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Alxfritz

  • joined Mar 15, 2008
  • last login Aug 21, 2014
  • posts 235
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Last cigarettes are all you can get
Turning your orbit around

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Legopiece Theater: Dugout Abbey -- Carlos Martinez

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Carlos Martinez has a slider which can easily be described as filthy, though others have called it pornographic. Both terms can also describe his internet habits. But maybe he's just working on...

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Game Recap: 1/9/2014

In the top of the first, VEB got off to a great start when lboros moved from Curveblog to here, on SBNation's platform. Very few people were members, comments didn't auto refresh, and we liked it. ...

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Legopiece Theater: Dugout Abbey -- Win It For Wiggy

It turns out getting picked off to end a playoff game is not a fun experience if it happens to your team. Losing a game due to an obstruction call would probably be pretty awesome, though. I...

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Legopiece Theater: Dugout Abbey -- Go F#@k Yourselves

We're back! Where have we been? None of your business! Okay, fine. We've been drinking. In Thailand. There were some arrests, but MOST charges have been dropped. LIKE YOU NEVER MADE ANY MISTAKES....

VEB Happy Hour, Thursday March the 14th of 2013

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6:00pm til question mark. Civil Life beers, wine, food, darts, boggle, jenga. full spread. the works, really. topics of discussion: kids these days, allen craig's contract, tacos. fink will be there. WILL YOU????

Dugout Abbey's Christmas Spectacular

Have Yourself a Merry Little Berkmas.

Dugout Abbey faces the offseason

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So what do the Cardinals do now?

Late Night With Wainwright, with Torty Craig!

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Our favorite pitcher/talk show host sits down with our favorite talking tortoise.

Matt Holliday goes to market.

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He can't do anything right.

Chris Carpenter explains his pre-game routine.

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Chris Carpenter talks with Fox Sports Midwest about how he prepares for big games.

Dugout Abbey Checks In Before Game One

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And Pete Kozma explains his performance this year.

The Curious Case of Corporal Daniel Descalso, USMC

Have you ever thought Daniel Descalso looks like a World War Two vet? If you did, you have a very keen eye.

Lance Berkman sits down with Carp, Torty & Waino.

Lets start NLDS Elimination Day with a visit to Berkman In The Morn'an!

The Ghost of Dugout Abbey

Freese, Yadi, and Waino get together to talk postseason, only to be interrupted by... A GHOST?!?

Legopiece Theater: Dugout Abbey

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Chris Carpenter sits down for an exclusive one on one, tonight on LATE NIGHT WITH WAINWRIGHT!

This is Actually Happening

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HOLY [BEEP]ING [BEEP]

Legopiece Theater: Dugout Abbey Vignette -- The Pale Horse

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Death is coming... And the Post-Dispatch is coming with him.

Vote for Carlos

On the latest Legopiece Theater: Dugout Abbey, Carlos Beltran throws his cap into the ring for the presidency.

The No Matts Club

Most of the Lego Cardinals have a lot in common. Most... Not all.

Legopiece Theater: Dugout Abbey Vignette -- Where In The World Is Dan McLaughlin?

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Danny Mac returns to the Cardinals booth tonight after two weeks off. Where the H-E-C-K was he, anyway?

Legopiece Theater: Dugout Abbey -- The Cardinals Television Network

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The Yankees and Red Sox have their own TV networks... Why shouldn't the Cardinals? Besides the felonies?

Breaking Down Barret Browning's All-Star Night

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For the players in the All-Star game, last night was baseball's most glamorous night. For others, it was nothing but Hooters and a frustrating hotel TV guide.

Legopiece Theater: Dugout Abbey -- Letters From All-Star Camp

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Do players write each other letters while they are away for the All-Star Game? We assume so.

Legopiece Theater: Dugout Abbey -- The Stars & Stripes Challenge

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America is down, but not out. All we truly need to be number one again is for an American hero to bodyslam an obese Japanese man.

Legopiece Theater: Dugout Abbey -- Trading Blocks

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The Cardinals need pitching help. Can Trader Mo make a deal go down?

The Cubs Paid Marlon Byrd $6.1M This Year To Do The Following

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The Chicago Cubs got not very much out of their investment in Marlon Byrd.

Legopiece Theater: Dugout Abbey -- Live at Lego Shannon's

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Mike Shannon and John Rooney get together to enjoy an icy cold Budweiser or eight. Unfortunately, a certain Hungarian someone just happens to join them.

Decades And Darryl Kile

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Darryl Kile died a decade ago? It doesn't seem possible.

Legopiece Theater: Dugout Abbey -- The Super Disabled List (3)

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You might think you know what happens when a player is put on the disabled list. And you're probably right. But what about when they're put on the Super Disabled List?

Legopiece Theater: Dugout Abbey Vignette -- A Chance Encounter With Hungo

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May 6th, 2005: Al Hrabosky's coming. And he's bringing hell with him.

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