Abram Chamberlain

  • joined Jan 20, 2012
  • last login Aug 14, 2014
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User Blog

New England Revolution Chasing Jermaine

If Jermaine Jones likes one thing, it's soccer. If it's two things, it's soccer and America. If it's three, it's soccer, America, and probably his family. But in fourth place, it's celebrity and...

Bradley Rumored to TFC

Listen up, folks. It's time to stop living vicariously through Michael Bradley, and let him make decisions for himself.

Benny Feilhaber vs. The Revs…Sort Of

Benny Feilhaber was going to be an MLS superstar for New England. That just didn't happen.

Promotion, Relegation, and Parity Parties.

MLS doesn't have promotion and relegation, but that doesn't mean it lacks late season drama. Well, at least this year.

The I-95 Cup has a Father and His Name is Fotis

Fotis Bazakos got it mostly wrong in the huge match between New York and New England. What he did get right is making the I-95 Cup relevant and real for at least one night.

What's Better Than MLS Referees? A Lot.

Following the Red Bulls and Revs ridiculously refereed match, Twitter lit up with an oldie, but goodie.

Revs to Somerville...?

AS Roma owner James Pallotta speaks out about the Revs possible move to Somerville. Haven't we heard this before? And wouldn't it be nice to hear it from our own owner?

Revs Sign Charlie Davies

Maybe not the big name that some wanted, but Charlie Davies could be a bigger signing than supporters are giving the team credit for.

I95 Cup Preview: New England and DC

New England is wants to bring DC back down to earth and essentially eliminate them from the I95 Cup for this year.

Revolution Need Stadium Announcement Soon

DC United has become to state their SSS intentions. New England needs to do the same soon, or risk becoming even more of a joke to soccer fans in the league.

Jose Goncalves for DP

Jose Goncalves has proven himself so far this season. Is it too soon to be worrying about not having him back for next year? Is it too insane to think about making him a Designated Player?

Why Goncalves' All-Star Omission is No Big Deal

The complaint is that All-Star Games are stupid, until your guy doesn't make it. Then the All-Star game is the most important thing ever. Jose Goncalves may "deserve" to be an All-Star, but do you...

Revs vs. DC: I-95 Cup Preview

The Revs are about to take on D.C. United, and that means it's the latest fixture in the I-95 Cup. As we all knew he would, Abram is here with a preview of the Cup.

Is the Agudelo Trade Good for the Revs?

The Writers of the Bent Musket rate the Revolution's recently-minted big trade for USMNT striker Juan Agudelo.

I-95 Cup Update

New England could jump Philadelphia in the table, or New York could take a commanding lead. It all boils down to Saturday's match.

Revs Enter The US Open Cup on May 28th

The Lamar Hunt US Open Cup's play-in rounds begin tomorrow. GPS Portland Phoenix and Mass Premier Soccer start on May 14 in the first round proper. Rhinos enter on May 21. Then, on May 28, the Revs...

The Battle for Sainey Nyassi

Despite best efforts of The Bent Musket, Sainey Nyassi is still a victim of the harsh will of a madman.

I-95 Cup Update: Revs in 3rd

There's only one thing on New York and New England's mind. The magic of the (imaginary) cup! And their all-important (all-imaginary) May 11th matchup.

The Match in Tweets: Philadelphia at New England

The Revolution had a dominant display against the Union in a 2-0 victory. Twitter? Well, for once, Twitter was pretty darn happy.

I95 Corridor Cup Preview


This weekend is an all important match in the (imaginary) I95 Corridor Cup. New England needs a win, or they will remain at the bottom.

Sainey Nyassi, Our Lord and Savior

The Revolution have buried Sainey Nyassi on the bench in much the same way they seem to have buried their scoring boots. The real question, though, is why?

Revs Players and Staff React to Boston Marathon

Players from the the New England Revolution react to the tragedy at the Boston Marathon on Twitter.

New England's Smash-Mouth Approach

Gone are New England's days of "we will attack!" Now, it is a new breed of "smash-mouth soccer."

Match in Tweets: Seattle 0-0 New England

Seattle and New England played to an ugly 0-0 draw. Twitter was not amused.

New England's Offensive Funk

The New England Revolution are not having trouble keeping other teams from scoring. It's actually scoring the goals themselves that has proven to be difficult.

What is New England's plan for Diego Fagundez?

Early on, Diego Fagundez is not playing a lot of minutes, but he is being looked at by fans as the future of the Revolution. Time to be patient with the organization and the kid.

New England, Philadelphia, It's MLS Rivalry Week!

Breaking down the enthralling, riveting, gripping, history-entrenched rivalry between the New England Revolution and the Philadelphia Union...or not.

Revs vs. Fire: The Match in Tweets

The Match in Tweets is back with a win, after the Revs conquered the Fire 1-0 on Saturday.

Dirty Laundry, Soccer Jerseys, and Jerry Bengtson

How a trip to the Laundromat showed that Jerry Bengtson could be bringing a lot more eyes to the New England revolution.

Setting Realistic Goals for New England

The Revolution are mere days away from kicking off their 2013 season. What competitions do you think they have a realistic chance of winning?

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