Some people, they've got issues. But don't worry--it's not you, it's me. Here's the proof. It'll make you feel either a little bit better, or much, much worse.
http://www.postingandtoasting.com/2012/10/8/3471988/knicktion-never-the-twain
http://www.postingandtoasting.com/2013/1/24/3910526/knicktion-drive-and-kick