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Ancient Chinese Secret

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Recent Activity
Doesn't seem to be working for us.
Commented on DABO SWINNEY DEFENDS THE LOWLY PLANETOID on Jul 22 2014, 1:37p
"Mickey's Malt Liquor, Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Tolerate Charlie Weis"
Commented on DABO SWINNEY DEFENDS THE LOWLY PLANETOID on Jul 22 2014, 1:36p
I think that's an Iowa/Sparty bar in Lincoln Park.
Commented on DABO SWINNEY DEFENDS THE LOWLY PLANETOID on Jul 22 2014, 12:44p - 2 replies
Art Vandelay
Commented on DABO SWINNEY DEFENDS THE LOWLY PLANETOID on Jul 22 2014, 12:34p
Yep, Southern Cal would be fucked.
Commented on DABO SWINNEY DEFENDS THE LOWLY PLANETOID on Jul 22 2014, 12:34p - 1 reply
Pluto is warmer, brighter, and more economically robust than South Bend.
Commented on DABO SWINNEY DEFENDS THE LOWLY PLANETOID on Jul 22 2014, 12:20p
But Mizzou is oh so vurrah suthun.
Commented on Lunch Thread on Jul 22 2014, 12:19p - 1 reply
The truth.
Commented on Lunch Thread on Jul 22 2014, 12:18p
Sure it does.
Commented on Lunch Thread on Jul 22 2014, 11:56a - 4 replies
No Subject
Commented on Lunch Thread on Jul 22 2014, 11:52a
That's Mr. Jefferson's Velocidrome to you.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL PACKS LIGHTLY on Jul 22 2014, 11:18a - 1 reply
And one of them might even be close to bowl-eligible by then!
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL PACKS LIGHTLY on Jul 22 2014, 11:17a
(Except for Noble Opponent Temple, who tried very hard and almost beat Fordham)
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL PACKS LIGHTLY on Jul 22 2014, 11:03a - 1 reply
None.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL PACKS LIGHTLY on Jul 22 2014, 10:58a - 1 reply
Well that sounds like fun.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL PACKS LIGHTLY on Jul 22 2014, 10:46a
Well yes but you see the Kanerbros *deserve* that for the decades they spent without Blackhawks games on TV
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL PACKS LIGHTLY on Jul 22 2014, 10:42a - 1 reply
No one can defeat the Quad-Staal.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL PACKS LIGHTLY on Jul 22 2014, 10:41a
Well, the Blues will be on about once a month.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL PACKS LIGHTLY on Jul 22 2014, 10:39a
Monday: Penguins vs. Flyers
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL PACKS LIGHTLY on Jul 22 2014, 10:33a - 1 reply
/gets in bus
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL PACKS LIGHTLY on Jul 22 2014, 10:19a - 1 reply
Flurda got all the way up to #3, I think.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL PACKS LIGHTLY on Jul 22 2014, 10:18a - 2 replies
$2,000 if it's international travel requiring a passport.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL PACKS LIGHTLY on Jul 22 2014, 9:52a - 2 replies
Upon seeing that picture, I realized that I don't believe that Will Muschamp could successfully get himself on a commercial flight.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL PACKS LIGHTLY on Jul 22 2014, 9:50a - 2 replies
/aggy claims victory over cement wall
Commented on ALABAMA SACKS ZACH METTENBERGER ONE MORE TIME on Jul 21 2014, 10:49p
"Let's get the fuck out of this redneck shithole."
Commented on ALABAMA SACKS ZACH METTENBERGER ONE MORE TIME on Jul 21 2014, 10:26p - 1 reply
/loses to wisconsin 84-0
Commented on ALABAMA SACKS ZACH METTENBERGER ONE MORE TIME on Jul 21 2014, 10:25p - 1 reply
We regret to inform you that Southern Slave Port Community College closed due to lack of funds.
Commented on ALABAMA SACKS ZACH METTENBERGER ONE MORE TIME on Jul 21 2014, 10:15p - 1 reply
WOO BEIGE 'EM!
