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Talking Chop Looking for Braves fans in Portland, Oregon


Hi, I'm an ATL native who's been in Portland since 1997, so I'm particularly sad about Chipper's impending retirement because he is the last link between my growing-up Braves fandom and my current fandom. I am interested in finding other Braves fans here. When I took my son to see the Braves in Seattle last season our section was about 50% Braves fans, so I know y'all are up and out here in the Pacific NW with me! Are there any bars in Portland where Braves fans tend to gather for big games?

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Here's a Blazer playoff streak that really needs to end:

The Blazers have lost their last SIX playoff home openers: 2010, game 3 (Phoenix); 2009, game 1 (Houston); 2003, game 3 (Dallas); 2002, game 3 (Lakers); 2001, game 3 (Lakers); 2000, game 3 (Lakers).

Let's see a different result Thursday night! Yes!

about 1 year ago Pritch_tiny Badalona Baddie 6 comments

A milestone for Nate McMillan can be reached with a win tomorrow night. After digging himself a hole with a 53-111 in the first 2 seasons of the Blazers' rebuilding project, Nate is now 242-243 during his Portland tenure. He can finally reach .500 if the Blazers beat the Warriors at the RG.

about 1 year ago Pritch_tiny Badalona Baddie 34 comments 11 recs

Blazer's Edge What if you had seen the Wallace trade in the Trade Drawer (POLL)




I know this should be a FanShot, but I didn't see a way to add a poll to a FanShot. So it's a FanPost. Anyway.

Poll
Be honest: If someone had suggested, pre-trade deadline, the Gerald Wallace-to-Portland deal exactly as it turned out, how would you have responded?
Ha! Right. Why would Charlotte make that deal?
243 votes
No. Give up Sean Marks? Are you kidding?
26 votes
Noooo. We're mortgaging our future by giving away a mid-20s draft pick.
10 votes
Makes perfect sense to me.
65 votes

344 votes | Poll has closed

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Of all the advanced metrics championed by John Hollinger, the one I find most useful is EWA -- Estimated Wins Added -- which is essentially PER adjusted for playing time. The EWA gives the estimated number of wins a player adds to (or subtracts from) above (or below) what a "replacement player" would produce.

As of today, the bottom 10 players in EWA are:
Maurice Evans, Hawks (-1.2)
Keith Bogans, Bulls (-1.2)
Chris Duhon, Magic (-1.3)
Derek Fisher, Lakers (-1.4)
Rasual Butler, Clippers (-1.5)
Ronnie Price, Jazz (-1.5)
Travis Outlaw, Nets (-1.6)
Steve Blake, Lakers (-1.7)

Joel Anthony, Heat (-1.9)
Stephen Graham, Nets (-2.3)

over 1 year ago Pritch_tiny Badalona Baddie 16 comments

Blazer's Edge Why it hurts so bad: the Blazers' star-crossed history with big men (for newbies)




For those of you who aren't regular Blazersedge readers, perhaps not even Blazer fans, and have come here to sympathize, rubberneck or pile on, welcome! The Greg Oden Wake is in full effect.

If you're not aware of the Blazers' unfortunate history with drafting big dudes in the middle, here's a quick rundown of the incredible frequency of bad judgment/bad luck this organization has experienced. 

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Former KGW sports guy and current ESPN Radio bloviator Colin Cowherd will be a producer in a development-stage sitcom about the life of...Colin Cowherd.

Expect a lot of obvious points delivered as if they were coming from a place of deep profundity and insight. And a lot of subplots about how underrated Mark Sanchez is.

I mean, come on. Colin Cowherd?!?

over 1 year ago Pritch_tiny Badalona Baddie 15 comments

Anybody know when 2010-11 schedule will be released?

And do you think David Stern would put Heat @ Cavs on opening night? Can you imagine the ratings?

almost 2 years ago Pritch_tiny Badalona Baddie 21 comments

CORRECTED: Blazer history looks MOSTLY kindly upon being 2-2 in a 7-game series. This is when it's happened:

  1. 76-77 Finals vs. Sixers. Won series 4-2
  2. 89-90 WCSF vs. Spurs. Won series 4-3.
  3. 89-90 WCF vs. Suns. Won series 4-2.
  4. 91-92 WCF vs. Jazz. Won series 4-2.
  5. 91-92 Finals vs. Bulls. Lost series 4-2.

about 2 years ago Pritch_tiny Badalona Baddie 18 comments 5 recs

Looking at the predictions for how the Blazers would fare in 2009-10, it's interesting that not a single commenter predicted 51 or fewer wins for Portland this regular season. A few of you threw out 52, but most gave straight-faced 60-65 win predictions.

