Sharkvs3

An Enemy Spy

  • joined Jan 05, 2012
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I think it's because the offense gets to control the flow of the drive, while the defense has to be on their toes at all times.
Commented on So you think you're advanced: A (fun) breakdown of what DVOA is and how it's calculated on Apr 18 2014, 12:16a - 1 reply
I'm not a hockey fan but my default favorite team is the Sharks because that's my favorite animal.
Commented on Michael Crabtree getting in the mood for San Jose Sharks playoff hockey on Apr 18 2014, 12:12a - 2 replies
And the best postseason defense too!
Commented on So you think you're advanced: A (fun) breakdown of what DVOA is and how it's calculated on Apr 17 2014, 3:38p
Bryan Walters is like the guy in your tag football game that nobody actually wants on your team.
Commented on Sidney Rice re-signs with Seahawks on one-year deal, per report on Apr 17 2014, 12:11p
That Oline is the polar opposite of the one in the Cardinal gif.
Commented on Sidney Rice re-signs with Seahawks on one-year deal, per report on Apr 17 2014, 12:09p
And fifty two other guys.
Commented on Sidney Rice re-signs with Seahawks on one-year deal, per report on Apr 17 2014, 12:07p
If you're referring to the time he said "Oh shit!", that was definitely Wilson.
Commented on Sidney Rice re-signs with Seahawks on one-year deal, per report on Apr 17 2014, 12:01p
I don't remember that at all.
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Wednesday on Apr 16 2014, 6:33p - 1 reply
I didn't have a clue what DVOA was supposed to be.
Commented on So you think you're advanced: A (fun) breakdown of what DVOA is and how it's calculated on Apr 16 2014, 4:17p
How do we know this is a man.
Commented on Reloaded: The read option is dead, long live the read option on Apr 16 2014, 2:14p - 1 reply
One of these days I'm going to find a prospective employer who says that line and then dumps in the trash right in front of me.
Commented on So you think you're advanced: A (fun) breakdown of what DVOA is and how it's calculated on Apr 16 2014, 12:54p - 1 reply
That Raiders touchdown was just awful awful tackling by #36.
Commented on Reloaded: The read option is dead, long live the read option on Apr 16 2014, 12:48p
Go after that star punter. He'll be gone before the fourth round.
Commented on Reloaded: The read option is dead, long live the read option on Apr 16 2014, 12:42p
You're a little touchy, aren't you?
Commented on Some think 49ers will not pick up Aldon Smith option...I disagree on Apr 16 2014, 12:01p
I thought Superbowl wins were the only one that matters?
Commented on So you think you're advanced: A (fun) breakdown of what DVOA is and how it's calculated on Apr 16 2014, 11:21a - 1 reply
Better you than the Niners.
Commented on Arizona Cardinals contenders for NFC West title after 'splashy' offseason moves on Apr 16 2014, 10:46a - 1 reply
My son will be named Morgoth.
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Tuesday on Apr 15 2014, 9:02p - 2 replies
I just figured out that joke.
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Tuesday on Apr 15 2014, 9:01p
No, I compared it to staying at the top of the slide.
Commented on Can the Seahawks get better? on Apr 15 2014, 8:41p
When in doubt, blame it on the Seahawks, right?
Commented on Some think 49ers will not pick up Aldon Smith option...I disagree on Apr 15 2014, 5:22p - 1 reply
Or we could be the pathetic kid who freezes at the top of the slide.
Commented on Can the Seahawks get better? on Apr 15 2014, 4:09p - 1 reply
I think I saw one of those swimming in a pond the other day.
Commented on Can the Seahawks get better? on Apr 15 2014, 4:07p
for Won't recover from loss of Paul McQuistan
Voted on Apr 15 2014, 4:03p
Mildred is an objectively awful name.
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Tuesday on Apr 15 2014, 4:01p - 2 replies
I'm pretty sure the Saints have the same number of gold colored helmets.
