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Beavis 25

  • joined Jan 17, 2010
  • last login Jul 26, 2014
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Scouting Report From SBNation

Name: Beavis

Gender: Unknown

Number: 25

Species: Unknown

Residence: The inner machinations of your mind.

Drafted with the #1 overall pick by BSOTS on January 17th, 2010.

Position(s): BSOTS staff writer (Retired), Assassin (Pending), Part time Gamer (Active), BSOTS poster (Active), Doctor (inactive), Commando (MIA), King Awesome (Active), Manager of the Rectal Database (Active), Batman (unknown), BSOTS Troll Slayer (inactive until called to arms), Dragonborn (Active), Thread Jacker (temporarily inactive), Butthead (occasionally).

Career potential awards: Superstar poster and Hall of Famer. "Most Prone to Schizophrenically Mutter to Himself" award. "Doing absolutely nothing longer than anyone else" award. "Most replies to himself" award. "The #1 comment count" award. "BSOTS Hall of Fame" induction. "Best poster all around" award. "BSOTS Ring of Honor" induction. "Most ridiculous, arduous, intricate and perplexing poster" award.

Assets: Big heart. One of BSOTS's greatest-ever commentators and writers. Makes everyone around him better. Has uncanny vision, anticipation, posting and rosterbation skills. Arguably SBNations most accurate poster and rosterbator ever. A great reccor too.

Flaws: Commits huge rosterbation totals. Can be wrong here and there and doesn't jack as many threads as he could/should. Tends to take nights off. Uses misleading titles in fanposts. Can be a distraction in the game threads: Has a big ego, is stubborn, young and inexperienced. Drives the Veterans insane. Bad example to rookies.

Transactions/Injuries/suspensions: Traded to Fear the Sword on January 2012 for Waveocean. Trade was declined by the SBNation Front Office for "blogging reasons".

Interest: World Domination, Suns Basketball, SpongeBob, Pizza, winning an NBA Championship, Games and Women.

Dream: To defeat the Giant Monkey Men and save the 9th Dimension.

Enemies: Lakers, Spurs, Steve Nash, Kobe Bryant, Blake Griffin, Ray Allen, Dwayne Wade, Boris Diaw, Lebron James, Micheal Jordan, Jared Bayless, Chris Anderson, Tony Parker, Jon Barry, Sasha Sharapova...

If you would like to know more about Beavis, just read his blogs and follow him on BSOTS.

A Fan Of...

  • NBA Phoenix Suns
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The Phoenix Suns Don't Need the Best Offer to Get Kevin Love

That's right. They just need Lebron James. It's simple. Never has there been a free agent more powerful than Lebron. If he signs with the Suns then they hold all the cards. That's just the result...

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The Phoenix Suns Must Pursue Lebron James

According to reports, Lebron James is opting out. It is not certain he will leave the Heat, but opting out gives him more options to explore and allows other teams time, so they can prepare to...

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Heat and Carmelo Anthony: Playoff Change needed?

Sources say the Heat are trying to pursue the possibility of a Big Four by adding Carmelo Anthony. Here's the link. It's getting ridiculous isn't it? Yet, I'm totally okay with it. If they decide...

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Possible Solutions to Fix the NBA Draft

I'm gonna keep this post short, sweet and to the point. Also, as crazy as some of these ideas are, I'm actually being serious. Sometimes the best option is the craziest one, like that saying,...

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Solar Flares - Open NBA/Suns Thread

So how do you feel about Ben Affleck as Batman? Can you see it? Me neither. Who should have been the new Batman? More from Bright Side Of The Sun: Phoenix Suns' Goran Dragic is...

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Solar Flares is Back!

Many times conversations will stray off-topic to the point to where it's not even about basketball anymore. When that happens it's best to take it to another thread and that's what Solar...

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Solar Flares - Happy New Year!

Welcome to the first Solar flare post of 2013! And a Happy New Year to ya! I have nothing more to say.

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Solar Flares: Last Week of Humanity, Dec. 17-21

Welcome to the last Solar Flares post you'll ever read. Yep, today is the last day of our lives according to the Mayans. Beginning tomorrow the world will end and we will all cease to exist....

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Solar Flares: What week is this? Dec.10-16

Welcome to Solar Flares, the place for all your off-topic drivel. This Saturday is Dec. 15th, a very exciting day and for a number of reasons: 1. It's Saturday, the day we don't have to work,...

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Solar Flares: Week Something, Dec 3-9

Welcome to Solar Flares, the place where you can post all the crap you want as long as it doesn't break the site rules. Here's a few interesting, but not recommended links to visit: Trade...

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The David Stern Horror continues

Part 2: When a Stern Calls In Part 1 we got to witness how David Stern threw away the Phoenix Suns greatest chance at a title and then destroyed their 7SOL offense putting them into a...