No one predicted major injuries.
No one predicted the major display of heart and cojones our Blazers showed this year, expecting simple dominance instead.

Question: Let's say the Blazers had a charmed, relatively injury-free season (like OKC has enjoyed) and got the 63 or so wins people were expecting. Would that really be any more satisfying than what they've accomplished this regular season, with all the adversity? What do you thinK?

about 2 years ago Pritch_tiny Badalona Baddie 11 comments

Blazer's Edge The 5 worst performances by an opponent at the RG this season


I left last night's game with about 8 minutes to play. Usually I stay to the end, but as a fan of the game of basketball I was disgusted by the mailed-in, heartless effort by the New York Knicks and just didn't want to watch it anymore. I would be poking my eyeballs with skewers right now if I had the misfortune of being a Knick fan.

It was around the 4th or so alley-oop -- the second to Martell Webster within a couple of minutes' time -- that I realized that although it was great to see the Blazers taking care of business against an inferior foe, the casual, careless attitude of the Knicks made the Blazers' dominance not all that enjoyable, but rather something we should have rightly expected. They laid down from the opening tip, and for their sieve-like defense and wanton lack of attention to detail on the offensive end, the Knicks top the list of the 5 worst performances by a Blazers' opponent at the Rose Garden in 2009-10, performances that one suspects had as much to do with the opponents' crappiness as the Blazers' dominance.

(Note: the Mavericks, Thunder and Warriors complete this season's RG docket, but I doubt Dallas and OKC would make this list. It is possible, however, that the Warriors final-game effort might not be much of an effort.)

The top (bottom?) 5 are: 

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The pick that KP turned into Jerryd Bayless is poised to set a very dubious record. Way to go, KP!

about 2 years ago Pritch_tiny Badalona Baddie 15 comments

The title is right: ex-Jordanaire and 3-pt specialist Craig Hodges, now a shooting coach for the L*kers, apparently lacks a filter between his brain and his mouth. Which is a big reason why this piece by Dave McMenamin is so entertaining and insightful.

about 2 years ago Pritch_tiny Badalona Baddie 1 comment 6 recs

I don't care that they added Haywood and Butler. Or that they won 13 in a row. They lost to the Knicks. At home. By 34. In March. This is a team that can be taken in a 7-game series.

about 2 years ago Pritch_tiny Badalona Baddie 37 comments 1 recs

Try to take care of your hydration/food/bathroom needs during timeouts, because you don't want to miss Monday's halftime entertainment. The Portland Cello Project does awesome arrangements of pop and rock favorites and gets talented singers to put the revamped tunes over the top and get everybody excited. I don't know everything PCP will do during the halftime set, but my friend John is singing a-ha's "Take on Me" with them, and then my other friend Brian will be singing what should be an amazing rendition of Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy." Stick around at the half, won't you?

over 2 years ago Pritch_tiny Badalona Baddie 4 comments

"I'm taking a step back and quitting the Yahoo! blog game. I would consider it more of a Brett Favre retirement, but still, I'll be away from the blog as long as I'm in the NBA realm. It just seems that I'm closer than ever and I'm no longer going to give anyone a reason to scratch me off their list."

Best wishes, Rod. Doesn't look like there's a spot for you in Portland but I hope you can catch on somewhere.

over 2 years ago Pritch_tiny Badalona Baddie 4 comments

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xeGS6C-H1M

Must-see vintage Blazer video: 1980 playoffs - height of Billy Ray Bates mania

over 2 years ago Pritch_tiny Badalona Baddie 4 comments 1 recs

If true, the Blazers will be playing the Hornets in the latter's first game without their coach. Who knows how this might impact the Hornets' play.

over 2 years ago Pritch_tiny Badalona Baddie 14 comments

It's going on right now. I tuned in because I heard "Chad in Portland" from the MSP was going to be a contestant. I listened to about 20 minutes and have no idea what the hell these people are talking about. I mean, yeah, they're talking smack, but I don't know who they're talking about, nor do I get all the lingo they're using. Talk about in-jokes!

Can anybody translate this stuff? Or tell me why anyone should give a crap?

about 3 years ago Pritch_tiny Badalona Baddie 18 comments

The Hawks play-by-play guy Steve Holman (who's been at the mic since the '80s) has some serious hate for DWade! What do you think? Out of bounds?

about 3 years ago Pritch_tiny Badalona Baddie 8 comments

Blazer's Edge Game 5 Haikus: give it your best poetic shot.

Perhaps it's the rain, or perhaps it's the 3 cups of strong coffee, but I'm feeling a bit poetic today. Let's get creative as we get ready for the Blazers to make their stand!

