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The last time the Knicks and Celtics met in the Playoffs was 1990. After the Knicks fell behind 2-0, they rallied to win the best-of-five series by taking the decisive Game 5 at Boston Garden. It was New York's first win at the other Garden in 26 tries.

My Dad would generally bring home the Daily News backpages after Knicks/Giants/Yankees victories. I colored this one with a crayon (I was 7). I'm not sure what's more sad: the fact that I colored in newspapers in crayon, or that I still actually have this in storage.

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Posting and Toasting Isiah Defenders


As you've probably heard, there have been some rumors about a possible return by a former front-office executive.

With Donnie Walsh's age/health concerns, and the fact that he's coming to the conclusion of his three-year contract, there has been all kinds of speculation as to who could be the replacement.  Kevin Pritchard, who was wrongfully terminated in a Dan-Gilbert-mental-breakdown-esq maneuver by Paul Allen is available - the same Kevin Pritchard that turned the Jailblazers into a consistent Western contender over the last five years.  But, the name on everyone's mind is... Isiah?

I understand that Isiah is BFF's with the worst owner in professional sports (James Dolan), and they've obviously stayed close.  But, when I've heard Knicks' fans including some of the most respected P&Ters actually sound OK with the notion of bringing Isiah back, I couldn't help but feel like I was in some parallel universe.

Isiah, guys?  Seriously?

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Posting and Toasting Nets' Plan B

It's been a big week for our friends across the Hudson.  There has been a lot of talk from both the Nets organization and their fans about impressing LeBron, and destroying the Knicks' stranglehold of New York City.

However, with all the crowing and chest-puffing about their billionaire Russian owner, larger-than-life billboards, and Brook Lopez discovering that fresh feeling, the Nets may wind up with nothing in this summer free agent bonanza.  Adrian Wojnarowski is reporting that Fredo's Plan B is to sign the disappointing Tyrus Thomas.  If LeBron is a filet, and Rudy Gay is a top sirloin, then Thomas would fall somewhere between a White Castle slider and the hot dog that I got food poisoning from in '01 on the corner of Lexington and 28th.

I can't say that I wouldn't take some pleasure in the Nets striking out, but I think I speak for a lot of you when I say that I've really never had much of a problem with them.  I used to really like their jerseys in the 80's, was a big Dennis Hopson fan, and have always enjoyed watching Lucious Harris play.  Clearly there are better days ahead from the team.  The young core will continue to improve and the move to Brooklyn coupled with Prokhorov's deep pockets can only help.  I don't think they'll ever wrestle away the status as "the" team in New York City from the Knicks, but at least they'll finally become relevant in the Big Apple. 

I found it humorous that their fans kept coming over here to talk about how much our beloved Knicks sucked (we already knew that, guys) while coming off a 12-win season. Over this miserable decade of Knicks basketball, I have not once gone to another site and talked smack, mostly because a) that's not really my style and b) what was I going to talk about?  Renaldo Balkman dunking in a preseason game?  Hopefully the Nets fans regain some of that humility during this process.

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Posting and Toasting My plan for Knick's to get LaBron!!!!


Hey guys!  If you didn't already know, LaBron James is a free agent and the Knick's have been talked about as a possible destination.  I have laid out the greatest master plan in the entire world in order to land LaBron and turn the Knick's into the greatest basketball team in the history of planet earth!!!

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YEAH!!!

 

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Posting and Toasting Can't we all get along?

Editor's Note: I'm Seth Rosenthal and I approve this post. Here's Mase, from the Fanposts.

Being a Knicks fan during the NBA Trade deadline over the past six or seven years has been a wild rollercoaster.  There have been ups, there have been downs, there have also been exhausting rants, packs of cigarettes, teeth-gnashing, and one time I popped a blood vessel in my eyeball (when learning the Knicks had acquired Larry Hughes).

Even after all of this, I looked forward to discussing today's trade for Tracy McGrady's contract.  Instead there has been in-fighting and name calling.

Not to sound like a dirty hippie, but can't we all just get along?

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Posting and Toasting Complaining just to Complain

Editor's Note: Mase brings it once more. This is excellent. Game Thread coming soon.

Sometimes I really like Mike Lupica.  When the Knicks were relevant in the 1990's, his columns were a must-read.  He often praised the team for their effort, and was one of the few staunch Patrick Ewing defenders in the latter years of his career while others were highly critical.

But, there are other times I really don't like Mike Lupica.  Like when he's writing his 1,781st column on the Yankees' bloated payroll, preaching his extreme political views in a sports column (dude, you're a sports writer - not Keith Olberman), or complaining about the Knicks.

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good news. even with Duhon's epic sucktitude, there's no reason to roll the dice on an aging, locker room cancer like A.I.

i was starting to wonder if Donnie Walsh knew what year it was. think about it - pursuits of Grant Hill and Jason Kidd in the offseason (both All-Stars in '98), trading for Al Harrington (High School Player of the Year in '98), Larry Hughes (9th overall pick in '98) and Cuttino Mobley (also drafted in '98).

if he really thought it was 1998, why not bring back LJ, Houston, Childs, and Camby - then package Mills, Starks, and Cummings for Sprewell? it worked before.

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Posting and Toasting Knicks 110, Pacers 103

Editor's Note: Mase was in attendance, and took over recap duties for the Knicks' second win of the season. Here he is...

