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      <title>Did you hear the one about the wrestling midgets killed by fake hookers? No, really.</title>
      <link>http://www.uncommonsportsman.com/2009/7/3/936613/did-you-hear-the-one-about-the</link>
      <author>Axion</author>
      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 06:15:13 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;div class="source source-img"&gt;&lt;p&gt;Did you hear the one about the &lt;a href="http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Wrestling_midgets_killed_by_fake_hookers&amp;in_article_id=696603&amp;in_page_id=34" target="new"&gt;wrestling midgets killed by fake hookers?&lt;/a&gt; No, really.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <title>The bee keeper, bee keeping it up.</title>
      <link>http://www.gaslampball.com/2009/7/2/936247/the-bee-keeper-bee-keeping-it-up</link>
      <author>Axion</author>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 23:55:29 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;div class="source source-img"&gt;&lt;p&gt;The bee keeper, bee keeping it&amp;nbsp;up.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <title>Italian swimmer Flavia Zoccari is forced to step down from competition after her junk comes out of...</title>
      <link>http://www.uncommonsportsman.com/2009/7/1/934634/italian-swimmer-flavia-zoccari-is</link>
      <author>Axion</author>
      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:16:49 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;div class="source source-img"&gt;&lt;p&gt;Italian swimmer Flavia Zoccari is forced to step down from competition after her junk comes out of her trunk -via &lt;a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1196792/Top-Italian-swimmers-horror-bathing-costume-bursts-open-unfortunate-place-championship-meet.html" target="new"&gt;dailymail.co.uk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <title>Top 5 Reasons the OTs are always late now</title>
      <link>http://www.gaslampball.com/2009/6/30/931217/top-5-reasons-the-ots-are-always</link>
      <author>Axion</author>
      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 23:38:06 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;h2&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.gaslampball.com/2009/6/30/931217/top-5-reasons-the-ots-are-always"&gt;Top 5 Reasons the OTs are always late&amp;nbsp;now&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;


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    &lt;li class="fs-list1"&gt;jbox found a special someone who shares his love of celebrities and pseudo-veganism.&lt;/li&gt;
  
    &lt;li class="fs-list2"&gt;Dex got lost on the way back through Oregon, now practices homeopathic medicine from a shack in the woods.&lt;/li&gt;
  
    &lt;li class="fs-list3"&gt;We are being punished for not appreciating their humor.&lt;/li&gt;
  
    &lt;li class="fs-list4"&gt;They have a secret second family and are away on one of their "business trips."&lt;/li&gt;
  
    &lt;li class="fs-list5"&gt;They hate this community and this is now Ducksnorts II.&lt;/li&gt;
  
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      <title>12-Year-Old Bull Rider Dies After Being Thrown, Trampled</title>
      <link>http://www.uncommonsportsman.com/2009/6/29/929865/12-year-old-bull-rider-dies-after</link>
      <author>Axion</author>
      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 23:55:53 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;h3&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.denverpost.com/headlines/ci_12710857"&gt;12-Year-Old Bull Rider Dies After Being Thrown,&amp;nbsp;Trampled&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;div class="description"&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sure, it's not the most dangerous children's activity, but who really thought that was a good idea?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <title>Cheerleaders: The most dangerous game</title>
      <link>http://www.uncommonsportsman.com/2009/6/29/929851/cheerleaders-the-most-dangerous</link>
      <author>Axion</author>
      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 23:42:54 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;h3&gt;&lt;a href="http://fe24.story.media.ac4.yahoo.com/news/story/maple/us/livescience/20090626/sc_livescience/themostdangeroussportcheerleading"&gt;Cheerleaders: The most dangerous&amp;nbsp;game&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;div class="description"&gt;&lt;p&gt;Cheerleading accounted for 65.2 percent of high school and 70.5 percent of college catastrophic injuries among all female sports.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <title>Fisherman catches record-breaking shark off coast of Ireland... but should he have thrown...</title>
      <link>http://www.uncommonsportsman.com/2009/6/29/928913/fisherman-catches-record-breaking</link>
      <author>Axion</author>
      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 06:24:53 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;div class="source source-img"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1195402/Fisherman-catches-record-breaking-shark-coast-Ireland--lands-ethical-throwback-storm.html" target="new"&gt;Fisherman catches record-breaking shark off coast of Ireland... but should he have thrown it&amp;nbsp;back?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <title>contending #marlins, looking for relief, asked about heath bell, joakim soria. told, "not...</title>
      <link>http://www.gaslampball.com/2009/6/27/927691/contending-marlins-looking-for</link>
      <author>Axion</author>
      <pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 19:37:06 -0000</pubDate>
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  &lt;p&gt;contending #marlins, looking for relief, asked about heath bell, joakim soria. told, "not available."&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div class="source"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/SI_JonHeyman/status/2362534493"&gt;@SI_JonHeyman via Twitter&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <title>Beach sumo attracts young, barefoot following</title>
      <link>http://www.uncommonsportsman.com/2009/6/26/926476/beach-sumo-attracts-young-barefoot</link>
      <author>Axion</author>
      <pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 19:10:22 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;h3&gt;&lt;a href="http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20090625f4.html"&gt;Beach sumo attracts young, barefoot&amp;nbsp;following&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;div class="description"&gt;&lt;p&gt;Why not? It worked for volleyball.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <title>Given this opportunity to tell us something that isn't normally heard over the airwaves, the group...</title>
      <link>http://www.gaslampball.com/2009/6/26/926420/given-this-opportunity-to-tell-us</link>
      <author>Axion</author>
      <pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 18:30:46 -0000</pubDate>
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  &lt;p&gt;Given this opportunity to tell us something that isn't normally heard over the airwaves, the group should have spent more time talking about things that they don't normally print on a daily basis. Is San Diego a good sports town? Who was the biggest jerk that you covered? What is up with Mark Grant's hats?&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div class="source"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www3.signonsandiego.com/stories/2009/jun/26/1s26mediacol034458-print-turnabout-proves-profound/"&gt;Print turnabout proves profoundly, portentously fair play - Darren Smith, SDUT&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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