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Bayless Parsley

  • joined Feb 13, 2013
  • last login May 17, 2013
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Fourth generation Houstonian. Proudly evangelizing the Gospel of Kubiak in Austin since 2009.

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  • nba Houston Rockets
  • nfl Houston Texans
  • ncaaf Virginia Cavaliers
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  • general USA
Recent Activity
Battle Red Newswire: Ed Reed, You Wily Old Man
Posted on May 17 2013, 11:18a
I am 100 percent positive
Commented on Battle Red Newswire: I Really Did Catch Dat #GrindFlu on May 16 2013, 1:50a
I was dozing off after having watched three full FB games that day
Commented on Battle Red Newswire: I Really Did Catch Dat #GrindFlu on May 16 2013, 1:47a
One of those "where were you when?" type moments
Commented on Battle Red Newswire: I Really Did Catch Dat #GrindFlu on May 15 2013, 6:18p - 1 reply
Damn.
Commented on Battle Red Newswire: I Really Did Catch Dat #GrindFlu on May 15 2013, 5:06p - 2 replies
Wait so what will happen in this case, then?
Commented on Battle Red Newswire: I Really Did Catch Dat #GrindFlu on May 15 2013, 4:53p - 2 replies
Battle Red Newswire: I Really Did Catch Dat #GrindFlu
Posted on May 15 2013, 3:46p
Why you gotta make fun of my boy Jerryd Bayless like that?
Commented on Battle Red Newswire: Playtime Is Over on May 14 2013, 10:34a
No but we're talking Sanchez band
Commented on Battle Red Newswire: Playtime Is Over on May 13 2013, 6:02p
I've done the hairband in Europe more times than I can count
Commented on Battle Red Newswire: Playtime Is Over on May 13 2013, 5:40p
That's an H???
Commented on Battle Red Newswire: Playtime Is Over on May 13 2013, 5:39p - 3 replies
Battle Red Newswire: Playtime Is Over
Posted on May 13 2013, 1:57p
I saw a video of rookie camp on the Texans website today
Commented on Battle Red Newswire: Take A Number, Rookie! on May 10 2013, 5:19p - 1 reply
Seeing as the word "imaginary" only appears in the blurb that shows up on Facebook...
Commented on Arian Foster - Fueled by Bluegrass on May 10 2013, 2:14p - 1 reply
This was so great
Commented on Arian Foster - Fueled by Bluegrass on May 10 2013, 1:23p
The look on Carney's face when he says that line about treasury is freaking classic
Commented on The Tebow Petition: We The People Want Him In Jacksonville on May 9 2013, 3:08p
Don't ever sleep on Barry O.
Commented on The Tebow Petition: We The People Want Him In Jacksonville on May 9 2013, 1:52p - 2 replies
The Tebow Petition: We The People Want Him In Jacksonville
Posted on May 9 2013, 12:05p
My grandfather used to always say
Commented on Battle Red Newswire: D.J. Swearinger, Please Don't Hurt Me on May 8 2013, 11:46a
Okay
Commented on Battle Red Newswire: D.J. Swearinger, Please Don't Hurt Me on May 8 2013, 11:44a - 2 replies
He will never hear the end of this.
Commented on Battle Red Newswire: D.J. Swearinger, Please Don't Hurt Me on May 7 2013, 9:21p
Andre, of your many comments, this is by far my favorite one.
Commented on Battle Red Newswire: D.J. Swearinger, Please Don't Hurt Me on May 7 2013, 9:18p - 1 reply
Yes. Thought we were on the same page with that joke.
Commented on Battle Red Newswire: D.J. Swearinger, Please Don't Hurt Me on May 7 2013, 5:50p - 1 reply
Good eye
Commented on Battle Red Newswire: D.J. Swearinger, Please Don't Hurt Me on May 7 2013, 5:44p - 1 reply
Not sure if this is some sort of joke I don't get
Commented on Battle Red Newswire: D.J. Swearinger, Please Don't Hurt Me on May 7 2013, 2:21p - 2 replies
It really was
Commented on Battle Red Newswire: D.J. Swearinger, Please Don't Hurt Me on May 7 2013, 1:48p - 1 reply
Battle Red Newswire: D.J. Swearinger, Please Don't Hurt Me
Posted on May 7 2013, 12:30p
Well it's pretty obvious what my point is
Commented on Battle Red Newswire: Clutch City Resurrection? on May 3 2013, 2:30p - 2 replies
The most amazing thing about this is that a sports journalist finally wrote "Afghanistan" to describe where Miller and Watt visited a few months ago
Commented on Battle Red Newswire: Clutch City Resurrection? on May 3 2013, 2:02p - 1 reply
Good thing we got SwearInGerman
Commented on Battle Red Newswire: Clutch City Resurrection? on May 3 2013, 2:01p - 1 reply
Oh damn
Commented on Battle Red Newswire: Clutch City Resurrection? on May 3 2013, 1:21p
True, NHL Playoffs are great
Commented on Battle Red Newswire: Clutch City Resurrection? on May 3 2013, 1:12p - 2 replies
Battle Red Newswire: Clutch City Resurrection?