Commented on ALABAMA SACKS ZACH METTENBERGER ONE MORE TIME on Jul 21 2014, 10:11p - 1 reply
Ah yes, the ol' VANDY DONE CANCELLED ON US AND WE COULD ONLY FIND FLORIDA BARBER COLLEGE TO REPLACE THEM.
Commented on ALABAMA SACKS ZACH METTENBERGER ONE MORE TIME on Jul 21 2014, 10:09p - 4 replies
Section I(A): Surmisingments
Commented on ALABAMA SACKS ZACH METTENBERGER ONE MORE TIME on Jul 21 2014, 9:56p - 3 replies
GLORY TO POPCORN
Commented on ALABAMA SACKS ZACH METTENBERGER ONE MORE TIME on Jul 21 2014, 9:55p - 1 reply
That's what the taxis are for.
Commented on ALABAMA SACKS ZACH METTENBERGER ONE MORE TIME on Jul 21 2014, 9:54p
"Hey, Urbz? I bought you and your family tickets for a month-long stay at an all-inclusive resort
Commented on ALABAMA SACKS ZACH METTENBERGER ONE MORE TIME on Jul 21 2014, 9:50p - 1 reply
MIAMI (OH) -77 ON TURNOVERS THEY WILL IMPROVE AND 10 OF MY 12 POWER RNKGNS CALL FOR UNDEFEATED SEASON!
Commented on ALABAMA SACKS ZACH METTENBERGER ONE MORE TIME on Jul 21 2014, 9:43p
LST YR ND WAS -437 VARP BUT I FEEL A BIG YR COMING THEM
Commented on ALABAMA SACKS ZACH METTENBERGER ONE MORE TIME on Jul 21 2014, 9:39p - 2 replies
I used to buy Phil Steele.
Commented on ALABAMA SACKS ZACH METTENBERGER ONE MORE TIME on Jul 21 2014, 9:38p
200X Hawaii was indeed a steaming pile of clownfraud.
Commented on ALABAMA SACKS ZACH METTENBERGER ONE MORE TIME on Jul 21 2014, 9:31p
Oh lordy, Oregon.
Commented on ALABAMA SACKS ZACH METTENBERGER ONE MORE TIME on Jul 21 2014, 9:30p - 2 replies
George Gipp was paid in hooch and vouchers to houses of ill repute.
Commented on ALABAMA SACKS ZACH METTENBERGER ONE MORE TIME on Jul 21 2014, 7:14p - 1 reply
A pay-for-play scandal at Southern Cal?
Commented on ALABAMA SACKS ZACH METTENBERGER ONE MORE TIME on Jul 21 2014, 6:57p - 2 replies
Wisconsin would like to point out that Carson City Community College finished third in the Wasteland Conference last year.
Commented on ALABAMA SACKS ZACH METTENBERGER ONE MORE TIME on Jul 21 2014, 6:51p - 1 reply
Would watch.
Commented on IF YOU BUILD IT, THEY WILL COME on Jul 21 2014, 5:15p
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Commented on IF YOU BUILD IT, THEY WILL COME on Jul 21 2014, 5:15p - 2 replies
Also cannot feature actual basketball.
Commented on IF YOU BUILD IT, THEY WILL COME on Jul 21 2014, 5:07p - 1 reply
#ROSEBOWL invites Poopwind regardless of record.
Commented on IF YOU BUILD IT, THEY WILL COME on Jul 21 2014, 4:59p - 3 replies
GLORY TO CORNPUTER.
Commented on IF YOU BUILD IT, THEY WILL COME on Jul 21 2014, 4:53p
Well, you have to con people into going to Ames somehow.
Commented on IF YOU BUILD IT, THEY WILL COME on Jul 21 2014, 4:46p
When I was in high school, one asploded about a mile and a half west of my house.
Commented on IF YOU BUILD IT, THEY WILL COME on Jul 21 2014, 4:34p - 1 reply
Gigantic diploma mill in a frozen, medium-sized Midwestern town belching bullshit and excuses into the leaden skies.
