I'm a bleeding heart, blood and guts John McClane-diehard fan of several Toronto sports franchises.

Especially the Leafs, but especially NOT the Argos - who suck. UPDATE: The Ti-Cats are getting better, cancel my prescription.

There are bad teams, but worse are bad fans. Frenemies of the Leafs: go to hell. You aren't fans, you're just wind. Stale, rhetorical wind.

To the good fans: When the team returns to glory, you won't just forget those dark times, you'll say "man, i wish I could forget those times" but you don't because they were important, because that's how we got here. And also you're awesome.

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I'm from Hamilton, Ontario.
I have been to one Leaf game, it was in Toronto and the ticket had Andy Wozniewski's face on it.

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