Bayless Parsley

  • joined Feb 13, 2013
  • last login Dec 10, 2013
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Fourth generation Houstonian. Proudly evangelizing the Gospel of Kubiak in Austin since 2009.

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  • NBA Houston Rockets
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  • NCAAF Virginia Cavaliers
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User Blog

Post Game Recap: Of Course It Ends Like That.


Matt Schaub! You really outdid yourself this time. Thanks for making that so fun to watch.

Texans Excuse Of The Week: Tonestradamus Edition


No, Ninja. Tom Brady did not light you up in the second half because Bill Belichick was spying on the worst team in the NFL.

Post Game Recap: No One Tanks Like The Texans


What an enjoyable football game that was. We even almost beat the Patriots in football.

Post Game Recap: The Tank Is On

And the game ball goes to... Fat Randy Bullock.

Open Game Day Threads: Early Afternoon Games



Three Texans Rookies, One Cigar: Caught Chiefing


Kudos to the three members of the 2013 Houston Texans rookie class who put the cherry on top of the worst season ever.

Battle Red Newswire: Let The Preseason Begin


Wednesday is the last a.m. practice before the first preseason game this Friday. We're down a Reed, a running back (or two), and a rookie linebacker who failed in his one job of being in shape as a professional athlete. But it's all part of "the proc

Battle Red Newswire: "You Gotta Have A Swagg Seed"


Prepare to read excerpts from an epic D.J. Swearinger Q&A, and just say a prayer of thanks that you don't have to suffer the same fate as Riley Cooper this season, every time he comes across the middle.

Battle Red Newswire: The Joy of Camp


Finally, stuff to talk about.

Battle Red Newswire: Sonic Eating Too Much Sonic?


That has to be the explanation for why Sam Montgomery is on the PUP list for the start of training camp. Otherwise he has no excuse for not being sick with dat #GRINDFLU.

Battle Red Newswire: Training Camp Starts Today.


The offseason is taking its final breaths. Football is right around the corner again, with Texans rookies reporting to camp today. Take a peek at some of the new faces that may soon be leading the Texans into battle for years to come.

Battle Red Newswire: Every Day Is Monday For J.J.


Dear Derek Newton, J.J. Watt doesn't care that it's the weekend. That message could also be addressed to the Pouncey brothers, who are as smart as new Twitter celebrity Jasmine is appropriately dressed.

Battle Red Newswire: Aaron Hernandez = Mafia Don


People police want to question in the Hernandez case are now dying in single car crashes? Yikes.

Battle Red Newswire: The Case For A 12 A.M. Curfew


Ask Colts safety Joe Lefeged if he wishes he'd had one, after he got tracked down on foot by a couple of D.C. cops right after midnight. Texans WRs are stoked about busting out the long ball in Indy this year.

Battle Red Newswire: Cutting Hernandez Ain't Cheap


The Patriots' decision to cut Aaron Hernandez wasn't free, but it's cheaper than releasing a rookie UDFA for attempted murder. Also, H-E-B is sponsoring the wrong Running With The Bulls event, and #STAYD12 should be trending in Houston.

Battle Red Newswire: R.I.P. Da Viiiine


The birth of a new technology is giving the people what they want: more Swaggg. "Boring videos will be unfollowed."

Battle Red Newswire: AJ, Tell Stephen A. To STFU


As much as I love my boy Skip Bayless (not), that "First Take" appearance yesterday was just awkward. Andre, it's not funny. Stephen A. Smith is an idiot. You need to tear him down. Instead, you're treating him like he's the Astrodome or something.

Battle Red Newswire: Glad I'm Not A Spurs Fan


In the absence of real Texans news of any kind, let's all reflect upon what could have been in Miami last night.

Battle Red Newswire: The Quessenberry Truck


Stolen, recovered, with a lot of incorrectly capitalized words in between. This Texans rookie is holding it down.

Battle Red Newswire: Chad Johnson, #TheButtSlapper


What more could you ask for than this Chad Johnson courtroom appearance on video? The man blew an already agreed-upon plea deal by slapping his attorney's butt while the judge was talking.

Battle Red Newswire: Home Improvement > Practice


Tim Dobbins was just working on his house, all right? Now that OTAs are finally over, it's time to give the guy a break and focus on making sure this Bum Phillips opera actually happens.

Battle Red Newswire: Tim Dobbins MIA at OTAs


In today's Newswire, find out why Dobbins is too cool for voluntary workouts, what Tony Romo's back has in common with The Bob's, and which teams are dumb enough to take a chance on JaMarcus rather than VY.

Battle Red Newswire: Brave Squirrels of Clemson


You know the offseason grind is in full force when a discussion of J.J. Watt's Nikes is more interesting than anything else. But that's the opinion of a guy who didn't get to go to #FPSF.

Battle Red Newswire: Earl Is Your Skoal Brother


If you're not putting a lip in before practice, you're not doing it right. Arian Foster, take note. Ben Tate is coming for you.

Battle Red Newswire: Rock Bottom at Minute Maid


When will football season start again? Seriously. I will never eat a snow cone at a baseball game again. Not that I ever have.

Battle Red Newswire: Picture Duane Brown Rollin'


OTA's continue. DeAndre continues to draw praise from veteran teammates. Brennan Williams is not off to the best of starts. But it's about how you finish that matters. And Little League manager wonders if seven years of futility is maybe his fault.

Battle Red Newswire: OMG It's Time For OTAs


Organized team activities begin today for the Texans, the first opportunity for rookies and veterans to get the helmets on and mix it up on the field together. If you want to know more, there's always Google. Also, Stephen Colbert, Wahoowa.

Battle Red Newswire: Ed Reed, You Wily Old Man


Apparently, Ed Reed's hip injury wasn't the sort of thing a doctor can find in a physical. So kudos to him for taking us to the cleaners.

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