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They're a pretty well constructed team
Commented on San Francisco Giants Link Dump, 4/15 on Apr 15 2014, 12:56p - 1 reply
I'm a little confused about the reaction to the Warriors season
Commented on San Francisco Giants Link Dump, 4/15 on Apr 15 2014, 12:55p - 2 replies
Well, IF Stratton becomes a mid-rotation guy
Commented on minor lines, 4/14/14 on Apr 15 2014, 12:48p - 1 reply
And the more you know if they'll be worth it.
Commented on Self-promotion for a gameless night on Apr 15 2014, 1:48a - 1 reply
Sure
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 8:16p
Courtesy of the McKenzie Brothers.
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 8:11p
I really like mine.
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 7:04p
Oh, I see. We're being cheeky instead.
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 7:02p
I'm not sure
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 7:00p - 2 replies
I believe somebody just stuck it to the man.
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 6:58p - 1 reply
What evidence do you have
Commented on San Francisco Giants Link Dump 4/14 on Apr 14 2014, 6:56p
Sukkot!
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 6:53p
Jobs are for sucks.
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 6:51p - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 6:51p - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 6:46p
Don't be so heterofowlnormative.
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 6:44p
It's cool
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 6:43p - 2 replies
No Subject
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 6:37p - 1 reply
A rooster IS a chicken.*
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 6:36p - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 6:34p - 1 reply
I generally eat my meals
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 6:34p - 1 reply
It's okay
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 6:31p - 1 reply
Okay
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 6:30p
Now stop
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 6:28p
What if I came here to say "fuck," Steve Garvey?
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 6:24p - 2 replies
In both cases
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 6:23p
More root vegetable propaganda.
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 6:23p
Well, if he finished early
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 6:20p - 1 reply
My stumping for Haren, on the other hand.
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 6:19p - 1 reply
Your icon sums up my reaction to that one.
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 6:17p
It's the reason I'm picking up swimming.
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 6:16p - 1 reply
Count yourself lucky.
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 6:15p
Okay, students.
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 6:15p - 1 reply
Damned american baseballs.
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 6:14p
I use urine.
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 6:13p - 1 reply
They're both borderline top 100
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 6:12p
I'm not sure people really make that transition
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 6:10p
Let the gifs flow through you.
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 6:07p
Though I'll use different documents
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 6:05p - 1 reply
But sabermetrics buy into them.
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 6:01p
If you have to ask...
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 6:00p
No Subject
Commented on San Francisco Giants Link Dump 4/14 on Apr 14 2014, 5:58p - 1 reply
#neckfatchat
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 5:54p
I bartended in SF for a while.
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 5:53p
Any chance we can convince them
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 5:48p - 1 reply
Which is the natural course
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 5:46p
Think outside the box.
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 5:44p
I have more problem with the ever expanding pool at the base of the toilet.
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 5:44p - 1 reply
Wait, people are actually carrying around their own wipes?
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 5:42p
No, you throw it in the garbage can
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 5:39p - 2 replies
I was in favor of signing Brian Roberts this year
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 5:36p - 2 replies
Multipurpose TP!
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 5:34p - 1 reply
I was in Sacramento at the time.
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 5:32p
If I know Cousin Eddie
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 5:32p
Cousin Eddie is gonna pay her boss a visit.
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 5:29p - 2 replies
Get out the red pen.
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 5:27p - 1 reply
Toilet paper can become a VERY valuable commodity in certain situations.
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 5:27p - 1 reply
I believe, in that usage,
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 5:26p - 1 reply
Well, sure
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 5:24p
It looks like a bunch of people racing to the bathroom to me.
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 5:21p - 3 replies
Rally killer.
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 5:14p
Well, it's certainly reflected in the numbers on my scale.
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 5:09p - 1 reply
Ah
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 5:07p - 2 replies
Before she showed up
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 5:06p
That should bring your total calorie count down to merely 1500 or so.
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 5:04p
I guess, when I think "advanced stat"
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 5:04p - 1 reply
Couldn't tell
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 5:01p - 4 replies
Is BABIP really an advanced stat?
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 4:59p - 1 reply
I'm sure he'll show up sometime soon
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 4:58p - 2 replies
All hitters are streaky
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 4:57p
Fun with SSS
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 4:44p
10 games isn't enough for me to worry about anything new
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 4:38p
Unfortunately it's ingrained now.
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 4:37p
No Subject
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 4:32p - 1 reply
PANDA (babip) WATCH!
Commented on Worry power rankings for the 2014 Giants on Apr 14 2014, 4:27p - 3 replies
I didn't know
Commented on San Francisco Giants Link Dump 4/14 on Apr 14 2014, 4:13p - 1 reply
* only if written in a certain format only used in a few countries, of course.
Commented on San Francisco Giants Link Dump 4/14 on Apr 14 2014, 3:44p - 1 reply
This feels like a cop out.
Commented on San Francisco Giants Link Dump 4/14 on Apr 14 2014, 3:43p
Only slightly less than first-two-weeks-of-regular-season stats.
Commented on San Francisco Giants Link Dump 4/14 on Apr 14 2014, 3:42p
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