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Recent Activity
I said I thought Pappa was going to score against Portland in the USOC
Commented on Report: DeAndre Yedlin wants out now, maybe on Jul 19 2014, 7:49p
Sooooooo
Commented on Report: DeAndre Yedlin wants out now, maybe on Jul 19 2014, 7:47p - 1 reply
If you guys want to see the EPLWA Cup up close
Commented on Major Link Soccer: Sounders Crashing the ESPYs on Jul 17 2014, 3:14p - 1 reply
Neagle discussion thread: Activate!
Commented on Sounders v Portland, community player ratings on Jul 17 2014, 1:25p - 2 replies
Poetry Corner
Posted on Jul 17 2014, 12:46a
I thought you were going to say
Commented on Dempsey, Martins, Yedlin all in MLS All Star XI on Jul 16 2014, 11:52p
I love that we have about 5 players who could legitimately be the best player on most other teams
Commented on Marco Pappa enjoying a career renaissance with Sounders on Jul 16 2014, 11:50p - 2 replies
To be fair, we really need a word like Oi! in the US
Commented on Sounders v Portland player ratings on Jul 16 2014, 1:18a - 1 reply
I'll punt my bangers and mash all over his Chevy Chase
Commented on Sounders v Portland player ratings on Jul 16 2014, 1:17a
Aaaaaaaaaaand we're reddit now
Commented on Sounders v Portland player ratings on Jul 16 2014, 1:15a
Not as old as flounder
Commented on Sounders v Portland - Aftermatch Aftermath: Sounders Savor Timbers Tears on Jul 16 2014, 1:14a - 1 reply
But I hate the term hate being applied to hate
Commented on Sounders v Portland - Aftermatch Aftermath: Sounders Savor Timbers Tears on Jul 16 2014, 1:13a
Why do we want to play big teams, outside of a meaningful tournament?
Commented on Brad Evans injury update: Unlikely to play vs. Tottenham on Jul 16 2014, 1:08a - 4 replies
True story
Commented on Major Link Soccer: Scolari Resigns, Thierry Henry is Good at Soccer on Jul 15 2014, 11:12p
Baseball live is the second best sporting experience you can have at the park
Commented on Major Link Soccer: Scolari Resigns, Thierry Henry is Good at Soccer on Jul 15 2014, 10:58p - 1 reply
This is patently ridiculous
Commented on Sounders v Portland - Aftermatch Aftermath: Sounders Savor Timbers Tears on Jul 15 2014, 10:49p - 1 reply
He'd be pretty deep on the depth chart here
Commented on Sounders v Portland - Aftermatch Aftermath: Sounders Savor Timbers Tears on Jul 15 2014, 10:41p - 1 reply
I don't get midseason friendlies
Commented on Brad Evans injury update: Unlikely to play vs. Tottenham on Jul 15 2014, 10:38p - 2 replies
When did STF decide that they are all British?
Commented on Sounders v Portland player ratings on Jul 15 2014, 12:42p - 4 replies
I will always love Neagle as a late sub
Commented on Clint Dempsey, Obafemi Martins are a match made in soccer heaven on Jul 14 2014, 11:43p
Don't get too excited
Commented on Clint Dempsey, Obafemi Martins are a match made in soccer heaven on Jul 14 2014, 11:37p - 1 reply
(caption) Your team is bad and you should feel bad!
Commented on Sounders run away with late second-half surge, beat Timbers 2-0 on Jul 14 2014, 1:13a - 2 replies
Donovan Ricketts
Commented on Sounders v Timbers - Gamethread on Jul 14 2014, 1:04a
Delicious delicious tears
Commented on Sounders v Timbers - Gamethread on Jul 14 2014, 12:59a - 1 reply
No need
Commented on Sounders v Timbers - Gamethread on Jul 14 2014, 12:25a - 1 reply
Completely different team with him on the pitch
Commented on Sounders v Timbers - Gamethread on Jul 14 2014, 12:22a
I hate that streaming this match I'm like a minute behind
Commented on Sounders v Timbers - Gamethread on Jul 14 2014, 12:20a
Ref's fault
Commented on Sounders v Timbers - Gamethread on Jul 14 2014, 12:17a
Well, I've always maintained that if one is offended, the burden of proof is on that person. Why are they offended?
Commented on Major Link Soccer: Down with Timbers Week edition on Jul 13 2014, 6:52p
My alma mater is pretty close to this
Commented on Sounders v Timbers - Three Questions on Jul 12 2014, 10:23p - 1 reply
Just camped on the C d'A
Commented on Sounders suck. Adrian is the worst. You should be pissed. Get out the pitchforks! on Jul 12 2014, 9:43p
First- my dad was super cool about it. Cleaned me up and we went back for more fun.
Commented on Sounders suck. Adrian is the worst. You should be pissed. Get out the pitchforks! on Jul 12 2014, 9:40p
Isn't it worse to let out an SBD and then have your date return in record time?
Commented on Sounders suck. Adrian is the worst. You should be pissed. Get out the pitchforks! on Jul 11 2014, 2:58p
True story- 5 year old 509er at Disneyland
Commented on Sounders suck. Adrian is the worst. You should be pissed. Get out the pitchforks! on Jul 11 2014, 2:57p - 1 reply
for Thinking your fart will be silent but it was really loud instead
Voted on Jul 11 2014, 2:56p
Crossing a picket line makes one a scab. That's what the word means.
