I'm the first one to admit here I don't have a clue when it comes to fashion. I just wear either a white or navy blue shirt everyday to work with some sort of tie that is usually a solid color. I just don't care enough. When Rishi and other's start talking fashion in a DBD, it goes right over my head. I skip those comments and hope someone starts a conversation on the weather or Justified. Well I think I might change my mind on fashion. That is of course if we're talking about this jacket Don Draper is wearing.

Now that is a sports coat that I will talk about. I want this jacket. I would wear it everywhere. I would wear this jacket while taking a shower. It's incredible. Please someone, anyone buy this jacket for me.

Until then I'll go back to ignoring all of Rishi's talk on watches and ties.

Have a good week, animals.

Last night Mad Men returned to our TV screens. So instead of the regular images of the weekend, we're doing a special images of the weekend. The Mad Men images of the weekend. All images are via 30 fps and Bubbaprog.

Gotta start things off with Don Draper smoking of course.

And the 2nd image must be of a post-pregnant Joan.

Crazy Pete Campbell everyone!

Don is surprised!

Pete in bitch mode.

Word of advice. Don't talk about having sex with a woman you work with. She might be standing behind you while you're having this conversation.

And here's Joan looking quite buxom.

Peggy looking annoyed.

(First & Second round tournament announcing schedule is via Awful Announcing)

Louisville: Verne Lundquist, Bill Raftery
Pittsburgh: Kevin Harlan, Len Elmore, Reggie Miller
Portland: Brian Anderson, Dan Bonner
Albuquerque: Spero Dedes, Bob Wenzel
Nashville: Ian Eagle, Jim Spanarkel
Columbus: Tim Brando, Mike Gminski
Greensboro: Jim Nantz, Clark Kellogg

FIRST ROUND GAMES
TUESDAY, MARCH 13
6:40 PM truTV Dayton I
Mississippi Valley St. vs. Western Kentucky
Nantz/Kellogg/Kerr//Wolfson
after conc. I truTV Dayton II

BYU vs. Iona
Nantz/Kellogg/Kerr//Wolfson

FIRST ROUND GAMES
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 14
6:40 PM truTV Dayton I
Lamar vs. Vermont
Ian Eagle/Jim Spanarkel//Lewis Johnson

after conc. I truTV Dayton II
California vs. South Florida
Eagle/Spanarkel//Johnson


Second Round Games
Thursday, March 15 (First session)
12:15 PM CBS Louisville I
Murray State vs. Colorado State
Verne Lundquist/Bill Raftery//Lesley Visser

12:40 PM truTV Pittsburgh I
Kansas State vs. Southern Miss
Kevin Harlan/Len Elmore/Reggie Miller//Marty Snider

1:40 PM TBS Portland I
Louisville vs. Davidson
Brian Anderson/Dan Bonner//Jenn Hildreth

2:10 PM TNT Albuquerque I
Wisconsin vs. Montana
Spero Dedes/Bob Wenzel//Jamie Maggio

after conc. I CBS Louisville II
Marquette vs. BYU/Iona
Lundquist/Raftery//Visser

after conc. I truTV Pittsburgh II
Syracuse vs. UNC Asheville
Harlan/Elmore/Miller//Snider

after conc. I TBS Portland II
New Mexico vs. Long Beach St.
Anderson/Bonner//Hildreth

after conc. I TNT Albuquerque II
Vanderbilt vs. Harvard
Dedes/ Wenzel//Maggio

Second Round Games
Thursday, March 15 (Night Session)

(Announce teams same as day games)

6:50 PM TBS Louisville III Kentucky vs. Mississippi Valley State/Western Kentucky

7:15 PM CBS Portland III Wichita State vs. VCU

7:20 PM TNT Pittsburgh III Gonzaga vs. West Virginia

7:27 PM truTV Albuquerque III Baylor vs. South Dakota State

after conc. III TBS Louisville IV Iowa State vs. Connecticut

after conc. III CBS Portland IV Indiana vs. New Mexico State

after conc. III TNT Pittsburgh IV Ohio State vs. Loyola Maryland

after conc. III truTV Albuquerque IV UNLV vs. Colorado

Second Round Continued (Friday, March 16 Morning Session)

