Armchair Analyst

  • joined Dec 09, 2012
  • last login Apr 18, 2014
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Servin' up #HotTakes for carry-out and deliver.

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GIF Session: Final Four

Is your brain stalling out when you try to remember everything about the Final Four teams? Don't stress, y'all. GIF Session is here and it brought jumper cables.

GIF Session: Sweet 16

Having trouble remembering which underdog to root for? Can't quite put your finger on who's favored anymore? Fret not dear readers, because GIF Session is here to save the day!

Walk Hard

Life made him tough, weights made him strong, and he made himself a champion.

Saturday live thread

Mizzou may not be involved, but there's still some sweet hoops action happenin' today. Wanna chat about it? TOO BAD. Just kidding, come on in!

Michael Sam: The Man of Steel

Michael Sam used to be a regular, everyday football player. Just a guy trying to make it to the NFL, same as everyone else. Last Sunday, he came out to the public and became so much more.

Air Frank Ones

Frank Haith will be stompin' in his Air Force Ones as long as the Tigers keep winning.

100% Cotton Trip Diary

I trudged all the way down to Texas to watch the Tigers play some football. It might have been a little bit of fun.

Study Hall: Christmas

We sent Christmas gifts to some of our favorite Tigers. Let's analyze how they were received.

The Six Million Dollar RB

The amazing story of a star running back and his long road back from a horrific injury.

What We're Thankful For

Our Tigers are in the midst of an incredible football season, and for that we are thankful.

Better Call PAWL

Are you being DISRESPECTED by the BCS Selection Committee? Need someone to plead your case? Call in to the Paul Finebaum radio show today and have your wishes granted!

Jurassic Zou

Mizzou's defensive line is a genetically engineered killing machine, and we have a GIF to prove it.

Championship Game Conundrum

The 9th ranked Tigers still have a decent shot at being invited to a BCS bowl game, will playing in the SEC Championship help or hurt their cause?

Anthrascience: Stomping South Carolina

Merry Mauktoberfest everyone! Let's celebrate with some Homecoming science.

Britt Banishes a Backer to Oblivion

Justin Britt blocked Antonio Morrison into oblivion and we broke down how it happened.

Anthrascience: Flogging Florida

Our Walt has lost his Jesse. How will Pinkel win without Franklin? Science gives us the answer.

Georgia Trip Diary

My stay in Athens was both fantastic and ridiculous. Find out all the dirty deets in here!

A Depth Chart with Dragons

By enduring the flames of injury and disappointment, Gary Pinkel was able to stock his backfield with some major FIREpower.

Anthrascience: Beating the Bulldogs

Time for some good, old fashioned Big Game Science.

Pinkel keeps his swag on 100.

Gary Pinkel: fluent in Swaghili.

Mr. Josey Goes to Washington

With the US government in disarray, it falls on one running back to keep our country afloat.

Anthrascience: Clobbering the Commodores

What will it take to start 1-0 in conference play? Let's find out WITH SCIENCE, YO.

Anthrascience: Whipping the Wolves

A scientific look at what the Tigers need to do to remain undefeated.

Defining the Defense

The Tigers unveiled a new defensive wrinkle against Indiana, and we can't seem to agree on a name for it. We need your help, internet. What should we call our new formation?

The New Adventures of Henry Josey: Episode 3

Less than 24 hours before his game against Indiana, our hero finds himself transported to a strange, candy-filled world. In order to make it back in time, he must make his way through a convoluted maze of sweets.

Thursday Overflow Thread: New Helmets!

Happy New Helmet Day!

Anthrascience: Handling the Hoosiers

The quintessential formula for obtaining a win in Bloomington, found through advanced scientific methods.

The New Adventures of Henry Josey: Episode 2

After an attempt to stave off bye-week boredom goes awry, our hero finds himself face-to-face with an old nemesis.

Thursday overflow thread, RoboCoach edition

When Dave Steckel - a loving husband, father and good coach - is seriously injured in the line of duty, the multinational conglomerate NCAACorp sees their chance for a part man, part robot football coach.


Breaking down the pick six

Markus Golden's interception return for a touchdown against Toledo was obviously one of the most exciting moments in the 38-23 victory over the Rockets. Not only did it extend Missouri's small...

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