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Ancient Chinese Secret

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It's CHURDISHUN at this point.
Commented on LET'S LEARN ABOUT THE BIG TEN IN 1985! on Jul 31 2014, 12:19p
I skinned my knees just looking at that astroturf.
Commented on LET'S LEARN ABOUT THE BIG TEN IN 1985! on Jul 31 2014, 12:14p - 2 replies
No Subject
Commented on LET'S LEARN ABOUT THE BIG TEN IN 1985! on Jul 31 2014, 12:13p - 1 reply
How hot are the takes?
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL OH SHIT BEES on Jul 31 2014, 12:06p
A mother just called me to complain about a deposition subpoena her daughter received, despite multiple phone calls from me stating that said deposition subpoena was on the way.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL OH SHIT BEES on Jul 31 2014, 11:54a - 2 replies
Where's the victorious 12-seed tiny liberal arts college from North Carolina?
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL OH SHIT BEES on Jul 31 2014, 11:52a
LET THE PEOPLE SEE MY WORK
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL OH SHIT BEES on Jul 31 2014, 11:38a
CORN EXCHANGES CORN FOR CURRENCY, WHICH IS THEN EXCHANGED FOR TICKETS, WHICH ARE IN TURN USED TO SERVE CORN
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL OH SHIT BEES on Jul 31 2014, 11:34a
We're quite mad, you know.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL OH SHIT BEES on Jul 31 2014, 11:32a - 3 replies
I'm just saying that the wailing despair doesn't seem to apply to the team that wins, despite the fact that it has the same athletic director, who is apparently Satan incarnate.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL OH SHIT BEES on Jul 31 2014, 11:16a - 2 replies
As dead as traditional values.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL OH SHIT BEES on Jul 31 2014, 11:10a - 1 reply
Convenient.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL OH SHIT BEES on Jul 31 2014, 11:10a - 1 reply
Half-dead would be a stunning success.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL OH SHIT BEES on Jul 31 2014, 11:06a - 3 replies
What?
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL OH SHIT BEES on Jul 31 2014, 11:03a
No, I'm protesting him.*
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL OH SHIT BEES on Jul 31 2014, 11:02a - 3 replies
Michigan?
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL OH SHIT BEES on Jul 31 2014, 10:58a - 3 replies
The brief will be written in Chorniclese
Commented on IT'S COME TO THIS: A CORGI'S PRESEASON TOP 25 on Jul 30 2014, 11:00p - 2 replies
wut is factum
Commented on IT'S COME TO THIS: A CORGI'S PRESEASON TOP 25 on Jul 30 2014, 10:58p - 2 replies
Immoral.
Commented on IT'S COME TO THIS: A CORGI'S PRESEASON TOP 25 on Jul 30 2014, 10:44p
Chorniclesbro is a high school sophomore trying to sound formal and intellectual,
Commented on IT'S COME TO THIS: A CORGI'S PRESEASON TOP 25 on Jul 30 2014, 10:43p - 2 replies
So I'm in the middle of writing a brief for the 7th Circuit.
Commented on IT'S COME TO THIS: A CORGI'S PRESEASON TOP 25 on Jul 30 2014, 10:35p - 6 replies
And that's why I root for, er, support them.
Commented on IT'S COME TO THIS: A CORGI'S PRESEASON TOP 25 on Jul 30 2014, 6:15p - 1 reply
ole miss
Commented on IT'S COME TO THIS: A CORGI'S PRESEASON TOP 25 on Jul 30 2014, 5:40p - 1 reply
The expression on Holly's face in the picture with the horse is the expression you have when your center mis-snaps the ball on the first drive of the game.
Commented on IT'S COME TO THIS: A CORGI'S PRESEASON TOP 25 on Jul 30 2014, 5:32p - 3 replies
Spiderman!
Commented on PUNT on Jul 30 2014, 3:45p - 1 reply
Yabut the Sparties are dragging our average down.
Commented on HITTING THEM WHERE IT HURTS: BRINGING ORDER BACK TO COLLEGE FOOTBALL on Jul 30 2014, 3:43p - 2 replies
This job has made me a much more patient man.
Commented on HITTING THEM WHERE IT HURTS: BRINGING ORDER BACK TO COLLEGE FOOTBALL on Jul 30 2014, 3:28p
Client appointment scheduled for 11:30 a.m.
Commented on HITTING THEM WHERE IT HURTS: BRINGING ORDER BACK TO COLLEGE FOOTBALL on Jul 30 2014, 3:22p - 1 reply
Night games hurt my moral center.
Commented on HITTING THEM WHERE IT HURTS: BRINGING ORDER BACK TO COLLEGE FOOTBALL on Jul 30 2014, 3:07p
AH DON'T LIKE THEM GREEN THINGS LIKE THE AVOGADRO RANCH.
Commented on HITTING THEM WHERE IT HURTS: BRINGING ORDER BACK TO COLLEGE FOOTBALL on Jul 30 2014, 2:41p - 3 replies
Trbl matchups, trbl announcers.
Commented on HITTING THEM WHERE IT HURTS: BRINGING ORDER BACK TO COLLEGE FOOTBALL on Jul 30 2014, 2:40p - 1 reply
Our rotation is pretty much Box O' Wires and Inanimate Carbon Rod at this point, so I'll take it.
Commented on HITTING THEM WHERE IT HURTS: BRINGING ORDER BACK TO COLLEGE FOOTBALL on Jul 30 2014, 2:32p - 4 replies
CBS PRESENTS: THE JETS
Commented on HITTING THEM WHERE IT HURTS: BRINGING ORDER BACK TO COLLEGE FOOTBALL on Jul 30 2014, 2:30p - 2 replies
Blow some lines off Rodger Goodell's desk.
