Auburn architecture '05, currently living in Nashville, e.g. some alternate universe where "orange" is still a big deal, but by "orange" they mean "some sat-out-in-the-sun-too-long dollar-store variety red-yellow-mix". But other than that it's really nice here so I'll probably stay a minute.

Born and raised in Tuscaloosa, went to Auburn nonetheless. They say "you can never go home again." And it's a cliche and totally inaccurate, of course. I can easily go home, but I have to navigate rivers of dip spit and cheap Bourbon wider than the river Styx in order to get there. The things I do for family.

Outside of college football slash Auburn athletics, I'm a diehard, season-ticket-buying Nashville Predators fan; root for the Titans but not as passionately as I probably ought to, and don't give a shit about much else.

HATE list [because that's all that really matters, in no particular order]: Bama, LSU, Florida, Anaheim Ducks

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