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Aaron Goldfarb

  • joined Mar 09, 2011
  • last login Apr 25, 2014
  • posts 21
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Author, HOW TO FAIL: THE SELF-HURT GUIDE http://tinyurl.com/33tnyvk & DRUNK DRINKING http://tinyurl.com/brxyreh Craft beer fan and Syracuse hoops addict.

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Drinking On The Road To The 2013 Final Four

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The Road to the Final Four need not be littered with rest stop Roy Rogers and their Fixin's bars. Here are the bars (and breweries) you're going to want to stop at if you want to make that road a little more...drunken.

Taco Time in the NCAAs: Best Beer College

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It's Taco Time in the Salt City! Is he really going to write about drinking again? Yes, yes he is. Specifically, who would win the NCAA Tournament of Beer?

#TacoTime in NYC: Big East Tournament Drinking

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It's Taco Time in the Salt City! A special post-season edition, but the sacred cows keep being made into sliders.

#TacoTime: How to Comment on Sports Blogs

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It's Taco Time in the Salt City! "A poorly structured satirical body of work, written by some drunken Syracuse-hating moron at 3:30 am every Tuesday." This week, we tackle...you commenters.

Taco Time: College Basketball is Boring

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It's Taco Time in the Salt City! How did my favorite sport get so freaking boring?

Taco Time: Would Mookie Have Mattered This Year?

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It's Taco Time in the Salt City! Would Mookie Jones have helped the Syracuse hoopsters this year?

Silly Things College Athletes Are Asked To Do

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It's Taco Time in the Salt City! College basketball players are asked to do lots of silly things. But these are surely the silliest.

#TacoTime: SU's Proud Jewish Basketball History

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It's Taco Time in the Salt City! Jews sometimes play basketball. Frequently, they have played for Syracuse. It's a wonderful tradition.

Taco Time: Ridiculous Ideas for Improving Refs

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It's Taco Time in the Salt City! Sure college basketball officiating is awful. But perhaps that's because they aren't given a chance to be good. Some ridiculous ideas for improving things.

Taco Time: Even When ESPN Airs a Game, They Don't

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It's Taco Time in the Salt City! There are innumerable reasons to hate ESPN...but the #1 reason should be because they hardly show the game you actually tuned in to watch.

Taco Time: Upstate New York's Top 25 Beers

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It's Taco Time in the Salt City! Satire, bad. Lists, good. Beer, better. What are the region's top brews?

Taco Time: How to Cheer Against Syracuse

Aaron Goldfarb decides to help out the nerds of opposing fan bases by producing his own Syracuse cheer cards that can be printed out, distributed and used.

Taco Time: What Would Piss Off Syracuse Fans Most

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Time for It's Taco Time in the Salt City! You can take away our curse-songs, but you'll never take away our freedom! But what provocative things could I say that would truly piss off the Syracuse faithful?!

Taco Time: What's With SU Fans' Cursing Obsession?

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Time for your Christmas edition of It's Taco Time in the Salt City! Why do Syracuse fans like childish profanities so much?

Pinstripe Bowl: Suxa & Goldfarb on Transportation

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Hoya Suxa and Aaron Goldfarb, two of New York City's taxpaying residents, give you the goods on how to get around the city for the Pinstripe Bowl.

Taco Time: Who Wins NBA Jam: Syracuse Edition?

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Time for your weekly edition of It's Taco Time in the Salt City! "Boomshakalaka!" What Cuse twosome reigns video game supreme?

Taco Time: The Worst Syracuse Marriage Proposals

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Time for your weekly edition of It's Taco Time in the Salt City! Lights, butter, Wegmans...what are the worst ways for an Orange fan to propose?

Taco Time: 8 Irrelevant But Annoying Things

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Time for your weekly edition of It's Taco Time in the Salt City! Losing opening tips, shoddy Dome concessions, and crummy walk-ons...but what irrelevant things about SU basketball truly annoy?

The Ten Lamest Pieces of Syracuse Apparel

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Here is the worst of the worst, the ten most awful pieces of Syracuse apparel, sorted by: lameness. Post-ironic t-shirts ("2007 NIT Elite Eight") and official team merchandise (Nike's New Year's Eve "Ball Drop" jerseys) excepted.

What Exactly is Pete Thamel's Real Name?

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It's Taco Time in the Salt City! The Syracuse Fan-tasy season, alumni club boners, whorish Otto t-shirts, and Pete Thamel's real name...

In What Other Gimmicky Venues Could Syracuse Play?

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Time for another installment of It's Taco Time in the Salt City -- riverboat casinos, Thornden Park, peach buckets...what other gimmicks would be fun for Syracuse basketball to participate in?

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