Nebraska-potato-head

Albino Tornado

  • joined Jan 08, 2009
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And very nearly throws a pick six.
Commented on Schnelly II on Sep 1 2014, 11:21p
Barn Aggie.
Commented on Schnelly II on Sep 1 2014, 11:21p - 3 replies
War Aggie.
Commented on Schnelly II on Sep 1 2014, 11:18p - 1 reply
Said offer applies unevenly across the south, because reasons.
Commented on Schnelly II on Sep 1 2014, 11:17p - 2 replies
You're a State, and most State's are more aggie than the non-State school.
Commented on Schnelly II on Sep 1 2014, 11:16p - 2 replies
Not the Sambuca Milkshake!
Commented on Schnelly II on Sep 1 2014, 11:15p
When we head to the in-laws place, I skive a ride to work and Senora Tornado picks me up.
Commented on Schnelly II on Sep 1 2014, 11:02p - 1 reply
But the children will be able to sleep on the way!
Commented on Schnelly II on Sep 1 2014, 10:58p - 2 replies
The sunday games were nigh-unwatchable.
Commented on Schnelly II on Sep 1 2014, 10:49p - 2 replies
1995 Nebraska.
Commented on Schnelly II on Sep 1 2014, 10:40p - 3 replies
Boundary Waters Canoe Area, I think.
Commented on Schnelly II on Sep 1 2014, 10:36p - 1 reply
Sounds like someone better go to Jared.
Commented on Schnelly II on Sep 1 2014, 10:34p - 1 reply
Driving sucks, sure.
Commented on Schnelly II on Sep 1 2014, 10:33p - 2 replies
It's only real problems is that it combines the price of flight with the speed of driving.
Commented on Schnelly II on Sep 1 2014, 10:30p - 1 reply
Taking the train is really, really handy when you're super hungover.
Commented on Schnelly II on Sep 1 2014, 10:27p
Should save that for when they play Western Michigan.
Commented on Schnelly II on Sep 1 2014, 10:23p
GOOD.
Commented on Schnelly II on Sep 1 2014, 10:22p
E. coli.
Commented on Schnelly II on Sep 1 2014, 10:19p - 1 reply
Show me... The Debacle in the Desert, Nebraska at Arizona State, 1996, with a final score of 0-19!
Commented on Schnelly II on Sep 1 2014, 10:17p - 2 replies
I didn't think it was.
Commented on Schnelly II on Sep 1 2014, 10:12p
Me too, first time I saw it.
Commented on Schnelly II on Sep 1 2014, 10:07p - 1 reply
Have you checked a payday loan company?
Commented on Schnelly II on Sep 1 2014, 10:07p - 1 reply
Your whore mouth.
Commented on Schnelly II on Sep 1 2014, 9:53p - 1 reply
As one presumes.
Commented on Schnelly II on Sep 1 2014, 9:53p
Presumes each team's score is independent, which I'm not willing to posit.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 9:48p - 1 reply
Try it with some vodka and Kalhua.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 9:38p
50-some penalty yards on the first two drive and shitty field position.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 9:29p
I don't know if this was noted on Saturday, but:
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 9:28p - 6 replies
Those Jesus and Mohammed fellers is doin' pretty good.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 9:24p - 2 replies
WHOEVA TACKLE MA BABY GOAN GET GOT.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 9:09p
I'll cheer for North Dakota in hockey before I cheer for Miami in football.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:59p - 1 reply
/brofist
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:57p
Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:54p
It is not enough.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:53p - 1 reply
So he could do a southern accent, and instead chose to do... that?
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:51p - 1 reply
The L is for Linebeard!
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:50p
Well done, Captain Smith.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:49p - 1 reply
Because it's 85 on 63, for one.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:48p - 1 reply
Complete with chavs!
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:47p - 1 reply
It was putrescent.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:47p - 1 reply
I googled it.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:45p
After Michael Rappaport's Everglades-by-way-of-Southie on Justified, well, it could be worse.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:43p - 2 replies
Augustana?
