Looks meek and harmless, but her love of cheap sarcasm and 75 words per minute fingers will leave you sniveling like Brittany Spears after a meds crash. Originally from Grand Rapids, Michigan. Can be found these days in Dallas, faking a living out by the airport, slamdancing at the Lizard Lounge on Thursday nights, and amusing herself with a harem of sexbots. Tetris monster, likes mushroom burgers, smokes Djarum Blacks, drinks girly drinks, detests Family Guy, and World 8-3 is the farthest she's ever gotten in Super Mario Bros.