SB Nation User Blog: Andre Fonseca

Biggest Cub Killer?

Andre Fonseca — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:11:35 -0000

During lunch the other day a self important fan who i will call 'Steve Hagino' was drooling all over Albert Pujols and how great he was. I mentioned that Albert has not been that terrible to the Cubs over the years and that Carlos Zambrano actually has held him to a low batting average.

As a cheap shot to my friend: even though Steve has been a fan for a long time he only recently visited Fenway to see a game. Anyway I digress; this lead to a discussion as to who the biggest Cub Killer was today. The names Fielder, Carlos Lee, Albert Pujols, and Corey Patterson all came into the mix. just kidding about the last one.

I personally thought Carlos Lee probably has the career Cub Killer numbers but that Fielder has the more recently better numbers. So for discussion purposes I am going to define Cub Killer as that guy who puts the dagger in a certain game, who puts the L in the L flag, not necessarily the guy with a statistical advantage but the guy who just terrorizes our already torturedfanbase :-) Vote early and often....

Yes i purposely left off: Milton Bradley and the Gatorade Machine- technically that would be a Cub suicide.

Poll

Who is the Biggest Cub Killer playing now?

Wrigley Field 'Beyond the Ivy' WTTW

Andre Fonseca — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:12:24 -0000

Wrigley Field 'Beyond the Ivy' WTTW

I caught this unintentionally hilarious old school documentary on WTTW before opening day this year. The clip is respectable but the entire episode is full of awesome.
I place it around 92-95 or so. Anyone know how to get a copy of this piece de resistance?!

Cubs vs Star Wars

Andre Fonseca — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:37:05 -0000

I need help completeing this thought (http://twitter.com/TorturedFanBase) from http://twitter.com/nearlynextyear on an off day:

The Cast:

Yoda = Sweet Lou: English not always so great, but great knowledge within is held

Chewbacca= Z or D.Lee: Z has the temper and probably does a better wookie yell, but D.Lee matches better on the height and wingspan

Han Solo= Demp: witty commentary and swinging single dude

R2D2= Gatorade Machine

C3PO= probably the mysterious pitching machine 'the Fuzz'

Ewoks = sorry Theriot and Fonty but you both came from the same planet and you fit the height requirements

Jar-Jar= Carlos Marmol just for the ears

Princess Leia= intrepid investigative reporter Sarah Spain

Lando Carlissian= Milton 'works every time' Bradley

Skywalker = Leaning towards Soto, but could be K Wood after the CLE series

Sam Zell= Jabba the Hutt

Tony La Russa= Count Duku

Darth Vader = Joe Torre

Emporer Palpatine= Bud Selig

Some other notable suggestions from twitter-ville:

Please add your own in the comments.... images welcome :-)

@CubsMagicNumber A better match for Marmol is Nien Nunb: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Nien_Nunb #cubs #starwars

@nearlynextyear I said it once and I'll say it again, Gregg is Tusken Raider. See? http://bit.ly/zPTId http://bit.ly/ctiD0 #cubs #starwars
@ajwalsh08 Sam Zell is Jabba the Hutt.

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Which Cub is going to lose his roster spot to Scales

Andre Fonseca — Fri, 15 May 2009 15:52:18 -0000

With Zambrano and Ramirez on the mend (right? I mean they are coming back eventually) someone is going to have to go bye bye to make room for the great Bobby Scales.

Scales's line so far:

BA OBP SLG

.429	.429	.786

.429

.786

This guy is no slouch and as far as I can tell there is no way Lou will send him down while he is playing so great. He looks like a good 3B/2B but he might be out of luck with SS.

You might say this is a small sample size but you are obviously wrong so there is no real need to discuss this possiblity.

I'd prefer if it was Miles: he hasn't really showed himself to be much more than a servicible 2B and even though the competition might heat up his bat from here on I have not been too impressed. The only problem is that will leave us without a backup SS, so Miles is probably hanging on unless Scales can play a better backup SS (whatever that really means).

Poll

The next winner in the AAA demotion contest is:

Freel

73 votes

Fonty

13 votes

Miles

91 votes

The next pitcher to throw 8 straight balls not named Carlos

74 votes

Bobby 'Ted Williams Watch Out' Scales

23 votes

Other, I'll explain in the comments

6 votes

280 votes | Poll has closed

New BCB User Statistic: KOWZR

Andre Fonseca — Wed, 13 May 2009 17:56:44 -0000

I herby present the Kommentor Zone Rating System for the statistical evaluation of commentors on BCB.

at first blush this stat should be defined as:

[(REC's)+ (DAVR-BLOU)+(SWLs)] / (P+C)

REC's = # of rec's received on posts or comments

DAVR = number of replies to your post/comments

BLOU = number of replies calling you a major ass/requesting you pound sand

SWLs = funny or timely pictures posted

P= # of posts made

C= # of comments made

There should also be some accomodation for comments or stances that are heckled at the time but turn out to be so way correct that you are considered forever awesome (ie: all The Riot and Hoffpauir official athletic supporters).

