Yahoo's Shutdown Corner does a nice piece on James Carpenter.

Dang yall, got in an accident! LSU people keep attackin me!

New photo evidence reveals that PAUL BEAR BRYANT, legendary gravel-voiced Alabama Coach, was spotted with a cell phone back in his days at Kentucky.

Might have to hose yall down!

Saw this RV a few times, Snapped a photo, Nice. Your RV ain't nothing!

If you booed at the offense on Saturday, please read this, thx

Following the lead of the esteemed Nick Saban, tried to use more bad language this week in the hopes of lighting a fire under our tailz! Sad Bear Sniffing Bee makin crazy picks, think he's mad about the Ole Miss mascot choice.

dang! it can't be that bad for ole G-Mac can it? a rampage of vandalism???

Better late than never! NSFWish post so hide your babies and grandparents! And, TJ cracks me up, check out his post bowling drunk responses to the roudtable including gems like "I’m convinced that this is the best duo ever seen in SEC history." Also did a Q & A with the nice ole Bourbon and Coke SEC blog.

Is the new yogurt lab the key to this game? Look what Urban did to my room!

Tower of Bammer interviews local canines to discover their insights into the SEC this year. Also dropped some f-bombs on the Fighting Arkamallets yesterday, along with a huge pile of dead pigs.

How to get excited about Duke? Drop F bombs on them devils.

Lets fill Bryant Denny with 100,000 staches!!!

Tower of Bammer preview is up, dropping F-bombs all over the Penn State history, tradition, and campus. Also an exclusive inside scoop on Corso's prediction. Don't read it if you are scared of bad words. Roll Tide ya'll.

Football season is finally here, so I can use foul language and post pictures of Xerxes!! Who is this San Diego State and Why aren't we on their schedule? I lost this game on the Xbox and am getting concerned.

I've heard some folks from visiting teams asking about what to do in Tuscaloosa, so here is the Tower of Bammer skinny on Tuscaloosa eatin and drinkin. If I left out something you think is awesome, I'd love ya'll to let me know, but I did leave out the Applebee's on McFarland because 'Oriental Chicken Salad' should not exist.

Thanks to an anonymous tip filled with jpegs, intrepid Tower of Bammer reporters now have some proposed designs for the single game uniform change for this upcoming season.

I know this is hard to face, my Alabama brothers and sisters, but we tackle the tough topic of "What Happens when Bama loses?" Think of it as an after school special for people that own elephant hats.

How did these NCAA geniuses discover this "Agent Thing"? Where is my Escalade? Does angrily throwing Krystal burgers at Leigh Tiffin back in 2006 count as impermissible benifits?

Tower of Bammer takes a deeper look at Jay Barkers text war on Satan, pancakes and dirty clothes. How will this affect Stallings Legacy? Does Jay have a Blackberry or an Iphone? (really don't see him w/ a Droid) Think Jay Barker ever beat Diablo 2 on Hell Difficulty?

This is my big man-hug to USC, now that they are a part of our NCAA black helicopter family

Vile profane old coot Abner BD Scroggins handles the Tower of Bammer place at the Roundtable for this week