Morning, dogs and poodles!  I got to catch one of the few Knicks' wins this season live and in person, in what was a pretty weird and sloppy game to say the least.

Game-time attire: Larry Johnson road jersey I got when I was a teenager, $8 Starburys, orange t-shirt.  You know how people say a shirt is a smedium (between a small and medium)?  This jersey is like a infxmall (between infant and extra-small).

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Before he turned into a 6'10-do-it-all-Italian-wunderkind and P&T man-crush, Gallo was rocking the 90's mushroom cut in Serbia.

(side note: are those basketball shoes or Dutch clogs?)

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Posting and Toasting Mase says RELAX...



(I usually hate referring to myself in the third person, but I needed an attention-grabber).

In case you didn't realize the season started, the Knicks are 0-2.  A blowout loss in Miami was followed by a double-overtime loss to the putrid Bobcats.  Here we go again.

Yet, a lot of you (some newbies to the site, which is great) are screaming for Mike D'Antoni and Donnie Walsh's heads on a platter.

Not to sound too blunt, but who cares?

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Knicks' beat writer and Eddy Curry lover Marc Berman is reporting that the pro team Oilykmpkiakoiks (extra k's and i's added for Greek emphasis) is offering Nate Robinson a package that translates to $10 million (!) per season.

Also, Lee has an expiring five-year offer from Donnie & Co.

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Editor's Note: Thanks to Mase for snaggling the story while I'm at work. One year and half the mid-level (around $3 mill) seems perfectly reasonable to me.

via Celtics Blog via Sporting News via New York Post.

No specifics on the deal, it only says "a portion" of the team's MLE. The Celtics could only muster $1.9 million, which wasn't good enough.

Update: "Contrary to a published report, the Knicks have not made a formal offer to Hill, but, according to a source, Hill's agent, Lon Babby, did discuss parameters of a potential deal with Knicks president Donnie Walsh." - Seth

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Posting and Toasting ACTUAL Radioactive Fallout from Z-Bo/Q-Rich swap


P&T member and easy to remember nicknamer nyknickerbocker just posted his thoughts on the Z-Bo/Q deal and what it meant for the Knicks potentially keeping David Lee.  Memphis is all hot and bothered by our resident double-double machine, and reportedly offered him a 4/5 year deal in the $10 million per range.  But, with the acquisition of Randolph, maybe the Grizzlies will back off.

However, nyknickerbocker outlined this very well (check out his post), so I won't address it.

What I did want to address is the ACTUAL potential radioactive fallout from the Zach Randolph/Quentin Richardson swap.  We've seen really bad deals orchestrated by former team president Isiah Thomas - two first round picks for Eddy Curry, Trevor Ariza for Steve Francis, MLE's for Jerome James, Jared Jeffries, and Vin fucking Baker - but have we ever seen two former Isiah trade acquisitons get traded FOR EACH OTHER?

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Could there be dire consequences when one terrible trade chip (Quentin Richardson) gets shipped out for another (Zach Randolph)?  Floods? Locusts? Pissed-off Baikal Seals?

Randolph only cost the Knicks Channing Frye, and Steven Francis' the-haunting-soul's expiring contract.  Plus, Spike Lee discussing the trade did give us (pause) - one of the fondest memories in P&T's short history.  You could actually make the argument that the Richardson deal, despite his ridiculous contract (almost $9M), worked out for the Knicks because it included the draft pick that eventually became Nate Robinson

My thinking is that because neither the Q-Rich nor Z-Bo trades were necessarily terrible (at least by Isiah standards), that there may only be an 5.2 earthquake or some lighter shit like that (be prepared). 

However, what if Jared Jeffries ever got traded for say Tim Thomas... armageddon?  The same could apply for coaches.  Could planet earth handle Lenny Wilkens replacing he-who-must-not-be-named in Charlotte?  Both of these theories pale in comparison to my biggest feat - an Isiah-era acquisition getting traded for a Scott Layden-era acquisition.   If Eddy Curry ever got traded for the still-not-expired Keith Van Horn contract and a fresh-out-of-retirement Shandon Anderson...

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...then we'd all be totally screwed.

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Posting and Toasting Q: Who is Mike Taylor?

 

A: He was a 2nd round draft pick out of Iowa State who now plays for the Los Angeles Clippers.

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Fun with Numbers involving Mike Taylor

157 - the number of points scored by Mike Taylor this season entering Wednesday night's game vs. Knicks.

35 - the numbers of points scored by Mike Taylor in Wednesday night's game vs. Knicks.

22% - the total percent of Mike Taylor's season points scored in one night by Mike Taylor against the Knicks.

454 - the number of points that Dwyane Wade would have to score in one game in order to reach 22% of his season total (2,064).

4/12/2009 - the date of the next Knicks/Heat game in Miami.

2 - the number of times Al dumbass Harrington has had a technical foul in the final minute costing the Knicks' potential wins this season.

2 - the number of times Al received said technical against the Los Angeles Clippers.

33-107 - the combined record of the Kings and Clippers, both teams the Knicks have lost home games to in the past week.

 

cue Francis the Vomiting Man...

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Posting and Toasting Sessions vs. Nate

To continue the discussion from last night and today's recap, I decided to try to make the argument that going after Ramon Sessions and letting Nate walk may be more beneficial than signing Nate to a long-term deal.