Possibly including extra points if you start a running gag that sticks- not sure on that abbreviation yet.

Of course there should be a plus/minus system in place to determine our value over replacement level (cubs.com message board comments?) and the Zones could be defined as

newbie
occasional poster
highly flammable
serial posters
I truly have no life outside of BCB

All in all I think this will at least be as valuable to conversation as discussing defensive statistics. Please feel free to heap your praise in the comments below.

Al, if you need help implementing this I can lend some programming help so we can add this to our user pages.

Poll

Is this an awesome idea?

Yes!

22 votes

Hells yes!

24 votes

OMG you are a genius!

56 votes

102 votes | Poll has closed

Good Signs so far for 2009

Andre Fonseca — Tue, 05 May 2009 16:36:18 -0000

Since it seems that disaster and decline and general angst is the name of tha game here lately I thought I would point out some relatively awesome things that are going on:

TheRiot morphing into a Mighty Cajun Power Infielder to go along with Fontenot
Fukudome hitting very well and not getting down on himself after bad strike calls
Some great throws in from the OF from Milton and Soriano- even if their range and jumps are the best at least they are limiting guys from taking an extra base
Some really great plays from Fukey and Reed in the OF- it seems like Gregg should be buying these guys sushi and whatever Reed eats for dinner since they have seriously saved his tail lately
D .Lee so far removing the DP from his name (As Al mentioned) and hitting homers like he is reading all the 'decline' stuff you guys are posting
Micah HoffPower earning his keep at the plate and even flashing a bit of leather in the field (not awesome in the OF but he has looked above avg at times in RF and 1B)
Ramirez keeping the Mr Clutch title- even if TheRiot is trying his best to steal it from him
Ted Lilly with a low low 0.98 WHIP
Sean Marshall maturing nicely: BB are down and Ks are up!
Koyie Hill hitting and throwing baserunners out!
Milton Bradley only getting thrown out of one game

I know it's alot easier to argue about stats, find problems, and get all anxious about Z's hammy but the Cubbies played well against a rather hot Marlins team and a lot of the things generally thought to be major problems (Hill, Hoff, MArshall, Theriot) are actually doing very well so far.

We have our work cut out today against Cy Young, but hopefully the collective psyche of our tortured fan base can exhale. Think positive boys n girls- it is a long season.

Now get your buts down to the ball park, have an Old Style, and go back to having a good time!

Solid proof that D Lee is reclining!

Andre Fonseca — Mon, 04 May 2009 18:38:46 -0000

Solid proof that D Lee is reclining!

Cubs 2009 Calendar in ICS format for your Outlook, phone and online calendars!

Andre Fonseca — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 18:00:02 -0000

Cubs 2009 Calendar in ICS format for your Outlook, phone and online calendars!

Hey fellow VWR attendees.
I created this calendar on my own yesterday, it includes every 2009 Spring Training and Regular Season Game in .ics format.
Unlike the one the Cubs give away in outlook format, this one includes the Promotions, TV and Radio info (all regular season games are on 720 so I left that out).

There are obviously over 200 events on here (you have been warned).

Enjoy-

Hoffpauir looks like he's going to get his shot

Andre Fonseca — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 16:54:33 -0000

Hoffpauir looks like he's going to get his shot

It's sort of hidden in here, but the article says Miles-Fontenot-Hoffpauir could be our 6-4-3 against "tough RHP." Lous quote:
"We'll let them compete," Piniella said of Fontenot and Miles, "but at the same time, when we face a tough right-hander, I can play Miles at short and Fontenot at second. We can put a [left-handed hitting] right fielder in place, we can put [Micah] Hoffpauir at first base and give Lee a breather."

It also says Little Babe Ruth has the cat-bird seat for starting 2B this year.

Help me ID this Mystery Cub

Andre Fonseca — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 15:29:40 -0000

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I have poured through so many web sites trying to ID this LHP. I picked it up at a Wrigley Garage Sale a few years back when they demo'd the Bleachers and it has been hanging in my Cubs shrine since. Based on the uniform it is probably late 70s thru 80s. I just could not find an African American LHP that looks remotely like this guy.

The distinctive pitching style should have set him apart to someone discerning eye and a good memory. The fact that he earned a place on the office wall in Wrigley probably means someone in Cubby Land remembers him!

The way peoples faces get distorted when they are pitching probably doesn't help much.

Any clues? If we decide the negative was flipped and this was actually a RHP then I have to start my search all over again.

I have another pic after the jump- Bring back the Stirrups!

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