The game: haiku.

The rule: 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables.

I'll admit my haiku could be more fantastic, but it's just a basic sentiment I'm share all Blazer fans share.

Have fun and Go Blazers!

 

 

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This was just uploaded to YouTube today by "wiltatkansas," a Spaniard with an astounding collection of vintage NBA/ABA videos (seriously, go through the whole list sometime, it's impressive).

It's Game 2 of the 1978 WCSF, Blazers vs. Sonics, 1st and 2nd quarter action. At 00:50 the Blazers are beat down the court for a fastbreak bucket, and a limping Bill Walton calls timeout in order to take himself out of the game. I wasn't positive because the video skips ahead a bit after the timeout, but a quick check of David Halberstam's "The Breaks of the Game" confirms what I thought: these are Bill Walton's final oncourt moments as a Blazer. The would-be dynasty, in effect, ended right then and there.

about 3 years ago Pritch_tiny Badalona Baddie 1 comment

Blazer's Edge It's finally happening! The MSP is turning into Jim Rome.

First, lest anyone (especially you Gavin and Chad) think I'm ripping on the Morning Sports Page, I'm really not. I've long been aggrieved by 1080's pathetic Blazers coverage (their morning programming, Colin Cowherd, is not only a national show, he doesn't even like to talk about hoops! He talks football all year long.) so The Game's Blazercentric focus is a tonic that I drink heartily. My alarm goes off at 6:06 (when the MSP starts) and I lie in bed listening to Blazer talk until the first commercial break. That's how I start my weekdays. My wife's not crazy about that, but she indulges it.

But this morning I heard the first sign that the MSP is descending into self-parody and turning into...*shudder*...the Portland version of the Jim Rome show.

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Blazer's Edge These teams did it, and so can the Blazers.

It's been done 14 times in a 7-game series since 2000.

2008 Pistons (1st round vs. Phi)

2007 Spurs (1st round vs. Den)

2006 Nets (1st round vs. Ind)

2006 Heat (ECSF vs. NJ)

2006 Mavericks (WCF vs. Pho)

2005 Spurs (1st round vs. Den)

 

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I seem to remember a certain Western Conference Finals in which the team with the homecourt advantage lost it early on by getting drubbed by nearly 30 points. Said team came back to (barely, and painfully for us) win the series.

Apples and oranges? Perhaps. But it's an example of how a horrible home loss does not necessarily spell doom.

about 3 years ago Pritch_tiny Badalona Baddie 4 comments 1 recs

Blazer's Edge Smack Talk from L*kers Ground dot Net

I've got some quotes from L*kers Ground to fire everybody up for tonight (not that anybody here needs encouragement!)

Lakers take this game easily. They are going to embarrass Portland tonight.

Last game it was all about ending the streak. Psychologically they were way to amped up and didnt' play their game. This game their heads are on straight - its about the playoffs - its about establishing their dominance over all comers. With the full squad back its no contest.

BLOWOUT.

 

 

Pryz is just begging for a beat down. I hope Pryz eats his words painfully, and that Mike Rice eats his microphone in similar manner.

 

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Sad news. I remember watching Marvin Webster back in the '70s/early '80s. Condolences to Martell and the rest of the Webster fam.

Update: Posters have questioned whether Marvin Webster was actually Martell Webster's uncle. The original version of this story stated that this was the case, but it was redacted from later versions. I have long seen the Marvin/Martell connection stated as fact on the Internet. It's possible that this is just not true and that Marvin's death has led to some factchecking.

about 3 years ago Pritch_tiny Badalona Baddie 19 comments

I have never been a fan of John Canzano's rather, shall we say, over the top way of writing, but today's column about Kevin Love's family takes the cake. It's the usual blend of Canzano-style hamfistedness and self-insertion, just taken to extremes. My favorite part was his encounter with Przybilla. Did it really go the way Canzano described it? Did Joel see him with a far-off look in his eye and say hey, John, a penny for your thoughts? Seriously?

But most of all, this column was a masterpiece of paragraphs that aren't really paragraphs, just quick declarative statements isolated to look more meaningful and dramatic than they really are. If you follow the bald-faced wonder at any length, you know this is Canzano's calling card as a literary stylist. Here are, verbatim, whole paragraphs from today's column:

"Emily Love is 15."
"What?"
"You were expecting Kevin here?"
"Not one."
"Not two."
"But three."
"And maybe it's right there."
"Not weird before."
"Weird now."
"And that really tells you all you need to know."

Does this man have an editor?

Because that's what I want to know.

It's the least we can ask.

As readers of Portland sports media.

about 3 years ago Pritch_tiny Badalona Baddie 7 comments