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Answer Man

  • joined Dec 12, 2008
  • last login Jan 16, 2014
  • posts 80
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I am a Badass Bootie Thrillah that rules the Sr. Rec Leagues. I rock the solar yellow Rumble Bee, Sweet Ass Zubas, Fly Fanny Pack and I possess mad Air Guitar skills. I live for hockey fights and I rule the weight room.

I live with Answer Mom in North St. Louis County. I live and die for the St. Louis Blues and Classic Rock.

I have played all over and I am for hire in your Rec. League team. Trust me, I make room for my guys to operate.

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It Has Been Chosen

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  Happy Thanksgiving Mofo's!  Well, it has been chosen. This is what you have all been waiting for.  The Answer Glider has been officially named.  There were some great submittals.  There were...

Name The Answer Dog 2.0's Sugar Glider!

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Thanks to our new friends at Sugar Gliders R Us (www.sugarglidersrus.com) we have a new member of the Answer Family.  You got that right GT/Answer Nation.  The big bad North Co. Bootie Thrillah...

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Halak's New Nickname

I was spending my dinner time with a youth I try to serve as a positive North Co Role Model to and informed her of the new goalie the the Blues traded for.  I told her his name was Jaroslav Halak....

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If Chicago Wins...

I will take the Ham Wallets (my all female street fighting team) up to Chicago and we will beat ASS!  Nothing but Blackhawk ass!

Top 11 Things Answer Man Would Rather See/Do Before Seeing The Blackhawks Win The Stanley Cup

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  11.    Star in a viral video called "Two Dudes, One Cup" 10.    Go Missionary with Answer Mom’s skank friend Phyllis…bareback 9.      Attend a Cardinal’s game 8.      Not shave his chest and...

The Answer Man Coming Out Party

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The Answer Man Coming Out Party

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Why The Hell Does Krys Barch Ever Fight a Blues Player

This kid  must be from South County.  He gets his lunch fed to him every time he fights a Blue.  Has to be a complete dumbass.  Here's the latest example:  

Typical Pre-game pep talk from getzlaf

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Typical Pre-game pep talk from getzlaf

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Dancin' Steve Wagner Traded

Dance floors in our metro/Peoria will never be the same.  The Dancin' One was just sent to Wilkes Barre.  DJ King and his Condo are forever sad now.     via cdn.nhl.com

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Jabba The Hichcock Fired Today- his reaction pictured

  When he was relieved of his duties, they asked him to pack up his stuff quietly and security would see him out.  Security got wind he was up to no good.  They told him to open his mouth and four...

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Please tell me he calls it "Blues Mobile"

I was with one of my AMC on the Page Extension we were passed by this car.  Luckily my fellow soldier had a fancy phone with a camera.  It is an older Buick with painted yellow hub caps, Blues...

Happy Birthday to Garth Butcher! Still AM's favorite.

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Happy Birthday to Garth Butcher! Still AM's favorite.

What To Learn From the Wife/Fiance of a Blues Player's Shopping List

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    I was at Brentwood Target late this morning.  Yeah, I was slumming it.  I was checking out the new Highway 40 (not impressed 367 still rules all) and picking up some frozen fruit for post...

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Who Was Listening To The New Hatebreed in the GDT?

via a7.vox.com I can't remember who posted they were rocking the new "Hatebreed" self titled album in the GDT.  I'd be curious on a few things?   Are you a long time fan?   Seen them live?   F...

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Both Kostitsyns for Frolov?

That's like getting a used broken rubber for a used pregnancy test.  

Answer Man T-shirt. Should be sleeless

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Answer Man T-shirt. Should be sleeless

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Wanna See Answer Man on 9-27-09?

via www.matthewoverton.com Then get your punk ass to Pop's tonight and get in front and go crazy for one of the greatest bands of all time.  Social Fucking Distortion.  Don't be a foo and...

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All of this Kessel Talk

I'd gladly welcome that kid.  Looks like Roman is not a fan.  Yeow, bad taste over runneth on his Twitter:   http://twitter.com/RomanP46   Jesus dood

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The Answer's Team One Win Away (after tonight)

That's right Phruits.  The Answer Man's summer rec. league team has one more game tonight then we make it to the summer finals.  I fully expect to win tonight and next week.  What will the league...

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Slapshot, The band

My Boy, Josh out in Rhode Island just got the bass player spot in the band Slapshot.  If youz have the marbles for Old Tyme Hardcore, this band is for you.  They are original, they are VERY...

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What Would You Give The Sedins?

I wouldn't give these two a-holes the time of day.  They apparently asked for a 12 year deal.  Go fuck yourselves.   Can they score?  Yep.   Can the get a lot of points in the regular season? Yep A...

Fights of The Year Awards

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Fights of The Year Awards

JD GO GET DANNY HEATLEY!!!!! Yes, this is the second team he has asked to be moved from but at...

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JD GO GET DANNY HEATLEY!!!!! Yes, this is the second team he has asked to be moved from but at least this time he didn't kill anyone. He will stay in STL. We can move him into my place in North Co. He can even have top bunk. I don't care. Yeah, Answer Mom may want to blow him from time to time but hey, you junk will stink like beer breath but it is a small price to pay. Get this motherfucker in a Blues uniform.

Watching the last Vancouver/Blackhawks game should have been exciting. I hate both teams and I'm...

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Watching the last Vancouver/Blackhawks game should have been exciting. I hate both teams and I'm fairly certain I threw up in my butt during the 3rd period. How do you root for one? It's like when one of your boys from your crew is about to score and you have to take the ugly friend but that friend is either a 400 pound sloth of a gal with a horn on her face or she's from South County and just LOVES the Cardinals. Why do the hockey gods continue to turn the screws on me?

Best Quote Ever From JR's Story today at STLtoday.com: John Davidson, "We'll make it. We'll play...

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Best Quote Ever From JR's Story today at STLtoday.com: John Davidson, "We'll make it. We'll play well (in Phoenix), then have Columbus at home and then we go into Colorado. Obviously now we need help. But we'll get there. Our guys actually play better from behind." EY OH! From behind?!

Dear Jackass At Stick And Puck

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Dear Jackass at Stick and Puck, I do not, reapeat, NOT want to engage you in an sort of conversation. Stick and puck is like the men's room. There is a code here. That code is, don't talk to...

Answer Man Youtube Channel

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Various vids I find to be totally bitchin'. I hope you enjoy.

This is EZ-Glide 350 Video Montage. It is an artificial ice surface. Creepy

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This is EZ-Glide 350 Video Montage. It is an artificial ice surface.  Creepy

Lars vs. James in a drum battle. Some very cool stuff including Sabbath.

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Lars vs. James in a drum battle. Some very cool stuff including Sabbath.

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