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Mack Brown and the strengthened bonds of football


A former Texas Longhorns walk on reflects on how the successful outgoing head coach helped bring fans together in strengthened bonds


Talk me off the ledge

It's hard to remember when I was more intrigued and conflicted by a Texas football team. Usually you know who you are and what to expect by this point in the season. But I still don't know what to...

Still Laughing at the Rain


Lessons learned from the worst losses in the Mack Brown era...

Road Trip Revisited: Texas at Oklahoma State, 2007

54b revisits a memorable road trip to Stillwater in November 2007 to watch Texas play Oklahoma State.

A Sincere Thank You To The Good Folks Of Ole Miss

Saying good bye and thank you to the unforgettable hosts in Oxford and the Grive.


Thank you for Hosting The Tailgate of The Century. Sincerely, The Longhorns

Ladies and Gentlemen, I have been to the land of Milk and Honey Boo Boo and let me assure you, all the Twainian tales of grandeur regarding "The Grove" being the greatest tailgating experience on...

What Longhorns Fans Were REALLY Thinking When The Score Was... (New Mexico Edition)


What's up, BONers, Apologies up front, had to mail this one in today as I'm headed to the Grove in Oxford, Mississippi to put the Hotty back in Toddy...if you're there on Saturday, buy me a drink...

What Longhorns Fans were REALLY thinking when the score was...


What's up, BONers, On the outside chance that you haven't achieved total paralysis from BON's excellent analysis of the Texas-Wyoming game, I "one-heartbeatedly" encourage you to take an irreverent...

2012 Texas Longhorns Un-Scheduled Pop Quiz


54b looks at the upcoming Longhorns football season with always unpopular, Un-Scheduled Pop Quiz


A Recruiting Reminder

There's no question I relish my role as the resident BON contrarian (read: jackass), but know that my intentions with the solemn soapbox speech on recruiting below are not to rain on the signing...

Your Pre-Holiday Bowl Game Open Thread


Hey you guys, did you know the Texas Longhorns were playing in a bowl game tonight? No, it's true. We're playing in the Holiday Bowl (again) against Cal and the game is at 7pm (Central Time) on the...

Dear Cal, Let's Bear Hug It Out


Dear Cal, No doubt it's rare to find a readymade reason to get excited about a match-up of two 7-5 teams that feature offenses that couldn't be more surprised to find the end zone if they woke up...


Dear Cal, Let's Bear Hug It Out.

Dear Cal, No doubt it's rare to find a readymade reason to get excited about a match-up of two 7-5 teams that feature offenses that couldn't be more surprised to find the end zone if they woke up...

"The Thanksgiving Song" (if Adam Sandler were a Longhorns fan)


Dear BONers, As we limp to the finish and lament the relative impotence of our offense, we hope the hate we feel in our hearts will gird our loins for one final dance with the Agronomists of Texas...


Penn State's worst moment perhaps society's finest hour

The recent Mark Schlabach article, "Joe failed his biggest decision," on ESPN pulls no punches. I think Schlabach is a bit heavy handed and preachy considering the extraordinary circumstances, but...


Travel Tips - Mizzou

Originally published in the Maple Street Press Longhorns Kickoff 2011 guide... Texas vs. Missouri • Faurot Field • Columbia, MO • November 12, 2011 Transportation: Columbia is located on I-70,...

3's Company - Episode 2: "The Great Potato Famine"


Please welcome back to the main page the critically acclaimed weekly BON feature, "3's Company," an unapologetic rip-off of the smash 70's sitcom of similar nomenclature and feeble attempt to help...

Ash, McCoy and Shipley star in, "3's Company" - Pilot Episode


Please welcome to the main page a new weekly BON feature called, "3's Company." It's an unapologetic rip-off of the smash 70's sitcom of the same name and a feeble attempt to help explain UT's...


TX/OU for First Timers

TX/OU Travel Tips

The Red River Rivalry - A TX/OU Primer


The Red River Rivalry - A TX/OU Primer

Fun Facts About ISU Quarterback Steele Jantz


Fun Facts about ISU QB Steele Jantz

Stuck In The Big XII With OU


For all of you that have severe tired head from realignment talk and are still confused as to just what the hell is going on, I figured why not let Stealers Wheel (posing as Longhorns fans) sum it...

54b's Unpredictable Prediction - BYU Game


Okay, okay, I know I went 5-7 picking Texas games straight up last season. It happens. But look what I tweeted the Wednesday before the Rice game last week.... @longhorn54b: "Unbeknownst to most UT...

Visualizing UT's Schedule as an Independent


The Longhorns declaring their athletic independence (at least in football anyway) has been bandied about for quite some time now. And while I don't think anyone doubts it's plausibility, especially...


yACCety yACC - UT interested in move to ACC?

Heard on the radio this morning that Chip "You're doin' a hell of a job" Brownie is saying the ACC is very interested in Texas and we're not exactly not taking their calls. WTF? I thought ACC was...

An Open Letter To Rice Owls fans...


To all you Longhorns fans complaining about your inability to get the Longhorn Network, in your drunken rage did you ever stop to think about those less fortunate football fans who are also being...

Ex-UT Backup QB Matt Nordgren is...Most Eligible Dallas


What's up Boners? Since I can hardly handle reading anymore good news about the Aggies SECeding...or LHN proudly announcing that it'll be offered on close circuit prison cable TV...or Jaxson...

Rename the Big XII Conference


Anybody else getting tired of reading "Big 12-2" every time the conference is mentioned? It's not just a name that bloggers use either. I've seen it written that way in the mainstream press as...

54b - OmBONsman Responds


Thank you to all of you brave enough to submit will always be part of the first (and probably last) OmBONsman Mailbag...on to the questions: How can I know when an aggie is acting...

54b - OmBONsman


To be honest, I'm not entirely sure what an ombudsman is or does. If we go by ESPN's definition, it's a guy that has an important sounding title, but no real power and is only responsible for...

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