Starting Line Up

1) Derek Fisher 25 MPG 7.5 PPG 2 RPG 2.5 APG 0.5 SPG 42% FG

2) Kobe Bryant 32 MPG 28 PPG 4 RPG 6 APG 1.8 SPG 0.4 BPG 48% FG

3) Ron Artest 30 MPG 14 PPG 6 RPG 2 APG 2.0 SPG 1 BPG 45% FG

4) Pau Gasol 32 MPG 18 PPG 9 RPG 3 APG 0.5 SPG 1.5 BPG 60% FP

5) Andrew Bynum 30 MPG 17 PPG 10 RPG 0.5 APG 0.5 SPG 2 BPG 58% FG

Bench

1) Steve Blake 20 MPG 8 PPG 2 RPG 3 APG 0.8 SPG 0.2 BPG 47% FG

2) Shannon Brown 16 MPG 8 PPG 3 RPG 1 APG 0.8 SPG 0.2 BPG 44% FG

3) Matt Barnes 18 MPG 9.5 PPG 3.5 RPG 0.8 APG 0.6 SPG 0.8 BPG 46% FG

4) Lamar Odom 16 MPG 9.8 PPG 4 RPG 2 APG 0.4 SPG 0.6 BPG 48% FG

5) Theo Ratliff * 10 MPG 2.5 PPG 4 RPG 0.2 APG 0.2 SPG 0.9 BPG 48% FG

Garbage Time

1) Sasha Vujacic* Left Over Minutes

2) Shannon Brown

3) Devin Ebanks* Left Over Minutes

4) Derrick Caracter* Left Over Minutes

5) Theo Ratliff

Crunch Time Line Up

1) Derek Fisher

2) Kobe Bryant

3) Ron Artest

4) Lamar Odom

5) Pau Gasol

Rebounding Line Up/ Killer Line Up

1) Kobe Bryant

2) Matt Barnes

3) Ron Artest

4) Pau Gasol

5) Andrew Bynum

Small Ball Line Up

1) Steve Blake

2) Shannon Brown

3) Kobe Bryant

4) Lamar Odom

5) Andrew Bynum

I got some funny ass Los Angeles Laker moments, credit goes to the uploaders.

Kobe throws towel at lady's face

Kobe dunks on Shaq at practice

Andrew Bynum demands the ball

Kobe elbows Sasha Vujacic

Kobe and Ron Artest trash talk

Shaq cusses on T.V

Andrew Bynum cusses on T.V

Ronny Turiaf throws towel

Kobe "Hey you guys"

Sasha Vujacic chest pump fail

Sasha Vujacic goes into Cavaliers huddle

Nicole Ritchie wants to have sex with Kobe

The videos are just the titles, they are in no particular order. Hopefully we can have these funny Laker moments go on for years to come.

Here are some videos of the Celtic players that have gotten dunked on by your Los Angeles Lakers. My favorite one is when Andrew Bynum stuffs the ball in Kevin Garnett's grill! Well I'm bored so I just got these videos together for you guys to see, enjoy. Man I wish it October! Lets get ready for the 3 PEAT, SUCKAS CANT FADE THE LAKERS!

Note: Does anyone know who to contact in order to change my old ass user name or do I have to create a new email account for my new user name I want because as you can see its too long,stupid and needs to be updated.

Kobe Crossover Makes Grant Hill Fall - Western Conference Finals 2010 Playoffs (via MixMakers)

Kobe Bryant Breaks Andre Igoudala's Ankles (HD) (COMPLETE OWNAGE) (via lakershd)

KOBE CROSS TAYSHAUN PRINCE [OWNAGE] (via alleyxcat)

Kobe's amazing cross-over sold Bruce Bowen the wrong way (via p0lar)

KOBE CROSSES WARRICK [KB24] (via alleyxcat)

 These are the top 5 poster dunks I picked, what do you guys think? which is your favorite one from the videos listed? Tim Duncan, Steve Nash, Dwight Howard, Yao Ming, Erick Dampier all victims of Kobe Bryant at his best when dunking. It was not so long ago when Kobe Bryant was one of the top 5 flashy dunkers in the NBA. These fan post Im making are a series of "top 5 Kobe...blah blah blah" enjoy.

