Andrew Wheeler

joined Aug 22, 2011
last login May 22, 2013
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I'm a lifelong soccer fan and a passionate Timbers fanatic since the 2007 campaign, having been a more casual fan since 2002. Portland has been my home for over a decade now, and in addition to its unmatched soccer culture, the area's incredible food, beer and natural beauty have contributed to my happiness.

Also making me happy: getting to work/volunteer as a writer of various sorts for many years, contributing regularly to neighborhood newspapers, food blogs and Stumptown Footy.

Ball ist rund, Spiel dauert neunzig Minuten. Soviel ist schon mal klar. Alles andere ist Theorie.

Stumptown Footy

A Fan Of...

general Portland Timbers
mlb Minnesota Twins
general Arsenal

Recent Activity

	Doesn't sound crazy at all Commented on Portland Timbers Chalk Talk: White Out Edition on May 22 2013, 3:48p - 1 reply
	well played, sir. Commented on MLS Announces New York City FC; To Begin Play in 2015 on May 22 2013, 2:30p
	Fixed Commented on Portland Thorns LeBlanc, Sinclair Called up to CanWNT Duty on May 22 2013, 2:25p
	Yay stats! Commented on Portland Timbers Chalk Talk: White Out Edition on May 22 2013, 2:22p - 1 reply
	Ricketts Recommended on May 22 2013, 2:16p
	Impact of Kits on Passing Recommended on May 22 2013, 2:16p
	The Vancouver folks I talked to Commented on Portland Timbers Chalk Talk: White Out Edition on May 22 2013, 12:13p
	Good news about Nagbe Commented on Portland Timbers Training Quotes and Notes: Little Knocks on May 21 2013, 6:27p - 1 reply
	My guess Recommended on May 21 2013, 5:21p
	Awesome Commented on MLS Announces New York City FC; To Begin Play in 2015 on May 21 2013, 3:27p - 4 replies
	My interpretation the quotes: Recommended on May 21 2013, 3:22p
	But you can get to Flushing with a MetroCard Commented on MLS Announces New York City FC; To Begin Play in 2015 on May 21 2013, 3:16p - 1 reply
	You don't know the same "most people" that I do Recommended on May 21 2013, 2:32p
	Absolutely Commented on Vancouver Whitecaps vs Portland Timbers "Wardrobe-gate" Explained on May 21 2013, 12:49p
	There is not much outrage at the league office here Recommended on May 21 2013, 12:45p
	All I see Commented on Vancouver Whitecaps vs Portland Timbers "Wardrobe-gate" Explained on May 21 2013, 12:45p
	Hey now, you can't fault the employee Recommended on May 21 2013, 10:44a
	Yes, Recommended on May 21 2013, 10:44a
	The kit isn't as ugly as everyone is making it out to me. Recommended on May 21 2013, 2:23a
	Simple miscommunication Commented on Vancouver Whitecaps vs Portland Timbers "Wardrobe-gate" Explained on May 21 2013, 1:32a - 1 reply
	yes. those are absolutely the only two possible scenarios. nothing else is possible. Recommended on May 21 2013, 1:07a
	peripheral vision Commented on Vancouver Whitecaps vs Portland Timbers "Wardrobe-gate" Explained on May 20 2013, 8:21p - 1 reply
	That's certainly one possible interpretation Commented on Vancouver Whitecaps vs Portland Timbers "Wardrobe-gate" Explained on May 20 2013, 7:30p - 1 reply
	This comment needs more recs to make it green Commented on Vancouver Whitecaps vs Portland Timbers "Wardrobe-gate" Explained on May 20 2013, 7:27p - 1 reply
	I'm not 100% sure about that Commented on Vancouver Whitecaps vs Portland Timbers "Wardrobe-gate" Explained on May 20 2013, 7:23p - 2 replies
	"Lie" is a strong word Commented on Vancouver Whitecaps vs Portland Timbers "Wardrobe-gate" Explained on May 20 2013, 7:21p - 2 replies
	I'm guessing kits need to be repaired Recommended on May 20 2013, 7:10p
	So, you know how some players like to trade kits after the game? Commented on Vancouver Whitecaps vs Portland Timbers "Wardrobe-gate" Explained on May 20 2013, 7:10p - 2 replies
	just posted an answer to your question Commented on Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps Player Ratings: Cascadia Cup Edition on May 20 2013, 6:45p
	Vancouver Whitecaps vs Portland Timbers "Wardrobe-gate" Explained Posted on May 20 2013, 6:39p
	Not hug Recommended on May 20 2013, 2:56p
	My thoughts exactly Commented on Portland Timbers Postscript: The Little Train that Could on May 20 2013, 2:56p
	Maybe AJB felt like Camilo needed a hug after all that falling down? Recommended on May 20 2013, 2:53p
	My favorite exchange from Saturday Commented on Portland Timbers Man of the Match: Coming Round the Bend on May 20 2013, 2:30p - 1 reply
	Valeri Recommended on May 20 2013, 2:16p
	Not problematic by itself Commented on Portland Timbers Postscript: The Little Train that Could on May 20 2013, 2:04p - 2 replies
	for Diego Chara Voted on May 20 2013, 11:11a
	darn mlssoccer.com Commented on Portland Timbers Postscript: The Little Train that Could on May 19 2013, 2:57p
	Portland Timbers Postscript: The Little Train that Could Posted on May 19 2013, 12:00p
	Once Futty puts the hand on his shoulder he's Recommended on May 19 2013, 2:50a
	Well, that was certainly 90 minutes of something. Commented on Cascadia Cup: Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps Match Thread [4:00 pm] on May 18 2013, 9:01p - 2 replies
	Dear Whitecaps players Commented on Cascadia Cup: Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps Match Thread [4:00 pm] on May 18 2013, 8:56p - 1 reply
	Calmness derived from his assumption that it would be called off Commented on Cascadia Cup: Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps Match Thread [4:00 pm] on May 18 2013, 8:54p - 1 reply