If you take a look at the stats, Sessions PER numbers this season are nothing to scoff at:

16.7 ppg, 6.4 ast, 4.4 reb, 1.4 stl, 45% FG

Those numbers are pretty much a wash when compared with Nate's:

17.9 ppg, 4.0 ast, 2.7 reb, 1.5 stl, 45% FG

PROS: Sessions turns just 23 in April and only made $424K this year. He's 6'3, and can play defense.  Not that Nate is the worst defender in the world, but his height is certainly a glaring flaw. 

CONS: Sessions is NOT a three-point shooter. In fact, he's just 6-33 for the entire season (Nte probably shoots 33 three-pointers a week).  Also, his dunks aren't as cool.

Considering that he made $427K this year, i'm assuming (emphasis on "assuming") that Sessions shouldn't demand much more than about $6M on a short deal, maybe three years or so at $2M per. That's a big drop-off from Nate, who should command anywhere from $5-7M per year. I'd like to re-sign Nate, but the organization has to keep the blueprints for 2010 intact. If you can get a player with similar production for one-third (or even one-fourth) of the cost, it makes sense.

It's at least something to consider.

 

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Posting and Toasting Opposing players and standing ovations

I thought I should try my best to make a clarification on a disturbing trend that has happened at Madison Square Garden since the Knicks franchise has gone in the tank: standing ovations for opposing players.

Kobe Bryant's 61-point effort earned him a standing O from the Garden faithful last night.  Knicks' fans have a great appreciation for basketball, and under certain circumstances breaking the Madison Square Garden all-time scoring record would warrant such a response.  However, Knicks fandom should trump any kind of acknowledgement for a special performance like Kobe's 61. 

Kobe's standing ovation was completely unacceptable for several reasons:

A) the streaking Knicks had won 8 of 11 and were just one-half game out of the 8th and final playoff spot in the East.
B) the Knicks have also been playing much better at home of late, and would've gotten a huge boost with a victory over the Lakers.
C) last night's game was arguably the biggest regular season game for the Knicks since February of 2006, and if you want to go back further, to the 2003-04 season.
D) Kobe is annoying and seeing former Knicks fans with his jersey on in attendance makes me throw up in my mouth.

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Kobe is embarrassing your team, and you're applauding?!

All of that being said, there are times when a standing ovation for an opposing player IS acceptable:

A) the Knicks are 10 or more games under .500 and out of the playoff race.
B) said player is playing his last game at the Garden and you're really happy that he's never coming back (i.e. Reggie Miller).
C) said player is going to eventually become a Knick, and you're pre-cheering for how awesome he's going to be when he's on your team (i.e. LeBron James).
D) said player prevents David Lee from achieving a double-double (borderline impossible).
E) Isiah is still the coach and you want said player to be kicked in the face and/or groin area.

Just my two cents.

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Posting and Toasting Knicks 122, Pacers 113

(Editor's Note: Our very own Mase attended last night's win over the Pacers and was kind enough to recap what he witnessed. Enjoy.)

Yes, Sir!

 

Morning, space cadets.  I got to catch our streaking Knicks live at Indy last night for another win over a team that totally got bitch-slapped by SSOL.

Before I start, I noticed that last night's game thread had a picture of Jonathan Bender on it.  He was drafted out of high school by the Pacers in 2000, after they traded Antonio Davis (fuck him) to Toronto for the 5th overall pick.  His career was halted because of chronic knee problems.  In 2004, I was told by one of the Pacers' beat writers that Bender used to jump off roofs for fun with the neighborhood kids in his youth.  A) Jumping off roofs, seriously? B) how pissed is/would be Donnie Walsh about that? C) NOBODY tell Nate...you know he'd try that shit.

Game-time attire: Yankees hat, Larry Johnson road jersey that I got for my 14th birthday, $7 Starburys that are absolutely hideous.

 

Side note: I have some pictures but I was having some trouble uploading them.  I'll try to do that soon.

On to the game...

 

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Posting and Toasting All-White American NBA All-Stars!

The other night in the game thread we were having the discussion of the top white American players in the NBA.  I was talking it over with a few co-workers, and here is the starting five that we came up with:

PG Kirk Hinrich, SG Mike Dunleavy, SF Mike Miller, PF David Lee, C Chris Kaman

Since Kaman played for the German National team in last summer's Olympics, Seth said that he should be disqualified.  In that case, I'd put Spencer Hawes as the starting center. 

It's unfair to put Lee on this list because he transcends race

Bench: PG Steve Blake, SG Jason Kapono, SF Joe Alexander (??? find me another good white American 3 - and I refuse to put Adam Morrison here), PF Kevin Love (because Troy Murphy sucks), C Jeff Foster (hey, he hustles...) 

Someone at work asked me today if this was 20 years ago, what the starting five would be.  Here's what I came up with:

PG John Stockton, SG Chris Mullin, SF Larry Bird, PF Kevin McHale, C Bill Laimbeer (yes he did play center).

The bench would be: PG Mark Price, SG Danny Ainge, SF Kelly Tripucka (career-high 26.5 ppg in 1988-89 season), PF Tom Chambers (of Game Boy's NBA All-Star Challenge fame), C Mike Gminski.

Before I let you go, Nate would've never allowed this to happen...

Poor Mark Jackson. 

