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Beavis 25

  • joined Jan 17, 2010
  • last login Apr 18, 2014
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Scouting Report From SBNation

Name: Beavis

Gender: Unknown

Number: 25

Species: Unknown

Residence: The inner machinations of your mind.

Drafted with the #1 overall pick by BSOTS on January 17th, 2010.

Position(s): BSOTS staff writer (Retired), Assassin (Pending), Part time Gamer (Active), BSOTS poster (Active), Doctor (inactive), Commando (MIA), King Awesome (Active), Manager of the Rectal Database (Active), Batman (unknown), BSOTS Troll Slayer (inactive until called to arms), Dragonborn (Active), Thread Jacker (temporarily inactive), Butthead (occasionally).

Career potential awards: Superstar poster and Hall of Famer. "Most Prone to Schizophrenically Mutter to Himself" award. "Doing absolutely nothing longer than anyone else" award. "Most replies to himself" award. "The #1 comment count" award. "BSOTS Hall of Fame" induction. "Best poster all around" award. "BSOTS Ring of Honor" induction. "Most ridiculous, arduous, intricate and perplexing poster" award.

Assets: Big heart. One of BSOTS's greatest-ever commentators and writers. Makes everyone around him better. Has uncanny vision, anticipation, posting and rosterbation skills. Arguably SBNations most accurate poster and rosterbator ever. A great reccor too.

Flaws: Commits huge rosterbation totals. Can be wrong here and there and doesn't jack as many threads as he could/should. Tends to take nights off. Uses misleading titles in fanposts. Can be a distraction in the game threads: Has a big ego, is stubborn, young and inexperienced. Drives the Veterans insane. Bad example to rookies.

Transactions/Injuries/suspensions: Traded to Fear the Sword on January 2012 for Waveocean. Trade was declined by the SBNation Front Office for "blogging reasons".

Interest: World Domination, Suns Basketball, SpongeBob, Pizza, winning an NBA Championship, Games and Women.

Dream: To defeat the Giant Monkey Men and save the 9th Dimension.

Enemies: Lakers, Spurs, Steve Nash, Kobe Bryant, Blake Griffin, Ray Allen, Dwayne Wade, Boris Diaw, Lebron James, Micheal Jordan, Jared Bayless, Chris Anderson, Tony Parker, Jon Barry, Sasha Sharapova...

If you would like to know more about Beavis, just read his blogs and follow him on BSOTS.

A Fan Of...