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Has the talent in the league fallen?

Let's compare it to 5 years ago. FYI, the players are in order of who I thought of first. What I tried to do is fill up the positions with players who I think could make a case for the...

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David Stern oversaw more than the expansion of the league.

He oversaw and orchestrated the destruction and downfall of the Phoenix Suns. Be prepared for what I am about to tell you as it is not for the feeble minds. No, this is not just simply a scary...

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Solar Flares - Open NBA/Suns Thread - Week of October 7-13

Just two and half more weeks until the regular season starts, but all that means is we've got other crap to talk about in the meantime. Like Kobe for instance. Did you know that he'll only play for...

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What Do The Phoenix Suns Need To Win The Championship?

As I was doing some long over due Spring cleaning I came across this printed article, "Teams need more than talent to win title", written by Kenny Smith in 2008. Now before you hit the back button...

How Steve Nash became a Laker

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"But I wanted to exhaust every opportunity to be near the kids before I really made a decision. Being in L.A. would mean I can see the kids three or four times a month instead of three or four times a year. Now, after practice or an off day, I can fly home, pick 'em up from school, take 'em to the park, feed 'em and be back home for bedtime. That's priceless to me. "That was the most important thing. No matter how disappointed some Suns fans would be, nothing could compete with the disappointment of telling my kids I'd only see them a few times throughout the winter. That trumps everything."- Steve Nash

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Phoenix Suns Free Agency: Breaking Down Their Top Possible Free Agent Targets At Each Position

Now that the Phoenix Suns season has unfortunately come to an end, I know there are many of you who cannot wait to talk/argue and speculate about who the Phoenix Suns will possibly target this...

Dwight Howard to request a trade this summer?

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What do you guys think? I think it's definitely worth a look as long as we can get him to agree to an extension. Check out my article from the deadline about possible trade scenarios for Dwight Howard. Note: Those 2 trades go against all my beliefs in trading Jared Dudley, but it's what it would take. If we could do it without Dudley then it's a STEAL.

Wade and Allen want players to be compensated for playing in the Olympics.

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Disgraceful. They already have more than enough money to begin with. If that isn't doing it than I doubt an extra million is going to fix the problems they speak of. This is just greed. Playing for your country is a privilege and an honor. I'm not going to feel sorry for these guys.

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Dwight Howard?

Orlando said they want a "Denver" type of return for Dwight Howard. I've been thinking, we could give them that. Trade 1 Gortat, Dudley, Morris, Childress and two first round picks (12 and 14)...

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Leaked Info Reveals The FO Will Indeed Trade Steve Nash!

I got a source, so hit the jump.

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So ah, how do we go about building this ELITE team?

Yeah, that's right. PAUL MILLSAP! He is the answer to most of our problems. I know, I know... "Beavis, just shut up, we've already tried to trade for Paul Millsap a thousand times. It's not...

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Phoenix Suns and Steve Nash: It's Time We Say Goodbye

It's time to move on. It's time to part ways. These past 7 years have been good if not great. It's been a fun ride, filled with many ups and many downs. There's been a lot of good memories, but we...

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Steve Nash Is Taking His Talents To South Beach!

I'm kidding, he isn't. However, LeChoke has been recruiting him via twitter. Both he and Crawford actually. Seriously, what's the big deal about Crawford? I don't get it... Anyway, here's the...

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Phoenix Suns Losing Cash And Possible VC Trade?

As we all know, the first two weeks of the NBA season were canceled...to no surprise. I found an interesting article by Paul Coro explaining all the moneys current Suns players would lose within...

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NBA Fan Voice: We Stand United! Let Us Watch!

I'm not going to talk about why I love basketball or how I became a fan. This is a message to the owners and players of the NBA. Listen Players and NBA dudes (That means you Stern!), we the fans...

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It's YOUR Job To Trade Steve Nash!

Let's say the lockout ends and Stern gets what he wants. It's now late October, 2011. You're the GM of the Phoenix Suns and Sarver walks into your office and says, "Hey, trade Steve Nash!". What...

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Preview/Game Thread: France Vs. Spain, Gold Medal Game!

FIBA EuroBasket Finals Game Previews.

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The Most Dramatic Phoenix Suns Playoff Series You've Ever Seen!

Can you believe that it's only been around five months since the Phoenix Suns last played a game? Can you believe that Grant Hill will soon be 39? Can you believe that Lou Amundson is no longer a...

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Video Breakdown: We need more Sun

Are you bored? Are you Sun deprived? If so, get up, go get some comfort food, sit-down, relax and watch these vids. But first, hear my words. I find it ridiculous that team websites can't even show...

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