Commented on Major Link Soccer: Down with Timbers Week edition on Jul 11 2014, 2:52p - 1 reply
Constitution applies to laws and those who make them, not internet forums
Commented on Major Link Soccer: Down with Timbers Week edition on Jul 11 2014, 2:46p - 1 reply
Meh. Like "flounders" it's not so much mean as unimaginative.
Commented on Major Link Soccer: Down with Timbers Week edition on Jul 11 2014, 2:44p - 1 reply
Grasping at straws
Commented on Major Link Soccer: Down with Timbers Week edition on Jul 11 2014, 12:21p
eg. . .?
Commented on Major Link Soccer: Down with Timbers Week edition on Jul 11 2014, 12:20p - 1 reply
Frei MOTM, especially his face
Commented on Sounders v. Portland U.S. Open Cup player ratings on Jul 11 2014, 12:16p - 1 reply
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand there's your strawman
Commented on Major Link Soccer: Down with Timbers Week edition on Jul 11 2014, 12:04p
I call people divers all the time
Commented on Major Link Soccer: Down with Timbers Week edition on Jul 11 2014, 12:03p
Smacking a stranger on the alpha is a straight red, any league in the world
Commented on Major Link Soccer: Down with Timbers Week edition on Jul 11 2014, 11:53a - 1 reply
The respect from the crowd, choreo'd or not, was great.
Commented on David Letterman asks Clint Dempsey stupid soccer questions on Jul 11 2014, 12:34a - 1 reply
Like the effing FORCE
Commented on Sounders beat Timbers in best possible way, advance to Open Cup semis on Jul 10 2014, 3:15p
Were the tears happy?
Commented on Sounders beat Timbers in best possible way, advance to Open Cup semis on Jul 10 2014, 3:13p
I think of Sunday
Commented on Sounders beat Timbers in best possible way, advance to Open Cup semis on Jul 10 2014, 10:57a
Porter is watching his job walk away from him
Commented on Sounders beat Timbers in best possible way, advance to Open Cup semis on Jul 10 2014, 10:19a - 1 reply
Hard to temper the absolute eradication of Brazil with the US match
Commented on Sounders v Timbers US Open Cup - Gamethread on Jul 10 2014, 1:48a - 3 replies
I actually don't hate the guy
Commented on Sounders v Timbers US Open Cup - Gamethread on Jul 10 2014, 1:45a
Point taken, but definitely not first second or third choice up front
Commented on Sounders v Timbers US Open Cup - Gamethread on Jul 10 2014, 1:43a - 1 reply
There are going to be a lot of Timber huggies filling up if Oba and Deuce walk out onto that field Sunday.
Commented on Sounders v Timbers US Open Cup - Gamethread on Jul 10 2014, 1:41a - 1 reply
I could counter with a fresh legs agument
Commented on Sounders v Timbers US Open Cup - Gamethread on Jul 10 2014, 1:36a
He probably wouldn't miss from 2 feet
Commented on Sounders v Timbers US Open Cup - Gamethread on Jul 10 2014, 1:35a - 1 reply
They each played a pretty good chunk
Commented on Sounders v Timbers US Open Cup - Gamethread on Jul 10 2014, 1:34a - 2 replies
Wish I could be a fly on the wall for Porter's post match pep talk
Commented on Sounders v Timbers US Open Cup - Gamethread on Jul 10 2014, 1:24a - 1 reply
JK- "I want Dempsey, Altidore, Bradley, and Jack Jewsbury!"
Commented on Sounders v Timbers US Open Cup - Gamethread on Jul 10 2014, 1:23a - 2 replies
Ahneebahbahr
Commented on Sounders v Timbers US Open Cup - Gamethread on Jul 10 2014, 1:20a
Ahneebahbahr
Commented on Sounders v Timbers US Open Cup - Gamethread on Jul 10 2014, 1:20a
I want to make their fans feel bad for supporting them
Commented on Sounders v Timbers US Open Cup - Gamethread on Jul 10 2014, 1:19a - 1 reply
Oba Deuce cures what ails ya
Commented on Sounders v Timbers US Open Cup - Gamethread on Jul 10 2014, 1:15a - 1 reply
Is it too early to call Porterball figured out yet?
Commented on Sounders v Timbers US Open Cup - Gamethread on Jul 10 2014, 1:14a
Like candy
Commented on Sounders v Timbers US Open Cup - Gamethread on Jul 10 2014, 1:11a
That was full strength Portland
Commented on Sounders v Timbers US Open Cup - Gamethread on Jul 10 2014, 1:10a - 3 replies
Simmer down, Sam Bowie
Commented on Sounders v Timbers US Open Cup - Gamethread on Jul 10 2014, 1:08a
NOW GET THE F**K OFF OF OUR FIELD!
Commented on Sounders v Timbers US Open Cup - Gamethread on Jul 10 2014, 1:04a - 2 replies
I thank you
Commented on Sounders v Timbers US Open Cup - Gamethread on Jul 10 2014, 1:03a - 1 reply
COOOPAHHHHHH
Commented on Sounders v Timbers US Open Cup - Gamethread on Jul 10 2014, 12:58a - 1 reply
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