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Round of 16 Second Leg Match Post


Not much of a post this time, but I wanted to make sure there was a place on The Offside for Bayern fans to discuss / vent / complain / celebrate, whatever the case may be. Feel free to leave your...

FC Bayern Munich 6:0 Hamburger SV – Goal Videos


Now that’s more like it! Robben 1-0 Robben 2-0Robben 3-0Ribery 4-0Müller 5-0Westermann (og) 6-0

FC Bayern Munich vs Hamburger SV – Matchday 26 Lame Duck Pokal Preview


FC Bayern Munich will host the inaugural “Lame Duck Pokal” on Saturday when they host Hamburger SV. Let’s hope it doesn’t become an annual event (though I would like to see what a Lame Duck...

Reflections on the Reign of Louis Van Gaal


It was always going to end this way. Anyone who had observed in any detail, the personality attributes of the principals at FC Bayern Munich would never have believed that the end for Louis van...

Rasputin Van Gaal To Be Retained Until Season’s End – Board Unable To Find Better Solution


Everyone’s Favorite Tabloid leaked the story as soon as I decided the lines of communication would probably go dead for the rest of the night–but as of this hour, 5th place FC Bayern Munich appear...

VAN GONE? Update: Van Gaal Still in Place; Two Primary Alternatives Emerge


As late afternoon arrived in Munich, no apparent final decision on the fate of Louis van Gaal had been made. The Bayern coach spent Sunday afternoon in his office at the Sabener Strasse while...



Karl-Heinz Rummenigge says he’s going think it over rather than sleeping tonight. When we have official word, we’ll post it. In the meantime, sing along with Frankie.. h...

Louis van Gaal Has Not Eaten My Brain…Yet


Louis van Gaal is in the crosshairs of many a Bayern fan after a second consecutive home loss in the DFB-Pokal semi-final on Wednesday. Once again, the team looked like it was unable to cope...

The Smallest Solace


"March on. Do not tarry. To go forward is to move toward perfection. March on, and fear not the thorns, or the sharp stones on life’s path."

Inter Milan 0:1 FC Bayern Munich – Goal Video


Mario Gomez collects the spill from Julio Cesar, and after a match with 5 or 6 momentum changes, it was this final effort that gave Bayern Munich the key away goal and a big advantage heading back...

Training Video: Kroos Shooting For Return


Toni Kroos and Diego Contento were back in team training on Wednesday. Of course, given the way of things at Bayern that meant that Arjen Robben and Mario Gomez had to break off their training...

Robben: The Defensive Difference?


Something I noticed during last week’s loss was the sheer amount of forward movement by Philipp Lahm. In the absence of Arjen Robben, it made perfect sense of course. Despite scoring a goal in...

Postcard From Milan


Hi there. Are you missing me yet? Me, part of the problem? You’re either part of the solution or part of the precipitate, man. Of course it’s funny, maybe not to you because your team doesn’t...

Friday Flashback: "Hammer Ede" Pounds Köln


June, 1971. Nearly 40 years ago, and just a couple weeks after the bombshell revelations of match fixing that shook the Bundesliga to its core, the only DFB Pokal final meeting between Saturday...

Müller & Robben Capitalize On Confrontation Notoriety


Though the Müller and Robben story may seem ahem, all punched-out, the public confrontation between the two stars Saturday has led to a lucrative new video game licensing deal.. Of course, even...

The End of the Braafheid Era


Tuesday evening brought the news that Edson Braafheid would transfer to Hoffenheim after a 19 match career at FC Bayern Munich. The end came somewhat suddenly for Louis van Gaal’s hand-picked...

Video: Alaba Joins Bundesliga Scorers Club


It won’t be the best part of his career highlight reel, but David Alaba will still be pleased with his luck and seeing his name on the score sheet. The on-loan Bayern talent scored his first...

FC Bayern Munich 5:1 1. FC Kaiserslautern – Goal Videos


When the going gets tough, the tough call on Robben–and then Mario Gomez unleashed the dragon and tipped the hat again to become the Bundesliga’s co-scoring leader.. 1-0 Robben Gomez 2-0 M...

Training Video: Gustavo Nosing Ahead of Tymoshchuk?


Here are your teams for today’s 6 on 6 action: Bayern Blue: Butt: Ottl, Contento, Braafheid Tymoshchuk, Klose Bayern Orange: Kraft: Van Buyten, Gustavo, Robben, Altintop, Gomez Several banged up...

Match Preview: نادي الوكرة‎ vs. FC Bayern Munich


FC Bayern Munich will see its first match action of 2011 on Saturday evening when they take on the Qatari Stars League’s Al-Wakrah Sports Club in Al-Khor. Kickoff is set for 11 a.m. Eastern...

Welcome, Luis!


While Arjen Robben was a limited participant, Hamit Altintop was back in full team training on Tuesday. On the down side, Mario Gomez is expected to join the team drills no earlier than Thursday. ...

Opening Night in Doha


Braafheid still wondering why he’s there.. Robben poses with the number of balls he’ll put in the net in his first 3 matches. Van Gaal’s new defensive formation is innovative, but...

Breaking: Demichelis On Loan to Malaga? Awaiting Confirmation..


Media reports from Spain claim FC Bayern center back Martin “cry me a river” Demichelis will go out on loan to Málaga CF for the remainder of the season. The Spanish club will also have the...

VfB Stuttgart 3:5 FC Bayern Munich – Goal Videos


This ought to keep you busy for awhile.. Gomez 31′ Muller 37′ Ribery 44′ Harnik 50′ Gomez 52′ Gomez 54′ Harnik 65′ Gentner 70′

Breaking: Bayern Draws Inter in Champions League Rematch!


FC Bayern Munich drew defending champion Inter Milan in the UEFA Champions League knockout round draw on Friday. Bayern will be away in the first leg, an advantage they did not have in any of...

Breaking: Kroos Out of Stuttgart Matches


Everyone’s Favorite Tabloid has broken the story that Toni Kroos suffered a foot injury in Saturday’s match and will not play in the team’s trips to Stuttgart on Sunday in the league and next...

Training Video: Robben Gives It Some Gas


Sunday’s big news was that fans could expect the return of Arjen Robben to full team training this week. While he seems to have stayed with the individual workout on Monday, I think you’re going...

FC Bayern Munich 3:0 FC Basel – Goal Videos


Ribery 35′ Tymoshchuk 37′ Ribery 50′ The mystery celebrant from the stands–his cousin, Matthieu. It was the death of Matthieu’s mother a few weeks back that prompted Ribery to leave the...

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