Retrded' crowd, I do sometimes post on community sites that pertain to my interests. Those sites are often non-sports-related, and I sometimes wonder how much 'bleed' there is in terminology. For instance, tonite, I was going to refer to 'drinking the Kool-Aid' on a PHP forum, but thought they may not get the reference.

This brings me to a much larger question - one that I pose to all BEdgers: Do YOU get the reference, or has this become some trickle-down Simmons parlance? And where's the end to it?

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Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time. I decided to make my very first foray into Blazers-wear the other day when I checked out the team's NBA.com store. I noticed that, while there were plenty of Oden jerseys (and, oddly enough, plenty of Z-Bo jerseys.. in the clearance section)  there weren't too many Travis Outlaw apparel options. I found a 'custom t-shirt' item where you could type in your very own name/word on the back and even choose a number. After the requisite experimentation of what does and does not get censored (as I recall, 'fart' is blocked but 'puke' is fine) I settled on the simple and stately Outlaw/25 combo.

The smallest available size was Medium, and although I usually wear Small (I'm basically this guy's build), I figured it would probably work out just fine. Wrong. The shirt was delivered on Friday, and while it's just the way I envisioned it, it's unfortunately more like a dress. I suppose it's a 'hip hop Medium' or something, because I look pretty ridiculous in it. I was planning on wearing it to games, even decided in advance that it was going to be my 'lucky Blazers' shirt and whatnot, but those dreams came crashing down with all the abruptness of a Sergio-Trout double-oop as soon as I pulled it out of the box.

So, that leaves me wondering what I'm to do with this shirt that's too big for me. Though it's still got the original tags and the 'new car smell', the store site makes it very clear that custom shirts are non-returnable. I suppose I could hang it on the wall, but I'm not exactly in middle school anymore. I could have it 'taken in' but that seems kinda fancy for my liking. So, in lieu of any better ideas, I thought I'd put it out to the BEdge. I know it's not exciting like Marc Ecko's baseball poll (and I wouldn't want to shoot it into space even if I had the resources), but any creative solutions to this dilemma would be highly appreciated.

Also, one last point - I wouldn't be at all averse to a barter, if anyone's interested in the shirt itself. It was a little over $30, and while that's not a spit-take-inducing price tag of astronomical proportions, it was a decent enough gouge to pique my interest in some sort of return on the investment. So, if anybody's into making an offer, please don't hesitate. My expectations are pretty low, and I'm not looking to profit by this whatsoever (I mean, you could just buy one yourself if you wanted to), but if I could recoup the expense in some way (creative ideas encouraged), I'd be really into it. For instance, if I could get an out-of-area League Pass Web stream user/pass, I'd sign and trade this afternoon.

If you're curious, here's a link to the shirt's store page. If you'd rather not make public offers, feel free to hit me at 12sharks [at] excite [dot] com. Thanks, y'all.

p.s. Just so you don't leave empty-handed, here's some Blazers-related news:

According to an NBA.com article, the Nets just got quite a bit older, so they may no longer be the youngest team.

Also, there's been a T-Rex sighting at the practice facility (check out those guns)..

Whoever commented in one of the bazillion posts since Thursday that we've "taken this good news really hard" was spot-on. I've been kind of rolling my eyes at some of the moralizing and hand-wringing I've read concerning Pritchslaps, what other team's fans think of us, the Sactown Royalty thread, etc., especially when there's a very real, very legitimate area of concern I have concerning KP's draft methods.

However, this whole argument hinges on presupposing a pretty dicey and braggadocio-like claim..

Dicey and Braggadocio-Like Presupposition:

That, as some here have suggested, KP inflated the perceived value of other players so Jerryd Bayless would be available nearer our lower draft slot.

Well, so what? Sounds like a good thing to me, right?

Well, maybe not so great. I was thinking about how I would have felt were I Jerryd Bayless, and to tell you the truth, I'd be pumped about coming to Portland because the real me likes the city so the JB-me probably would, too. I'd also be pumped about the prospect of playing for a good team with a bright future and an excellent system. Then there's this little nagging feeling I get when I pretend I'm Jerryd Bayless..

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Since there have been approximately 2,681 fanposts in the last couple hours, let me apologize from the get-go if someone's posted this idea and I didn't get a chance to catch it. That said, away we go!

I'm really glad we got Bayless, but I have a sneaking suspicion it doesn't all end there. I was thinking last nite that we have some more consolidation to do. I was trying to figure out who's still left to go (i.e. RLEC, Martell, etc.), what they're worth and for what we'd be looking. Then it kind of dawned on me like Marlon Brando's diamond of genius from Apocalypse Now: what if Bayless isn't staying?

That throws a considerable chip into the pot and puts us in the running for.. you guessed it..

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We all know how great KP is, and as I'm SUPER excited about what the next 42 hours or so will bring, I thought it best to begin an official tally logging, chronologically, every Pritchslap that occurs. I'm placing my over-under on 6 (and that's conservative, don't you think?).

So, here it goes:

1. We just bought the 27th pick from New Orleans for cash considerations.

   People have speculated over the past two and a half hours that we're either trading it or keeping it. Seems like a logical limit of possibilities to me. If we were to keep it, there are three most likely new Blazers:

   1. Nicolas Batum
   2. Ante Tomic
   3. CD-R

   Personally, I've always thought of CD-R as THE dark horse of this draft and would like to see him on this team. I've heard Batum's name batted around, but I haven't done much "research" on either foreigner (e.g. typed their names in YouTube, or, you know, looked at their stats or something) so I can't comment on them.

