Sharkvs3

An Enemy Spy

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It amazes me what people are willing to forgive/ignore so long as the person being judged is talented.
Commented on Between Meh And Immortality: The Story Of How The Hawks Own A Niner on Apr 23 2014, 3:55p
That is every day on Youtube.
Commented on Between Meh And Immortality: The Story Of How The Hawks Own A Niner on Apr 23 2014, 3:21p
Take your meds.
Commented on 49ers 2014 Schedule on Apr 23 2014, 2:15p - 2 replies
I bet I could post this on NN and nobody would know it was a joke.
Commented on Between Meh And Immortality: The Story Of How The Hawks Own A Niner on Apr 23 2014, 2:06p - 1 reply
Pfft.
Commented on Between Meh And Immortality: The Story Of How The Hawks Own A Niner on Apr 23 2014, 1:53p - 1 reply
The layout doesn't set until after you click the first tile.
Commented on No indication of a position switch for Pryor on Apr 22 2014, 7:10p - 1 reply
Fine
Commented on No indication of a position switch for Pryor on Apr 22 2014, 6:31p
That's not even possible.
Commented on No indication of a position switch for Pryor on Apr 22 2014, 6:30p - 2 replies
You used a y instead of an i.
Commented on Seahawks "have made considerable progress" on Richard Sherman contract on Apr 22 2014, 6:29p - 2 replies
Wilson >>>>>>>> Pryor >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Elderly woman in a wheelchair>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Snake>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tebow.
Commented on No indication of a position switch for Pryor on Apr 22 2014, 4:53p - 1 reply
I don't think even they are THAT ignorant.
Commented on Terrelle Pryor traded to Seahawks on Apr 22 2014, 4:39p - 1 reply
As a Seatle fan I think Green Bay is a better choice for Opening Day.
Commented on 49ers 2014 Schedule on Apr 22 2014, 3:42p - 2 replies
"He's human (not black)"
Commented on No indication of a position switch for Pryor on Apr 22 2014, 2:30p - 1 reply
Who do you think Ruskell would have taken instead of Earl?
Commented on Pick or player: 10 notable NFL trades of players for draft picks on Apr 22 2014, 2:26p - 2 replies
I'd much rather be Mr. Irrelevent than the guy picked right before him.
Commented on Terrelle Pryor traded to Seahawks on Apr 22 2014, 12:51p
I think that's the closest to wit you've ever come.
Commented on Terrelle Pryor traded to Seahawks, 49ers reportedly were in the mix on Apr 22 2014, 12:45p - 1 reply
He alone has done more against the Steelers than the Seahawks have in 8 years.
Commented on Terrelle Pryor traded to Seahawks on Apr 22 2014, 3:16a - 1 reply
"I can do it! I can make that pass!"
Commented on Terrelle Pryor traded to Seahawks on Apr 22 2014, 3:12a
The Cowboys are nothing to me.
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Educational links for Monday on Apr 21 2014, 1:04p
Bennett got by #79 like he wasn't even trying.
Commented on Reloaded: The Seahawks front seven cannot be stopped on Apr 21 2014, 12:57p
Raiders!
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Educational links for Monday on Apr 21 2014, 12:51p - 2 replies
I wouldn't be shocked if it's the Packers.
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Educational links for Monday on Apr 21 2014, 12:33p - 2 replies
These aren't even the Seahawk's colors.
Commented on 49ers fans get pissy about BART Seahawks-esque color scheme on Apr 21 2014, 10:05a
So now nothing in San Fran can be colored blue and green?
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Educational links for Saturday on Apr 19 2014, 11:15a - 2 replies
A thug is someone who talks trash during football games, plays for the Seahawks, and is named Richard Sherman.
Commented on Colin Kaepernick contract negotiations tabled until investigation wraps, according to report on Apr 18 2014, 6:28p
That's just revisionist history.
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Educational links for Friday on Apr 18 2014, 5:05p - 1 reply
Made them all up myself.
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Educational links for Friday on Apr 18 2014, 1:18p - 2 replies
Russell Wilson doesn't stay up late after bedtime.
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Educational links for Friday on Apr 18 2014, 12:58p - 4 replies
I think it's because the offense gets to control the flow of the drive, while the defense has to be on their toes at all times.
Commented on So you think you're advanced: A (fun) breakdown of what DVOA is and how it's calculated on Apr 18 2014, 12:16a - 1 reply
I'm not a hockey fan but my default favorite team is the Sharks because that's my favorite animal.
Commented on Michael Crabtree getting in the mood for San Jose Sharks playoff hockey on Apr 18 2014, 12:12a - 2 replies
And the best postseason defense too!
Commented on So you think you're advanced: A (fun) breakdown of what DVOA is and how it's calculated on Apr 17 2014, 3:38p
Bryan Walters is like the guy in your tag football game that nobody actually wants on your team.
Commented on Sidney Rice re-signs with Seahawks on one-year deal, per report on Apr 17 2014, 12:11p
That Oline is the polar opposite of the one in the Cardinal gif.
Commented on Sidney Rice re-signs with Seahawks on one-year deal, per report on Apr 17 2014, 12:09p
And fifty two other guys.
Commented on Sidney Rice re-signs with Seahawks on one-year deal, per report on Apr 17 2014, 12:07p
If you're referring to the time he said "Oh shit!", that was definitely Wilson.
Commented on Sidney Rice re-signs with Seahawks on one-year deal, per report on Apr 17 2014, 12:01p
I don't remember that at all.