12:15 PM CBS Nashville I Cincinnati vs. Texas
Ian Eagle/Jim Spanarkel//Lewis Johnson

12:40 PM truTV Columbus I San Diego St. vs. NC State
Tim Brando/Mike Gminski//Otis Livingston

1:40 PM TBS Greensboro I Creighton vs. Alabama
Jim Nantz/Clark Kellogg/Tracy Wolfson

2:10 PM TNT Omaha I Florida vs. Virginia
Marv Albert/Steve Kerr//Craig Sager

after conc. I CBS Nashville II Florida State vs. St. Bonaventure
Eagle/Spanarkel//Johnson

after conc. I truTV Columbus II Georgetown vs. Belmont
Brando/Gminski//Livingston

after conc. I TBS Greensboro II North Carolina vs. Lamar/Vermont
Nantz/Kellogg/Wolfson

after conc. I TNT Omaha II Missouri vs. Norfolk St.
Albert/Kerr/Sager

Friday Evening Games
(Announce teams same as day games)

6:50 PM TBS Columbus III Memphis vs. Saint Louis

7:15 PM CBS Greensboro III Duke vs. Lehigh

7:20 PM TNT Nashville III Michigan vs. Ohio

7:27 PM truTV Omaha III St. Mary’s (CA) vs. Purdue

after conc. III TBS Columbus IV Michigan State vs. LIU Brooklyn

after conc. III CBS Greensboro IV Notre Dame vs. Xavier

after conc. III TNT Nashville IV Temple vs. California/South Florida

after conc. III truTV Omaha IV Kansas vs. Detroit

I know everyone is upset over the furd loss, but let's forget about that and enjoy the images of the weekend! All images are courtesy of 30fps.

Cal wasn't the only school that had a bad weekend.

Every time I get mad at Tedford, I look at a picture of Charlie Weis and become thankful for Tedford.

This picture reminded me of a story from my youth. When my dad and I was visiting his friend in Crescent City my dad took me to the Paul Bunyan museum. The giant Paul Bunyan and Blue Ox scared me so I just sat in the car crying while my dad went inside the museum. My dad also took me to the redwood tree that you can drive through on that trip.

So that's a story from my childhood, have a good weekend monsters.

Robert Downey Jr. "Tebowing" could only mean one thing. The Images of the Weekend are back! All images are courtesy of 30fps.

Nicki Minaj terrifies me and she terrified the city of Orlando tonight.

The Alabama 'face guy' has a face of the lovely Michelle Beadle.

She looks like a winner to me. Rishi should get her number.

I will not sleep until Twist has a mustache like that man.

Have a good week folks.

Hey folks did you know that there are many different faces of Twist? Luckily for me I've uncovered the many different faces of Twist. Here they are.

Sleepy Twist: My favorite Twist because he's too tired to troll the world.

Happy Twist: He's just trolled CGB and is very proud of himself.

Seductive Twist: How can any lady or man resist that mustache and scarf? I'm quivering just looking at this picture.

Lawyer Twist: He just sued some old lady and will now celebrate his new income at the symphony.

Psychotic Twist: Make him angry and he'll take your heart!

Have a good week, people.

I saw natteringnabob posted about the puppy bowl yesterday for the DBD. Well sorry folks you're getting another day of puppy bowl DBD because I love puppies. And anyone who doesn't love puppies is a Pinko (glares at Twist.) Here are the images of the puppy bowl via 30fps.

Bawwww. How could you not love that face?

The Desean Jackson of the puppy bowl.

This is why I love Animal Planet. They understand satire. Also they somehow know the lady puppies love purses.

How a good day folks.

Kyle Williams, Arizona State grad. Yes an Arizona State grad cost the 49ers a trip to the Super Bowl. I don't know what is worse. The 49ers losing that game or the thought for a Arizona fucking State player costing the 49ers that game? I don't know how else to describe the way I'm feeling right now other than to say I'm bitter, disappointed, angry, enraged, displeased, sullen, and depressed. I haven't been this angry since Mack politic his way into the Rose Bowl.

Have a good week folks and thanks for letting me vent.

I haven't done this in a while but it was time for me to do another edition of Images of the Weekend. All images are via 30fps and Bubbaprog.

It was that kind of weekend.