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Posting and Toasting Thoughts on Lee

NOTE: This was originally going to be a comment in the "Bell/Diaw" thread, but then I went way overboard and turned in into a fan post.

as good as David Lee is, and as much as we all like him, is it in the Knicks' best interests to sign him to a lucrative extension in the offseason?  if not, then they need to deal him before the deadline in order to sweeten the pot to shed Curry's fat ass ridiculous contract.

like i've said before, the ultimate goal should be to get as far under the cap as possible for 2010.  having already axed Z-Bo and Craw, getting LeBron plus another player (Bosh/Nash/Stoudemire/Wade/...?) is well within the realm of possibility.  though Diaw's contract goes through 2012, losing Curry would still free up an extra $2M (according to reports) for 2010.

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Fat guys can be cool/talented.  Curry is neither.

what i like about this deal is potentially getting Raja Bell.  he seems like the perfect fit for this team and fills a huge need: a guard who can actually defend and consistently hit from three (41% career).  Bell is 32, but he's not in the long-term plans anyway - his $5M comes off the books after next season - and he could help this team sneak into the playoffs this year.  i've already talked about Diaw.  his contract sucks, but anybody is better than Curry.

what i don't like about the deal is parting with Lee, but i don't think the Knicks should give him $10M per season or anything like that.  i'm really curious as to what he would get on the open market.  if it was $10-12M, i would say pass, but if the Knicks can lock him up for four or five years at $6-8M then i don't have a problem with that.  Lee is a guy worth keeping around, but Wilson Chandler is the only player that i would label as untouchable.

what does everyone think?

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Posting and Toasting Dear God, please no...

(Editor's Note: From the Fanposts: I'm with Mase. Walsh's rep goes kaboom instantly if he trades Lee for Diaw.)

The latest from NY Daily News beat writer Frank Isola's blog Knicks Knation:

"The Phoenix Suns traded one of D’Antoni’s all-time favorite players to the Charlotte Bobcats on Wednesday along with Raja Bell for Jason Richardson and Jared Dudley. The move means that when D’Antoni makes his emotional return to the Valley on Monday he won’t have as many former players to embrace.

But the trade also opens the door for the Knicks to eventually acquire Diaw, especially with Donnie Walsh’s good friend, Larry Brown, falling in and out of love with players on a daily basis."

I don't have any problem with a Diaw/D'Antoni reunion.  Though Diaw isn't much of a frontcourt player, he would add some size to the Knicks' interior (think of a thicker and better Jared Jeffries) - which is an area of need at this point. 

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What I do have a problem with is this:

"But now, you could see a scenario - perhaps one that would include David Lee being shipped out - where Diaw is wearing a Knicks uniform."

Yikes.

Besides being a P&T fan-favorite, Lee seems to be one of the few Knicks (along with Wil Chandler) worth keeping around for the LeBron/Amare/Bosh/Nash(?) spending mania in the summer of 2010.  Diaw has almost $27M remaining on a contract that goes through the 2010-11 season - a deal which would go against Donnie Walsh's 2010 purging plan.   Meanwhile, the Knicks didn't offer Lee an extension before this season, meaning that he will be a restricted free agent this summer. 

There were some rumors over the summer that the Knicks were interested in landing Diaw, along with former D'Antoni favorite Leandro Barbosa.  I know that D'Antoni would probably like to make it happen, but because Walsh was able to shed so much cap space with the Z-Bo and Craw trades, I don't see him backtracking and adding a guy like Diaw. 

It especially wouldn't make sense to ship David Lee to bring in Diaw, who adds minimal value.  If Walsh was going to part with Lee, I'm assuming it would either be to sugarcoat a package including someone like Eddy Curry to dump more salary, or in a deal that includes a future first round draft pick.

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Posting and Toasting Knicks 116, Barons 106

 

Hey kids.  Just in case you were out having a social life instead of watching the Knicks in a early November regular season game against a one-win team, here's your recap.

The Thunder sounds like a WNBA team name.  I mean tell me where the Thunder are better suited: in a league that has team names like the Shock, Sun, Storm, Fever, Dream, and Mercury, or in a league that has team names like the Knicks, Celtics, Bulls, Hawks, Lakers, and Timberwolves?  That's what I thought. 

Anyways, I compiled a list of possible replacement names that all would've been better (I always thought "Disorders" would've been cool because then they could be the OCDs), and that's how I'll refer to the Thunder Barons in this post.  Side note: No, I won't be referring to them as the Oklahoma City Bombers (dude, not cool).

I was unable to watch the game on television, because I was at work, but I followed the gamecast online.  That being said, some of the content in this post may be a dramatization, and may not have actually occurred.

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Posting and Toasting Scrubdown #2: Rick Brunson

Actual Editor's Note: Here's our friend Mase with an homage to Posting and Toasting's second favorite scrub of all time. As of now, Mase denies all allegations of drug use before said homage, though many are still skeptical. Enjoy. I sure did. Here's Mase:

Editor’s note: When thinking about Rick Brunson, I became curious as to how he became the Rick Burson that turned into P&T’s 2nd most beloved Knicks’ Scrub of All-Time.  After doing some reserach, I was able to write a semi-accurate biography on Rick Brunson, and how a rough childhood made him the scrub we all knew and loved on the 1999 Eastern Conference Champions.

