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Beavis 25

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Scouting Report From SBNation

Name: Beavis

Gender: Unknown

Number: 25

Species: Unknown

Residence: The inner machinations of your mind.

Drafted with the #1 overall pick by BSOTS on January 17th, 2010.

Position(s): BSOTS staff writer (Retired), Assassin (Pending), Part time Gamer (Active), BSOTS poster (Active), Doctor (inactive), Commando (MIA), King Awesome (Active), Manager of the Rectal Database (Active), Batman (unknown), BSOTS Troll Slayer (inactive until called to arms), Dragonborn (Active), Thread Jacker (temporarily inactive), Butthead (occasionally).

Career potential awards: Superstar poster and Hall of Famer. "Most Prone to Schizophrenically Mutter to Himself" award. "Doing absolutely nothing longer than anyone else" award. "Most replies to himself" award. "The #1 comment count" award. "BSOTS Hall of Fame" induction. "Best poster all around" award. "BSOTS Ring of Honor" induction. "Most ridiculous, arduous, intricate and perplexing poster" award.

Assets: Big heart. One of BSOTS's greatest-ever commentators and writers. Makes everyone around him better. Has uncanny vision, anticipation, posting and rosterbation skills. Arguably SBNations most accurate poster and rosterbator ever. A great reccor too.

Flaws: Commits huge rosterbation totals. Can be wrong here and there and doesn't jack as many threads as he could/should. Tends to take nights off. Uses misleading titles in fanposts. Can be a distraction in the game threads: Has a big ego, is stubborn, young and inexperienced. Drives the Veterans insane. Bad example to rookies.

Transactions/Injuries/suspensions: Traded to Fear the Sword on January 2012 for Waveocean. Trade was declined by the SBNation Front Office for "blogging reasons".

Interest: World Domination, Suns Basketball, SpongeBob, Pizza, winning an NBA Championship, Games and Women.

Dream: To defeat the Giant Monkey Men and save the 9th Dimension.

Enemies: Lakers, Spurs, Steve Nash, Kobe Bryant, Blake Griffin, Ray Allen, Dwayne Wade, Boris Diaw, Lebron James, Micheal Jordan, Jared Bayless, Chris Anderson, Tony Parker, Jon Barry, Sasha Sharapova...

If you would like to know more about Beavis, just read his blogs and follow him on BSOTS.

A Fan Of...