	This could be the worst performance by a referee in MLS history. Commented on Cascadia Cup: Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps Match Thread [4:00 pm] on May 18 2013, 8:51p - 2 replies
	Clear handball. Commented on Cascadia Cup: Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps Match Thread [4:00 pm] on May 18 2013, 8:50p - 1 reply
	Short handed goal!!!!!!!!! Commented on Cascadia Cup: Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps Match Thread [4:00 pm] on May 18 2013, 8:49p
	Camilo went down at the slightest contact Commented on Cascadia Cup: Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps Match Thread [4:00 pm] on May 18 2013, 8:49p
	As the Thorns go Commented on Cascadia Cup: Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps Match Thread [4:00 pm] on May 18 2013, 8:48p
	Not a great day. Commented on Cascadia Cup: Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps Match Thread [4:00 pm] on May 18 2013, 8:47p
	Trencito for Jewsbury. Commented on Cascadia Cup: Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps Match Thread [4:00 pm] on May 18 2013, 8:42p
	Teibert apparently asking the AR Commented on Cascadia Cup: Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps Match Thread [4:00 pm] on May 18 2013, 8:40p
	Harrington needs to come off before JJ does Commented on Cascadia Cup: Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps Match Thread [4:00 pm] on May 18 2013, 8:35p
	Valeri has not been impressing me today Commented on Cascadia Cup: Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps Match Thread [4:00 pm] on May 18 2013, 8:31p
	Piquionne on for R Johnson Commented on Cascadia Cup: Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps Match Thread [4:00 pm] on May 18 2013, 8:29p
	Nice thought there from AJB Commented on Cascadia Cup: Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps Match Thread [4:00 pm] on May 18 2013, 8:25p
	pants? Recommended on May 18 2013, 8:25p
	The boys look a bit deflated. Commented on Cascadia Cup: Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps Match Thread [4:00 pm] on May 18 2013, 8:23p - 1 reply
	I'd blame Camilo Commented on Cascadia Cup: Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps Match Thread [4:00 pm] on May 18 2013, 8:21p - 1 reply
	Derp. Commented on Cascadia Cup: Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps Match Thread [4:00 pm] on May 18 2013, 8:20p
	There it is. Commented on Cascadia Cup: Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps Match Thread [4:00 pm] on May 18 2013, 8:18p - 1 reply
	PK! Commented on Cascadia Cup: Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps Match Thread [4:00 pm] on May 18 2013, 8:17p
	Almost a brilliant combo between Alhassan and RJ Commented on Cascadia Cup: Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps Match Thread [4:00 pm] on May 18 2013, 8:14p - 1 reply
	Thanks for posting those Commented on Cascadia Cup: Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps Match Thread [4:00 pm] on May 18 2013, 8:06p - 1 reply
	And yet... Commented on Cascadia Cup: Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps Match Thread [4:00 pm] on May 18 2013, 8:03p
	Welcome to the Canadian diving championships Recommended on May 18 2013, 7:59p
	First half thoughts Commented on Cascadia Cup: Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps Match Thread [4:00 pm] on May 18 2013, 7:59p - 1 reply
	They are almost putting it together on the attack. Commented on Cascadia Cup: Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps Match Thread [4:00 pm] on May 18 2013, 7:55p
	Chara appears to have gotten away with one there Commented on Cascadia Cup: Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps Match Thread [4:00 pm] on May 18 2013, 7:52p - 1 reply
	good thing too Recommended on May 18 2013, 7:51p
	not positioning himself well, though. Commented on Cascadia Cup: Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps Match Thread [4:00 pm] on May 18 2013, 7:50p - 1 reply
	Kalif Alhassan on for Darlington Nagbe Commented on Cascadia Cup: Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps Match Thread [4:00 pm] on May 18 2013, 7:44p
	Shoulda been a card for the dive. Commented on Cascadia Cup: Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps Match Thread [4:00 pm] on May 18 2013, 7:41p
	Beautiful shot by Wallace Commented on Cascadia Cup: Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps Match Thread [4:00 pm] on May 18 2013, 7:38p - 1 reply
	Wow, that was the diviest. Commented on Cascadia Cup: Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps Match Thread [4:00 pm] on May 18 2013, 7:34p - 1 reply
	Definitely true Commented on Cascadia Cup: Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps Match Thread [4:00 pm] on May 18 2013, 7:33p
	Goal Caps Commented on Cascadia Cup: Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps Match Thread [4:00 pm] on May 18 2013, 7:32p
	And like clockwork Commented on Cascadia Cup: Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps Match Thread [4:00 pm] on May 18 2013, 7:31p
	That did not miss by much. Commented on Cascadia Cup: Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps Match Thread [4:00 pm] on May 18 2013, 7:30p - 1 reply
	Yup. Commented on Cascadia Cup: Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps Match Thread [4:00 pm] on May 18 2013, 7:29p
	The caps are giving Chara a country mile of space in the middle of the pitch Commented on Cascadia Cup: Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps Match Thread [4:00 pm] on May 18 2013, 7:22p - 1 reply

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