I am sitting here thinking that I need a new Junk Drawer. I keep refreshing to see if there is a new one up...but no such luck. I am writing one and trying to come up with some sort of topic. I wanted it to be a Christmas theme, but am not sure what to do with it....Xmas songs? Xmas trees?....Santa Claus?. Ok how bout...what is your favorite Holiday tradition?....Trees, Santy, Candy, Movies, Presents....or other? What do you think?

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Lately I have met some of you in real life (at the game) and you all seem pretty cool. It is weird meeting someone from the internet though....dontcha think? It seems strange to hear someone say "Hey 92" when my real name is in fact Barney. I haven't worried too much about a real weirdo rolling up on me but that could also happen. Additionally, people say i look like a celebrity ....usually a weird one like Craig T Nelson or Richard Lewis

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So this one time in the Junk drawer...

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This Junk popped up outta nowhere (as is sometimes the case). Thanks to Idoltime for putting me into a John Lennon frame of mind

Give a listen

Here I stand head in hand
Turn my face to the wall
If she's gone I can't go on
Feelin' two-foot small

Everywhere people stare
Each and every day
I can see them laugh at me
And I hear them say

Hey you've got to hide your love away
Hey you've got to hide your love away

How can I even try
I can never win
Hearing them, seeing them
In the state I'm in

How could she say to me
Love will find a way
Gather round all you clowns
Let me hear you say

Hey you've got to hide your love away
Hey you've got to hide your love away

Sunday Morning Junk is the bestest junk ever. It makes me break into song

Know it sounds funny
But I just cant stand the pain
Girl Im leaving you tomorrow
Seems to me girl
You know Ive done all I can
You see I begged, stole
And I borrowed
Ooh, thats why Im easy
Im easy like sunday morning
Thats why Im easy
Im easy like sunday morning
Why in the world
Would anyboddy put chains on me?
Ive paid my dues to make it
Everbody wants me to be
What they want me to be
Im not happy when I try to fake it!
No!
Ooh,thats why Im easy
Im easy like sunday morning
Thats why Im easy
Im easy like sunday morning
I wanna be high, so high
I wanna be free to know
The things I do are right
I wanna be free
Just me, babe!
Thats why Im easy
Im easy like sunday morning
Thats why Im easy
Im easy like sunday morning
Because Im easy
Easy like sunday morning
Because Im easy
Easy like sunday morning

I was thinking that I would cut Southern Oregon a break and get a new Junk up for the evening. There is a little something for Pookie after the jump

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AKA How we avoided the Curse of Tom Owens

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