  • NBA Phoenix Suns
Recent Activity
Hakunahmatata
Commented on Draft/Free Agency Primer: Phoenix Suns cap space, cap holds, draft picks on Apr 18 2014, 4:06p
Dang it Jim!
Commented on Does Eric Bledsoe want to be a Phoenix Sun? on Apr 18 2014, 4:03p - 1 reply
We suck at interior defense and staying on the court.
Commented on Draft/Free Agency Primer: Phoenix Suns cap space, cap holds, draft picks on Apr 17 2014, 6:38p
No Subject
Commented on Draft/Free Agency Primer: Phoenix Suns cap space, cap holds, draft picks on Apr 17 2014, 3:56p - 1 reply
I'm totally winning this.
Commented on Bright Side of the Sun 2014 NBA Playoff Prediction Contest on Apr 17 2014, 3:43p - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on Bright Side of the Sun 2014 NBA Playoff Prediction Contest on Apr 17 2014, 3:41p
Canius Hoopus and Silver screen and roll are pretty impressive too considering all the crap their teams went through this year.
Commented on Final Score: Phoenix Suns and Archie Goodwin Beat Sacramento Kings 104-99 on Apr 17 2014, 3:24p - 1 reply
Yep, it's really only the Bulls, Heat and Nets who we'd struggle against.
Commented on Final Score: Phoenix Suns and Archie Goodwin Beat Sacramento Kings 104-99 on Apr 17 2014, 3:22p
I'm pretty sure the Clippers used to be in San Diego.
Commented on Final Score: Phoenix Suns and Archie Goodwin Beat Sacramento Kings 104-99 on Apr 17 2014, 3:48a
It hurts the draft too because it means we get a better pick than half of the East teams.
Commented on Final Score: Phoenix Suns and Archie Goodwin Beat Sacramento Kings 104-99 on Apr 17 2014, 3:44a - 1 reply
I thought you were Stephen Curry at first.
Commented on Final Score: Phoenix Suns and Archie Goodwin Beat Sacramento Kings 104-99 on Apr 17 2014, 3:35a - 1 reply
I view Tucker as our replacement to Grant Hill more so than Dudley.
Commented on Phoenix Suns at Sacramento Kings Game Preview: Grand Finale on Apr 16 2014, 8:30p
I'm sure I've got something on that in my archive.
Commented on One. Game. Out. The story of Phoenix sports franchises in 2014. on Apr 16 2014, 6:16p
Dudley was a good bench player when healthy, but as a starter, Nash made him look better than he was.
Commented on Phoenix Suns at Sacramento Kings Game Preview: Grand Finale on Apr 16 2014, 6:10p
He got better actually.
Commented on Phoenix Suns at Sacramento Kings Game Preview: Grand Finale on Apr 16 2014, 6:01p
Speaking of the Donaghy scandal.
Commented on Phoenix Suns reach big milestones in resurgent year on Apr 15 2014, 10:43p
Removing handchecking may have arguably made the game slower, but I'm not so sure about that one.
Commented on Phoenix Suns reach big milestones in resurgent year on Apr 15 2014, 10:30p
Yeah, that wasn't a good statement
Commented on Phoenix Suns reach big milestones in resurgent year on Apr 15 2014, 6:11p - 1 reply
I think the biggest question is what's gonna happen to Channing Frye?
Commented on The 2013-2014 Phoenix Suns Season Was A Rousing Success -- Some Perspective With Your Morning Coffee on Apr 15 2014, 3:59p - 2 replies
eh, I would have loved the playoffs.
Commented on The 2013-2014 Phoenix Suns Season Was A Rousing Success -- Some Perspective With Your Morning Coffee on Apr 15 2014, 3:57p
Unless we get Lebron James we really need a starting caliber center to help us against teams like Memphis, Chicago, Utah, Sac....
Commented on The 2013-2014 Phoenix Suns Season Was A Rousing Success -- Some Perspective With Your Morning Coffee on Apr 15 2014, 3:51p - 3 replies
No Subject
Commented on Phoenix Suns reach big milestones in resurgent year on Apr 15 2014, 3:41p - 2 replies
K, time to stop shooting threes.
Commented on Gamethread: Phoenix Suns (47-33) vs. Memphis Grizzlies (48-32) for the last marble on Apr 14 2014, 11:42p
FRYE!!!!
Commented on Gamethread: Phoenix Suns (47-33) vs. Memphis Grizzlies (48-32) for the last marble on Apr 14 2014, 11:34p
Plum looked poised on that one.
Commented on Gamethread: Phoenix Suns (47-33) vs. Memphis Grizzlies (48-32) for the last marble on Apr 14 2014, 11:31p
It's feeling like our first OKC win.
Commented on Gamethread: Phoenix Suns (47-33) vs. Memphis Grizzlies (48-32) for the last marble on Apr 14 2014, 11:17p
No Subject
Commented on Gamethread: Phoenix Suns (47-33) vs. Memphis Grizzlies (48-32) for the last marble on Apr 14 2014, 11:16p
We all know that PJ doesn't pass on a fastbreak.
Commented on Gamethread: Phoenix Suns (47-33) vs. Memphis Grizzlies (48-32) for the last marble on Apr 14 2014, 11:15p - 1 reply
Man, wherever they pass the ball there's a Suns player.
Commented on Gamethread: Phoenix Suns (47-33) vs. Memphis Grizzlies (48-32) for the last marble on Apr 14 2014, 11:13p
BLEDSOE!!!!!
Commented on Gamethread: Phoenix Suns (47-33) vs. Memphis Grizzlies (48-32) for the last marble on Apr 14 2014, 11:12p
Well, Utah is a pretty bad team too.
Commented on Gamethread: Phoenix Suns (47-33) vs. Memphis Grizzlies (48-32) for the last marble on Apr 14 2014, 11:11p
Our defense is actually carrying us.
Commented on Gamethread: Phoenix Suns (47-33) vs. Memphis Grizzlies (48-32) for the last marble on Apr 14 2014, 11:10p
I don't think there should be such thing as offensive goaltends.
Commented on Gamethread: Phoenix Suns (47-33) vs. Memphis Grizzlies (48-32) for the last marble on Apr 14 2014, 11:08p - 1 reply
LOL, PJ fastbreak.
Commented on Gamethread: Phoenix Suns (47-33) vs. Memphis Grizzlies (48-32) for the last marble on Apr 14 2014, 11:07p
Finally
Commented on Gamethread: Phoenix Suns (47-33) vs. Memphis Grizzlies (48-32) for the last marble on Apr 14 2014, 11:07p
We really, really need Shav.
Commented on Gamethread: Phoenix Suns (47-33) vs. Memphis Grizzlies (48-32) for the last marble on Apr 14 2014, 11:07p - 1 reply
Keef can't guard Randolf.
Commented on Gamethread: Phoenix Suns (47-33) vs. Memphis Grizzlies (48-32) for the last marble on Apr 14 2014, 11:05p - 1 reply
I guess the game plan is to let Mike Miller get his points and stop everyone else.
Commented on Gamethread: Phoenix Suns (47-33) vs. Memphis Grizzlies (48-32) for the last marble on Apr 14 2014, 10:54p - 3 replies
I don't like his haircut either.
Commented on Gamethread: Phoenix Suns (47-33) vs. Memphis Grizzlies (48-32) for the last marble on Apr 14 2014, 10:48p - 1 reply
Weird possession, but we got a foul out of it.
Commented on Gamethread: Phoenix Suns (47-33) vs. Memphis Grizzlies (48-32) for the last marble on Apr 14 2014, 10:46p
It was just a hard foul.
Commented on Gamethread: Phoenix Suns (47-33) vs. Memphis Grizzlies (48-32) for the last marble on Apr 14 2014, 10:44p
Wow, did you see what Green did?
Commented on Gamethread: Phoenix Suns (47-33) vs. Memphis Grizzlies (48-32) for the last marble on Apr 14 2014, 10:43p - 2 replies
This is a bad time to not make our open shots.
Commented on Gamethread: Phoenix Suns (47-33) vs. Memphis Grizzlies (48-32) for the last marble on Apr 14 2014, 10:37p
He needs to either catch and shoot or pass.
Commented on Gamethread: Phoenix Suns (47-33) vs. Memphis Grizzlies (48-32) for the last marble on Apr 14 2014, 10:34p
I think we should go zone.
Commented on Gamethread: Phoenix Suns (47-33) vs. Memphis Grizzlies (48-32) for the last marble on Apr 14 2014, 10:22p - 3 replies
Chandler Frye.
Commented on Gamethread: Phoenix Suns (47-33) vs. Memphis Grizzlies (48-32) for the last marble on Apr 14 2014, 10:21p - 1 reply
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