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Yeah, and as I note, the quake is a bullshit excuse too.
Commented on Steroids Did Not Win the 1989 World Series on Apr 17 2014, 8:23a
I can't help noticing that this game doesn't even go to extras if our first baseman is defensively competent.
Commented on Game #15: A's throw away lead against the Angels, lose 5-4. on Apr 17 2014, 8:02a - 4 replies
No, Mr. Saxobeat is definitely better.
Commented on Game Thread #15: A's at Angels (2) on Apr 17 2014, 12:25a
Are they really playing Mr. Saxobeat?
Commented on Game Thread #15: A's at Angels (2) on Apr 17 2014, 12:23a - 1 reply
I have no idea which direction the actual game is, relative to the people in the shot.
Commented on Game Thread #15: A's at Angels (2) on Apr 17 2014, 12:21a - 1 reply
BELT AA
Commented on Game Thread #15: A's at Angels (2) on Apr 17 2014, 12:18a
She looks lost. As in, "Why am I at this location instead of a different one? Was I kidnapped?"
Commented on Game Thread #15: A's at Angels (2) on Apr 17 2014, 12:17a - 1 reply
Well you want some maths, here's some numbers for you, how about 1776, that's what I think of England telling me what to say.
Commented on Game Thread #15: A's at Angels (2) on Apr 17 2014, 12:15a
The existence of the error as a statistic is an error.
Commented on Game Thread #15: A's at Angels (2) on Apr 17 2014, 12:12a
Look around you!
Commented on Game Thread #15: A's at Angels (2) on Apr 17 2014, 12:12a - 1 reply
I do not recognize any comment made by this "Jeremy" character.
Commented on Game Thread #15: A's at Angels (2) on Apr 17 2014, 12:11a
The error statistic, everybody! Reeeeeeeeeeaaaaalllly unhelpful.
Commented on Game Thread #15: A's at Angels (2) on Apr 17 2014, 12:09a
No, it was just how they justified to themselves that Mike Trout gets a Yankee strike zone instead of acknowledging that he got a gift.
Commented on Game Thread #15: A's at Angels (2) on Apr 17 2014, 12:08a
How about that.
Commented on Game Thread #15: A's at Angels (2) on Apr 17 2014, 12:05a
Angels broadcasters spent a good thirty seconds talking about how his glove moved LIKE SO MUCH YOU GUYS to justify that call to themselves.
Commented on Game Thread #15: A's at Angels (2) on Apr 17 2014, 12:02a - 1 reply
What's funny is that Cespedes does some of the same things Puig does--the kinds of things some wags would refer to as a lack of hustle--but he does seem a little more amiable in general.
Commented on Game #14: A's escape with 10-9 win in wild, see-saw affair on Apr 16 2014, 4:15a - 2 replies
Yeah, I'm in.
Commented on Game #14: A's escape with 10-9 win in wild, see-saw affair on Apr 16 2014, 4:13a
Of course it is.
Commented on Game #14: A's escape with 10-9 win in wild, see-saw affair on Apr 16 2014, 4:09a
What are you shooting your werewolves with, a .22?
Commented on Game #12: Power Pitching Early, Power Hitting Late Keep A's In 1st on Apr 15 2014, 2:00a - 1 reply
If She Was Young, Double Trouble
Commented on Game #12: Power Pitching Early, Power Hitting Late Keep A's In 1st on Apr 15 2014, 1:58a
So there's pretty much no possibly way to disagree with you.
Commented on Game #12: Power Pitching Early, Power Hitting Late Keep A's In 1st on Apr 15 2014, 1:55a
I don't buy that for a second.
Commented on Oakland Athletics Week 2 Review on Apr 15 2014, 1:52a - 1 reply
Beat that, 2013 Boston Red Sox!
Commented on Oakland Athletics Week 2 Review on Apr 15 2014, 1:48a - 1 reply
And all of 192 career plate appearances against LHP.
Commented on Oakland Athletics Week 2 Review on Apr 15 2014, 1:46a
for Sonny Gray
Voted on Apr 15 2014, 1:43a
That's why my price is $500,000.
Commented on Game #12: Power Pitching Early, Power Hitting Late Keep A's In 1st on Apr 13 2014, 10:55p
Is that your justification for only seeing certain segments of certain careers valid?
Commented on Game #12: Power Pitching Early, Power Hitting Late Keep A's In 1st on Apr 13 2014, 10:54p - 1 reply
I know, I was just adding on in terms of why the argument can be made for Barton and not for Sogard.
Commented on Game #12: Power Pitching Early, Power Hitting Late Keep A's In 1st on Apr 13 2014, 10:54p
The only way the argument is useful at all, with any player, is if you can make a serious case for it.
