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Barnesgasm

  • joined Apr 18, 2008
  • last login Sep 20, 2009
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Hello. I am Barnesgasm. The story behind my name is thus: it is the last name of ex-Knick and current Golden State Warrior, and then the last syllable of the word "orgasm". As you can see, I am the cleverest of motherfuckers. That being said, check out the Son of Dippin, which is your best source for New York area sports/Matt Barnes/crack cocaine related news and analysis.

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  • MLB New York Yankees
  • NBA New York Knicks
  • NFL New York Jets
  • NCAAF Northwestern Wildcats
  • NCAAB Northwestern Wildcats
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Who voted for Wilson?

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This is like, a week or so old, but I just saw it. Congrats, Wilson! One of our league's 30 coaches deemed you to be among the top ten rookies this year!

Evil Lurks

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FLEE, CHARLOTTITES! FLEE FOR YOUR PITIFUL CHARLOTTIAN LIVES WHILE YOU STILL CAN, DAMMIT!

I swear, I tried to make this exact fucking shirt. It was going to be the first item in the son of dippin store. But I couldn't get the font right on the stupid t-shirt designer website. So instead, buy this guy's shirt, at this site. I know I did.

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Knicks-sanjay

I swear, I tried to make this exact fucking shirt. It was going to be the first item in the son of dippin store. But I couldn't get the font right on the stupid t-shirt designer website. So instead, buy this guy's shirt, at this site. I know I did.

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Knicks 98, Pistons 94

Editor's Note: Thanks to Mr. Gasm for doing the recap.Look, bitches: one day, the Knicks will be a good team. And I'm going to say shit like, "you call yourself a fan? Well where were you during...

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Intense Pain and Horror (thoughts from a knicks-heat game)

In case you thought there were no human beings depraved enough to watch the Knicks-Heat slugfest the other night... well, I was. You see, I was in Miami. Due to the fact that I was partying in the...

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Knicks, 88, Hornets, 100

Editor's note: If I could, I'd make Barnesgasm do all the recaps. Kid makes me look bad.To sum up, the Knicks played 46 minutes of good ball, and had a bunch of chances to tie it up in the last...

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Recap: Jizz 100, Knicks, less than 100.

And the Knicks become 0-3 on the West Coast trip. I hope you Mardy Collins supporters on the internet aren't reading this, because it might get a little bit personal.The Jizz score the first bucket...

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Know the Opponent: Indiana Pacers edition

Seth already put up the game thread, but I wrote these, so, here they are.#6, Marquis Daniels: Before games, Marquis likes to get high and watch "Shrek". Shit never gets old.#4, Travis Diener:...

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Know the Opponent: Chicago Bulls Edition

I have no witty comments. Just read.#20, JamesOn Curry: JamesOn has tried to get opponents to stop yelling "JamesOff!" every damn time he shoots.#9, Luol Deng: On defense, Luol likes to trick his...

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Know the Opponent: Seatklahoma City SuperSonics Edition

If we don't beat the Sonics, I will decapitate a gopher. And I'm a pretty big gopher guy. Or, more ironic, I'll do it to a hedgehog, because, you know, it's the sonics? Anyway, fuck it. Read up.#...

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Know the Opponent: Dallas Mavericks

What the shit! Fucking fuck! I leave town for a few days and leave the internet behind and the Knicks lose two games to the Sixers? I have chalked this up to one of two explanations: a) The Knicks...

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Know The Opponent: New Jersey Nets Edition

Ayo! Well, the last time I didn't do a KTO, the Knicks won, so, really, all my jinxes are completely fucked, and I clearly have no effect on this team whatsoever.Meet the Nets, greet the Nets, step...

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Know The Opponent: Boston Celtics Edition

My KTO-ed games haul a respectable 4-6 matchup into a near unwinnable TNT thursday game against Boston. I hope Marv Albert announces. To be honest, Mike Breen still sounds wrong, knowing that...

