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Albino Tornado

  • joined Jan 08, 2009
  • last login Apr 23, 2014
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No, V.
Commented on Night time jump on Apr 24 2014, 12:52a
Sven. Ole. Hans.
Commented on Night time jump on Apr 24 2014, 12:43a
The AI prioritizes the fuck out of it.
Commented on Night time jump on Apr 24 2014, 12:43a - 1 reply
Blindness-inducing.
Commented on Night time jump on Apr 23 2014, 11:02p
Here you go.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 10:48p - 1 reply
I refer again to the Steve-Dave deleted scene from Chasing Amy.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 10:47p - 1 reply
Chasing Amy never once forces me to suspend disbelief.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 10:46p - 1 reply
Chasing Amy was better.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 10:43p - 1 reply
Your making payments makes you more likely to repay.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 10:37p - 1 reply
This makes negative sense.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 10:34p
Not all the new schools.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 10:34p - 1 reply
They're not your friends, pal.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 10:33p
Samesies.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 10:33p - 1 reply
Aw, buttnuggets.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 10:32p - 1 reply
And all their buddies, like Yertle and Buttgers.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 10:31p - 1 reply
Summarize, pls.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 10:30p - 1 reply
Once a bugeater-beater, always a bugeater-beater.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 10:28p
I've done enough research that I've got 378$ in kit in my newegg cart.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 10:21p
Get four more Eastern Wierdos and it could all be yours!
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 10:19p - 2 replies
Oh, no, I was supplementing the discussion.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 10:16p
Marriage is a partnership, as well you know.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 10:16p - 1 reply
Hotshit fighter jocks might make inappropriate grabass?
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 10:14p - 3 replies
Such things happen.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 10:14p
Some of us got married before we had any.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 10:11p - 2 replies
She's a biiiiIIIIIIiitch.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 10:06p - 1 reply
So I'm only 6 years ahead of you.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 10:05p - 1 reply
Chocolate; Jeweler for "Mostly Coal."
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 10:04p
Minimum?
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 10:03p - 1 reply
It could only be Jared.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 10:01p - 1 reply
I AM NOT READY TO CONSIDER WHO THAT CONVERSATION IS FOR.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 10:01p - 1 reply
They must have it when they go tinkle together.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 10:00p - 1 reply
You will be living with one of them.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 9:59p - 1 reply
That's when you say "So. Got plans Thursday?"
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 9:57p - 1 reply
I thought she was anti-churdishunul "I'd like your blessing" stuff.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 9:56p - 3 replies
He got to bang 80's-hot Lea Thompson.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 9:54p - 1 reply
My recollection/understanding is that PERMISSION is not to be sought.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 9:53p - 2 replies
When's her lease up?
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 9:50p - 1 reply
It adds a certain zest to life.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 9:49p - 1 reply
Jesus, Sioux City.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 9:48p
You're not cohabitating due to lease/property issues, not a desire for same, yes?
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 9:47p - 1 reply
I think guessing is part of the tradition if it's something of a surprise.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 9:45p
So does mine, forty-six years on.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 9:44p - 1 reply
Yuuuuup.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 9:43p - 1 reply
HAH.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 9:40p
But resizing ladies rings is not uncommon.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 9:39p - 1 reply
Puppy teeth, like kitten claws, are monatomically sharp.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 9:36p - 1 reply
Sounds like a good time to oh-so-causally pick her brain.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 9:34p
/raises eyebrow
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 9:32p
I have a shred box.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 9:31p
She's a girl!
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 9:30p - 1 reply
That sounds both complicated and uncomfortable.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 9:29p - 1 reply
You ask her friends in the strictest of confidences.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 9:26p
Gorram kids and the wife not managing to deal with them.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 9:25p
It's the infamous review by George Takei of a 55 gallon barrel of lube.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 9:23p - 1 reply
"Oh, I can tell they tried so hard. Too bad."
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 9:21p
OH MAI.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 9:18p - 1 reply
Email.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 9:07p - 1 reply
From hell's heart, this meme spits at thee.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 8:53p
Liar.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 8:49p - 1 reply
And you wonder why I hate youth.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 8:49p
You make a compelling counterargument.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 8:46p - 1 reply
You must not be able to deal with GoT at all.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 8:44p - 2 replies
Call an audible.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 8:42p - 1 reply
Bar.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 8:40p - 1 reply
Boat shoes?
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 8:18p
How DARE that shit be tasteful and classy.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 8:17p
I don't want to talk about how many white new balances I may or may not have owned.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 8:16p
I conducted two job interviews.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 8:15p
The Lifeguard?
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 8:15p - 1 reply
My favorite two, no, three bars in town are:
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 8:14p - 1 reply
Least I could do.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 8:12p - 1 reply
No. I own men's shoes.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 8:11p - 4 replies
Don't you start bringing in facts based on observations.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 8:11p
So you just need to go past an ATM.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 8:09p
WHARBL.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 8:09p - 1 reply
They're both big white stiffs.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 8:07p - 1 reply
It's far easier to just use an ATM card to get monopoly money, er, euros.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 8:07p - 1 reply
Never had a bad dunkel/schwartzbier.
Commented on JUMP! on Apr 23 2014, 8:04p
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