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Barnesgasm

  • joined Apr 18, 2008
  • last login Sep 20, 2009
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Hello. I am Barnesgasm. The story behind my name is thus: it is the last name of ex-Knick and current Golden State Warrior, and then the last syllable of the word "orgasm". As you can see, I am the cleverest of motherfuckers. That being said, check out the Son of Dippin, which is your best source for New York area sports/Matt Barnes/crack cocaine related news and analysis.

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  • NBA New York Knicks
  • NFL New York Jets
  • NCAAF Northwestern Wildcats
  • NCAAB Northwestern Wildcats
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i'm not 100% sure why i'm doing this

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but if you've been hanging around this motherfucking part of the internet for a long time, you might remember my shitty-ass blog. you've probably forgotten about it. truth is, i forgot about it. i literally hadn't looked at it in between last october and about 45 minutes ago. well, i have some things i wrote that needed to see the light of day, and i have some things i'd like to write that need to see the light of day, so the son of dippin is back. for two weeks. and then i'm deleting it forever and ever, and we'll all pretend that it never existed in the first place. praise be to matt barnes

Poor Q

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I consider Quentin Richardson as one of the most tragic players in the NBA right now. The fact that he's been traded for the third time this offseason to his fourth bottom-of-the-barrel team only ups his tragic ante.

FD kills it re: New York City

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Joey brings it with a preposterously good post about why they call it the Mecca. As a resident New Yorker who spent the past nine months or so in the midwest, busy telling everybody that their places of origins were generally festering piles of shit, and just got back the other day and knew shit was right with the world when I was literally the last dude possible to force his way onto an overcrowded 5 train to work the other morning... I agree with Joey's article immensely.

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Man, I wish I could make sporcle quizzes

We all know the Knicks went through a tumultuous as fuck period of roster turnover this past season. After all, it was the first year of a new GM/coach, what do you expect? But it wasn't until...

Editor's Note: Barnesgasm's post was the easiest front page promotion I've ever faced. This is...

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Editor's Note: Barnesgasm's post was the easiest front page promotion I've ever faced. This is gold. It's been a long time coming, but the original version of "go new york go new york go" has come to youtube.

the pinnacle of knick twitter

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Editor's Note: P&T has a new summer hobby. it's a little dated.... but let's face it. this is EXACTLY what you would expect nate robinson to write if he could write anything, isn't it?

Welcome Chris Hunter!

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Editor's Note: It's getting hard to keep up with all the meaningless transactions by myself. Thanks to Barnesgasm for the find. The Knicks have been confusing at best with their signings of random guys to random contracts, and, with one game left in the season, out goes Courtney Sims, in comes Chris Hunter, who will fill up a roster spot and could be used in a trade, both things Courtney Sims could have done. Maybe it's a salary cap thing, but, I don't get it. Prediction for Hunter's line Wednesday's night against NJ: 12 minutes, 0-2 shooting, 0 points, 1 rebound, 1 assist, 8 steals.
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Kings, Something, Knicks, Less

History is filled with depictions of hell, the worst possible plane of existence possible. Homer had Odysseus descend into the underworld, Dante wrote about his Inferno, and DraftExpress.com warned...

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Changes

I was on the Knicks website about five minutes ago, because I wanted to see if they played sometime in the next few days, and something caught my eye: it was an ad saying "Download the song "Go NY...

Editor's Note: Thanks to Barnesgasm for this video, as well as the inaugural post with the...

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Editor's Note: Thanks to Barnesgasm for this video, as well as the inaugural post with the "perversion" tag. presenting... the creepiest video in nba youtube history... "DEMETRIS NICHOLS WALKING IN THE MALL". is he filming from a secret masturbation nook or something? if you look at the related videos, you can find its sister video, " DEMETRIS NICHOLS/TYRUS THOMAS GOING TO HARD ROCK CAFE". its almost as creepy.

This is just sad.