Commented on Game #12: Power Pitching Early, Power Hitting Late Keep A's In 1st on Apr 13 2014, 10:16p - 1 reply
He's Bobby Bonillaing it
Commented on Game #12: Power Pitching Early, Power Hitting Late Keep A's In 1st on Apr 13 2014, 10:14p - 1 reply
$500,000 is my price.
Commented on Game #12: Power Pitching Early, Power Hitting Late Keep A's In 1st on Apr 13 2014, 10:12p - 1 reply
WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THIS COUNTRY WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN SEXUALLY HARASS A BASEBALL
Commented on Game #12: Power Pitching Early, Power Hitting Late Keep A's In 1st on Apr 13 2014, 10:11p
Unless there's an indication that he substantially changed his approach or his swing in 2013, you can't just ignore the numbers that don't support your narrative.
Commented on Game #12: Power Pitching Early, Power Hitting Late Keep A's In 1st on Apr 13 2014, 10:10p
"I used to deliver crushing hits to quarterbacks in the pocket. That's why I'm well qualified to tell you that Depends delivers equally devastating blows to the poop in your pants."
Commented on Game #12: Power Pitching Early, Power Hitting Late Keep A's In 1st on Apr 13 2014, 8:36p - 1 reply
I know.
Commented on Game #12: Power Pitching Early, Power Hitting Late Keep A's In 1st on Apr 13 2014, 8:35p
Who is Cindi?
Commented on Game #12: Power Pitching Early, Power Hitting Late Keep A's In 1st on Apr 13 2014, 8:35p - 1 reply
They both have kind of tall faces, I guess. That's about as far as I can see a resemblance.
Commented on Game #12: Power Pitching Early, Power Hitting Late Keep A's In 1st on Apr 13 2014, 8:15p
I don't know who that is.
Commented on Game #12: Power Pitching Early, Power Hitting Late Keep A's In 1st on Apr 13 2014, 8:14p
You have a weird sense of humor.
Commented on Game #12: Power Pitching Early, Power Hitting Late Keep A's In 1st on Apr 13 2014, 8:14p - 2 replies
That's also a fair assessment. There are MANY such phrases.
Commented on Game #12: Power Pitching Early, Power Hitting Late Keep A's In 1st on Apr 13 2014, 8:13p
I don't get it.
Commented on Game #12: Power Pitching Early, Power Hitting Late Keep A's In 1st on Apr 13 2014, 8:13p - 2 replies
Seems to be an ANer though.
Commented on Game #12: Power Pitching Early, Power Hitting Late Keep A's In 1st on Apr 13 2014, 8:12p - 1 reply
No, because your writing wasn't there yet and I had just awoken from a nap and wanted to know how we scored the three runs that we scored.
Commented on Game #12: Power Pitching Early, Power Hitting Late Keep A's In 1st on Apr 13 2014, 8:11p
Yup, that's another one.
Commented on Game #12: Power Pitching Early, Power Hitting Late Keep A's In 1st on Apr 13 2014, 8:11p - 1 reply
Well it wasn't, like, real politics or anything.
Commented on Game #12: Power Pitching Early, Power Hitting Late Keep A's In 1st on Apr 13 2014, 8:10p - 1 reply
The poster has been around since 2011, so I'm not sure about that.
Commented on Game #12: Power Pitching Early, Power Hitting Late Keep A's In 1st on Apr 13 2014, 8:09p - 1 reply
Someone needs to get Brad Pitt into the clubhouse so he can make some kind of #sorrynotsorry remark to Lowrie about how the Yankees are paying him not to play for them or something.
Commented on Game #12: Power Pitching Early, Power Hitting Late Keep A's In 1st on Apr 13 2014, 8:09p
I relied on highlight videos for my knowledge of this game.
Commented on Game #12: Power Pitching Early, Power Hitting Late Keep A's In 1st on Apr 13 2014, 8:07p - 1 reply
uuuuuuuuuuuh this so much
Commented on Game #12: Power Pitching Early, Power Hitting Late Keep A's In 1st on Apr 13 2014, 8:07p - 2 replies
OK maybe "definitely" is too strong a word. In both instances in which I used it.
Commented on Game #12: Power Pitching Early, Power Hitting Late Keep A's In 1st on Apr 13 2014, 8:05p - 1 reply
I've definitely heard him say he prefers SS. Frustratingly, I can't remember where.
Commented on Game #12: Power Pitching Early, Power Hitting Late Keep A's In 1st on Apr 13 2014, 8:04p - 1 reply
Wait, are we in banworthy territory?
