So my friend sent me the following transcript of the conversation going on in this photo from LTD here (too bad my friend thought that Nicky was actually Jay, so just pretend for the sake of a good laugh that it is Jay in this photo):

Mo: Things don't look good boys, but as long as we're ahead of Toronto, there's still hope.
Ruu: Mo? um, I don't know how to tell you this, but the Leafs are in last place.
Mo: What?!?!? So Jay wasn't the problem?!?!? I mean, thank god I jumped that sinking ship.
Albe: We're next to last and the Leafs are on a streak.
Ruu: The Leafs are winning games??
Ray: No, but they're not losing, which is huge for them right Mo?
Mo: Enough about the Leafs, okay guys? Now, here's what we need to do. First, we need to stop the puck from going in our net...that's called defense. Leighton, pay attention! This involves you too. You have to stop the puck from going in our net.
Leighton: Stop...the...puck... Mo? Is that what I'm supposed to be doing?
Albe: (muttering) This is bullshit. We suck.
Tim (from the locker room): Hey, that's my line!!!
Jay: No, we don't suck! We're ahead of the Leafs. This is awesome!! I'm on an NHL team that's not last, and I'm playing! HaHA, take that Leafs...TORONTO SUCKS!!!
Mo: That's right Jay, Toronto sucks. That's why I came back here.
Jussi: To spread the sucking?
Tim (locker room): (whining) Stop saying we suck! That's my thing!!!
Jay: (awestruck) I'd follow you anywhere Mo.
Mo: About that Jay...
Albe: (muttering) Total bullshit. Who will I go out for a Bud-Light with? Mo, you suck.
Tim (LR): STOP SAYING THAT!!!
Ray: Wait, HE gets to leave?
Jay: No! Mo! Tell me I'm not traded! I'm going to Albany, right?? Why is Andrew smiling??? This isn't good, the guy hates me! He swapped my Guinness for donkey-piss. If he's happy, then that means...NO!!! You can't send me there!!! Mo...not...not (gulp) Toronto?!?!?
Albe: He said leave, not Leaf...he won't send you back to Toronto. Don't be a *cough-Binky* baby.
Staal (LR): Binky? (sniffle) Where Binky?? (hiccup) Staal need Binky! (wail)
Ruu: Why does everyone hate Toronto? I love Toronto! I have nothing against Toronto!
Mo: If you like it so much, I can arrange for you to move there.
Ruu: Mo, that's not funny.
Leighton: Wait, guys. Seriously? I'm supposed to stop the puck?
Mo: Yes. Stop the puck. And get it out of our end, so that the forwards can shoot it at the other team's net. That's how hockey is supposed to be played.
Albe: (muttering) Shoot me now.
Yelle (LR): Um, Mo? What do we do if we can't do that?
Mo: Good question. Jay, would you like to answer? (Jay sobs. Brian Burke's maniacal laughter is heard echoing from the rafters. Everyone shudders.) So, guys in black...your job is defense. Got it?
Albe: I thought I wore black because I look hot in it.
Ruu: Hey Mo...I'm the sexiest man in Finland. I should be wearing black too!
Jussi: I want to be sexy too...but no, I'm just a hockey player. I must be good though, these Americans wrote a song about me. (singing) Oh say did Jussi...
Leighton: Wow, they must really like you!
Ray: I'm surrounded by idiots. So Mo, about these trade rumours...any chance they're true?
Albe: Is my contract up yet?
Mo: No Andrew, you just got here.
Albe: Really? It feels like I've been here forever.
Mo: Nope. New contract. We're both stuck here. Now -
Tim (LR): STOP. SAYING. SUCK.
Mo: - the other thing we need to do is start scoring goals.
Leighton: I can take care of that Coach.
Mo: (facepalm) I quit. Jay, we're going home.