RICK: Based on a true story

EARLY DAYS

Eric Daniel Brunson was born in Syracuse, NY on a warm June day in 1972.  Eric grew up playing youth league basketball and was a successful point guard in his childhood.  However, Eric’s basketball career took a major turn when he and his family moved to Salem, Massachusetts when he was eight.  Because of his uncanny passing abilities and his innate ability to grow a jew-fro even though he was of African-American decent, he was persecuted among the paranoid Salem residents.  Given the town’s history as a hotbed of witchcraft and black magic during the early settlement days, this was not a surprise.  Eric spent the rest of his pre-teen years regulated to the end of the bench for the Salem Witches in the 10-12 age division of the Salem Basketball League.  During a Salem town council meeting, the Brunson family was banned from having a basketball hoop in their driveway.  Despite this setback, Brunson used the broomsticks and other witch-related paraphernalia (including a witch hat with a cut off top turned upside-down to use as a hoop) that was thrown on his yard by angry Salem residents to build a basketball goal.  He continued to practice five hours a day. 

 

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Brunson's early adolescent jew-fro (similar to Screech's)

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Posting and Toasting Know the Prospect: Eric Gordon

 

Editor's Note: Big thanks to Mase for writing up this fantastic Eric Gordon profile. If any of the rest of you are experts on one prospect or another and are interested in doing your own KTP, let me know.

When the two biggest loves of my sports life get together, it’s often a good thing.  Therefore I should be excited about the prospects of the Knicks landing Eric Gordon from my alma-mater and current state of residence, right?  Despite a long-standing tradition of IU players translating their superb collegiate careers into the pros with the Knicks, including Eric Anderson (pictured below left, 1992-93), Jared Jeffries (2006-present), and Roderick Wilmont (pictured below right, summer league 2007), I’m not as excited this time around.  

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That being said, Seth entrusted me to write a Know the Prospect bit on Gordon, and in the interests of killing more time at work, I gladly ageed:

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Posting and Toasting Pacers/Knicks thoughts

I've never figured out why but after moving out to Indiana for school in 2001, I've stuck around.  I live in Indy now and don't often get to fit in a trip to the Garden even though I go back to CT to see my family for Christmas.  So, basically I get to see the Knicks two times a year...against the shitastic Pacers.

Here are some thoughts from the game last night:

Side note: The Pacers' crowds are so pathetic now that I drove downtown at 6:45, parked in a huge parking lot with maybe two dozen other cars for 3 bucks, met some friends in the Concourse and was in my seat by tip-off.  I've had more trouble getting to high school basketball games in this town.  

  • Wore an old LJ jersey I got for my 16th birthday but not one person commented on it.  Saw a couple other people with Z-Bo's threads on, which isn't surprising because he grew up about 40 minutes from Indy.  One dude had a LJ home jersey but I didn't get the chance to give him a high-five.  Saw a Messier Rangers and Eli road jersey as well...weird.
  • Conseco's a great venue which makes it even more sad that they are dead last in the NBA in attendance (by the way, Indianapolis is the most fair-weather city in America).  I've been to a handful of Pacers games this year, mostly to see good teams come to town.  Never have I seen the crowd so pathetic.  I think they announced it at 10,000 but there is no way there were more than 2,500 in that place.
  • The chick MC for the night is also one of the Pacers' dancers.  Gotta find ways to cut costs.
  • The beer I got wasn't green.  What the fuck?
  • Was it just me or did Balkman shoot about 50 free throws last night?  Anyways, people probably didn't know what the fuck was wrong with me when I was yelling "Atta boy, Humpty!" after each make.
  • Speaking of Humpty, he almost had a sick, one-handed posterizer in the third quarter but blew the dunk.  While it was happening I got up and yelled "Oooooohhh!" but it came out like a pre-pubescent squeal.  Two people turned around and I pulled my hat over my eyes.  
  • Former Hoosier Jared Jeffries got a nice round of applause from the Indiana faithful.  I welcome him to the game by yelling "SHIT!"
  • David Lee took two awful looking 15-footers and was immediately benched.
  • When he came back in the game later, Lee took a three-pointer which almost made me spike my non-green beer in the aisle.  
  • Wilson Chandler has a jump shot?
  • Nate absolutely destroyed Marquis Daniels on a crossover and hit a jumper in his eyeball.  I told one of the friends that came with me that the Knicks would be the 2 seed in the East if this was street-ball.  
  • Players on both teams were getting to the hoop with ease, especially Dunleavy.  I haven't watched every team play (haven't seen the Kings or Bobcats among shitty teams), but I can't imagine there are two worse defensive teams in the league.
  • The "MSG HD" banner behind Breen on the scorers table made me homesick.
  • `Dolph came in for what felt like 30 seconds.  Some fat dude behind me yelled `Shouldda stayed at UK (Kentucky), asshole!"  We were clearly in earshot of him so hopefully that didn't ruin Dolph's 4 minutes of playing time.  For some reason, I picture him sitting in a dark Visitor's Locker Room contemplating if pursuing his NBA dream is really worth the verbal abuse.  
  • Freddie Jones is awful.
  • The Knicks were down two, with the ball, shot clock turned off at the end of the third quarter.  What did they run?  I shit you not: An iso play for Mardy Collins.  I don't remember if he actually missed a shot or turned it over because I was in complete shock.  The NBA: Where a Mardy Collins' iso play (actually) happens!
  • I basically gave up on the Knicks in late-December and have been hoping they tank for the rest of the season.  But, last night I really, really wanted them to win.  That being said, in the long run, it's probably better they collapsed late.
  • When walking out, one of the 90-year old ushers told me "tough loss" and I told him about how one day a Pacers/Knicks game would mean something again and he scoffed at my remark.  Bastard.
  • I paid zero dollars for a $90 face club level seat to see the Knicks in hideous green jerseys play an almost as bad Pacers team.  And I dragged three friends along.  I'd say it was worth it.
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    Posting and Toasting The Knicks deserve this?

    from ESPN.com's Page 2:

    "Dear New York Knicks,

    Please, please, please: do not fire Zeke. Do not get religion, discover common sense, have the wherewithal to turn things around. Just continue to flail, to crash and burn, night after humiliating night, like footage of the Hindenberg explosion in a TiVo pause-rewind-play loop.

