• joined Nov 18, 2010
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I have been a Timberwolves die-hard since I was little. Member of Hopkins Hurt Ultimate. Hope to be a sports journalist someday. Wish I could be half as good a writer as Tim Allen.

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  • NHL Minnesota Wild
  • Golf Tim Herron, Tom Lehman, Phil Mickelson
  • Tennis Mardy Fish
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Wolves Declaw Hawks: A Report Card

The Wolves made easy work of the Hawks Wednesday night. Minnesota outscored Atlanta in every quarter, going on to win by 24 points. Yet, the Atlanta Hawks (31-39), are in the playoff picture in...


I Believe in Unicorns and 30 Wins!!! A Randy Breue

The last time the Wolves won at least 29 games without KG, Prince was still two years away from changing his name. via Nobody thought we could do it. The Wolves, only 80...


Unicorns Exist; More Wolves Photoshop

Today is the last day of my Media Arts Class, and due to the positive reaction to my first photoshop post, I decided I would post some more photos on Canis Hoopus. I hope you like them. You can...

James Harden to Houston

How do the Wolves stack up to the Thunder now?

Zgoda's Obligatory "Are the Wolves too White?" Article

I'm guessing this story will run tomorrow, and with it, bring a lot of unnecessary controversy.


Photoshopping the Timberwolves

Going into my Junior year of high school at Hopkins High, and already having two AP classes, Honors English, and Honors Biology class interspersed throughout the year, as well as spending eight...


Russia vs. China: Late Night/Early Morning Game Thread

Game is on NBC Sports Network (formerly Versus). Andrei Kirilenko and Alexey Shved are set to take on the Chinese National team in the first game of the day in London. China is coming off of a 16...


Wolves All-Time Team

Since there is not really much to talk about right now when it comes to the Wolves, with free agency and the draft still a month away, I feel like we could use a little bit of debate to liven up...


Warriors @ Wolves Report Card 4/22

The effort put forth from the Wolves in the second half tonight was beyond pathetic. 33 second half points with a field goal percentage so low that you thought you were watching a rec league...

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