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PHEW
Commented on
29-17 - Texas Musters Three Singles, Gets Blanked By Oakland
on May 22 2013, 12:08a -
1 reply
Yeah
Commented on
29-17 - Texas Musters Three Singles, Gets Blanked By Oakland
on May 21 2013, 11:47p
This is a brick contest.
Commented on
29-17 - Texas Musters Three Singles, Gets Blanked By Oakland
on May 21 2013, 11:39p -
1 reply
Both teams trying everything they can do to lose this quarter.
Commented on
29-17 - Texas Musters Three Singles, Gets Blanked By Oakland
on May 21 2013, 11:33p
no, it's the ross wolf thread
Recommended on May 21 2013, 11:25p
haha
Commented on
29-17 - Texas Musters Three Singles, Gets Blanked By Oakland
on May 21 2013, 11:21p
lol Memphis thought they were back in the game
Commented on
29-17 - Texas Musters Three Singles, Gets Blanked By Oakland
on May 21 2013, 11:20p
I'm starting to wish this team still sucked.
Commented on
29-17 - Texas Musters Three Singles, Gets Blanked By Oakland
on May 21 2013, 11:19p
#50 is fat.
Commented on
29-17 - Texas Musters Three Singles, Gets Blanked By Oakland
on May 21 2013, 11:14p
I thought Grizz was supposed to be good.
Commented on
29-17 - Texas Musters Three Singles, Gets Blanked By Oakland
on May 21 2013, 11:08p
indeed
Commented on
29-17 - Texas Musters Three Singles, Gets Blanked By Oakland
on May 21 2013, 11:05p
I heard you and your wife went on a trip...To Disneyland. This true?
Commented on
G46GDT2
on May 21 2013, 9:28p -
1 reply
WELL THEN IF YOU'RE GONNA LIVE IN AMERICA YOU NEED TO KNOW THE LANGUAGE
Commented on
G46GDT2
on May 21 2013, 9:25p
It's not like you're talking to Ron Washington.
Commented on
G46GDT2
on May 21 2013, 9:24p
Fat Joe...
Commented on
G46GDT2
on May 21 2013, 9:21p
Really not sure what a government agency has anything to do with it.
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G46GDT2
on May 21 2013, 9:19p -
1 reply
Haha
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G46GDT2
on May 21 2013, 9:17p
Future serial killers.
Commented on
G46GDT2
on May 21 2013, 9:16p
Goet...
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G46GDT2
on May 21 2013, 9:16p -
2 replies
Pretty sure he has you dead to rights here, Adam.
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G46GDT2
on May 21 2013, 9:14p
No.
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G46GDT2
on May 21 2013, 9:14p -
1 reply
To me you're perfect the way you are.
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G46GDT2
on May 21 2013, 9:07p -
1 reply
Loved that fucking video game.
Commented on
G46GDT2
on May 21 2013, 9:06p
Lol at the lingerie football league coach telling one of his players the he's gonna fuck her in the face.
Commented on
G46GDT2
on May 21 2013, 9:04p
z
Commented on
Game 46 Game Day Thread - Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers
on May 21 2013, 9:00p
Meanwhile soccer is 90 minutes on the clock and takes two hours to watch.
Commented on
Game 46 Game Day Thread - Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers
on May 21 2013, 8:55p
I've always thought the belly putter was fucking stupid looking.
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Game 46 Game Day Thread - Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers
on May 21 2013, 8:35p -
1 reply
I need to get the redband boxed set to be sure.
Commented on
Game 46 Game Day Thread - Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers
on May 21 2013, 8:31p
You mean other than the fact that it has a woman's boob where Zack's chest should be?
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Game 46 Game Day Thread - Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers
on May 21 2013, 8:29p -
1 reply
Haha
Commented on
Game 46 Game Day Thread - Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers
on May 21 2013, 8:28p
I wish NFL had a 25 second play clock.
Commented on
Game 46 Game Day Thread - Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers
on May 21 2013, 8:27p -
1 reply
It's funny that got posted right after I said that.
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Game 46 Game Day Thread - Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers
on May 21 2013, 8:26p -
1 reply
Zack Morris with a big old left tit.
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Game 46 Game Day Thread - Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers
on May 21 2013, 8:24p -
1 reply
We need to check the Brachiosaur for pubes.