    Oh, and don't do it for you. Do it for the rest of us.

    Do it for everyone that's ever had to endure your insufferable fan base, a standing army of basketball snobs, forever touting their superior knowledge of the game -- because it really takes a hoops savant to appreciate the pick-and-roll, something you can find on any playground in America -- and always blathering about the '70s Knicks, as if throwing the extra pass was akin to painting the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. Do it for everyone who's suffered NYC roundball haughtiness in general, the like-clockwork use of "Mecca" when referring to Madison Square Garden, the slavish overrating of the City Game and its ink-stained schoolboy prodigies (have any three players been more overhyped than Stephon Marbury, Sebastian Telfair and Felipe Lopez?)

    Do it as penance, too, as public self-flagellation, our pound of flesh for your single-handed screwing up of the entire NBA in the 1990s. Don't remember? We'll remind you: "Force" basketball. Starks and Oak and Mase. Mugging and plodding and hand-checking your way to victory, because, hey, the refs can't call 'em all!

    Nothing -- not the Brawl at the Palace, not Allen Iverson's oh-so-scary, hide-the-precious-white-babies cornrows -- has hurt the league more, made a beautiful game so ugly and unwatchable. Your franchise is to blame for an entire generation of control freak coaches turning Showtime into slop, into no-skill, floor-burn college ball, populated by can't-shoot musclemen, the hoops equivalent of the NHL-strangling neutral zone trap. Your franchise was directly responsible for the worst NBA Finals ever, New York vs. Houston, where the O.J. Bronco chase was a welcome diversion ... even though it was just a car driving down a road, about as visually thrilling as a hamster on a wheel. Your franchise killed the fast break; it went into one of Pat Riley's 4-hour, ?quien es mas macho? practice-cum-Aztec-sacrifice sessions and never came out.

    Do it, Knicks. Keep sucking. Keep sucking for karma. For justice. For Bill Bradley being a loooong time ago, for the misnomer "Starbury" being foisted on an unsuspecting and undeserving populace, for Starks going 1-for-17 in a professional game.

    Seriously, it's the least you can do.
    -- Patrick Hruby"

    im not sure who this hrbuy douche is and im not going to respond to a non-factual tirade spewed by someone who obviously hates the knicks and is jealous of their success from the 70's and 90's.  

    but i do want to discuss one line: "Your franchise was directly responsible for the worst NBA Finals ever, New York vs. Houston, where the O.J. Bronco chase was a welcome diversion ... "

    this is the part where you throw the column in the trash.  knicks/rockets worst finals ever?  im not saying it was all-time great, but are there really people out there that actually think the '94 Finals was worse than Cleveland/San Antonio?  New Jersey/LA Lakers?  New Jersey/San Antonio? Orlando/Houston?  

    Jesus, at least it was competitive and went seven games.  those other Finals were pathetic.

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    Posting and Toasting Coaching changes?

    i think we are all in agreement that isiah is out of time, out of money, and out of chances to turn this team around.  however, ive been having problems thinking of a possible candidate that would be willing/able to take over.  i believe that there still are coaches that would savor an opportunity to turn the knicks around.  if it worked out, new york would make him into a god.  plus, as bad and embarrassing as this franchise has been lately, it's still one of the NBA flagships.

    that being said, there is no established head coach with pro experience that would put himself through the media circus (and restrictions), spotlight, and criticism which comes with being head coach of the knicks.  but, regardless the knicks need to make the coaching move now because there is no reason to continue this season with a lame duck coach.

    we know this is not just isiah's fault and that scott layden played a big part laying the foundation of ineptitude.  but we also know that isiah is never going to make this team into a winner.  it's time to cut the losses and rebuild, and not on the fly.  if it takes 2-3 (including this one) years of horrible seasons to fully turn this around, i'm willing to wait.  i mean it can't get any worse than it already is, right?  really, what's the difference between winning 20 games and winning 30 games?  this team and this franchise is already the laughing stock of the League.  the knicks are past the point of just "saving face."  i've been waiting six years as it is and have only seen payroll increases, horrible contracts, bad trades (mcdyess, marbury, tim thomas, curry, francis) and zero playoff wins.  

    i compare watching the current state of the knicks to notre dame.  yeah being the joke of college football and being 2-9 sucks (that's the understatement of the century).  however ND is playing a ton of freshman and sophomores and has the #1 recruiting class waiting in the wings.  translation = at least there is hope.  that's the difference between ND football and knicks basketball - there is no hope with isiah and this current team.  i like what i've seen from lee, nate, collins and humpty and i like chandler and morris' upside.  but those players arent dynamic and haven't shown flashes of MVP or even all-star talent.  they have the chances to be very good...very good role players and very good sixth-mans.  what the knicks need is a young franchise talent that they can build around.  first off, they can really cash in with a top five pick, especially with this year's freshman one-and-done class being unbelievably and ridiculously talented (love, rose, gordon, beasley, mayo). all five of those players are dynamic talents that can develop into franchise players.  z-bo is still young (26) and is worth keeping around.  but, as for everyone else?  curry is horrible.  he brings nothing to the table.  he can't defend, he can't rebound and he's slow.  he is never going to come close to being the franchise player that the bulls (originally) or isiah thought.  randolph is basically the same player, yet he is 100X better.  crawford is a one-trick pony (aka he's a gunner), Q is always hurt and plays more like a 37 year-old than a 27-year old, marbury's is nothing but a nuisance and the only value he has is his albatross contract, which will expire someday (in two years).  jeffries, freddie jones, jerome james and rose are dead-weight and should be bought out, cut, or nailed to the bench until their contracts expire.