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:42p
'Splain.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:40p - 2 replies
I would be perfectly fine if no FCS team ever ever played FBS like, again, like, ever.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:39p - 1 reply
Nope.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:38p - 1 reply
Aw, hamburgers.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:31p - 1 reply
If you can't beat them, be indistinguishable from them? I guess?
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:29p - 1 reply
It goes great with the beff.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:28p
Yes.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:28p
So you mean Church Oregon.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:27p - 1 reply
Loobster.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:26p - 1 reply
They might not have happened on basic cable, but they still might have happened.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:19p - 1 reply
WHO'D YA RATHER NAIL, RITA HAYWORTH OR AVA GARDNER?
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:19p - 1 reply
Can't. Wait.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:13p - 1 reply
It's the devil cohabitation.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:09p - 1 reply
hrmf.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:06p
I don't know about the white 3rd string RB.
Commented on HAPPY LABOR DAY on Sep 1 2014, 4:52p
Lawd, I hope so.
Commented on HAPPY LABOR DAY on Sep 1 2014, 4:44p - 2 replies
We'll see.
Commented on HAPPY LABOR DAY on Sep 1 2014, 4:34p - 1 reply
Shocker.
Commented on HAPPY LABOR DAY on Sep 1 2014, 4:31p
You're looking for Gust of Wind.
Commented on HAPPY LABOR DAY on Sep 1 2014, 4:31p
Sometimes you just need a little less gun.
Commented on HAPPY LABOR DAY on Sep 1 2014, 4:30p
Kansas is nowhere as good as SNUD.
Commented on HAPPY LABOR DAY on Sep 1 2014, 1:53p - 1 reply
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Commented on HAPPY LABOR DAY on Sep 1 2014, 1:47p
I saw that, but didn't figure anyway I could bring it up without being perceived to be a dick.
Commented on HAPPY LABOR DAY on Sep 1 2014, 1:44p - 1 reply
That's one of the many things wives are good for.
Commented on HAPPY LABOR DAY on Sep 1 2014, 1:30p - 1 reply
I've not played any of the Elder Scrolls games after Daggerfall.
Commented on HAPPY LABOR DAY on Sep 1 2014, 1:29p - 1 reply
George O'Leary. Foobaw Bawb. Ty Willingham. Cheeseburger Cholly.
Commented on HAPPY LABOR DAY on Sep 1 2014, 1:17p - 1 reply
Hooray for the riding lawn mower!
Commented on HAPPY LABOR DAY on Sep 1 2014, 12:54p - 1 reply
Remember, I work in infosec.
Commented on HAPPY LABOR DAY on Sep 1 2014, 12:21p - 1 reply
Why would people TAKE naked pictures of themselves?
Commented on HAPPY LABOR DAY on Sep 1 2014, 12:18p - 3 replies
Goddamn, I thought the 1st versions Chryssalids were terrifying.
Commented on HAPPY LABOR DAY on Sep 1 2014, 12:17p - 1 reply
Can't wait to lock her into the punishment cells.
Commented on Sunday NIGHT thread on Aug 31 2014, 10:45p
Then perhaps they should have hired competent project managers.
Commented on Sunday NIGHT thread on Aug 31 2014, 10:44p - 1 reply
I must dissent, ACS.
Commented on Sunday NIGHT thread on Aug 31 2014, 10:43p
I have none of the DLC, so.
Commented on Sunday NIGHT thread on Aug 31 2014, 10:43p
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A MAN! YOU'RE NOT FORTY!
Commented on Sunday NIGHT thread on Aug 31 2014, 10:42p
One can say "I intend to..." without it being a question of approval, but one of fair warning.
Commented on Sunday NIGHT thread on Aug 31 2014, 10:41p - 3 replies
So in my latest game of CK2, I started in the customary spot (Ireland), and managed to unite under my rule:
Commented on Sunday NIGHT thread on Aug 31 2014, 10:41p - 3 replies
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