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Know the Opponent: Utah Jizz Edition

Hey! The Knicks won, so the KTO jinx is... over, I guess? Also, I didn't have to procrastinate for homework all last week, and now that I have to do that again, I'm much more prone to KTO-doing. ...

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Know the Opponent: Nobody Edition

I thought I'd posted this earlier, I guess I didn't.Anyway, I live my life by three simple rules. If the Knicks are winning, and you're doing something, keep doing it. If the Knicks are losing,...

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Know the Opponent: Golden State Warriors Edition

Editor's Note: Here's Barnesgasm with your Golden State KTO. Give him a jangle at The Son of Dippin. Stay tuned for some additional preview action before the game thread tomorrow. Respeck.Before...

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Know the Opponent: Sacramento Kings edition

Editor's Note: Here's Barnesgasm with your Kings KTO. Check him out at The Son of Dippin.Dark days, bitches, dark days. I will attempt to bring light into my life and yours through penis jokes.#3,...

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Know the Opponent: Los Angeles Clippers Edition

Editor's Note: Here's Barnesgasm with the KTO. Check his fine ass out at The Son of Dippin.Sorry for the lateness, folks. Get to know the Clip Show. After a 2-0 start on the Barnesgasm KTO era, I...

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Know the Opponent: Phoenix Suns Edition

Editor's Note: Here's Barnesgasm with your Phoenix Suns KTO. Check him out at The Son of Dippin, but don't order the shrimp.The Knicks take on the Phoenix Suns tomorrow, in what should be one of...

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Know the Opponent: Miami Heat Edition

Editor's Note: P&T is back online for the Heat game, and here's Barnesgasm with your Miami KTO. Check him out at The Son of Dippin. Game thread will be up soon.Knicks-Skeet tonight, so here I am...

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Know the Opponent: Orlando Magic Edition

Editor's Note: Barnesgasm is our pre-game nonsense-spitter these days. Here he is with a breakdown of the Orlando Magic, whom the Knicks play tomorrow night at 7:30. If you like what you see, check...

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Know the Opponent: Denver Nuggets Edition

Editor's Note: In my absence of creativity, the fresh prince himself, Barnesgasm has taken over the reigns of pre-game silliness. If you like what you see, check out The Son of Dippin. The Knicks...

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Know the Opponent: Timberwolves Edition

So the other day, Seth allowed me to appoint myself to the role of Deputy Knower of the Opponents. It's a role I will fill until I come up with a better idea for pregame stupidity, which I'm...

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The Knicks Uniform Number Project

Like a week ago, I got really curious. I wanted to find a list of who has worn which numbers on the Knicks. I didn't think it was going to be hard, I've seen lists like that for other teams,...

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A belated and extremely long recap of the Maccabi Tel Aviv game

Editor's Note: We've finally got Barnesgasm's recap of the Knicks-MTA game, and it was well worth the wait. LOLs abound...Sorry my recap is so delayed, but I had a big-ass paper due Friday, so I...

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The MSG Vault

Falling into the peripheral news category, I, like most people on here, wasn't, you know, born yet during the Knicks golden era of the 1970's. I mean, I personally wasn't even born when Pat Ewing...

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P&T Top Ten: Number 1 - John Starks

Editor's Note: Here's Barnesgasm with the final post of the P&T Top Ten. Somehow we skipped over Charles Oakley (completely my fault), but SML's still welcome to do that up if he'd like to. Anyway,...

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Steph?

We've all seen the Steph blog, we've all seen what he's said, and some of us may have read the last one in which he raps most of a Jay-Z song and calls out some commenters who were hating on him in...

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SummerKnicks vs. SummerKings Recap: Because I'm Bored

Editor's Note: Thanks to Barnesgasm for putting up this great recap of the Summer League game I missed.Since recaps are good and our fearless leader Seth isn't watching, um, dibs on the recap. The...

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Go NY Go NY Go!

Editor's Note: From the diaries, Barnesgasm tells it like it is.If you're anything at all like me, your ringtone is probably early 90's Knicks hype song "Go New York Go New York Go.", originally...

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