2. We just traded Jarret Jack and Brandon Rush to the Pacers for Ike Diogu and someone named Jerryd Bayless.

   More info coming once I calm down from the thought of the West Coast Assassin (you heard it here first, folks) running the show.

3. We Hamburgled Batum from the Spurs' Eager Clutches

   I'm almost TOTALLY certain no one's ever employed the words "Hamburgled" and "Batum" in the same sentence - together, even!

I'm going to keep updating this and I'm sure there will be more, so in the meantime:

Pritchslap Count: 1 2 3

We've all talked about the time-share and the crunch at SF and the potential loss of trade value for players on the short end of PT, but what would happen if, just if..

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Introduction

When I started perusing the BEdge library, the first commenter to which I was accustomed was someone by the screen name 'Mortimer'. I found his (and I assume Mortimer is a male) responses manifold and his reputation long-held. He was, clearly, a stand-out amongst the crowd. A "BEdge celebrity". A sheep in lone-wolf clothing.

I believe the first encounter went something like this:
"blah blah blah forever and six million paragraphs"
M0rt1mer?!
Mortimer"

And the responding comment was something to the following effect:
"I hate how long Mortimer's posts are and how he's usually right but I can't tell because I never bother to read them".

Thesis

No thesis here, really, I just thought that would be a great header. Mostly, I think Mortimer is a man of mystery who writes really super gigantic, yet relevant, comments and never seems to make a fanpost. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride, apparently.

Well, my expendable hours and my blood alcohol level have each reached their 'tipping point' (a term businessmen are so fond of using these days), and I think the best use of my 4:30am on this Sunday (is that what it is now?) is to start a thread to assess this shadow-figure, this night-ranger, as though he were a Russell Westbrook, a Brandon Rush, or any such figures we have scrutinized in the past days in pre-draft hysteria.

Perhaps it's a bit presumptuous, my being a relatively new BEdger and all, but I don't see anyone else doing it. So, with a fridge full of PBR and Firefox's spellchecker by my side, I present to you:

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I've never given much thought to NBA conspiracy theories or the like, but I have to say this:

After reading the references to the 2002 WCF Game 6 4th quarter and Kobe elbowing Bibby, etc., I thought I'd check out the video for myself. Living in this modern age, it didn't even occur to me that it wouldn't be on YouTube. Thing is, I haven't found ANY video ANYWHERE online for either of these events. None. Zip. I just don't get it - in fact, the only clip I've found is an NBA-created (I think it may be a Lakers season recap DVD) video in which Game 6 is essentially recapped: "Shaq carried the team. That's it." It's literally a 13+ minute video and the Game 6 recap lasts about 40 seconds. It starts out the second segment:
Part 2

No mention of controversy, no mention of free throw shooting, no going into the score, no mention of any Kings, no nothing. Just Shaq getting an and-one and talking about his midnight call from Kobe. Total gloss-over. Really bizarre. Also, all searches for Kobe + Bibby, Kobe + Bibby + foul, Kobe + Bibby + elbow + nose, etc., yield about six video results on YouTube, none of them relevant.

Now, I'm not going to hold anything against the NBA for choosing which videos it would and would not like online (they DO have the copyright, and if they don't want to let people conveniently relive the Palace brawl, so be it), but I think this non-existence fingers a much larger problem: the NBA doesn't want people seeing Game 6 tape. Plain and simple, right? That seems tantamount to an admission of at least some culpability, in my eyes. Also, it's worth noting that other games in that series alone are well-represented on YouTube (games 1, 4, 5 & 7), so it's not like it isn't posted due to lack of interest.

Also, after Game 6, Ralph Nader wrote a letter to Stern, an excerpt from which is below:

"You should know, however, that absolute power, if you choose the former course of inaction, invites the time when it is challenged and changed ­ whether by more withdrawal of fans or by more formal legal or legislative action. No government in our country can lawfully stifle free speech and fine those who exercise it; the NBA under present circumstances can both stifle and fine players and coaches who speak up. There is no guarantee that this tyrannical status quo will remain stable over time, should you refuse to bend to reason and the reality of what occurred. A review that satisfies the fans' sense of fairness and deters future recurrences would be a salutary contribution to the public trust that the NBA badly needs."

Again, I'm no wacko, but it does seem a little odd. Also, if you can prove me wrong, I'd feel much saner and also would love to watch the videos, so throw a link in the comments, if you can.

p.s. You also can't find any video Jeff Van Gundy clinging to Alonzo Mourning's leg during the Knicks-Heat bench fight, which saddens me deeply.

I'm just going to come out and say it:

I hate Blaze the Trailcat

Not in the sense that I hate the Hamburglar or the Noid or Mr. Yuk, as he's not really bad peoples, but damn if he's peoples at all. I have truly come to despise this 'character' (if that's the nomenclature most fitting), this mockery in foam and fur, this non-entity, this one-step-above a magical, pan-sexual, non-threatening spokesthing.

Do I really need him imploring me to cheer for the team to score 100 points while decked out in racist pseudo-Peruvian poncho wear and banging on some bastardized conga drum? No.

Do I need him taking on the Hippie and Blazer Fan in some barbaric tricycle race that conjures overtones of the 3rd Reich and the Roman Empire's gladiatorial days? No.

Do I prefer my mascots ill-defined, mischievous and a little bit shady? Well, I suppose so, but not if it's under the dewy-eyed, identity-devoid and ultimately somewhat-sociopathic umbrella of character unto which Blaze portends himself (HIMself??).

I Continue..

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