Commented on
Game 46 Game Day Thread - Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers
on May 21 2013, 8:24p
I'd put myself at around 80%
Commented on
Game 46 Game Day Thread - Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers
on May 21 2013, 8:23p
Haha
Commented on
Game 46 Game Day Thread - Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers
on May 21 2013, 8:17p
This is really unrealistic.
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Game 46 Game Day Thread - Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers
on May 21 2013, 8:14p -
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Warning there's a picture of him from recently. He's not mangled but it's still a little shocking when you see a dude with his eye sewn shut and a hole where his other eye should be.
Commented on
Game 46 Game Day Thread - Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers
on May 21 2013, 8:12p
AgreeJCahill
Commented on
Game 46 Game Day Thread - Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers
on May 21 2013, 8:09p
So did you know the guy who got his face eaten by that dude on bath salts is still alive?
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Game 46 Game Day Thread - Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers
on May 21 2013, 8:05p -
1 reply
That happened at the very first game.
Commented on
Game 46 Game Day Thread - Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers
on May 21 2013, 8:03p
Wouldn't you think it would automatically.
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Game 46 Game Day Thread - Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers
on May 21 2013, 8:03p -
1 reply
Lower ticket prices.
Commented on
Game 46 Game Day Thread - Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers
on May 21 2013, 7:57p -
2 replies
I mean I don't see what's so hard about this.
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Game 46 Game Day Thread - Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers
on May 21 2013, 7:55p -
1 reply
fuck*
Commented on
Game 46 Game Day Thread - Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers
on May 21 2013, 7:52p
Well, for starters, stop being the laughing stock of the NFL and stop overpricing the fuck outta your tickets.
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Game 46 Game Day Thread - Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers
on May 21 2013, 7:52p -
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When I was single I nailed a chick I met at the dog park.
Commented on
Game 46 Game Day Thread - Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers
on May 21 2013, 7:50p
Now why on earth would anybody care about that?
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Game 46 Game Day Thread - Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers
on May 21 2013, 7:50p -
1 reply
Might actually make it worth watching Paranormal Activity.
Commented on
Game 46 Game Day Thread - Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers
on May 21 2013, 7:49p
Nope.
Commented on
Game 46 Game Day Thread - Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers
on May 21 2013, 7:49p
Probably more of a "Don't kill your dad and marry your mom." tone.
Commented on
Game 46 Game Day Thread - Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers
on May 21 2013, 7:46p
I just read a story about a guy who set up cameras in his house cause he thought it was haunted.
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Game 46 Game Day Thread - Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers
on May 21 2013, 7:45p -
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I'm fine with that.
Commented on
Game 46 Game Day Thread - Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers
on May 21 2013, 7:44p
Oedipus Rex is the better story.
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Game 46 Game Day Thread - Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers
on May 21 2013, 7:29p -
1 reply
I drank this ysterday. It was good.
Commented on
Game 46 Game Day Thread - Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers
on May 21 2013, 7:09p
I drank this yesterday at the Thai place. Delish
Commented on
5.21.13 OT - Yuesday Brings Us Daft Punk, XBOX 720, and Josh Hamilton's Birthday Drink of Choice
on May 21 2013, 6:55p
Funniest gif he's ever been involved in. Less is more, Dutch. Write that down.
Commented on
5.21.13 OT - Yuesday Brings Us Daft Punk, XBOX 720, and Josh Hamilton's Birthday Drink of Choice
on May 21 2013, 6:21p
Nope.
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5.21.13 OT - Yuesday Brings Us Daft Punk, XBOX 720, and Josh Hamilton's Birthday Drink of Choice
on May 21 2013, 6:13p -
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Yeah the one from Lion King.
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5.21.13 OT - Yuesday Brings Us Daft Punk, XBOX 720, and Josh Hamilton's Birthday Drink of Choice
on May 21 2013, 6:09p
I'VE COME SO FAR BUT THINGS WERE NOT AS I THOUGHT THE WERE GOING TO BE NOW I'M UPSET
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5.21.13 OT - Yuesday Brings Us Daft Punk, XBOX 720, and Josh Hamilton's Birthday Drink of Choice
on May 21 2013, 6:08p
When I think you suck you really need to rethink your situation in life.
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5.21.13 OT - Yuesday Brings Us Daft Punk, XBOX 720, and Josh Hamilton's Birthday Drink of Choice
on May 21 2013, 6:08p -
1 reply
At least Kid Rock is talented.