2008 NBA FINALS: Kobe Bryant vs. Boston Celtics Zone Defense (via LakersPlayoffs)

This is a really intresting video I found on youtube the other day. I'm sure many Laker fans have been told that Kobe Bryant has never played threw hard defenses but this video posted here proves wrong. I cant believe how they guarded Kobe Bryant in the 2008 NBA finals. This video is intresting and makes you wonder alot that the 2008 Celtics had similar rules like the "Jordan Rules" of the 90's when guarding Kobe Bryant. Well enjoy and comment...

Hello Laker fans, I'm sure each and every one of you have been in a "LeBron vs Kobe" debate at some point in the last 3 years. Well here is one thing, at first when dealing with these nitwits I thought they were Cleveland Cavalier fans then LeBron James decides to go down to Miami and he still has his followers! Is that shit crazy or what? Well anyways I am sure you have heard the following quotes from LeBron fan boys like "he only won 3 rings because of Shaq" or how about "he's a rapist" oh and "Pau Gasol deserved MVP" (the one I hate the most) and the another one like "he's a sidekick". Here I will guide you threw these steps on how I handle with a LeBron James fan boys and how to respond to them (if your willing to get yourself in an arguement) Ok so before anything here's the thing, use statistics, acheivements, awards, preformances ect and I guarantee you will win a stupid simple arguement, its all going to take some work and research. Kobe Bryant outshines LeBron in preformances and puts up well damn good stats considering he is a shooting guard that plays in the triangle offense. Ok so here we go...

Step 1: When dealing with LeBron fan boys you have to realize that their brains are the size of squirrels and chances are 9 out of 10 times they began watching basketball 2 years ago. Ok so a fan boy tells you "Kob3 i$ a $id3kick" you respond like this (or atleast I do) "Fuck you dipshit, Kobe averaged 29.4 ppg 7.3 rpg 6.1 apg in the postseason in 2001 that brought the Lakers back to the finals and he was only 22! you call those numbers sidekick stats?" You will then have to go on to more statistics since these fan boys get orgasms off them and keep on dropping statistics like split season stats and what not, 1 on 1 iso's Kobe calls out when LeBron guards him ect... and I guarantee you they will post this "LeBron>Kobe" (if this happens then you are dealing with a 12 year old kid) then you respond with "who just left down to Miami to join Dwyane Wade?...whose the sidekick now bitchhh!"

Step 2: The old "Kobe scored 81 on a worthless team" when dealing with a response like this you have to keep your cool
as hard as it is, take a deep breath and relax. Then respond with something like this " A preformance with 81 points is the closest you'll get to seeing and remembering Wilt Chamberlain's 100 points scored in a game, your man LeBron's career high in points is 56... did you know Kobe toyed around with scoring 50+ points in 4 games straight and scored 62 points in 3 quarters?" They probably wont even respond back in a comment for they have been shat on. (caution they might not know who Wilt Chamberlain is so beware with using NBA legends against them and dont be surprised if they say "Who DA FucK is H3?"

Step 3: Im sure you heard this one lately "LeBron averages more assist, rebounds and points than Kobe" Go ahead and let them brag about 3 extra points LeBron averages more than Kobe but please do this so the word can go on... Explain the triangle offense, send them links to explainations do something people please! I am getting tired of this shit! "more assist than kobe" fuck! and do point out that Kobe plays with two 7 footers that take up all the rebounds or if you wanna really fuck with them point out 15 rebounds game 7 and 2 crucial game tieing assist that gave the Lakers the lead in the 4th quarter or you can do this "26 points 11 rebounds 4 steals game 6 and Kobe forces a game 7 on the Boston Celtics" you could once again add cussing to lower their hopes thinking LeBron is better than Kobe.

