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Beavis 25

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Scouting Report From SBNation

Name: Beavis

Gender: Unknown

Number: 25

Species: Unknown

Residence: The inner machinations of your mind.

Drafted with the #1 overall pick by BSOTS on January 17th, 2010.

Position(s): BSOTS staff writer (Retired), Assassin (Pending), Part time Gamer (Active), BSOTS poster (Active), Doctor (inactive), Commando (MIA), King Awesome (Active), Manager of the Rectal Database (Active), Batman (unknown), BSOTS Troll Slayer (inactive until called to arms), Dragonborn (Active), Thread Jacker (temporarily inactive), Butthead (occasionally).

Career potential awards: Superstar poster and Hall of Famer. "Most Prone to Schizophrenically Mutter to Himself" award. "Doing absolutely nothing longer than anyone else" award. "Most replies to himself" award. "The #1 comment count" award. "BSOTS Hall of Fame" induction. "Best poster all around" award. "BSOTS Ring of Honor" induction. "Most ridiculous, arduous, intricate and perplexing poster" award.

Assets: Big heart. One of BSOTS's greatest-ever commentators and writers. Makes everyone around him better. Has uncanny vision, anticipation, posting and rosterbation skills. Arguably SBNations most accurate poster and rosterbator ever. A great reccor too.

Flaws: Commits huge rosterbation totals. Can be wrong here and there and doesn't jack as many threads as he could/should. Tends to take nights off. Uses misleading titles in fanposts. Can be a distraction in the game threads: Has a big ego, is stubborn, young and inexperienced. Drives the Veterans insane. Bad example to rookies.

Transactions/Injuries/suspensions: Traded to Fear the Sword on January 2012 for Waveocean. Trade was declined by the SBNation Front Office for "blogging reasons".

Interest: World Domination, Suns Basketball, SpongeBob, Pizza, winning an NBA Championship, Games and Women.

Dream: To defeat the Giant Monkey Men and save the 9th Dimension.

Enemies: Lakers, Spurs, Steve Nash, Kobe Bryant, Blake Griffin, Ray Allen, Dwayne Wade, Boris Diaw, Lebron James, Micheal Jordan, Jared Bayless, Chris Anderson, Tony Parker, Jon Barry, Sasha Sharapova...

If you would like to know more about Beavis, just read his blogs and follow him on BSOTS.

A Fan Of...

