Tim-duncan-finals

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Also, make sure your wife catches you looking at it so it makes her horny and wanna do it.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 8:47p
People don't realize how much swimming takes out of you.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 8:47p
I also discovered a ton of people photoshopt the stay pufft marshmallow man into a bunch of fucking movies and they're pretty funny.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 8:45p
You related or something?
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 8:33p
@orgasmgifs is pretty awesome.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 8:25p - 1 reply
TDA that was an excellent call.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 7:45p
Describe it to me. Some guys like fat chicks, ask Loblaw.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 7:40p
Yep.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 7:32p
This one always reminds me of better times as a Rangers fan.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 7:29p - 1 reply
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Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 7:29p - 1 reply
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Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 7:26p - 1 reply
Of all the things to be sore from...
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 7:22p - 1 reply
I get excited when there's comments after 5.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 7:16p
Look to your left, what do you see?
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 6:59p
The fuck are you doing in Germany? Hitlering?
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 6:56p - 3 replies
Look at his name and ask this again.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 6:53p
That list of ideal employees...
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 6:53p
It's a bit of an insult to our intelligence.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 6:48p
Stupid libruls constantly wanted attention for accomplishing nothing.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 6:44p - 1 reply
If this isn't the biggest left wing librul bullshit look at me campaign I really don't know what is.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 6:41p - 2 replies
The fact that they needed a fucking agreement is telling as to how stupid the 12th man is and needs to be launched to the fucking moon.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 6:08p
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Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 6:07p - 1 reply
They need to get their asses beat for something like that.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 6:04p
Fuck you, Seahawks fans.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 6:00p - 2 replies
I'd probably need it to keep up with Nadine.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:58p - 1 reply
She took the trophy of "Most Punchable Face on TV" from Guy Fieri and never looked back.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:54p - 1 reply
I haven't watched more than 2 episodes of 24 and I hate her fucking guts.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:53p
The good news is it means no Chloe.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:49p - 3 replies
You're the best thing to happen to LSB.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:46p
It helped my book of business somewhat greatly.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:44p
I'll take your word for it.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:44p
The reason I eliminated #2 is I thought to myself "Who the fuck goes to the desert on vacations?"
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:43p - 1 reply
The old "Dirty air filter".
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:43p - 1 reply
Look two and a half feet up and you can stare at her ass which given the choice, is what I'd rather fuck.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:42p - 1 reply
Lot's of things.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:42p
I'll give it a shot.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:40p
Most maintenance is pre paid for the most part nowadays.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:40p - 1 reply
THAT'S THIS WEEKEND
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:39p - 1 reply
HA
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:38p
I can eyeball a pound of sliced beef to about an ounce.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:36p - 1 reply
Heh.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:34p - 1 reply
German cars are pretty fucking terrible and expensive to maintain.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:33p - 3 replies
for Mountain Dew
Voted on Jul 21 2014, 5:32p
Whensit?
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:22p - 1 reply
That place, much like KFC, tricks me into giving it a shot about once a year.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:22p - 2 replies
He lives in East Texas.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:20p
It was fresh on my brain. Probably cause I see so many homeless people on my side of town.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:20p - 1 reply
Cost of living, etc
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:19p
I was fucking hoping you would but here the fuck we are.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:19p
/takes Duck Dynasty off season pass
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:19p
I don't believe you for two seconds.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:18p - 3 replies
When you make food that tastes like eating a homeless man's asshole you deserve every slump you get.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:17p - 2 replies
The cool thing about information is that you can make it state whatever you want it to with the right omissions.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:16p - 1 reply
Probably my favorite Jackass scene.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:14p
This is a thing that a lot of people do that pisses me off.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:12p
The guys that work at the Tundra plant have on site healthcare, gym AND can insure their entire family for $180 a month.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:10p - 1 reply
I shit you not I was thinking about this exact same thing yesterday.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:09p - 1 reply
Good work.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:08p
Under the recommendation of this place's favorite ginger, I watched a movie called "Detropia".
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:07p
You can buy me drinks at your next Carlos Mencia impersonation.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:05p - 1 reply
Did it just take you forever to learn? What was your hang up?
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:05p - 2 replies
East Texas mothers of six don't take shit off nobody.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:04p
I really don't understand why anybody would be in a union.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:04p - 4 replies
When my mother did cook...
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:03p - 2 replies
Probably better that way anyway.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 5:00p
Are they hiring?
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 4:58p - 1 reply
You almost lost me but I'm on board since you leave that part on your flappers.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 4:57p - 1 reply
Do you leave the wings whole?
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 4:54p - 1 reply
I fucking hate Granada commercials.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 4:50p
One that's gonna have kids that want to work for a living and move the fuck outta my house when the turn 18.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 4:48p - 1 reply
Mainly smokers and alcoholics.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 4:47p - 1 reply
Me being on hers cut my health insurance in half for better coverage.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 4:43p - 1 reply
I kept my 401k and short term long term and a few other insurances....
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 4:41p - 2 replies
I'VE GIVEN YOU SEVERAL HOURS AND TWO THREADS TO GET ME YOUR WIFE'S WING RECIPE, NCP
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 4:39p - 2 replies
How did you teach your kid to tie their shoes?
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 4:38p - 5 replies
My wife works for Chase.
Commented on Monday Afternoon OT on Jul 21 2014, 4:36p - 2 replies
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