Commented on IF YOU BUILD IT, THEY WILL COME on Jul 21 2014, 4:32p - 1 reply
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Commented on IF YOU BUILD IT, THEY WILL COME on Jul 21 2014, 3:58p
Oh you mean Grundleford Lane Cottage?
Commented on IF YOU BUILD IT, THEY WILL COME on Jul 21 2014, 3:51p
Exclusive photograph of Boston College's ambitious stadium expansion project:
Commented on IF YOU BUILD IT, THEY WILL COME on Jul 21 2014, 3:31p - 3 replies
KENTUCKY IS SIDEWAYS INDIANA AND SHOULD JOIN THE B1G SO THEIR FANS CAN WEAR RATTY SWEATSHIRTS TO FOOTBALL GAMES LIKE THEY REALLY WANT TO.
Commented on A MOMENT OF REVERIE FOR BOBBY PETRINO on Jul 21 2014, 3:05p - 1 reply
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICE.
Commented on A MOMENT OF REVERIE FOR BOBBY PETRINO on Jul 21 2014, 2:53p - 1 reply
/greetingsclanga
Commented on A MOMENT OF REVERIE FOR BOBBY PETRINO on Jul 21 2014, 2:43p
For what it's worth
Commented on A MOMENT OF REVERIE FOR BOBBY PETRINO on Jul 21 2014, 2:34p - 1 reply
No.
Commented on A MOMENT OF REVERIE FOR BOBBY PETRINO on Jul 21 2014, 2:30p
ChorniclesBro sent him an email, but he couldn't understand it.
Commented on A MOMENT OF REVERIE FOR BOBBY PETRINO on Jul 21 2014, 2:23p
Dat was me.
Commented on A MOMENT OF REVERIE FOR BOBBY PETRINO on Jul 21 2014, 2:23p - 3 replies
None.
Commented on A MOMENT OF REVERIE FOR BOBBY PETRINO on Jul 21 2014, 2:14p - 1 reply
2/10 lost to Buttgers.
Commented on A MOMENT OF REVERIE FOR BOBBY PETRINO on Jul 21 2014, 2:09p
I don't understand the young people these days.
Commented on A MOMENT OF REVERIE FOR BOBBY PETRINO on Jul 21 2014, 2:08p - 1 reply
HA HO I TELL YA WHAT
Commented on A MOMENT OF REVERIE FOR BOBBY PETRINO on Jul 21 2014, 2:08p - 1 reply
I can sympathize with that.
Commented on A MOMENT OF REVERIE FOR BOBBY PETRINO on Jul 21 2014, 1:54p
Johnelle himself is an emergency.
Commented on A MOMENT OF REVERIE FOR BOBBY PETRINO on Jul 21 2014, 1:50p - 1 reply
The quarterback that will lead Head Coach Tommy Rees to five straight national championships likely has not been born yet.
Commented on A MOMENT OF REVERIE FOR BOBBY PETRINO on Jul 21 2014, 1:49p - 1 reply
Bobby Petrino is Evil Houston Nutt.
Commented on A MOMENT OF REVERIE FOR BOBBY PETRINO on Jul 21 2014, 1:26p - 3 replies
No, but their crust is delicious.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL HAS POETRY on Jul 21 2014, 12:57p - 2 replies
Barnaby's > Bruno's > Rocco's
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL HAS POETRY on Jul 21 2014, 12:55p - 2 replies
No, because air conditioning is unmansome.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL HAS POETRY on Jul 21 2014, 12:11p
The grundle, the taint, the fleshy fun-bridge.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL HAS POETRY on Jul 21 2014, 12:11p - 3 replies
They do try.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL HAS POETRY on Jul 21 2014, 12:08p
URBZ 2 ND MUST CREDIT ACS
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL HAS POETRY on Jul 21 2014, 11:45a
BARBARA SEE IF THE FACSIMILE HAS FINISHED PRINTING MY RECRUITING REPORT.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL HAS POETRY on Jul 21 2014, 11:45a - 1 reply
That second sentence is not a question.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL HAS POETRY on Jul 21 2014, 11:45a - 1 reply
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