Posted on May 3 2013, 12:30p
James Harden roll up .gif
Commented on Battle Red Newswire: Start 'Em Young on May 3 2013, 9:07a
And the Fighting Irishmen are a bunch of drunk leprechauns, I know, I know.
Commented on Battle Red Newswire: Hail to RGIII, Chief Of The Redtails on May 1 2013, 7:31p - 1 reply
Yes this absolutely will be the mascot.
Commented on Battle Red Newswire: Hail to RGIII, Chief Of The Redtails on May 1 2013, 6:52p - 1 reply
Your knowledge of zoology is impressive
Commented on Battle Red Newswire: Hail to RGIII, Chief Of The Redtails on May 1 2013, 6:37p
I hope you just didn't think about the fact that you put a monkey there
Commented on Battle Red Newswire: Hail to RGIII, Chief Of The Redtails on May 1 2013, 5:29p - 2 replies
Can they keep the feather though?
Commented on Battle Red Newswire: Hail to RGIII, Chief Of The Redtails on May 1 2013, 4:59p - 1 reply
"All of this could have been avoided had the Redskins just taken Sam Bradford as their QB"
Commented on Battle Red Newswire: Hail to RGIII, Chief Of The Redtails on May 1 2013, 4:48p
Battle Red Newswire: Hail to RGIII, Chief Of The Redtails
Posted on May 1 2013, 2:01p
Apparently it's the word for a person from S. Carolina
Commented on Battle Red Newswire: Nice, Jon Snow on Apr 29 2013, 5:10p - 1 reply
My comment on that last night was
Commented on Battle Red Newswire: Nice, Jon Snow on Apr 29 2013, 5:09p - 1 reply
That is incredible.
Commented on Battle Red Newswire: Nice, Jon Snow on Apr 29 2013, 4:59p
More like finding a $100 with poop on it
Commented on 2013 NFL Draft: The Way Too Soon Houston Texans Draft Grade on Apr 29 2013, 1:12p - 1 reply
Battle Red Newswire: Nice, Jon Snow
Posted on Apr 29 2013, 1:00p
This is hilarious
Commented on 2013 NFL Draft: The Way Too Soon Houston Texans Draft Grade on Apr 29 2013, 9:48a - 2 replies
Had Margus Hunt been born about three decades earlier
Commented on 2013 NFL Draft: The BRB Staff Predicts Who The Texans Will Take In The First Round on Apr 25 2013, 6:20p
Sorry.
Commented on 2013 NFL Draft: Minter Is Coming on Apr 25 2013, 3:54p - 1 reply
Yes.
Commented on 2013 NFL Draft: Minter Is Coming on Apr 25 2013, 3:27p
I'm as confident as Korena was about Yukon making the Final Four
Commented on 2013 NFL Draft: Minter Is Coming on Apr 25 2013, 1:31p - 1 reply
2013 NFL Draft: Minter Is Coming
Posted on Apr 25 2013, 1:00p
That article about the evolution of the Draft Day Bro Hug with Goodell was fantastic
Commented on Battle Red Newswire: It's Unsexy Time! on Apr 25 2013, 1:35a - 2 replies
Battle Red Newswire: Only Two More Days
Posted on Apr 23 2013, 3:00p
I just want to know when I'll be able to buy one of those on eBay
Commented on Battle Red Newswire: George H.W. Bush Is A Baller on Apr 19 2013, 12:07a - 1 reply
Which is the beauty.
Commented on Houston Texans' 2013 Schedule: Texans' 2013 Regular Season Schedule Announced on Apr 18 2013, 9:03p
The only line in this entire story that isn't total gold is the last one
Commented on Houston Texans' 2013 Schedule: Texans' 2013 Regular Season Schedule Announced on Apr 18 2013, 8:51p - 3 replies
I think if you re-read the reference, you'll understand it better
Commented on Battle Red Newswire: George H.W. Bush Is A Baller on Apr 18 2013, 5:01p - 1 reply
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