I'm calling my shot

ArtistFormerlyKnownAsBuck — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 20:46:41 -0000

Here's my prediction for what the 53-man roster will look like at the beginning of the regular season. I'm doing it now...before training camp...because that takes more balls. And really, I'm just bored to tears. Oh, and before I forget, the Cowboys suck.

Defense

DE: God, Weaver, Cochran, Bulman

DT: Francis Okam, Man-Child, God Don’t Like Ugly, Maddox,

LB: DeJesus, Greenwood, Diles, Adibi, LVJ, Rosie

CB: Bennett, Molden, Reeves, Roberson, Fletcher

S: C.C. Brown, Smoov Will, Brandon Harrison, Ferguson

Offense

OT: Brown, Winston, Frye, Salaam

OG: Pitts, Briesel, Studdard, Weary

C: Myers, White

WR: AJ, Walter, Apostrophe, Jacoby, Anderson

TE: Daniels, Bruener, Dreessen

RB: Green, Brown, Taylor, Slaton

FB: Leach, Abbate

QB: The Schaub, Sage, Brink

Special Teams

P: Matt “not Chad Stanley” Turk

K: Brown

LS: Pittman

Injured Reserve/PUP

Dunta Robinson

Practice Squad

Eslinger C

Stevenson G

Jenkins WR

Simmons WR

Barber DB

Walker RB

Nading DE

Long DT

Notable Cuts:

Barbaro

Petey

Glenn Earl

N.D. Kalu

Zgonina

Jameel Cook

Chaun Thompson

My life as a fan

ArtistFormerlyKnownAsBuck — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 18:36:47 -0000

I was just a kid in the late '70s, living in a small town in the Texas Hill Country. But I was a die-hard Oilers fan. My dad, on the other hand, was a Cowboys fan. There's no way I can explain the reason why I hated the Cowboys, I don't even remember making any conscious decision to do so. It was just there.

Everyone knows there were many low spots if you were an Oiler fan, with a few high spots sprinkled here and there. Bud moved the team and they became dead to me. I was an NFL orphan.

Then along came Bob McNair like some kind of Phillip Drummond offering a family and a team to call my own. I was all in. 19-10 was one of my happiest moments as a Houston fan. Suffering through 2-14 was one of the worst.

Fast forward to this season. I found out about a month and a half ago that I would be moving to Portland, OR. Since I would no longer be in Houston I wanted a place to settle in and be connected with other "all in" fans. I had been lurking at this site and Matt's for a while and knew most of the characters and felt like I belonged as part of the dysfunctional family that is BRB and Co.

So last night I put on my Texans hat and headed out in search of the nearest sports bar knowing I was gonna take a lot of crap for being a fan. And I was looking forward to it, the Texans were my team. And after all was said and done, there I was, sitting alone in a sports bar 2500 miles away from home and never more proud to be a Houston Texans fan.

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I'm calling my shot

My life as a fan