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KC Chiefs anagrams!

ArrowDread — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:17:01 -0000

So....lets be real. The Chiefs suck. Baseball sucks. And Im outta weed :( We can sit here and debate who the Chiefs should draft with thier top 5 pick next year, but its only October. We can bitch and moan that Haley is dumbazz, Chiefs got no O-line, etc etc, but that seems counter productive. Why dont we lighten up the mood around here and have some fun?! And whats more fun than KC Chiefs ANAGRAMS!!! (Well, lots of things are more fun, but just go with it) You know ANAGRAMS- rearranging the letters of a word or phrase to produce a new word or phrase. I'll get us started (I added punctuation for dramatic effect)...

Matt Cassell-- a TALL-SET SCAM?

Todd Haley-- is he a HEADY DULT; or will he DO THE LADY???

Glen Dorsey-- DENSE GLORY

Sean Ryan-- ANY SNARE?

Wade Smith-- DEATH SWIM!

Dajuan Morgan-- he's NO DAMN JAGUAR!!

Alex Magee-- will he pass his EAGLE EXAM?

And some of my personal favorites.....

Mike Goff-- "KEG?! IM OFF!!"

Corey Mays-- want some CREAMY SOY?

Scott Pioli-- is he a STOIC PILOT or is he here to SOLICIT POT???

Have fun everyone! Don't forget to pass the kouchie 'pon the left hand side!

Your friend- ArrowDread-- riding on the REWARD ROAD.

Biggest Denver douche???

ArrowDread — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 15:51:22 -0000

Chiefs fans everywhere have been loving the drama coming out of Denver. So much drama, its just like a mexican telenovela . I, for one, have been loving watching the self-destructive nature of the Donkeez as of late. This whole Jay Cutler situation got me thnking- is he now the biggest douche outta Denver?

Chiefs fans know that the Donkeez have had a long history of d-bags on their team. From d-bag coaches to d-bag players, even d-bag kickers. But who is the biggest douche ever? Here are my top 5 jackasses in Donkee history....

John Elway- horse-faced asshole. Complete sellout. Anyone who has driven through Denver has seen Elways ugly mug on billboards and ads. The dude will do anything for a dollar. How many teams have had a qb with a nearly identicle likeness to the teams mascot?

Jay Cutler- Another d-bag qb for the Donkeez with an undeserved sense of entitlement and an over-inflated sense of self-worth. Maybe he whines and cries so much becuase his blood-sugar is too low?

Shannon Sharpe- Another horse-faced asshole for the Donkeez. Complete jackass on and off the field.

Bill Romanowski- Juicer. Roid-rager. One of the dirtiest players of all time. Who spits on opposing players? A total d-bag is who...

Mike Shannahan- The rat-faced, nutria king himself. I always imagine him with a long rat tail coming out his back. This guy fake-bakes so much, hes porbably given himself skin canc er by now. His arrogance alone makes him one of the biggest jackasses in Donkee history.

The list of Denver d-bags could go on and on, but the I think these are the favorites. Who is your vote for biggest Donkee douche?

Poll

Who is the biggest Donkee douchebag?

John Elway

9 votes

Jay Cutler

8 votes

Shannon Sharpe

15 votes

Bill Romanowski

39 votes

Mike Shannahan

6 votes

77 votes | Poll has closed

President To-Do List

ArrowDread — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 16:47:42 -0000

No, no, this is not a list for Obama, but rather the new president of the Chiefs. We all know Carl was the overlord of all operations around Arrowhead, but since he has been dethroned, his duties are now split. We know Pioli is now in charge of the football side of things, and there has been much discussion on AP about what he needs to do. But what about the busness side of things at Arrowhead? I dont know who is in charge of the busness operations (Denny Thum?), but whoever it is, they will surely be just as busy as Pioli. I wanted to help, so I compliled a short list of things to get him started.

-Freeze ticket prices- Tickets have gone up every year of the 18 I've been a season ticket holder, now at $79 for an upper level seat. For what? Herm and 2-14 record? I could understand if the Chiefs were bringing home trophies, maybe. But with a team this bad, it is not time to gouch fans' wallets.

-Finish construction- Anyone who went to Arrowhead saw a scene straight outta Baghdahd out there. The Chiefs should be running double shifts to finsh construction. No reason not to be ready before opening day THIS year.

-No more parking nazis- If you tailgated at Arrowhead this year, chances are you were accosted or harrassed by the parking staff. This years staff was unnesscarily aggressive and unreasonable. I understand some people would like help parking, but when people have the same tailgate plans for decades, let them be. The tape all the way into the parking spot is a little excessive.

-More tailgating- Lots used to open 4 hours before kickoff. Now its 3.5. What gives? That last half hour is crucial. Lots should be open at least 4 hours before, if not more.

-Chiefs Marching Band- The TD Packband is no more. I have to say thank goodness. They were seriously lacking in heart and talent. Patti Dipardo is a terrible singer. Also, letting an opponent bang on your bongos is not cool. Show some pride and protect your bongos! The Chiefs have always tried to embrace the college atmoshpere, so I propose the Chiefs put together their own marching band. I believe the Ravens are the only NFL team to have one. But a hometown marching band would be baddass! Maybe the Chiefs could work a deal with local legends, The Marching Cobras. They could be in charge of the halftime shows and never again would we have to endure the geriatric Jazzercise dancers.

-No more KC Wolf- Sorry, but the shtick is old and played out. I get it, you shake your belly, jump on a Broncos fan and ride off on a 4 wheeler. Its been the same gig for years. With a marching band, we wouldnt have to endure another one his lame halftime show either. And by the way, what are you? A wolf? A racoon? Some sort of nutria?

-Bring back Warpaint!- Old fans will remember, Warpaint was badass! With KC Wolf out, bring back Warpaint and have him do some laps around the field, and get everyone hyped. He may not be culturally sensitve, but he sure was cool!

-More fireworks and flyovers- What needs to be said? Always kick ass!

This is just a short list to help get started. Im sure Im leaving some things off. But if the new president does these few things, business will be booming again at Arrowhead.

JoePa on Herm

ArrowDread — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 22:33:57 -0000

Nice article from Joe Posnanski on Herm.

You can't go 2-14. You can't set an NFL record for fewest sacks. You can't give up more yards than any Chiefs team ever -- especially with the preposterous defenses the Chiefs have had the last few years. You can't go 2-14. You can't go into a year hoping that Brodie Croyle will be a franchise quarterback. You can't go into a year hoping that Brodie Croyle will stay healthy for a full game, much less a season.

In defense of Kansas City coach in limbo Herm Edwards

Posnanski is still by far the best in KC. Whitlock should take some pointers