Just like the 49ers game, this picture is just a blur.

I had the same reaction after the Vernon Davis touchdown.

Can anyone explain the hair on the man on the left of Butler coach Brad Stevens? Anyone? Anyone?

Have a great week animals. GO NINERS!

Last night my dad, brother, brother's friend, and I attended the Kings-Bulls game in section 103. Before we get to the pictures from the game I have some scattered thoughts about last night.

- Aykis covered this better than I can, but I must say the Kings transition defense is even worse to watch in person. The Kings seriously looked like sheep being herded in transition. They would all either run straight to the basket leaving a shooter like Korver wide open or they would all go straight to the ball and leave someone else wide open for a layup.

- The Kings half-court defense ain't much better. They can barely rotate and once again look like sheep being herded which either leaves wide open shots for opposing players or offensive rebounds.

- We sat across from the Bulls bench and I lost all respect for that team last night. They whined after every little call. Every single person on that team with Thibs leading the group.

- The crowd was full but way too many Bulls fans which lead me to this realization. The Bulls are the NBA version of the Atlanta Braves. The Braves became a national team because their games were on TBS. The Bulls are cut from the same mold. I met 4 Bulls fans sitting around our seats and none of them have ever been to Chicago. They just watched games on WGN and decided to follow the Bulls. I grew up with someone who did the same thing with the Braves.

Now on to the pictures!

John Salmons says "You're outta here!"

Jimmer! Jimmer! Jimmer! Jimmer!

I snapped this photo and then immediately yelled, "Fire Westphal!". I'm sure Section214 is proud of me.

Hayes: "Hey DMC. That guy next to you is the Iron Sheik."

DMC: "Seriously?"

(Check out the rest of the photos here)

The images of the weekend are back this week. All images are courtesy of Bubbaprog from 30fps.

Manning face, Part 1

Manning Face 2: Electric Boogaloo

"You see he is a man. You hurt him! You cut him! You can beat him!"

Goodnight Deion. Sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite.

DON'T LOOK IN HIS EYES!!!!!!!!!!!

I want every East Indian on this blog to grow a mustache like this and post it in the DBD.

Have a good week, animals.

This past Friday was a bittersweet moment for me. My father and I helped moved our friend from his house in Berkeley to Yuba City. I say bittersweet because helping our friend moved brought back a lot of memories for me.

I believe I've mentioned this before but our friend lived right down the road from Memorial Stadium. Throughout my childhood my dad and I would go to our friends house in Berkeley in the fall, BBQ in his backyard, and then go to the Cal game. Now we won't be able to do this anymore.

This move also had me thinking about the first Cal game I can remember attending. I was six years old in 1993 and Cal was playing San Diego State. The great Marshall Faulk was playing for the Aztecs then and was one of the most exciting players to watch in person. That was also the Cal team that had Dave Barr starting at QB and would play Iowa in a bowl game.

What I remember from that game was being astounded about how big the stadium was. How many people were in the stands. Being from such a small town like Colusa, you're amazed about how big buildings and crowds are.

I also remember how beautiful it was that day. A perfect day. I remember seeing people on Tightwad Hill and the cannon. I remember my dad giving me a history lesson on Cal football. A Cal fan was born that day and that fanhood continues to this day. I may not have ever attended Cal, but I'll always have love for the sports programs because my father gave me that love. I'm grateful to my father for that.

So what do you remember about the first Cal you attended?

Before you start debating the BCS screwjob, here are the images of the weekend. All photos are courtesy of Bubbaprog and 30fps.

How many of you ladies or gentleman would love to touch Rodgers there?

Epic fail Tim Brewster. And you coached in the B1G for a couple of years idiot.

Sorry son. You're only getting 1 out of 3 on that list.

You'll be seeing this guy on Jersey Shore in the near future.

Have a great week, animals.

Time for another edition of the images of the weekend. Bubbaprog is back this week so all the images are courtesy of his site 30fps.

I don't know what is worse. Relieving yourself on the sideline or eating a hot dog? 

She's just begging for Rishi to buy her a lemon drop. 

NOVAK IS PEEING ON MY BAG! STOP HIM COACH HOKE! 

Bubba perfectly captures the idiocy of Craig James. 

Have a great week folks and remember to spade and neuter Twist.