Commented on Game #12: Power Pitching Early, Power Hitting Late Keep A's In 1st on Apr 13 2014, 8:03p - 1 reply
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
Commented on Game #12: Power Pitching Early, Power Hitting Late Keep A's In 1st on Apr 13 2014, 8:01p - 1 reply
As Bill Burr described it, "I'm not a racist, but [this group of people] followed by [fucked-up conversation]"
Commented on Game #12: Power Pitching Early, Power Hitting Late Keep A's In 1st on Apr 13 2014, 8:00p - 1 reply
"No offense, but" *punches you in the face*
Commented on Game #12: Power Pitching Early, Power Hitting Late Keep A's In 1st on Apr 13 2014, 7:59p - 1 reply
"No offense, but I'm going to publicly denigrate something you did."
Commented on Game #12: Power Pitching Early, Power Hitting Late Keep A's In 1st on Apr 13 2014, 7:58p - 1 reply
IT'S IN THE FUCKING FIRST AMENDMENT YOU COMMUNIST GET IT RIGHT
Commented on Game #12: Power Pitching Early, Power Hitting Late Keep A's In 1st on Apr 13 2014, 7:57p - 1 reply
I say "the BART" sometimes, same way I say "the Wal-Mart" or "the Papa John's."
Commented on Game #12: Power Pitching Early, Power Hitting Late Keep A's In 1st on Apr 13 2014, 7:57p - 1 reply
It really shouldn't matter what he's open to.
Commented on Game #12: Power Pitching Early, Power Hitting Late Keep A's In 1st on Apr 13 2014, 7:54p - 1 reply
Sounds like this was a good one to sleep through.
Commented on Game #12: Power Pitching Early, Power Hitting Late Keep A's In 1st on Apr 13 2014, 7:33p - 1 reply
What a stunningly unproductive answer to a question.
Commented on Who's More Likely to Get It Together: Reddick or Barton? on Apr 13 2014, 7:32p
I'm well liked in certain bars frequented by burly men, but no, I wouldn't say "model" exactly.
Commented on Who's More Likely to Get It Together: Reddick or Barton? on Apr 13 2014, 7:31p
I needed to do this for me as much as anything.
Commented on Steroids Did Not Win the 1989 World Series on Apr 13 2014, 7:31p
Just watched the Cespedes HR. Did anyone see Cook's awesome celebration?
Commented on Game #12: Power Pitching Early, Power Hitting Late Keep A's In 1st on Apr 13 2014, 7:30p - 1 reply
MAD. FLY. HUNNIES.
Commented on Game #11: Gray Shines Again, A's Beat Mariners 3-1 on Apr 13 2014, 7:28p
So we are talking about Rickey Henderson?
Commented on Game #11: Gray Shines Again, A's Beat Mariners 3-1 on Apr 13 2014, 7:28p
Yeah, clearly these TJ surgeries are for "autism of the arm."
Commented on Game Thread #12: A's at Seattle (2) on Apr 13 2014, 7:25p
I don't remember anyone ever making an issue of it with Ichiro or Matsui.
Commented on Game Thread #12: A's at Seattle (2) on Apr 13 2014, 7:25p
Yeah, I mean nobody tries to make Ray Fosse speak English.
Commented on Game Thread #12: A's at Seattle (2) on Apr 13 2014, 7:22p
"I say fellas, what's cooler than bein cool?" "THIS KITTY"
Commented on Game Thread #12: A's at Seattle (2) on Apr 13 2014, 7:21p
What happened? I took a nap and missed the whole game.
Commented on Game Thread #12: A's at Seattle (2) on Apr 13 2014, 7:20p - 1 reply
They won't. As soon as Johnson has five or six good outings in a row, he'll be back in the closer spot.
Commented on Game #11: Gray Shines Again, A's Beat Mariners 3-1 on Apr 13 2014, 6:15a
Ricky who?
Commented on Game #11: Gray Shines Again, A's Beat Mariners 3-1 on Apr 13 2014, 5:26a
He needed a roommate? Do the A's pay that poorly or was Bay Area rent already that high?
Commented on Game #11: Gray Shines Again, A's Beat Mariners 3-1 on Apr 13 2014, 5:24a
Yeah, now they sell out expensively.
Commented on Game #11: Gray Shines Again, A's Beat Mariners 3-1 on Apr 13 2014, 5:23a - 1 reply
They have as many ERAs as any team in baseball.
Commented on Game #11: Gray Shines Again, A's Beat Mariners 3-1 on Apr 13 2014, 5:21a - 1 reply
Someone even said they're "a model of moderation"!
Commented on Who's More Likely to Get It Together: Reddick or Barton? on Apr 13 2014, 5:20a - 1 reply
HOLD ME BACK BRO
Commented on Game #11: Gray Shines Again, A's Beat Mariners 3-1 on Apr 13 2014, 2:54a - 1 reply
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS
Commented on Game #11: Gray Shines Again, A's Beat Mariners 3-1 on Apr 13 2014, 2:38a
Wuuuuuuuuuuut the fuck
Commented on Game #11: Gray Shines Again, A's Beat Mariners 3-1 on Apr 13 2014, 2:33a
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