    hopefully dolan has finally woken up and realizes that it is time to clean house and salvage what's left.  play through the season and let some of the younger guys that actually play like they give a shit (lee, humpty) develop. if they make the move soon, i'm willing to be patient.  but ive given up on isiah on marbury on curry and on these knicks.  it's time to move on.  this franchise is currently shooting for 7-8 seeds and 35-40 wins and they aren't even able to accomplish those pathetic "goals".  

    i want to hope because their is hope, not because i'm blindly optimistic of the knicks just because i'm a die-hard fan.  i want a reason to believe that 2009, 2010, 2011 will be different than 2004, 2005, and 2006.

    please knicks blow it up, fire isiah, and give me hope, give me optimism - fuck, just give me SOMETHING.  

    and i'll keep giving you my patience.

    April 29, 2001 - the date of the last knicks playoff win.  

    how much longer are we going to have to wait?

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    Posting and Toasting Everybody coming back?

    http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/columns/story?columnist=stein_marc&id=2967624&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab3pos1

    A flurry of former Knicks are mentioned in this article including: Allan Houston, Latrell Sprewell, Keith Van Horn, Qyntel Woods (a 26 year-old making a comeback?), Antonio Davis and Charles Oakley (no joke).  Even Shawn Kemp wants to make a comeback, possibly so he can better-afford child support on his 67 illegitimate kids.

    Notable omissions: Kenny "Sky" Walker, Xavier McDaniel, Dick McGuire.

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    Posting and Toasting P&T Top Ten: Number 9- Anthony Mason

    Editor's Note: Anthony Mason's Haircut rocks the shit with this post on his namesake. Arichmix is up next with Charlie Ward.

    Similar to John Starks, Anthony George Douglas Mason was an unknown coming out of college and languished in Europe and the CBA before getting a break in the NBA.  After being cut by Portland, he spent some time in Jersey as well as a 3-game stint in Denver.  But it wasn't until he signed with the Knicks before the '91-92 season (btw, one of the most underrated Knicks teams ever...took a vastly superior Bulls squad to the brink that year in the 2nd round) that the world was introduced to Anthony Mason.

    Mase was an integral part of the punch-you-in-the-mouth defensive Knicks teams that defined the Pat Riley era.  He was a beast of a player, listed at just 6'7 (yeah right, maybe with his shoes on) and 250 pounds.  He had a hideous jump shot, though it occasionally fell, and also was one of the pioneers of the one-handed free throw - something Shaq no doubt adapted from him.  But his baby-hook from 3-5 feet was straight butter, and it helped Mase score over taller defenders as well as pick up garbage points down low.  Mase always took other teams by surprise by pretending like he was a dumb thug, then throwing a perfect backdoor pass to a cutting John Starks or Derek Harper for an easy layup.  That was an aspect of his game that was seriously underrated - he was like a big point guard.  Mase would then run down to the other end of the floor, punch you in the balls on defense, take the ball from you, run down to the other end, grab an offensive rebound and either a) dunk, or b) baby hook your ass, then he would bob his head or scream (I also credit Mase as one of the earlier innovators of the chest pound).  Rinse and repeat.  There's Anthony Mason in a nutshell.  


    Mase reacting after baby hooking someone's ass

    Mase was never flashy on the court.  He was around a 8.5 ppg/7.5 rpg guy in his time in NY.  But, if Mase got starter minutes, his numbers would've generated to an average of almost 14 rebounds per game according to my calculations.  Most importantly for Mase, he played every game, was never hurt and had the fire that many of the current Knicks (cough, Eddy Curry, cough) lack.  And Mase did earn Sixth Man of the Year honors in his final season as a Knick, so he did get some recognition.

    Mason played for three other teams after leaving (along with Brad Lohaus, it's pathetic that I know that) the Knicks in the Larry Johnson trade back in '96. He enjoyed a career season in Charlotte that year, in which he was selected to the All-NBA Third Team.  Mason averaged a double-double (16-11) and an uncanny 5.7 dimes a game that season!  But Mase wasn't even an All-Star, and only appeared in one All-Star game in his lone season with Miami when he was reunited with Riley.  It did pain me to see him with the Heat in '01 but that team was a non-factor.  The only time the Knicks and Mase met in the playoffs was in '97 when New York easily dispatched of the Hornets in a first-round sweep before being screwed out of the Eastern Conference Finals by David Stern and PJ Brown.  His career averages are a solid 10.8 ppg and 8.3 rpg.  Mase also averaged 2.3 elbows-in-your-mother-fucking-eye-socket per game.

