Angelo Benedetti

  • joined Mar 17, 2012
  • last login Aug 11, 2014
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Cavs fan. Noted sandwich aficiniado. Nicolas Cage apologist. Writer/Podcaster for Fear the Sword. Contributor for CavsZine

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What LeBron James' return means for Cleveland


LeBron James' return vindicates Cleveland

The defining moment of the 2013-14 Cavs season


What was the defining moment of the 2013-14 Cavs season? How will you remember this year?

Let's make All-Star Weekend better


Let's cut the crap and come up with All-Star Weekend events that people would actually want to watch. Also, let's make sure they're events that the Cleveland Cavaliers would excel at.

Chris Grant: A Poetic Farewell


Gather around boys and girls as we say goodbye to the man behind the last three years in the best way we know, overly-dramatic, sappy poetry written at a fourth grade level.

What's wrong with the Cleveland Cavaliers?


An honest, in depth break-down of what is currently not working for the Cleveland Cavaliers.

The weirdest, strangest, most bizarre Cavs gifts


Still scratching your head over holiday gift ideas for your loved ones? I've taken it upon myself to comb through the Cavaliers Team Shop to find the strangest, most bizarre and downright awful...

Things to be thankful for about the Cavaliers


Believe it or not, there are some things to actually be thankful for about the Cleveland Cavaliers right now. Come share what you're thankful for.

Stupid rumors, Jack's struggles & Stephen Jackson


Stream of thoughts on Jarrett Jack's struggles in Cleveland, the Cavaliers bench stunting Anthony Bennett's development, those stupid Dion Waiters rumors and a moronic free agent signing suggestion...

Monday Musings: Anthony Bennett and chilling out


The Cleveland Cavaliers have had an up-and-down start to the 2013-2014 NBA season. Here's why everyone should consider chilling out a bit over that.

Real G's Move in Silence Like Desagana


As it turns out, the storybook homecoming of Desagana Diop wasn't meant to be. That doesn't mean that we can't gather around and memorialize his second stint with the Cavaliers in poem, though.

Poems for the departed


The Cavaliers have said goodbye to several dear friends this summer. Let's remember them with poems.

The True Story about Baron Davis' Alien Abduction


Former Cavaliers point guard Baron Davis has recently told reporters he believes he was abducted by aliens. While Davis' memory of the event is hazy, this is one possible way it went down.

Au Revoir Omri: A Reflection in Haiku


Omri Casspi is gone. A poem to honor his departure from the Cavaliers.

NBA Draft 2013: How we got here


The 2012-13 Cleveland Cavaliers were a disaster. Before we get all excited for the draft tonight, let's take a look back at the season that was.

Mocking the draft: How awesome is your name?


You want a mock draft? I'll give you a mock draft.

Goodbye, Byron: A Poem


Byron Scott spent three tough seasons with the Cavaliers. Today, we honor him with a goodbye poem.

An honest critique of Byron Scott


Is Byron Scott awesome? Is Byron Scott the worst coach ever? It's probably somewhere in the middle, let's try to be honest about it.

What the heck happens at halftime?


It's been a disturbing pattern since even the LeBron James era, something happens during halftime that causes the Cavaliers to come out incredibly tepid in the third quarter. Today, we examine the...

Isn't everybody an all star at something?


Not everybody can be an NBA All Star. But everybody is an all star at something, right?

Old Tristan is Dead, Long Live the New Tristan


A poem honoring the arrival of the new Tristan Thompson. And saying farewell to the terrible one.

Cavs Poetry: A Reflection on the Recently Departed


In all the excitement around the Cavaliers bringing in Marrese Speights, Wayne Ellington and Josh Selby, lost is the sad fact that Cavaliers had to give up Jon Leuer and Jeremy Pargo in the...

Fear The Sword Drinking Game


Because, let's face it, you have to be drunk to enjoy the Cavaliers at this point

CONSPIRACY! What really happened to Andy?


Cavaliers fans officially learned today that Anderson Varejao's knee is in much worse shape than originally thought.

Good night, Sweet Samardo


This one really hurts. On Sunday, the Cavaliers waived PF Samardo Samuels in advance of his contract becoming guaranteed later in the week. For this Fear the Sword writer, this one cuts deep.

Best of 2012: The Dark Knight Rises


The Cleveland Cavaliers' 2012 was defined by one player -- Kyrie Irving. Here's one of his best games of the season.

A Disservice to Fans: Cavs Edition


The Cleveland Cavaliers front office should be thankful that Stern has apparently been ignoring the Cavaliers in the post-Decision world because, well, let's face it, there's been some great...

A Farewell to Luke Harangody


It's a Fear the Sword tradition. In the spirit of the Cavalier Poets from English Civil War, it is now time to bid farewell to the irreplaceable Luke Harangody who was waived earlier today by the...

Philadelphia 76ers at Cleveland Cavaliers Preview


The Cleveland Cavaliers face the Philadelphia 76ers at home on Wednesday without their star point guard Kyrie Irving. Do they stand a chance? Or is this the beginning of the end of the Cavaliers...

To Trade Varejao...


Then there's the camp that thinks Anderson Varejao must be traded in order for the Cavaliers rebuild to be successful. I'm in that camp. Conrad's in the other. Today, I spell out why Andy must go.

The Cavs Bench is Fatter Than Yo Momma


The Cavs bench is so bad, I could write a 250 page treatise on how bad they are. I could run mathematic regressions showing how bad they are with all sorts of fancy charts and tables. Instead, I'll...

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