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Oh shit..
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 11:55p
And luckily for me...
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 10:26p - 2 replies
We were thinking of taking a private cab
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 10:25p - 2 replies
The women are hot wherever I go cause I ain't just gonna leave a bonus sitting out there.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 10:23p - 1 reply
Five bucks for four beers?
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 10:22p - 1 reply
She's already in this thread.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 10:17p
This is next level shit.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 10:16p - 2 replies
You know....
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 10:14p - 1 reply
I wanted to take her around back of that place and bang her with my wiener poked through my zipper.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:42p - 1 reply
Outstanding idea.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:41p - 1 reply
You really did.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:41p
Gonna have to.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:39p - 1 reply
Yup.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:33p - 1 reply
And every time I went she pierced my soul with those eyes.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:32p - 2 replies
Dude, the one that worked at Pollo Regio...
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:29p - 1 reply
LSB only fucks the hottest of hottest bitches. Nothing but 11s.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:28p
I am.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:28p - 1 reply
Haha.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:26p
How she we can agree on but that's not pale.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:26p
FOR GOD SAKES JUST GIVE ME THE ANSWER
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:26p - 1 reply
Goddamnit.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:25p - 2 replies
At least I have you and scoop, buddy.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:25p - 1 reply
FUCK
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:24p - 1 reply
I would absolutely eat that for breakfast, you are correct sir.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:24p
What time do they start serving alcohol at the DFW Airport on Sundays?
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:23p - 2 replies
Now you're just trolling me.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:19p - 1 reply
Now check out Ryno's cousin's backside!
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:18p - 2 replies
Dude.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:17p
I bet the guys that prefer pale are pale themselves and don't like to contrast too much.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:16p - 2 replies
Fine.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:16p - 1 reply
FUCK
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:15p - 2 replies
When did you start making the rules?
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:13p - 1 reply
gets?
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:13p
To me it just makes me think Adrian Brody is circling the drain.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:12p - 1 reply
I thought we couldn't say h^nky.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:11p - 1 reply
I find it quite disturbing that your head went there.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:11p
Right?
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:11p
What market is this?
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:10p - 1 reply
Nah, I don't like cracka ass crackas.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:09p - 2 replies
You're so refined.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:09p - 1 reply
There is nothing untrue about the statement he just made.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:09p - 1 reply
I bet he thinks Emily Jones is hot too.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:08p - 2 replies
Gross.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:07p - 2 replies
I'm beginning to think you don't own a penis, or are gay.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:07p - 1 reply
Yeah, the other mommies are the thing I'm looking forward to. Not the teacher.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:02p
Oh, Kylie.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:02p
Debatable.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:02p - 1 reply
Got some neater ones, ME.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:01p - 1 reply
I'll try to remember.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:00p
No he's right.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:00p - 2 replies
lol
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:59p - 1 reply
z
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:58p - 2 replies
z
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:58p - 1 reply
Oh yeah, that's right.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:58p - 1 reply
Fucking facepalm, jesus christ.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:57p
No high school is ok. I mean yeah I'm just gonna assume you're fucking a student but it still doesn't seem as bad teaching elementary.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:56p - 1 reply
Yep.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:55p - 1 reply
z
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:54p - 1 reply
z
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:54p - 1 reply
z
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:54p - 2 replies
hih
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:53p - 1 reply
lul
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:52p - 2 replies
I couldn't tell you.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:52p
Heh.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:51p - 1 reply
lal
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:51p - 1 reply
It's the way 4channers and redditors are spelling lol now.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:50p - 1 reply
Oh, that was a joke!
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:49p
lol
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:49p
lol
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:48p - 2 replies
No shit.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:48p - 1 reply
Cause Bface like dirty disgusting pasty people who pack on fat to keep warm up north.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:47p - 3 replies
The loling is what made me realize it.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:47p - 1 reply
I already answered.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:46p
I posted some wonderful gifs in the afternoon thread.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:46p
Lots of fun to be had in the morning thread.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:45p - 1 reply
Same fucking person.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:45p - 3 replies
AMAFUCKINGRILLO?!
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:45p - 1 reply
If this isn't near me I'm gonna be pretty angry.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:44p
No I remember the part where you were a moron and said she was too physically fit.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:44p
I'm sorry that Jeezus's poop story was way better than what you posted, I really am.
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:43p
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