Commented on Aldon Smith arrested at LAX for false report of a bomb on Apr 15 2014, 3:59p
My actual name is Shadowstar Salami.
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Tuesday on Apr 15 2014, 3:56p - 1 reply
Why do you care?
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Tuesday on Apr 15 2014, 3:35p - 1 reply
Rich folks can't get no justice.
Commented on St. Louis Rams: Last in the West...Last in Arrests! on Apr 15 2014, 1:06p
All they can talk about over there is us.
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Tuesday on Apr 15 2014, 12:01p - 1 reply
Are you the female version of Eddie Vedder?
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Monday on Apr 15 2014, 1:44a - 1 reply
Infinite.
Commented on NFL injuries: QBs are more at risk of being benched than they are of getting hurt on Apr 14 2014, 4:20p
I'm guessing you just have to give it the "alternate universe" treatment to not be sucked out of the film.
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Monday on Apr 14 2014, 4:18p
I can't get over the fact that they gave the Seahawks the #1 pick. That is literally as far from reality as it gets.
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Monday on Apr 14 2014, 4:01p - 2 replies
I know lots of cops.
Commented on Video of what appears to be Aldon Smith getting arrested, saying he's done nothing wrong on Apr 14 2014, 3:30p
I love the blatant homerism of Niners Nation.
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Monday on Apr 14 2014, 9:54a - 2 replies
Yeahg, because sooo many Seahawk players are in jail right now.
Commented on Aldon Smith booked on charge of false report of a bomb threat on Apr 14 2014, 9:43a
Can anyone remind me what team won the Superbowl?
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Sunday on Apr 13 2014, 12:50p - 3 replies
Was there already a JetCityWoman?
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Saturday on Apr 13 2014, 12:40p
I was expecting something horrific.
Commented on Colin Kaepernick, Quinton Patton, & Seahawks WR Ricardo Lockette named in "suspicious incident" on Apr 11 2014, 7:43p
I'm pretty sure Mark Sanchez is one.
Commented on Colin Kaepernick, Quinton Patton, & Seahawks WR Ricardo Lockette named in "suspicious incident" on Apr 11 2014, 5:23p
People have been saying that since caveman times.
Commented on Colin Kaepernick, Quinton Patton, & Seahawks WR Ricardo Lockette named in "suspicious incident" on Apr 11 2014, 5:22p - 1 reply
It's easy to be a good guy when nobody will sleep with you.
Commented on Colin Kaepernick, Quinton Patton, & Seahawks WR Ricardo Lockette named in "suspicious incident" on Apr 11 2014, 2:28p
I once walked in on my sister in law while she was naked.
Commented on Colin Kaepernick, Quinton Patton, & Seahawks WR Ricardo Lockette named in "suspicious incident" on Apr 11 2014, 3:01a - 2 replies
I'm sorry. I'm having trouble hearing you from the top of that enormous horse you're sitting on.
Commented on Colin Kaepernick, Quinton Patton, & Seahawks WR Ricardo Lockette named in "suspicious incident" on Apr 10 2014, 10:23p - 1 reply
Yes, but how many are there?
Commented on Colin Kaepernick, Quinton Patton, & Seahawks WR Ricardo Lockette named in "suspicious incident" on Apr 10 2014, 10:14p
A newt!?
Commented on Colin Kaepernick, Quinton Patton, & Seahawks WR Ricardo Lockette named in "suspicious incident" on Apr 10 2014, 5:54p - 1 reply
Russell shook hands with Kaep after the NCCG
Commented on Colin Kaepernick, Quinton Patton, & Seahawks WR Ricardo Lockette named in "suspicious incident" on Apr 10 2014, 5:50p - 2 replies
"We don't take kindly to your type round these parts."
Commented on Miami PD police report involves Colin Kaepernick, Quinton Patton, Ricardo Lockette on Apr 10 2014, 4:41p - 1 reply
That's pretty petty.
Commented on Colin Kaepernick, Quinton Patton, & Seahawks WR Ricardo Lockette named in "suspicious incident" on Apr 10 2014, 4:30p - 6 replies
I'm pretty sure the only Niner Sherman hates is Crabtree. And Harbaugh.
