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Albino Tornado

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No.
Commented on Five on Jul 24 2014, 4:54p
Come visit and find out.
Commented on Five on Jul 24 2014, 4:53p
Plus, it's being stereo-typically northern-plains passive-aggressive.
Commented on Five on Jul 24 2014, 4:52p - 2 replies
HAWT.
Commented on Five on Jul 24 2014, 4:51p
I am permitted a Keurig in my office.
Commented on Five on Jul 24 2014, 4:50p - 3 replies
Well, that's probably because somebody made a gal on shift make it, and she added a cup of feces to prove a point.
Commented on Five on Jul 24 2014, 4:50p
Lutheran funeral potluck coffee is coffee (2).
Commented on Five on Jul 24 2014, 4:49p
Lutheran funeral potluck coffee is worst coffee.
Commented on Five on Jul 24 2014, 4:47p - 2 replies
Maine-Augusta is actually the Moose.
Commented on Five on Jul 24 2014, 4:46p
I didn't say it was funny.
Commented on Five on Jul 24 2014, 4:46p
North Dakota's mascot's been outlawed, so they're gonna need something.
Commented on Five on Jul 24 2014, 4:45p - 2 replies
That entire post was prefaced with #hotsprotstaek
Commented on Five on Jul 24 2014, 4:44p - 1 reply
Hotdish, bars, and thin, watery coffee served at 230 degrees.
Commented on Five on Jul 24 2014, 4:41p - 1 reply
3 is most realistic.
Commented on Five on Jul 24 2014, 4:41p
Like a goddamned drum.
Commented on Five on Jul 24 2014, 4:37p
Sartorialist is gonna wanna catch them all.
Commented on Five on Jul 24 2014, 4:36p
Eduardo McGee.
Commented on Five on Jul 24 2014, 4:29p
Level: Queen.
Commented on Five on Jul 24 2014, 4:28p
Good thing that wasn't Walt Chamberlain.
Commented on Five on Jul 24 2014, 3:57p
Cutler rolled up to SHIELDBALL camp in a conversion van.
Commented on Five on Jul 24 2014, 3:56p - 2 replies
na na na na na na na na
Commented on Five on Jul 24 2014, 3:52p
All the MSU QB's come off some slow white guy statue assembly line.
Commented on Five on Jul 24 2014, 3:42p - 3 replies
No Subject
Commented on Five on Jul 24 2014, 3:41p - 1 reply
You are Bringer of Food and Cleaner of Poop.
Commented on THE MAD SEASON on Jul 24 2014, 3:37p
Having 12 shackle points doesn't mean you had 12 seats.
Commented on Five on Jul 24 2014, 3:36p - 2 replies
/"repurposes" decommissioned database server
Commented on THE MAD SEASON on Jul 24 2014, 3:35p - 1 reply
I am a cat person.
Commented on THE MAD SEASON on Jul 24 2014, 3:32p - 1 reply
The course description
Commented on THE MAD SEASON on Jul 24 2014, 3:32p - 2 replies
Dogs think they're people.
Commented on THE MAD SEASON on Jul 24 2014, 3:31p - 1 reply
One can argue did-or-didn't.
Commented on THE MAD SEASON on Jul 24 2014, 3:29p
Well, at RedAndBlackCorn.
Commented on THE MAD SEASON on Jul 24 2014, 3:27p
I can't think of one play, but I can think of one game.
Commented on THE MAD SEASON on Jul 24 2014, 3:24p
You mean when you refuse to descend into mediocrity or surrender the conference to Oklahoma and Texas?
Commented on THE MAD SEASON on Jul 24 2014, 3:19p - 1 reply
I've spent the last 8 hours of work reading ElasticSearch documentation.
Commented on THE MAD SEASON on Jul 24 2014, 3:18p - 3 replies
He got all big and yoked out.
Commented on THE MAD SEASON on Jul 24 2014, 3:14p - 1 reply
I walked out of at least one club "initiation" in high school because I thought it was hazy.
Commented on THE MAD SEASON on Jul 24 2014, 3:11p
I was a legacy Lambda Chi.
Commented on THE MAD SEASON on Jul 24 2014, 3:10p - 2 replies
If I am underage at a party, I ought not be drinking.
Commented on THE MAD SEASON on Jul 24 2014, 3:08p - 1 reply
God, what a pile of shit they are.
Commented on THE MAD SEASON on Jul 24 2014, 3:02p
Frank Solich at Ohio did a lot better than a lot of people thought he would at Ohio.
Commented on THE MAD SEASON on Jul 24 2014, 2:48p - 1 reply
Analytics is NEW HOTNESS.