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I have a lot of things to say about the Stephon Marbury situation, and someday, I shall say them. But as for now, let us remark on how unbelievably sad the fact that Steph and Bow Wow are collaborating on inexpensive shoes. That being said, Roll Bounce is one of the top 10 movies of all time.

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Sign Somebody!, Part II: Tha Reckoning

You may remember a post I wrote a few weeks back urging the Knicks to sign somebody. Either that, or you didn't read it, or you did read it but it wasn't very memorable, or, lastly, you read it,...

FRANK WILLIAMS MIX courtesy of irrelevant player mixmaster BigPatrys15.

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FRANK WILLIAMS MIX courtesy of irrelevant player mixmaster BigPatrys15.

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Sign somebody!

Look, y'all. The amount of times the Knicks have had an open roster spot in the past few years are countable on one hand, even for people missing one or two fingers. Now is one of those times. Now,...

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Pistons, 110, Knicks, 96

Although I may be the only person who noticed it, judging from the game thread, the New York Knickerbockers played a basketball game. All be told, it was pretty gross: the Knicks were out-played,...

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Go New York Go New York Go!

At the risk of posting things way too often, I come bearing wonderful news: The Knicks are once again embracing their mid-90's anthem, "Go New York Go New York Go", and have apparantly filmed a...

"Patrick Ewing, Jr. agEHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHH" - Gus Johnson

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"Patrick Ewing, Jr. agEHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHH" - Gus Johnson

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Knicks sign two

In a move that could be considered the second most intriguing acquisition of a rookie son of an ex-Knick player in weeks, the Knicks announced that they've signed Dan Grunfeld to help fill out the...

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i am lucky to be here, writing this fanpost

Apropos of nothing, but fuck it. I had a near death experience today. Today, I was leaving my hotel lobby to head up to my dorm room for the first day of our school year, and as I stepped out the...

"Why does green mean that's the color green? Why can't you say another word for green being green?...

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"Why does green mean that's the color green? Why can't you say another word for green being green? Know what I'm saying?"

Stephon Marbury

Patrick Ewing Jr.!

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Ayo! The Scion himself is a Knick! Unfortunately, this means we'll have to part ways with the draft rights to Frederic Weis.

not to become posting and toasting's resident fashion expert or anything, but i feel obligated to...

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not to become posting and toasting's resident fashion expert or anything, but i feel obligated to point out that the dunk is now in t-shirt form. i bought one, but, then again, i would probably get a john starks dunking on horace grant and michael jordan face tattoo, so, keep that in mind.

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Scrubdown #5: Matt Barnes

There comes a time in any commenter or bloggers life when they must name themselves. Some, the weak among us, choose to simply use their first name. Others choose inside jokes, or references to...

The Knicks Schedule

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We open at home against Miami, and then play 81 other games against the other 29 teams in the league, alternating home and road dates. Balkman comes home Dec. 28th, and, although Ball Don't Lie says it's probably a glitch, our last game of the season is a home game vs. NJ in Minnesota.

Well the Taurean Green and Bobby Jones era went by mighty fast

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Both have been waived. They couldn't have waited long enough for me to write a "getting to know Bobby Jones and Taurean Green" post?

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SummerSpurs, 82, SummerKnicks, 67

A wistful day for the New York SummerKnicks. As you've surely heard (the title might be a good hint) , the NYSK's storied 6 or so game winning streak in Summer League play has come to a close. But...

It appears Chris Duhon will wear #1. Making him the first Knick since PENNY HARDAWAY AND NOT SOME...

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It appears Chris Duhon will wear #1. Making him the first Knick since PENNY HARDAWAY AND NOT SOMEONE ELSE to wear that number.

Before you give up on D-Lee in a Knicks uniform

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... come see him and Baron Davis play soccer today at 5:30 down in Chinatown. Some guys named Steve Nash, Jason Kidd, and Thierry Henry are also involved.

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Mardy Collins Sucks (and other statistical analyses)

So, recently, I've spent a little bit of time looking at basketball stats, and I found some stuff of interest to the Knicks. Enjoy it. 1.  Mardy Collins is the basketball equivalent one of those...

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