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Wednesday on Apr 16 2014, 6:33p - 1 reply
I didn't have a clue what DVOA was supposed to be.
Commented on So you think you're advanced: A (fun) breakdown of what DVOA is and how it's calculated on Apr 16 2014, 4:17p
How do we know this is a man.
Commented on Reloaded: The read option is dead, long live the read option on Apr 16 2014, 2:14p - 1 reply
One of these days I'm going to find a prospective employer who says that line and then dumps in the trash right in front of me.
Commented on So you think you're advanced: A (fun) breakdown of what DVOA is and how it's calculated on Apr 16 2014, 12:54p - 1 reply
That Raiders touchdown was just awful awful tackling by #36.
Commented on Reloaded: The read option is dead, long live the read option on Apr 16 2014, 12:48p
Go after that star punter. He'll be gone before the fourth round.
Commented on Reloaded: The read option is dead, long live the read option on Apr 16 2014, 12:42p
You're a little touchy, aren't you?
Commented on Some think 49ers will not pick up Aldon Smith option...I disagree on Apr 16 2014, 12:01p
I thought Superbowl wins were the only one that matters?
Commented on So you think you're advanced: A (fun) breakdown of what DVOA is and how it's calculated on Apr 16 2014, 11:21a - 1 reply
Better you than the Niners.
Commented on Arizona Cardinals contenders for NFC West title after 'splashy' offseason moves on Apr 16 2014, 10:46a - 1 reply
My son will be named Morgoth.
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Tuesday on Apr 15 2014, 9:02p - 2 replies
I just figured out that joke.
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Tuesday on Apr 15 2014, 9:01p
No, I compared it to staying at the top of the slide.
Commented on Can the Seahawks get better? on Apr 15 2014, 8:41p
When in doubt, blame it on the Seahawks, right?
Commented on Some think 49ers will not pick up Aldon Smith option...I disagree on Apr 15 2014, 5:22p - 1 reply
Or we could be the pathetic kid who freezes at the top of the slide.
Commented on Can the Seahawks get better? on Apr 15 2014, 4:09p - 1 reply
I think I saw one of those swimming in a pond the other day.
Commented on Can the Seahawks get better? on Apr 15 2014, 4:07p
for Won't recover from loss of Paul McQuistan
Voted on Apr 15 2014, 4:03p
Mildred is an objectively awful name.
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Tuesday on Apr 15 2014, 4:01p - 2 replies
I'm pretty sure the Saints have the same number of gold colored helmets.
Commented on Aldon Smith arrested at LAX for false report of a bomb on Apr 15 2014, 3:59p
My actual name is Shadowstar Salami.
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Tuesday on Apr 15 2014, 3:56p - 1 reply
Why do you care?
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Tuesday on Apr 15 2014, 3:35p - 1 reply
Rich folks can't get no justice.
Commented on St. Louis Rams: Last in the West...Last in Arrests! on Apr 15 2014, 1:06p
All they can talk about over there is us.
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Tuesday on Apr 15 2014, 12:01p - 1 reply
Are you the female version of Eddie Vedder?
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Monday on Apr 15 2014, 1:44a - 1 reply
Infinite.
Commented on NFL injuries: QBs are more at risk of being benched than they are of getting hurt on Apr 14 2014, 4:20p
I'm guessing you just have to give it the "alternate universe" treatment to not be sucked out of the film.
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Monday on Apr 14 2014, 4:18p
I can't get over the fact that they gave the Seahawks the #1 pick. That is literally as far from reality as it gets.
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Monday on Apr 14 2014, 4:01p - 2 replies
I know lots of cops.
Commented on Video of what appears to be Aldon Smith getting arrested, saying he's done nothing wrong on Apr 14 2014, 3:30p
I love the blatant homerism of Niners Nation.
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Monday on Apr 14 2014, 9:54a - 2 replies
Yeahg, because sooo many Seahawk players are in jail right now.
Commented on Aldon Smith booked on charge of false report of a bomb threat on Apr 14 2014, 9:43a
Can anyone remind me what team won the Superbowl?
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Sunday on Apr 13 2014, 12:50p - 3 replies
Was there already a JetCityWoman?
Commented on Coffee & Cigarettes: Seahawks links for Saturday on Apr 13 2014, 12:40p
I was expecting something horrific.
Commented on Colin Kaepernick, Quinton Patton, & Seahawks WR Ricardo Lockette named in "suspicious incident" on Apr 11 2014, 7:43p
I'm pretty sure Mark Sanchez is one.
Commented on Colin Kaepernick, Quinton Patton, & Seahawks WR Ricardo Lockette named in "suspicious incident" on Apr 11 2014, 5:23p
People have been saying that since caveman times.
Commented on Colin Kaepernick, Quinton Patton, & Seahawks WR Ricardo Lockette named in "suspicious incident" on Apr 11 2014, 5:22p - 1 reply
It's easy to be a good guy when nobody will sleep with you.
Commented on Colin Kaepernick, Quinton Patton, & Seahawks WR Ricardo Lockette named in "suspicious incident" on Apr 11 2014, 2:28p
I once walked in on my sister in law while she was naked.
Commented on Colin Kaepernick, Quinton Patton, & Seahawks WR Ricardo Lockette named in "suspicious incident" on Apr 11 2014, 3:01a - 2 replies
I'm sorry. I'm having trouble hearing you from the top of that enormous horse you're sitting on.
Commented on Colin Kaepernick, Quinton Patton, & Seahawks WR Ricardo Lockette named in "suspicious incident" on Apr 10 2014, 10:23p - 1 reply
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