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5.21.13 OT - Yuesday Brings Us Daft Punk, XBOX 720, and Josh Hamilton's Birthday Drink of Choice
on May 21 2013, 6:06p -
2 replies
HAHA
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5.21.13 OT - Yuesday Brings Us Daft Punk, XBOX 720, and Josh Hamilton's Birthday Drink of Choice
on May 21 2013, 6:05p
Dude Linkin Park is terrible and it has pretty much everything to do with him.
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5.21.13 OT - Yuesday Brings Us Daft Punk, XBOX 720, and Josh Hamilton's Birthday Drink of Choice
on May 21 2013, 6:05p -
2 replies
Looks like Stone Temple Pilots is trying to keep people from going to their shows.
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5.21.13 OT - Yuesday Brings Us Daft Punk, XBOX 720, and Josh Hamilton's Birthday Drink of Choice
on May 21 2013, 5:54p -
1 reply
If I'm on the front row and Garth is entertaining me he could jam that wood up my butthole and I wouldn't give a shit.
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5.21.13 OT - Yuesday Brings Us Daft Punk, XBOX 720, and Josh Hamilton's Birthday Drink of Choice
on May 21 2013, 5:49p -
1 reply
No...Garth is more patriotic and actually cares about his music.
Commented on
5.21.13 OT - Yuesday Brings Us Daft Punk, XBOX 720, and Josh Hamilton's Birthday Drink of Choice
on May 21 2013, 5:49p
This gif gives me a boner.
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5.21.13 OT - Yuesday Brings Us Daft Punk, XBOX 720, and Josh Hamilton's Birthday Drink of Choice
on May 21 2013, 5:42p -
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In all honesty the person who acted most like a captain was Ray Whitney. But I wouldn't slap the C on him either.
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5.21.13 OT - Yuesday Brings Us Daft Punk, XBOX 720, and Josh Hamilton's Birthday Drink of Choice
on May 21 2013, 5:33p
As of right now, I'm not sure anybody on this team acts as a captain.
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5.21.13 OT - Yuesday Brings Us Daft Punk, XBOX 720, and Josh Hamilton's Birthday Drink of Choice
on May 21 2013, 5:30p -
1 reply
So I guess you're giving Benn the C? I'm not a hundred percent sure it was earned last year.
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5.21.13 OT - Yuesday Brings Us Daft Punk, XBOX 720, and Josh Hamilton's Birthday Drink of Choice
on May 21 2013, 5:26p -
1 reply
I laughed audibly at this.
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5.21.13 OT - Yuesday Brings Us Daft Punk, XBOX 720, and Josh Hamilton's Birthday Drink of Choice
on May 21 2013, 5:21p -
1 reply
The 4 year old and the 15 month old sleep straight through thunder and lightning storms.
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5.21.13 OT - Yuesday Brings Us Daft Punk, XBOX 720, and Josh Hamilton's Birthday Drink of Choice
on May 21 2013, 4:35p
BMT is from California.
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5.21.13 OT - Yuesday Brings Us Daft Punk, XBOX 720, and Josh Hamilton's Birthday Drink of Choice
on May 21 2013, 4:32p -
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It's raining like a bull pissin' in a dixie cup over here.
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5.21.13 OT - Yuesday Brings Us Daft Punk, XBOX 720, and Josh Hamilton's Birthday Drink of Choice
on May 21 2013, 4:29p -
1 reply
Santa Clara's new stadium looks pretty badass.
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5.21.13 OT - Yuesday Brings Us Daft Punk, XBOX 720, and Josh Hamilton's Birthday Drink of Choice
on May 21 2013, 4:14p
ebay
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5.21.13 OT - Yuesday Brings Us Daft Punk, XBOX 720, and Josh Hamilton's Birthday Drink of Choice
on May 21 2013, 4:12p -
1 reply
Must be.
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5.21.13 OT - Yuesday Brings Us Daft Punk, XBOX 720, and Josh Hamilton's Birthday Drink of Choice
on May 21 2013, 4:05p
z
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5.21.13 OT - Yuesday Brings Us Daft Punk, XBOX 720, and Josh Hamilton's Birthday Drink of Choice
on May 21 2013, 3:41p
I thought we were always taught to not try to out run a tornado.
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5.21.13 OT - Yuesday Brings Us Daft Punk, XBOX 720, and Josh Hamilton's Birthday Drink of Choice
on May 21 2013, 3:41p -
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