SB Nation User Blog: BamaFrazier

RBR Radio Hour?

BamaFrazier — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 02:31:26 -0000

Maybe I missed the memo, but are we shutting down the RollBamaRoll Radio Hour or just skipping a week? I know last week life got in the way, and we've had some serious technical difficulties the last couple of times before that. But, it's kind of become a Wednesday night tradition. My wife even asked me this evening, "Are going to do your Bama radio thingy tonight?"

I guess what I'm saying is that I'm a creature of habit.

"Ten minutes to Wapner. We're definitely locked in this box with no TV."

And, I like to dress for the occasion.

"Of course I don't have my underwear. I'm definitely not wearing my underwear."

Rashad Wins Game-Changing Performance

BamaFrazier — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 02:34:59 -0000

Rashad Wins Game-Changing Performance

Just heard at halftime of the VT/Miami game that Rashad's interception in overtime against LSU (his third of the game) won the Pontiac Game-Changing Performance for Week 11. Of all the things we need to thank Rashad for, now we can add scholarship money!

Embarrassing Admission

BamaFrazier — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 18:00:50 -0000

OK. I'll get us started. Several Christmases ago, my brother and my sister-in-law gave me thong underwear as a gag gift. We all laughed. It was very funny. None of us could imagine my fat, hairy ass poking out the sides of a thong. Just thinking about it now makes me giggle ... hee, hee, hee ... ha, ha ... ho, ho ... ahem. I held on to them, though, thinking I could regift next year.

Well, I ran out of clean underwear a couple of months later. It was either do laundry or wear the thong. Of course, I could have gone commando, but Stanley having no buffer between him and a metal zipper just sends shivers up my spine. Or, I could have worn dirty underwear. But, I had already worn several of them twice. So, standing there in my birthday suit, staring down at my empty underwear drawer, I had to make a decision. ... I chose to do laundry. What do you think , I'm gay?! (not that there's anything wrong with that).

Not so fast, my friend! Out of laundry detergent. Shit! Long story short, they're really a lot more comfortable than you would think. And, it's a lot easier to scratch your ass. You just have to be careful when you jam your keys in your front pocket.

Roll TIDE!

GEICO SEC Highlights

BamaFrazier — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:20:06 -0000

GEICO SEC Highlights

Good, 8-minute wrap-up of Bama/KY and the SEC in general. Tim Brando finally says what I've been waiting for someone besides me to say, "Kentucky is not as bad as everybody thinks they are." Still, with a Coffee rolling up 218 yards, I can't understand how anyone can conceivably say that Kentucky "stuffed the run." WHAT??!!

Vocal Fans Hurting Tennessee's Recruiting ... Yea!

BamaFrazier — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 16:16:00 -0000

Vocal Fans Hurting Tennessee's Recruiting ... Yea!

Keep booing, UcheaT fans, ... keep booing!!

Yea Alabama!

BamaFrazier — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 10:11:23 -0000

Guys,

Just received my copy of Yea Alabama 2008 yesterday in the mail (that was fast). Thank God for haiku contests; that's how I won my wife (just kidding, ... maybe). Anyway, if you haven't purchased your copy, drop what you're doing (unless you're holding your baby, of course), don't walk; run to the nearbest bookstore and GET IT!

This is great stuff, guys. I write for a living, and I can tell you that the writing in here is top-notch. And the graphic design and production quality is excellent. I particularly like how you included articles on past great games for the Tide. What respectful magazine on Alabama football wouldn't?

Also, I would note that pretty much all of Todd's "Five Steps to Rebuilding the Crimson Tide Offense" are coming to fruition this season, so far. Consistency on the offensive line is one that we struggled with in the Tulane game (due to injury), which I think proved Todd's point. Anyway, all of the others seem to be happening, so ... Yea!

Anyway, just wanted to say "Thanks" for the copy and to encourage all Bama fans to get a copy of this magazine. You won't regret it!

BamaFrazier

Dr. BamaFrazier

BamaFrazier — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:51:25 -0000

Guys,

Sorry that Dr. BamaFrazier was not in for the RBR Radio Hour(ish) last night. I know we talked about it being a regular feature, and I hated to miss it. Anyway, the pregnant wife is starting to "nest," and as a result my honey-do list is getting longer and longer. It was either knock out some stuff last night or have to do it on Saturday, and I'll be DAMNED if I am spending all day Saturday during football season working on shit that takes me away from the widescreen in the Bama Room.

Anyway, God willing and the creek don't rise, the doctor will be in next week. Not that we'll need it. I have a feeling after last week's performance and what should be a good start to conference play (knock on wood) we'll all be feeling fine come next week.

Now, take two shots of Knob Creek and go lie down.

Dr. BamaFrazier

My thoughts on Bama' domination of Clemson

BamaFrazier — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 03:40:47 -0000

My thoughts on Bama' domination of Clemson

Nothing says it better.

Clemson Spring Game on CSS

BamaFrazier — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 00:07:58 -0000

Clemson Spring Game on CSS

Guys, for those of you who are Comcast customers, the Clemson Spring Game is on CSS right now. Just turned on the TV and happened to flip over to it.

A.J. McCarron

BamaFrazier — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 13:50:56 -0000

There are some good stats on ESPN RISE Elite 11 quarterback and Alabama commit A.J. McCarron at the following page: http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/recruiting/football/news/story?id=3490003

My favorite part of the writeup: "Impressed evaluators at the Las Vegas EA SPORTS Elite 11 regional camp by showing good poise, accuracy and consistency." Ah, consistency, ... that's what we need more than anything right now.

We're going to have to bulk him up, though, if he is giong to take the pounding that an SEC quarterback receives -- even one with a good offensive line.