Step 4: When dealing with "LeBron's dunks are better than Kobe's" this is how I respond with bullshit like this, "LeBron has a higher vertical leap than Kobe no doubt but look at all the NBA basketball players Kobe has put in posters, look heres a list David Robinson, Kevin Garnett, Steve Nash, Tim Duncan (like agabillion times), Dwight Howard, Yao Ming, Ben Wallace ect" Then say this "Kobe also had the balls to enter and win a slam dunk contest when he was 18 and LeBron promised the world in 2009 he would be in it but once he saw Gerald Wallace, Shannon Brown, and Lil Nate he bitched out" I dont know people be creative ! rip there hearts and hopes out!

In the end I could go on and on, I battled these suckers for the past 3 years and have won every fucking battle I could think of. Let me say this dont be afraid of using stats! Kobe has them! point out he is a pure shooting guard who plays in the triangle that could still drop 40! Laker fans fight the power! the fan boys must go down! If its anything I hate a fanboy more than a fan of a team I hate! Fight the power! LOL 

via image.dhgate.com

Is it just me or should the Los Angeles Lakers organization bring back the 'throw backs' of the 1960's or 1980's. Just imagine Kobe and company running the break or doing spectacular plays in the retro jerseys. If the Lakers were to bring back the 'throw backs' for special nights or games which ones would you rather have them wear? Check out Kobe Bryant in the Lakers jersey's of the 60's and 80's and choose which is best.

Why cant the Lakers ever do this killer line up Kobe Bryant, Derek Fisher, Pau Gasol, Andrew Bynum, Lamar Odom? I have never seen Phil put these guys on the court at the same time! Anyways considering that we get Shannon Brown back the fact is that we need him. We need his youth we need his athleticism we need his dunks! I really hope we could get him back. Anyways back to the point of next years starting line up, does anyone have anything in mind? Heres what I would do if I was Phil and call me crazy but this is my choice.

SG: Kobe Bryant

PG: Derek Fisher

C: Andrew Bynum

SF: Devin Ebanks

PF: Pau Gasol

Why I put Ebanks is because we need his athleticism and crazy energy and putting Ron in the bench adds so much depth to our bench. Think about this Devin Ebanks developing threw the season as a starter and Ron Artest, Lamar Odom, Shannon Brown, Derrick Caracter, Sasha Vujacic all coming off the bench. What do you guys think? I know I should wait to see how Devin plays with the starters at the Lakers summer camp but hey I wanted to get this out. Thoughts anyone?

Alright so whats your pick? Old school Kobe Bryant slam dunk, posterizing you in front of your mom or smooth smart fade away Kobe Bryant? I personally think Kobe Bryant # 8 will crush Kobe Bryant # 24 in a 1 on 1 game because of his more athletic physic and flamboyant attitude. Ok so who and why would your pick win (first vote on the poll just to curiously see what Laker fans think) ok thanks!

I will discuss on how and why I feel Kobe Bryant is still the best basketball player in the NBA and what better way to do it against the 2x MVP LeBron James. I will use direct quotes from Fear the Sword bloggers and people who have posted comments on Youtube. I will try my best to keep this hate free so let me explain to you why Kobe Bryant is still the best player alive...

"LeBron is a better scorer,rebounder and averages more assist than Kobe Bryant"

Yes on the scoring by only 3 more points if thats what you want to brag about but on the rebounding Kobe Bryant plays with the best trio of big men in the NBA Pau Gasol, Andrew Bynum and Lamar Odom I doubt the "King" would average 5 rebounds with these towers around him and Kobe Bryant is a good rebounder considering he is a guard with a 6'6 205 pound frame (note: 15 rebounds game 7 NBA Finals) Oh and the assist, Kobe Bryant plays in the triangle offense that doesnt require a true point guard or a player that runs the offense threw his hands so no "ball handler" no insane number of assist per game (note: Michael Jordan career assist average 5.3 playing in the same offense as Kobe Bryant) yes he doesnt average big assist numbers but please try to understand how the triangle offense works.