  • NBA Phoenix Suns
Recent Activity
So the Wolves get Bledsoe and the Suns get Wiggins and Cavs get Love.
Commented on BSOTS Round Table: Most Likely To.... How will the Phoenix Suns look and appear coming into the 2014-2015 season? on Aug 22 2014, 6:16p - 2 replies
Okay, I see what you mean now.
Commented on BSOTS Round Table: Most Likely To.... How will the Phoenix Suns look and appear coming into the 2014-2015 season? on Aug 22 2014, 6:09p - 1 reply
The article clearly states that the Suns are in it for Kevin Love.
Commented on BSOTS Round Table: Most Likely To.... How will the Phoenix Suns look and appear coming into the 2014-2015 season? on Aug 22 2014, 6:08p - 1 reply
Also
Commented on BSOTS Round Table: Most Likely To.... How will the Phoenix Suns look and appear coming into the 2014-2015 season? on Aug 22 2014, 5:57p - 1 reply
I wouldn't go that far.
Commented on BSOTS Round Table: Most Likely To.... How will the Phoenix Suns look and appear coming into the 2014-2015 season? on Aug 22 2014, 5:57p - 1 reply
I miss Channing Frye and am just trying to fill the void that he left.
Commented on Film Study: Remember how good Eric Bledsoe was last season for the Phoenix Suns on Aug 22 2014, 5:41p
I wonder if this is straight up or if they're adding him to their previous offer?
Commented on BSOTS Round Table: Most Likely To.... How will the Phoenix Suns look and appear coming into the 2014-2015 season? on Aug 22 2014, 5:35p - 2 replies
It's a good question.
Commented on BSOTS Round Table: Most Likely To.... How will the Phoenix Suns look and appear coming into the 2014-2015 season? on Aug 22 2014, 2:07p - 1 reply
I must hate ESPN.
Commented on Phoenix Suns strength not even Top 10 in NBA, according to ESPN on Aug 22 2014, 2:01a
I believe it's a Joe Johnson reference.
Commented on Trade Idea: Bledsoe to the Hawks on Aug 21 2014, 9:09p
It's simple.
Commented on Is Archie Goodwin ready for the Phoenix Suns rotation? on Aug 21 2014, 9:05p - 1 reply
Nothing adventurous has ever happened to me at Costco.
Commented on The Madhouse - Week of 8/18/2014 on Aug 21 2014, 9:00p - 1 reply
Because he kind of looks like Micheal Jordan.
Commented on Is Archie Goodwin ready for the Phoenix Suns rotation? on Aug 21 2014, 8:56p
He's okay.
Commented on Film Study: Remember how good Eric Bledsoe was last season for the Phoenix Suns on Aug 21 2014, 8:55p
But they don't work.
Commented on Phoenix Suns strength not even Top 10 in NBA, according to ESPN on Aug 21 2014, 8:53p - 1 reply
Bledsoe is better than both those players combined and he would complement Harden very well.
Commented on "Take this to the bank" the Phoenix Suns are trying to trade Eric Bledsoe, reporter says on Aug 21 2014, 7:44p - 2 replies
ESPN does suck
Commented on Phoenix Suns strength not even Top 10 in NBA, according to ESPN on Aug 21 2014, 2:54p - 1 reply
I wish I had known about this story earlier.
Commented on Throwback Thursday: Antonio McDyess Departs Phoenix Suns on Aug 21 2014, 1:33p - 1 reply
Suns could have been contenders with him.
Commented on Throwback Thursday: Antonio McDyess Departs Phoenix Suns on Aug 21 2014, 1:31p - 1 reply
He made Plum better too. Dragic couldn't play the pnr with him.
Commented on "Take this to the bank" the Phoenix Suns are trying to trade Eric Bledsoe, reporter says on Aug 20 2014, 3:02p
The Suns are just doing their due diligence.
Commented on "Take this to the bank" the Phoenix Suns are trying to trade Eric Bledsoe, reporter says on Aug 20 2014, 2:52p
We'll see if they put him on the SG list.
Commented on Phoenix Suns strength not even Top 10 in NBA, according to ESPN on Aug 19 2014, 6:08p
Are those trolls in the 3rd picture?
Commented on The Madhouse - Week of 8/18/2014 on Aug 19 2014, 1:50p - 1 reply
well then expect a trade.
Commented on Final Score: Goran Dragic, Slovenia fall to Greece 71:79 on Aug 18 2014, 3:23p
Greece is usually one of the better international teams.
Commented on Final Score: Goran Dragic, Slovenia fall to Greece 71:79 on Aug 17 2014, 2:04p
Yeah
Commented on Phoenix Suns Goran Dragić plays in his first preparation game with Slovenia National Team on Aug 16 2014, 5:41p
Speaking for myself, stereotypes.
Commented on Phoenix Suns schedule analysis: Tough second half schedule won't make playoffs easy to reach on Aug 16 2014, 4:21p
It wasn't going to be easy anyway.
Commented on Phoenix Suns schedule analysis: Tough second half schedule won't make playoffs easy to reach on Aug 16 2014, 2:02p
yep
Commented on Trade Idea: Bledsoe to the Hawks on Aug 16 2014, 5:29a
You're probably right.
Commented on Phoenix Suns dealt a front-loaded road schedule, must dig deep to stay in race on Aug 15 2014, 10:40p
It's amazing how the defending champs only get 19.
Commented on NBA releases 2014-15 schedule; Phoenix Suns have lots of big games to look forward to on Aug 14 2014, 4:07p - 1 reply
Not really
Commented on Where will our Suns be in 12 months? on Aug 14 2014, 4:04p
He also finished many of the games, so it's not like playing against starters will be anything new to him.
Commented on Where will our Suns be in 12 months? on Aug 14 2014, 4:02p
okay
Commented on Phoenix Suns Guard Isaiah Thomas Undergoes Successful Wrist Surgery on Aug 14 2014, 3:12p
2:00-2:02
Commented on Throwback Thursday: The Emphatic Arrival of Amare Stoudemire on Aug 14 2014, 3:05p
I don't care that he wasn't a good defender and couldn't average double digit rebounds.
Commented on Throwback Thursday: The Emphatic Arrival of Amare Stoudemire on Aug 14 2014, 2:58p
But we got 10:)
Commented on NBA releases 2014-15 schedule; Phoenix Suns have lots of big games to look forward to on Aug 14 2014, 2:41a - 1 reply
That's technically true now that I think about it.
Commented on NBA releases 2014-15 schedule; Phoenix Suns have lots of big games to look forward to on Aug 14 2014, 2:39a - 1 reply
Good grief
Commented on Where will our Suns be in 12 months? on Aug 14 2014, 2:37a - 2 replies
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