Andrew Bryz-Gornia

  • joined Feb 14, 2010
  • last login Jul 28, 2014
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A math teacher by day that moonlights as an usher for the Minnesota Twins. Catch me in Section 238.

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The All-Star Game, A Review


An insider's look at how the All-Star Game went last night.

Twins Beat Down Mariners 8-1


This one was over early, allowing many Twins fans to go to bed at a decent time.

Wed. Links: Dumb Lawsuits, Potheads, and More


Don't rat out potheads on your team, especially when you cite a newsworthy burglary from a couple years ago.

The Starting Pitcher Woes


The Twins have struggled to cobble together a decent starting rotation for several years now. I feel these issues stem from too much reliance on National League pitchers and the inability to...


GameThread: Twins vs. Royals, Game 83

The Twins kicked off the second half of their schedule with a win yesterday, and look to continue their success by winning the rubber game with Kansas City today.

Wed. Links: Smoking Dope, Internal Hacks & More


A minor leaguer thinks using more drugs will give him a promotion, Bryce Harper thinks he knows all, the Houston Astros need to stop clicking "Save Password," and the Cubs and Nationals were...

Don't Oversell Kurt Suzuki


Kurt Suzuki has been a godsend at catcher this year, leading to rumors that the Twins will give him a contract extension. That's not an awful idea, provided the Twins don't go overboard with the...

Twins Lose Santana In Addition To Game 6-2


Pino only lasted 3 innings in this one, and the Twins were dealt a huge blow when Danny Santana suffered a leg injury during the game.


GameThread: Twins @ Angels, Game 76

The Twins look to even the series against one of the Angels' top pitchers tonight.

Wed. Links: La Russa's New Job, Rule Tweaks & More


I don't know what Tony La Russa is doing for the Diamondbacks, but apparently neither does he.

Swinging For The Fences


Oswaldo Arcia's all-or-nothing approach at the plate has gotten him into a slump despite his above-average power. Who else in the major leagues is collecting extra base hits at a rate as high as...

Twins Give Up Lead But Rally To Walk Off Sox 5-4


The Twins gave up a two run lead in the 9th inning, but used a pair of walks in the 9th to beat the White Sox.

Twins Blow Gibson's Gem, Get Walked Off In Extras


Kyle Gibson gave up only one hit over 7 innings, but John Lackey was just as good and the Twins gave up back-to-back home runs in the 10th inning.


GameThread: Twins @ Red Sox, Game 70

The Twins finally lost a series against an AL East opponent, but they hope to still salvage one game against the Red Sox.

Brian Dozier's Missing Tool


Brian Dozier has easily been the Twins' MVP this season, but even he is missing one element from his game that would turn him into a superstar.

Hughes Shuts Down Blue Jays As Twins Win 7-2


Phil Hughes was dominant again and the middle of the lineup did plenty of damage to earn the Twins their 31st win of the season.


GameThread: Twins @ Blue Jays, Game 64

Can Brian Dozier make it three games in a row with a home run as the Twins look for a series win?

Wed. Links: Machado Gone Loco, Draft Rules & More


There was a pitcher in the outfield. Manny Machado lost his marbles. Yoenis Cespedes made a crazy throw, plus even more stories from around the league.

Being Proactive vs. Reactive


The Oakland Athletics have become one of the best teams in the majors by taking charge with their players and not letting hot streaks and mirages dictate their actions. The Twins should start...

Twins Use Late Rally To Beat Brewers 6-4


The Twins were cruising along until a home run tied the score, but it didn't faze them as they pushed across two late runs to take Game 3 of the home-and-home series.


GameThread: Twins vs. Brewers, Game 57

After splitting two games in Milwaukee, the Border Battle continues in Minnesota.

Wed. Links: Unwritten Rules, New Moneyball & More


We've got outfielders pitching, pointless unwritten rules, how Oakland keeps on winning, and a rookie getting a contract extension before even playing his first game.

Are Natural Rivalries Being Diminished?


The MLB schedule makers decided that it would be best to remove a key weekend series that many Twins fans looked forward to every year. That sucks.

Twins Get Beaten By Small Ball In 1-0 Loss


A pitcher's duel meant that the teams had to find other means to score runs, and the Rangers did just that with a bunt single and stolen base.


GameThread: Twins vs. Rangers, Game 50

Can the Twins get back to the .500 mark?

Switch Hitting: Actually Worth It?


In lieu of Aaron Hicks giving up switch hitting, I look to see if his switch hitting peers show that it's really worth sticking with batting from both sides of the plate.

Wed. Links: Revere, Scooters, Manny & More


Ben Revere hit a home run. Your argument is invalid.


GameThread: Twins at Padres, Game 44

The Twins are shooting for a two game sweep and have a good shot with their best pitcher taking the mound tonight.

Samuel Deduno's Crazy Fastball, Explained. Maybe.


A math teacher attempts to explain science. This cannot end well.

Wed. Links: Ears, Beer, Million Dollar Arm & More


I'm tired of softball rainouts. Also, "Million Dollar Arm" was good.

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