"LeBron is better because he has 2 MVP awards and Kobe only has 1"

Well Steve Nash also has 2 MVP awards so I'm guessing he is better than Kobe Bryant right? C' mon people Allen Iverson also had 1 MVP award so I'm also guessing that he is JUST as good as Kobe Bryant right? No no and no. The MVP award only proves what a player is capable of doing during the regular season with his team. Kobe lead the Lakers with 9 fingers and a busted knee and ankle back to the NBA finals for the 3rd straight year to crown there 16th NBA championship and this is in an era where repeating as champions is rare. (note: Last back to back champions were the Lakers of the early 2000's)

"Kobe Bryant has better team mates than LeBron James"

Umm yes, Pau Gasol and I dont want to take any credit away from him but he is only a 3x NBA allstar and 2 of those all star apperances as a Laker. Andrew Bynum and Lamar Odom have been with Kobe since 04' and 05'. Kobe has lost and won with these two big men on his side, its nothing new so why try to argue that Kobe couldnt of done it without these guys? Back to Pau Gasol and I love this guy but the Lakers already had the best record in the Western Conference before Pau came into town. This was the year Andrew Bynum's nuts dropped and averaged 13 points and 10 rebounds thats a long way from the season before averaging 7 points 5 rebounds and Kobe Bryant was averaging 28 points and 6 rebounds at the peak of his prime for being 29 years old. Let me tell you one thing LeBron at 25 years old has had FAR BETTER team mates than Kobe at 25 years old with Kwame "Butter fingers" Brown, Smush Parker, Luke Walton, Lamar Odom and a 18 year old back up center Andrew Bynum. Please Kobe took these guys through the tuff Western Conference dominated by the Spurs and Suns with 40+ wins only to lose and 40 wins in the West is almost as equal to 50 wins in the East.

In conclusion I believe that its so disrepectful to compare LeBron's legacy to Kobe's. Kobe is already the best and greatest Laker of all time and who is the best player of all time after Michael Jordan? More than half would say Magic Johnson right? Well truth is Kobe is THEE greatest Laker putting Kobe Bryant as the 2nd best player of all time. If you guys keep bitching on how "rings dont make a player great" then where would Mike be without rings? As a matter of fact who would he be? Or what about Bill Russell? Kobe well deserved those 5 NBA titles and he may win 1 or 2 more before he retires he even has a good shot of winning MVP if he and his team stay healthy. Credit goes to Kobe, anyone remember Magic saying in game 1 of the NBA finals " I take it back Kobe is still the best basketball player in the NBA" or Kenny Smith still saying Kobe is the best through out the Western Conf Finals even Kevin Durant, Alvin Gentry, Doc Rivers all have stated that Kobe is still the best and this is recent after losing to him. Kobe Bryant is still the best player alive... I'm out

If the Los Angeles Lakers repeat than its official, Kobe Bryant will go down as the greatest to ever wear a Laker uniform. If the Los Angeles Lakers dont repeat then still...the man is the greatest Laker without a doubt. I freaking hate when people rank Kobe Bryant 5th or 6th as greatest Laker I mean the man holds most of the Lakers franchise records and he's breaking records in a advanced basketball era. Many  dont appreciate Kobe but some day...some day he will no longer play and then retire. I have gotten into many arguements with other Laker fans that claim Magic Johnson is the best or Kareem or Jerry West some even tried to claim Elgin Baylor was the best but the truth of the matter is Kobe Bryant is the best player the Los Angeles Lakers franchise has ever had.

How come the Okies haven't updated there blog on Los Angeles Laker victories? lol I was laughing my ass off at the Silver Screen & Roll on the credits " The grapes of wrath" lol, anyway I was browsing through the comments on the is blog and noticed that the Supersonics... hahaha got cha' I noticed that Thunder fans really hate the Los Angeles Lakers, I mean why so much hate? The Okies only been around for 2-3 years and theres actually ''hardcore'' fans that hate my Los Angeles Lakers. So the question is Oakie fans, why do you hate the Los Angeles Lakers?

I truly believe that Kobe Bryant should play the point guard position in the next couple of games. He's a great defender and would cause match up problems for other point guards. It would be great for him to find players open shots. Imagine this starting line up.... any thoughts? Phil Jackson could even rotate the line up's having Kobe Bryant to just strictly pass and have a shot here or there. Any thoughts?

SG:Shannon Brown      

PG:Kobe Bryant

C:Andrew Bynum

SF:Ron Artest

PF:Pau Gasol