Commented on Miami PD police report involves Colin Kaepernick, Quinton Patton, Ricardo Lockette on Apr 10 2014, 3:21p - 1 reply
I second that motion.
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Thursday on Apr 10 2014, 3:03p
So is Kaep going to suspended for using pot?
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Thursday on Apr 10 2014, 3:01p - 1 reply
It's not always easy to tell with them.
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Thursday on Apr 10 2014, 1:46p - 2 replies
Big deal.
Commented on Colin Kaepernick being investigated for 'suspicious incident' on Apr 10 2014, 12:59p
I just hope the victim wasn't Sammy.
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Thursday on Apr 10 2014, 12:44p
On the one hand, TMZ is a parasite on society that the world would be better off without.
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Thursday on Apr 10 2014, 12:29p
For me, it's hard to get excited.
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Wednesday on Apr 9 2014, 11:55a
I'm not a wrestling fan, but what's with all these nimrods saying the fans think it's real?
Commented on Undertaker loses, WrestleMania fans can't believe it on Apr 7 2014, 6:43p
Tim Lynch is a joke and he runs one of the worst NFL blogs on sb nation.
Commented on Undertaker loses, WrestleMania fans can't believe it on Apr 7 2014, 6:39p - 1 reply
Yeah, I'm sure drawing a logo is literally the only thing he's done the whole offseason.
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Monday on Apr 7 2014, 2:10p - 1 reply
What are you getting on me for?
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Saturday on Apr 5 2014, 8:50p
I still maintain that that play was designed.
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Saturday on Apr 5 2014, 8:00p - 1 reply
Well you are the loser.
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Saturday on Apr 5 2014, 7:58p - 1 reply
The Patriots have won more than ten games every year for a decade. If that's not a champion level, I don't know what is.
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Saturday on Apr 5 2014, 7:55p
Do you think Russell speaks in cliches in his everyday conversations?
Commented on Russell Wilson interviewed at Rangers game on Apr 5 2014, 7:42p
He was speaking in his position as a Ranger, not a Seahawk. Different rules and expectations.
Commented on Russell Wilson interviewed at Rangers game on Apr 5 2014, 7:38p - 1 reply
That was a great game.
Commented on A bunch of Pete Carroll gifs on Apr 4 2014, 8:05p - 1 reply
Maybe I should get one of those suitcase phones everyone's talking about.
Commented on Pete Carroll agrees to contract extension, per report; press conference scheduled for Friday on Apr 4 2014, 5:12p
Or because you're egotist owner doesn't want to share credit.
Commented on Pete Carroll's improbable first 4 seasons: Inherited empty roster, Seahawks were 30th in DVOA in 2010 on Apr 4 2014, 3:04p
You're right.
Commented on Pete Carroll's improbable first 4 seasons: Inherited empty roster, Seahawks were 30th in DVOA in 2010 on Apr 4 2014, 2:31p - 1 reply
Nobody ever calls me so that's one problem I've never had to deal with.
Commented on Pete Carroll agrees to contract extension, per report; press conference scheduled for Friday on Apr 4 2014, 2:30p - 1 reply
This guy is constantly being made a fool by the Seahawks.
Commented on Pete Carroll agrees to contract extension, per report; press conference scheduled for Friday on Apr 4 2014, 2:27p - 1 reply
Really?
Commented on Pete Carroll's improbable first 4 seasons: Inherited empty roster, Seahawks were 30th in DVOA in 2010 on Apr 4 2014, 2:24p - 1 reply
I love that pic of TJack playing in the Owl.
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Friday on Apr 4 2014, 11:24a - 1 reply
Then you have drivesoldrigs, the sixtysomething year old ten year old with such an obsession for the "hocks"(he thinks this spelling is somehow clever) that he goes out of his way to insult us on articles that don't even mention Seattle.
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Friday on Apr 4 2014, 11:21a - 1 reply
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