Commented on HITTING THEM WHERE IT HURTS: BRINGING ORDER BACK TO COLLEGE FOOTBALL on Jul 30 2014, 2:29p
Indiana cooking show?
Commented on HITTING THEM WHERE IT HURTS: BRINGING ORDER BACK TO COLLEGE FOOTBALL on Jul 30 2014, 2:18p - 2 replies
Fielding Yost?
Commented on HITTING THEM WHERE IT HURTS: BRINGING ORDER BACK TO COLLEGE FOOTBALL on Jul 30 2014, 2:01p
What is a Dragonriders of Perm?
Commented on HITTING THEM WHERE IT HURTS: BRINGING ORDER BACK TO COLLEGE FOOTBALL on Jul 30 2014, 1:47p - 1 reply
You have a standing invitation to be my client any time.
Commented on HITTING THEM WHERE IT HURTS: BRINGING ORDER BACK TO COLLEGE FOOTBALL on Jul 30 2014, 1:37p - 3 replies
YAY I'M NORMAL
Commented on HITTING THEM WHERE IT HURTS: BRINGING ORDER BACK TO COLLEGE FOOTBALL on Jul 30 2014, 1:29p - 3 replies
Alas, a bizarre mishmash of 18-century dress uniforms from the British Isles doesn't really bring out my eyes.
Commented on HITTING THEM WHERE IT HURTS: BRINGING ORDER BACK TO COLLEGE FOOTBALL on Jul 30 2014, 1:29p - 1 reply
I keed.
Commented on HITTING THEM WHERE IT HURTS: BRINGING ORDER BACK TO COLLEGE FOOTBALL on Jul 30 2014, 1:19p
I hate you, bevon.
Commented on HITTING THEM WHERE IT HURTS: BRINGING ORDER BACK TO COLLEGE FOOTBALL on Jul 30 2014, 1:14p - 1 reply
MEANWHILE IN 2004
Commented on HITTING THEM WHERE IT HURTS: BRINGING ORDER BACK TO COLLEGE FOOTBALL on Jul 30 2014, 1:13p
That's not in his contract
Commented on HITTING THEM WHERE IT HURTS: BRINGING ORDER BACK TO COLLEGE FOOTBALL on Jul 30 2014, 1:12p
/every bank in the country preemptively denies georgia's loan application
Commented on HITTING THEM WHERE IT HURTS: BRINGING ORDER BACK TO COLLEGE FOOTBALL on Jul 30 2014, 12:49p - 1 reply
36 holes a day?
Commented on Image Fanshot on Jul 30 2014, 12:39p
Well, at least the former Southern Cal fans will feel right at home.
Commented on Image Fanshot on Jul 30 2014, 12:25p - 6 replies
Gesundheit.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL HITS THE BAR on Jul 30 2014, 11:25a
This is true.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL HITS THE BAR on Jul 30 2014, 11:16a - 4 replies
Can you blame a kid for wanting to go somewhere where 9-4 is a wildly successful season?
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL HITS THE BAR on Jul 30 2014, 11:13a - 1 reply
Cook was immediately taken to the university medical center, where doctors determined that the blackout was the highest neural activity ever recorded in a Michigan State student.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL HITS THE BAR on Jul 30 2014, 11:00a - 2 replies
I think we're done here.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL HITS THE BAR on Jul 30 2014, 10:58a - 1 reply
Bah.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL HITS THE BAR on Jul 30 2014, 10:46a
ExamSoft crashed because it was so upset about changes to the Irish Guard.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL HITS THE BAR on Jul 30 2014, 10:39a - 2 replies
Little-known fact:
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL HITS THE BAR on Jul 30 2014, 10:33a - 4 replies
Our kroots look awfully skinny.
Commented on Tuesday on Jul 29 2014, 11:55p
Agreeance.
Commented on Tuesday on Jul 29 2014, 11:54p
I'm going to allow this.
Commented on Tuesday on Jul 29 2014, 11:52p - 1 reply
Who's TIARA?
Commented on Tuesday on Jul 29 2014, 11:41p - 2 replies
Your answers are stored on your computer, though, right?
Commented on Tuesday on Jul 29 2014, 11:40p
Yes, but did you know that the Irish Guard are credited with the invention of paper, the compass, and gunpowder?
Commented on Tuesday on Jul 29 2014, 11:36p
5.8, which is, unfortunately, below the passing score of 6.2
Commented on Tuesday on Jul 29 2014, 11:32p - 1 reply
I bribed the proctors, you shot 'em.
Commented on Tuesday on Jul 29 2014, 11:29p
Yep.
Commented on Tuesday on Jul 29 2014, 11:28p - 4 replies
Well fine.
Commented on Tuesday on Jul 29 2014, 11:27p - 2 replies
I thought that humans were supposed to figure out that they can't pass through other solid objects, like, in the first year of life.
Commented on Tuesday on Jul 29 2014, 11:25p - 1 reply
It's ok, because said gentleman was wearing a Mangino-style, and size, velour tracksuit
Commented on Tuesday on Jul 29 2014, 11:24p - 1 reply
Next up:
Commented on Tuesday on Jul 29 2014, 11:23p
asfdsfsasn;'gjf
Commented on Tuesday on Jul 29 2014, 11:21p
I got sat on this morning :C
Commented on Tuesday on Jul 29 2014, 11:20p - 4 replies
Dylan.
Commented on Tuesday on Jul 29 2014, 11:17p
Just wait for September.
Commented on Tuesday on Jul 29 2014, 11:14p - 1 reply
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