Commented on THE MAD SEASON on Jul 24 2014, 2:48p - 2 replies
Most-fourth-quarter comebacks is a useless metric if not normalized by the number of opportunities.
Commented on THE MAD SEASON on Jul 24 2014, 2:28p
I guess their first game is in Brazil.
Commented on THE MAD SEASON on Jul 24 2014, 2:26p
Well, this one was NFL.
Commented on THE MAD SEASON on Jul 24 2014, 2:26p
It's worse than Harrison Ford's Scottish accent.
Commented on THE MAD SEASON on Jul 24 2014, 1:57p - 1 reply
The nerd from Breakfast Club as the High School QB.
Commented on THE MAD SEASON on Jul 24 2014, 1:57p - 1 reply
If hazing was part of a price for being in any organization, I refused to be a member of it.
Commented on THE MAD SEASON on Jul 24 2014, 1:56p - 7 replies
Youtube is on the far side of the nff.
Commented on THE MAD SEASON on Jul 24 2014, 1:48p
Don't stand.
Commented on THE MAD SEASON on Jul 24 2014, 1:46p - 1 reply
See FSU every year from... 88 until 2002, and Miami every year from 83 until they tore down the Orange Bowl.
Commented on THE MAD SEASON on Jul 24 2014, 1:45p - 2 replies
Coach! I broke my dick, coach!
Commented on THE MAD SEASON on Jul 24 2014, 1:44p
Thanks for smoothly injecting the earbug, you sonofabitch.
Commented on THE MAD SEASON on Jul 24 2014, 1:43p - 1 reply
Well, yes.
Commented on THE MAD SEASON on Jul 24 2014, 1:41p
This! Is! Lubbock!
Commented on THE MAD SEASON on Jul 24 2014, 1:39p - 1 reply
This one time, at Ohio State's band camp...
Commented on THE MAD SEASON on Jul 24 2014, 1:38p
"people."
Commented on THE MAD SEASON on Jul 24 2014, 1:38p - 2 replies
Which makes Florida's backnextosity more likely.
Commented on THE MAD SEASON on Jul 24 2014, 1:37p
The likelihood of Miami's backnextosity will directly impact Florida's backnextosity.
Commented on THE MAD SEASON on Jul 24 2014, 1:34p - 1 reply
T Boone Pickens was the last smart person to come outta Moat State.
Commented on Hamborger on Jul 24 2014, 1:31p
New mainpage.
Commented on Hamborger on Jul 24 2014, 1:29p
I sunburned my knees two weeks ago, and they are only now peeling.
Commented on Hamborger on Jul 24 2014, 1:28p - 1 reply
And to think that guy's the one disappointing Christina Henrdicks sexually on a regular basis.
Commented on Hamborger on Jul 24 2014, 1:26p - 1 reply
You boys like Mex-ee-coh?!
Commented on Hamborger on Jul 24 2014, 1:25p - 1 reply
I drove Banach Space Program past Omaha Tech high school.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL IS MISERABLE on Jul 24 2014, 1:18p
To expand that answer, I presume you mean that we have more universal education than lots of other places
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL IS MISERABLE on Jul 24 2014, 12:58p - 3 replies
As Princess Anne County, for example, no longer exists, having been completely subsumed into Virginia Beach.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL IS MISERABLE on Jul 24 2014, 12:56p
County numbers are vastly superior to county names.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL IS MISERABLE on Jul 24 2014, 12:47p
With your travel schedule, you can't count all 25.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL IS MISERABLE on Jul 24 2014, 12:46p - 1 reply
Yeah, but we still have county numbers on our license plates!
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL IS MISERABLE on Jul 24 2014, 12:45p - 2 replies
You don't know what that's from?
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL IS MISERABLE on Jul 24 2014, 12:39p - 1 reply
At least you occasionally see tank races by NTC.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL IS MISERABLE on Jul 24 2014, 12:37p
That could be an entertaining tire fire.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL IS MISERABLE on Jul 24 2014, 12:35p
Nebraska has ninety-three counties.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL IS MISERABLE on Jul 24 2014, 12:35p - 1 reply
Christina Hendricks is not a redhead.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL IS MISERABLE on Jul 24 2014, 12:34p
Perhaps they can also hire Jimmy Johnson from Fox and Bill Callahan, SUPER-genius.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL IS MISERABLE on Jul 24 2014, 12:33p
And funnel cakes.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL IS MISERABLE on Jul 24 2014, 12:32p
42º?
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL IS MISERABLE on Jul 24 2014, 12:32p - 1 reply
This is not good news.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL IS MISERABLE on Jul 24 2014, 12:30p - 1 reply
Make sure you have lots of bullets, spare wheels, and axles before leaving!
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL IS MISERABLE on Jul 24 2014, 12:29p - 2 replies
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