  • NBA Phoenix Suns
Recent Activity
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Commented on Report: Phoenix Suns And Eric Bledsoe Relationship Close To "Irreparable" on Jul 29 2014, 8:50p
According to the Archives, this is our 14th article on Eric Bledsoe this month:)
Commented on Report: Phoenix Suns And Eric Bledsoe Relationship Close To "Irreparable" on Jul 29 2014, 8:46p - 3 replies
I think Lebron has gone through 3 agents.
Commented on Report: Phoenix Suns And Eric Bledsoe Relationship Close To "Irreparable" on Jul 29 2014, 8:38p - 1 reply
The reports say that it's the Suns fault why teams didn't give him an offer. That they're using his RFA against him, but I disagree.
Commented on Report: Phoenix Suns And Eric Bledsoe Relationship Close To "Irreparable" on Jul 29 2014, 8:35p
Yeah, it's bull crap which is why I don't believe this sauce.
Commented on Report: Phoenix Suns And Eric Bledsoe Relationship Close To "Irreparable" on Jul 29 2014, 8:29p - 1 reply
Can we get something on Steve Hunter sometime in the future?
Commented on The Madhouse - Week of 7/28/2014 on Jul 29 2014, 4:58p - 1 reply
Shav is a competent backup center, but maybe I only think that because I'm not used to the Suns having centers?
Commented on Going Gorilla - Addition by addition for ascending Phoenix Suns on Jul 29 2014, 4:56p
From now on
Commented on The Madhouse - Week of 7/28/2014 on Jul 29 2014, 3:15p
Do we still do the "comment of the game thread" thing?
Commented on How can we make Bright Side better for you? Help us help you with your feedback! on Jul 28 2014, 10:59p - 3 replies
The next time somebody shuts down their Twitter account, I will have my suspicions.
Commented on Phoenix Suns P.J. Tucker Arrested and Charged With "Super-Extreme D.U.I." on Jul 28 2014, 10:54p
If only it had been Bledsoe who got the DUI...
Commented on Phoenix Suns P.J. Tucker Arrested and Charged With "Super-Extreme D.U.I." on Jul 28 2014, 10:39p - 1 reply
I'm sure the Suns had a good talk with him.
Commented on Phoenix Suns P.J. Tucker Arrested and Charged With "Super-Extreme D.U.I." on Jul 28 2014, 10:36p
Yep, and that didn't ruin our experience with the 09-10 team
Commented on Phoenix Suns P.J. Tucker Arrested and Charged With "Super-Extreme D.U.I." on Jul 28 2014, 10:35p - 1 reply
"Super Duper Extreme DUI"
Commented on Phoenix Suns P.J. Tucker Arrested and Charged With "Super-Extreme D.U.I." on Jul 28 2014, 10:16p - 1 reply
probably confused him with Keef
Commented on Phoenix Suns T.J. Warren "best overall rookie in Las Vegas" on Jul 28 2014, 9:13p
Even though we haven't made the playoffs since, it still feels like a lot has happened.
Commented on Steve Nash in Slovenia and How awesome is Goran Dragić on Jul 28 2014, 7:59p
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Commented on How can we make Bright Side better for you? Help us help you with your feedback! on Jul 28 2014, 7:52p - 1 reply
I don't have any ill feelings towards him.
Commented on Steve Nash in Slovenia and How awesome is Goran Dragić on Jul 28 2014, 6:14p
We do have the World Cup coming.
Commented on How can we make Bright Side better for you? Help us help you with your feedback! on Jul 28 2014, 6:12p
This is a fantasy league right?
Commented on How can we make Bright Side better for you? Help us help you with your feedback! on Jul 28 2014, 5:59p
You guys do a good job.
Commented on How can we make Bright Side better for you? Help us help you with your feedback! on Jul 28 2014, 5:53p - 1 reply
Webber>Amare
Commented on Bright Side After Dark Episode 6: Phoenix Suns July Doldrums on Jul 28 2014, 4:45p - 1 reply
It's still hard talking about Steve Nash.
Commented on Steve Nash in Slovenia and How awesome is Goran Dragić on Jul 28 2014, 4:42p - 1 reply
as does every Frye and Bledsoe article.
Commented on Comparing Eric Bledsoe's situation to other recent point guard signings - lots and lots of similarities on Jul 28 2014, 4:40p - 1 reply
I think the Rockets have gotten worse.
Commented on Most Improved Western Conference Team? (if offseason ended now) on Jul 28 2014, 4:30p - 2 replies
for Everything is awesome, everything is cool when you're part of a team..
Voted on Jul 28 2014, 4:11p
Another Bledsoe article...
Commented on Comparing Eric Bledsoe's situation to other recent point guard signings - lots and lots of similarities on Jul 28 2014, 2:53p - 2 replies
If the Cavs wanted to get total revenge on Lebron, they'd trade him to the Lakers or Bucks for all that they got, LOL.
Commented on Comparing Eric Bledsoe's situation to other recent point guard signings - lots and lots of similarities on Jul 28 2014, 2:51p
just as long as he wins us games.
Commented on Eric Bledsoe unhappy with CBA, not with Suns on Jul 27 2014, 2:44p
He wanted another max contract too.
Commented on Eric Bledsoe unhappy with CBA, not with Suns on Jul 27 2014, 2:43p
Of course that can change with a better team.
Commented on On Restricted Free Agent Greg Monroe: A Moose Can Actually Run 35 MPH on Jul 27 2014, 2:36p
We really need something new to talk about.
Commented on Eric Bledsoe unhappy with CBA, not with Suns on Jul 26 2014, 6:58p - 1 reply
"Marcin Gortat is very important to this team"-McD
Commented on How Ridiculous Is the Eric Bledsoe Stalemate? on Jul 26 2014, 6:46p - 2 replies
Disagree
Commented on How Ridiculous Is the Eric Bledsoe Stalemate? on Jul 26 2014, 1:06p
He must have a big family.
Commented on How Ridiculous Is the Eric Bledsoe Stalemate? on Jul 26 2014, 1:01p
Debatable
Commented on How Ridiculous Is the Eric Bledsoe Stalemate? on Jul 26 2014, 12:57p
I think they signed IT to show that Bledsoe is replaceable, but at the same time they'd still like to have all three... or would they?
Commented on How Ridiculous Is the Eric Bledsoe Stalemate? on Jul 26 2014, 12:53p - 2 replies
It really is Christmas in July.
Commented on How The McGrinch Cut Christmas on Jul 25 2014, 8:19p
Yeah, I'd do it.
Commented on A Love / Bledsoe trade that makes sense on Jul 25 2014, 5:44p
for Yes
Voted on Jul 25 2014, 5:44p
As of right now, I'd just say it's a big question mark.
Commented on BSOTS Round Table: Eric Bledsoe and the geometry of the Phoenix Suns roster right now on Jul 25 2014, 5:35p
This makes more sense.
Commented on Isaiah Thomas has found a new home with a winner in the Phoenix Suns on Jul 25 2014, 5:21p - 1 reply
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Commented on Suns Swag 7/25: Phoenix Memorabilia From Five Different Decades on Jul 25 2014, 3:41p
yep, he was a master roll man.
Commented on Why Greg Monroe would be a terrible fit on the Phoenix Suns on Jul 25 2014, 12:26a
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