    Mason in Pop Culture

    As a white pre-teen in suburban Connecticut, it wasn't exactly socially acceptable to have messages shaved in my head like Mase.  But regardless, I begged my parents to no avail.  After ignoring their orders and a failed attempt to shave "Muggsy" (my nickname at the time since I was like 4 feet tall) into my head during 5th grade summer camp in 1994, I decided the haircut artistry was best left to Mason.  I tried all week to recall some of the specific messages he had in his head.  His trademark was the "Mase" in cursive, which he apparently still rocks today.  He may have at one time had "Chosen" or something similar.  You could basically fit a whole paragraph on that dude's head.  

    Besides the haircut, Mason also had a big influence on New York based rappers.  

    Mase slammed his way through Bronx rapper Diamond D's "Best Kept Secret" from '92:

    The song title is fitting because Mason was certainly one of the NBA's best kept secrets in the 90's.  It is perhaps the best concept for a Music Video ever with Mason dunking on a playground the entire time.  

    Mase is also famously referenced in the Brooklyn-born Beastie Boys track "B Boys Makin' With the Freak Freak" from Ill Communication (my personal favorite album ever) which was released in 1994:

    "Got fat bass lines like Russel Simmons steals money, got
    Clientele you know I rock well,
    And then you're on my dick because I'm D.F.L.
    Yeah Mike cause playing the bass is my favorite shit,
    I might be a hack on the stand up but I'm working at it
    I got my hair cut correct like Anthony Mason
    Then I ride the I.R.T. right up to Penn Station..."

    (you can also check "Get it Together" on the same album for a John Starks reference...)

    Sick.  

    Anyways, one could argue that Anthony Mason was the biggest pop culture icon in Knicks history.  He's certainly in the top three.  Walt Frazier had his fashion, John Starks had "the Dunk" and his middle-finger incident in Miami, and Pat had his Angel of Death cameo in the Exorcist.  Mase had his haircut, a music video, rap song references, a fugly baby hook and his right and left elbows.  He may not have been a statistical monster and he may not have a place for his jersey to be hung at the Garden.  But, Anthony Mason <pause for emotional ending> certainly has cemented a place in all of our hearts (9th place to be exact).

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    Posting and Toasting Marbury on Mike'd Up

    some strange comments from starbury on 'miked up' (heres the full YouTube clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yTjebH2fLU)-

    predictions for the season: "10 ppg, like 12-13 dimes, like 2-3 assists, and about 4-5 reb"

    um, im not a basketall expert but aren't "dime" and "assist" the same thing?

    on unique bond with sister: "so many people were praying for me...my sister has been praying, my name sake...thats what she is to me.  stephanie, stephon, stephanie, that my daughter's name, i kept it in the family.  my sister has been praying for this day forever and it finally happened yesterday when i kissed her.  and i felt her body and felt her soul, i was delighted to be kissing her.  i couldnt even cry."

    pretty weird to say that shit about your sister.  

    also midway through steph goes on a rant about how he doesnt want the championship trophy and only wants to win.  ??

    he then calls his wife his "better ho".  and finishes by yelling stuff at the end during a subway read.

    so yeah, just thought id share those.  sweet peach-colored blazer though.

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    Posting and Toasting Kobe to Knicks talks sprouting up again...

    From Chris Sheridan over at ESPN.com:

    "New York: If Chicago is one of the logical places for Bryant to end up, that raises the question of which team could make a competing offer. That's where Knicks coach and president Isiah Thomas would come in.

    I've known Isiah a long time, so trust me when I tell you he would go to the end of the earth and do whatever it takes to get a deal like this done. He wants his legacy to be something special in New York, and Kobe Bryant could help assure that. Furthermore, Bryant has previously expressed interest in lighting up Gotham.

    As a trade partner, what the Knicks lack in quality, they have in quantity. In terms of volume, Isiah could overwhelm almost any other offer out there, starting with combo guard Jamal Crawford, rebounding machine David Lee, Knicks starting power forward Channing Frye, a pair of unprotected No. 1 picks (let's say 2008 and 2010) and sundry throw-ins, including Nate Robinson, Randolph Morris, Renaldo Balkman, et al.

    Crawford can score 20 points a night, and he'll go prolific for you at least twice a month. Lee is a double-double man, and the most popular player on the Knicks, an energy guy who will easily play in the league for 10 more years if he stays healthy. He's far from a bum, and the same goes for Frye, who could start for the Lakers for the next seven seasons.

    No, there's no superstar in here, but it's a lot of lumber. And if you're rebuilding, you need a cache of young talent. Lee, Frye and Robinson are still on their rookie contracts. Crawford has a reasonable long-term deal ($7.9 next season, with a contract that ends after he makes $10.08 million in 2010-11). The Lakers would actually have cap space, lots of it, after Lamar Odom's contract ends in the summer of '09.

    Nothing, however, will happen unless Kobe forces Buss' hand. That hasn't happened yet, and it still might not happen if the Lakers can make a major deal to put some new talent around Kobe and placate him. Certainly we've all heard about the possibility of Jermaine O'Neal and/or other players joining Bryant in L.A.

    But if that doesn't happen, I wouldn't be surprised if Kobe pipes up publicly again, this time demanding -- not requesting -- a trade."

    That's some high praise for some on those list (Frye = a 7-year starter?  Did Dolan write that?), still an interesting thought.

    I really don't know how I feel about it.  I've never been a big Kobe fan but anyone would be stupid to deny his talent.  I still think he's the best player in the NBA not named Tim Duncan (boring as TD is).

    Thoughts?

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